Television
TV schedule Friday 7th September 2018
6:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 20 - Upside DownThe Twirlywoos learn about upside down when they watch a gallery owner hanging some paintings. Back in the Boat they help put the Very Important Lady the right way up.
7:10am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 19 - The Great Beanotown Bake-OffPieface's all time hero, Cherry Bakewell, is coming to Beanotown to judge the annual bake-off.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 19 - #Sinister MouseThere's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.
7:30am
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 2 - Happy MotoringThe car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.
7:55am
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Boomers
Series 2, Episode 6 - WeddingMaureen's mum Joan shocks everyone with a surprise announcement that proves there's still life in the old dog yet!
8am
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The Girl Who Couldn't Quite
Ruth (Elizabeth Henson) hasn't smiled since she was a little girl, but with the friendship of a tramp (Bill Owen) she smiles again.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 5 - Niagara Falls, Canada and USAGlitch blocks Niagara Falls to give Grim HQ a mud bath. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
8am
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Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 5 - VIPA VIP is visiting Dockbridge High and the pupils are on their best behaviour. A shame the same can't be said for the teachers!
8:30am
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Lucky Feller
Episode 7 - The Power And The GloryThe local church needs some wiring repaired and Kath suggests to the vicar that Shorty and Randy should do it. When Shorty learns that Kath got them the job and she's waiting for them in the church, he decides that "this is the Moment" and plucks up his courage...
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Just The PartChris and Pui want to put on a play in Justin Town and Justin's house is the perfect place to do it. Director Chris may have just the part for Justin, who is keen to show off his acting skills.
8:50am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 5 - I Get Along Without You Very WellYvonne decides to spend more time with Gary, now that he's given up his 1940s obsession.
9:05am
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 6 - Seven Year HitchFor their seventh wedding anniversary, Peter and Sheila intend to stay in the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon.
9:15am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Sports DayIt's the annual sports day and Sooty and Sweep are competing for the cup - but who will win the day?
9:25am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 6 - In The MoodYvonne delivers an ultimatum to Gary, but Ron makes him an offer he can't refuse. Will he return to 1940, and if he does, will he ever come back to the 1990s?
9:30am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 10 - Sooty Of The Seven SeasSooty and Sweep want to be pirates and, with a lick of paint and a new mast, the SS Sooty is soon ready to sail. But can they defeat the fearsome pirate of the lake?
9:35am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 18 - More About Open And CloseAn artist is drawing a dog in a room. The dog wants to go out, so the artist opens the door. After a while, the artist opens the door again and calls the dog back inside. The Twirlywoos decide to open and close the door to let the dog in and out.
10am
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 6 - Judgment Of SolomonLovejoy and Gimbert are in pursuit of a priceless collection ofjudaica which has mysteriously appeared in an Essex cottage.
11:30am
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Lucky Feller
Episode 5 - It's A Dog's LifeShorty declares the news: he is in love. Randy's in hysterics, then shocked when Shorty reveals the identity of his infatuation. A trip to the pub is called for.
11:45am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 9 - No PetsMr Bean decides he needs some new and exciting friends in the shape of pets.
12pm
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 4 - See You In CourtThe Barnes' marital bliss is thrown awry when he's forced to bring his very drunk boss home from an office party. Peter's desperate to bring their relationship back from the brink of divorce.
12pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 10 - Ray Of SunshineMr Bean is in pursuit of sunshine but only manages to cause chaos on the beach!
12:35pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
1:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
1:25pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 6 - PartyNathan takes advantage of Mrs Carter's weekend trip away to invite Miss Poppy round for a romantic evening.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 18 - More About Open And CloseAn artist is drawing a dog in a room. The dog wants to go out, so the artist opens the door. After a while, the artist opens the door again and calls the dog back inside. The Twirlywoos decide to open and close the door to let the dog in and out.
2pm
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Make Mine Mink
Comedy about a genteel, middle class group of misfits who become hobbyist thieves in aid of charity.
2pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 1 - A Quiet HoneymoonThe newly married LeClercs are shot down, and swiftly arrested by the Colonel. With Von Klinkerhoffen hospitalised, Flockenstuffen's making his presence felt at the chateau.
3:15pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 5 - I Get Along Without You Very WellYvonne decides to spend more time with Gary, now that he's given up his 1940s obsession.
3:20pm
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Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 5 - Big Mouth Strikes AgainBecky makes an unexpected enemy of the Tooth Fairy when she begins selling healthy food to fellow pupils.
3:40pm
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Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 1 - Breaking WindFeaturing The Great Diddy Bake Off. Also, it is feeding time in the Diddy Brother house, and someone is in for a big surprise in Just For Pranks.
3:50pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 6 - In The MoodYvonne delivers an ultimatum to Gary, but Ron makes him an offer he can't refuse. Will he return to 1940, and if he does, will he ever come back to the 1990s?
