Television
TV schedule Friday 31st August 2018
Beauty And The Barge
Ethel is taken in by a barge skipper, to the fury of the widow he is courting.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 15 - CoveringThe Twirlywoos see a tablecloth covering a table and decide to cover some things of their own. Back in the Boat everyone gets covered in spots! How will they get rid of them?
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 10 - Teacher's PetOrdered to tidy up a science lab by Abercrombie, Becky is distracted by an array of school pets in cages. Mitchell and Templeton are more interested in a Matter Transmogrifier - and there are soon giant rabbits roaming the halls.
Under Your Hat
To keep an eye on her secret-agent husband, Kay gets a job as a maid.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Spare PartA leaky washing machine is only the start of the Barnes's problems. Peter's attempt to acquire the necessary replacement part is easier said than done, especially with British Rail involved.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Brown LagoonMr Watson is still terrified of the monsters in Scream Street, so Luke and Mrs Watson decide to take him on a relaxing weekend camping.
Sorry!
Series 4, Episode 5 - A Little Something Set AsideThe breaks go Timothy Lumsden's way until he's snookered behind the washing machine.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 47 - Go Jet Academy: Volcanic IslandGrandmaster Glitch is drilling into the ground below the ocean near Academy Island, looking for bubbly mud that is heated up by an underground volcano.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 4 - Going For GoldJustin's house hosts the first ever Justinship Games, and Justin dreams of winning a gold medal.
Boomers
Series 2, Episode 2 - Matt & SebNew couple Matt and Seb are having a housewarming party. John's keeping a low profile as he thinks he's catnip to gay men and Trevor's got performance anxiety as his and Carol's period of sexual lent draws to a close.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 4 - Timmy's CookieHarriet shows the class how to make cookies and Timmy decides to make one bigger than all the others.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 18th and 19th series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The BackTerry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 13 - More About This Way, That WayThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a restaurant and a waiter is taking the diners' orders.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 9 - For Richer For PoorerMarlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.
Horrible Histories
Series 7, Highlights Special - Terrible Tudor SpecialFeaturing everything you need to know about history's most famous family. Including a never-before-seen sketch with the murderous Medicis, hilarious outtakes, and a special one-off written by a CBBC competition winner.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 13 - Going DentalSusan forsakes Ben's dental conference to work on her novel, while Ben gets more than he bargained for when he seeks a new Harley Street partner.
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 4 - Avoiding The Country SetLionel and Jean take extraordinary steps to avoid the gang - but problems arise when they arrive at their weekend retreat early.
The Fast Lady
Cyclist Murdoch Troon is encouraged to double his wheel-count for the affections of a beautiful girl - however, her father could be a greater obstacle.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 2 - How Errol Flynn Discovered The Secret Of Nora BattCompo tries to win Nora's heart by dressing up as Robin Hood.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 4 - Gambling FeverLured by the chance of hitting it big on a "dead cert", the staff bet heavily on the horses. However, how are they going to watch the second race to see if they win?
4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 5 - PoemNero discovers a book of angry poems written by Clem. But how angry will Clem get when she discovers the book is missing?
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 13 - More About This Way, That WayThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a restaurant and a waiter is taking the diners' orders.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 4 - The Nicked AirmenThe British Airmen have been arrested, and Michelle fears that they could reveal Nighthawk's identity under interrogation, so orders a daring rescue plan to take place in the dead of night.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 9 - For Richer For PoorerMarlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.
Minder
Series 3, Episode 1 - Dead Men Do Tell TalesTerry gets another dead-end job when Arthur agrees to look after a coffin. What is really in it?
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Zig And Zag
Episode 11 - Happy CampersZig and Zag join the Junior Woodpeckers to get badges, but end up causing havoc on their maiden camping trip.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little SecretMrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Return Of Danger KWhen an old enemy returns, Colonel K must come out of retirement to save the world from an outbreak of rudeness.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 12 - The FanWalter attempts to ruin The Dinmakers' chance of reaching fame. He will stop at nothing - even wearing a frock, and pretending to be a fan called Wanda who loves Dennis in order to break up the band!
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 18th and 19th series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 5 - Singing HospitalWe visit a hospital where the doctors rely on the power of song to cure the patients and top ventriloquist Paul Zerdin is subjected to the Diddy Chat treatment.
Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Napoleonic CommodeLovejoy loses everything after a dawn raid by the bailiffs and takes off on his own.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 49 - Go Jet Academy: Global GameshowIt's the Go Jetters as you've never seen them before as they take part in a disco-dazzling around the world gameshow! Foz and Xui are on Team Go Jetter and Grandmaster Glitch and Kyan are on Team Glitch as they go head to head to see who