3:55pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:25pm
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Deal With The DevilHarvey's pal Lou gets involved in black market activities and falls foul of the police, while Rita gets close to a new man-friend.
4:45pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 5 - Incredible Duck TrekMummy duck is trying to lead her ducklings from their nest in Bitz's castle to the lake, but it's a long way, so Bitz and Bob help guide them there safely.
4:55pm
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 6 - Judgment Of SolomonLovejoy and Gimbert are in pursuit of a priceless collection ofjudaica which has mysteriously appeared in an Essex cottage.
5:10pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 43 - Bird Migration: Spain And AfricaThe Go Jetters are on the Strait of Gibraltar in southern Spain, working with a team of conservationists to track and follow a group of baby storks on their journey from Spain to Africa.
5:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 6 - WantedRodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he tries to help a drunk lady on the way home from the pub. When she screams for help he legs it home. Del, knowing of the woman's reputation, plays on Rodney's fears, but his joke backfires when Rodney goes on the run!
6pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 1 - A Quiet HoneymoonThe newly married LeClercs are shot down, and swiftly arrested by the Colonel. With Von Klinkerhoffen hospitalised, Flockenstuffen's making his presence felt at the chateau.
6pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 18 - Dry HardA late night scary movie makes Penfold even extra-jittery, forcing Danger Mouse to make his sidekick sit out the latest mission to stop the Baron from flooding the entire world.
6:25pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 4Granville's big ambitions to open his very own coffee shop cause quite a stir in the neighbourhood. Mrs Dawlish, a snobbish local, pays a visit and cannot believe such a corner shop still exists - can Granville find a clever way to make some money from her? Meanwhile Eric looks after his depressed brother-in-law all day.
6:40pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 2 - George's HouseFrank causes mayhem at Betty's brother George's house.
6:40pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 16 - Billy Goat's GriefThere's a neighbourhood inspection so Zig and Zag employ a herd of goats to eat their untidy garden neat - what could possibly go wrong?
6:50pm
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 16 - Bottomless PitLuke, Cleo and Resus have to clear away some rubbish from their homes. They discover what seems to be a bottomless pit.
6:55pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 9 - No PetsMr Bean decides he needs some new and exciting friends in the shape of pets.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 5A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
7:05pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all. A visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile Eric is not getting on with his wife and seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.
7:10pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 10 - Ray Of SunshineMr Bean is in pursuit of sunshine but only manages to cause chaos on the beach!
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 7 - Beware The Vanilla SliceCompo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has a lawnmower on his mind.
7:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Time On Our HandsThis third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!
8pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 3 - The BabysitterMum and Mike plan a night out, but when their babysitter cancels, they decide to leave the girls with Mike's son Craig.
9pm
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David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 1This first episode charts Sir David's journey from working class lad in North Finchley to TV star. It follows his transition from theatre actor to early TV roles, and how his partnership with Ronnie Barker helped establish him as a major comic talent by the mid-70s.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 2The BAFTA-winning sports-based comedy show continues. With guests Micky Flanagan, Andros Townsend and Laura Whitmore.
9pm
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W1A
Series 1, Episode 3Ian Fletcher's salary comes under intense scrutiny in the press - why should the BBC's Head of Values be paid more than the prime minister?
9pm
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Lee Evans: Monsters
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans' final stand-up tour, recorded in 2014.
9pm
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9pm
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Doc Martin
Series 8, Episode 6 - Accidental HeroLouisa is questioning her decision to go back to studying - can she fit it all in? Meanwhile, Penhale holds a police open day, Martin injures himself tripping over Buddy, and James has started biting.
9:45pm
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W1A
Series 1, Episode 4A national paper publishes a story on how Ian took Sally Owen, his PA at the Olympic Deliverance Commission, on holiday to Italy.
10pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Who's A Pretty Boy?Denzil is nervous about letting the Trotters decorate his flat because, if they do it wrong, he has to face the wrath of his wife, Corinne. She still hasn't forgiven Del for messing up the catering at her wedding but, as long as they heed her warning to stay out of the kitchen, nothing can go wrong...
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 17, Episode 7Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on another eventful week around the world with the help of guests Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Nish Kumar and Tiff Stevenson.
10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Out-takes - UnseenRejoin the A League of Their Own boys and their guests as the hit comedy and entertainment show runs into extra time with outtakes and unseen footage from Series 10.
10:35pm40 min version
Room 101
Series 7, Episode 7 - Katherine Ryan, Geri Horner, Adam BuxtonFrank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show. Katherine Ryan, Geri Horner and Adam Buxton competing to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include phone calls, pens that don't work and marathons.
10:40pm
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House Of Fools
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Erik AffairJulie opens a bistro, and Vic and Beef help arrange a blind date for Erik.
10:45pm
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The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 13, Episode 1 - Kevin Hart, Tiffany Haddish, Mel Giedroyc, Rob Beckett, Dave Bautista, Jess GlynneJoining Jonathan for a brand new series are two of Hollywood's funniest comedians and actors Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish, former Bake Off presenter Mel Giedroyc, the hilarious Rob Beckett, Drax The Destroyer from Guardians of the Galaxy Dave Bautista, and the chart-topping Jess Glynne will be performing in the studio.
11pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 5Mum and Dad try to organise a quiet meal out together. But first they have to escape the house!
11pm
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Jack Dee - So What? Live
A TV broadcast of Jack Dee's 2013 stand-up show, his first in six years.
11:10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 7The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.
11:10pm
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Friday Night Dinner
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Other JackieMum and dad get a hot tub, and Jim brings a date round for a disastrous dinner.
11:15pm
The Luke McQueen Pilots
Episode 1 - Britain's Hidden Vampire CrisisLuke McQueen presents an investigative film on a subject close to his heart - the hugely pressing issue of Britain's hidden vampire crisis.
11:20pm
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House Of Fools
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Botox AffairAfter stealing some unused botox equipment, Vic decides to test it out on Julie and Bosh with striking results.
11:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
11:40pm
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Friday Night Dinner
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Tin Of MeatWhen mum's best friend Val moves in after rowing with her husband, Dad can't take it anymore. Val keeps tidying up the house and chucking away all his old stuff. Tensions reach boiling point when Val finds a tin of meat with a best before 1996 date that Dad's been keeping in his shed.
11:50pm
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A Few Best Men
UK-Australian film in which Kris Marshall, Kevin Bishop and Tim Draxl are the joint best men at a chaos-filled wedding.
11:50pm
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Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 4, Episode 6Bradley Walsh hosts the variety show, featuring the very first TV performance from the hotly anticipated musical revival Annie. There is a surprise visit from Brian Conley, and much more.
Midnight
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 8Carol Vorderman, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Rob Beckett and Sara Pascoe are the guests on this episode.
Midnight
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Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 1 - StrikeThe summer term has started, and Fraser's got the school into dire financial straits. Things are so bad he's got to sack a member of staff, but Miss Gulliver is not going to let it happen without a fight.
12:05am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 7Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker and guest panellists Ross Noble and Samira Ahmed.
12:35am
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Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 2 - After School ClubsMitchell announces he's leaving, and a farewell party is on the cards - plus a few pranks. Alfie's more concerned with impressing Miss Gulliver's new book club, of which her ex boyfriend is a member.
1:05am60 min version (repeat)
1:10am
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Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 2Jacqueline McCafferty tries her luck at ceilidh speed dating. Zoned-out waster Dee Dee takes an epic trip to Yoker, and psychic medium Raymond Day brings more surprising news from the spirit world. Meanwhile, Limmy gets embroiled in a karaoke melodrama, has a novel approach to gang fighting and helps us with our spelling.
1:10am
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Da Ali G Show
Episode 1In the first show of his very own series, Ali G heads to Cannes to secure funding for his own film idea and talks to disgraced politician Neil Hamilton in the studio. He also hosts a debate on animal rights, and Borat investigates British manners.
1:25am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 8Jimmy Carr hosts the last in the current series, as Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Alan Carr and Joe Lycett. Plus special guest Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
1:45am
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Da Ali G Show
Episode 2This week's The Message debate concerns politics. John Humphrys joins Ali for his studio interview, Travis front man Fran Healy performs, and Borat looks for the best English performers at the Edinburgh Fringe.
1:50am
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Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 3Adventure phone-in host Falconhoof gets propositioned about a spot of charity work live on air.
1:55am
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Deal With The DevilHarvey's pal Lou gets involved in black market activities and falls foul of the police, while Rita gets close to a new man-friend.
2:20am
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Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Episode 5The comic greats featured are Ronnie Corbett, Les Dawson, Max Boyce, Steven Wright, Joe Andy, Morecambe & Wise, Jackie Mason, Chic Murray, Alexei Sayle and Frank Carson.
2:20am
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Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 1, Episode 3Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar arrive in China to learn the way of the Shaolin. Joel embarks on his Kung Fu training, while Nish tries to find a way to replace Joel's vanity with Zen.
2:45am
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Hang Ups
Episode 5Working from home starts to get the better of Richard, and with Karen away and uncontactable he has to keep his business running, arrange Ricky's birthday party, and give therapy to clients, while the ongoing threat from Neil forces Richard to increase surveillance in the family home.
3:10am
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 6 - Judgment Of SolomonLovejoy and Gimbert are in pursuit of a priceless collection ofjudaica which has mysteriously appeared in an Essex cottage.
3:10am
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Gasman ComethPeter begins to tear his hair out when men from the gas board arrive to install his new central heating: he hasn't asked for, and does not want, it!
3:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 6Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.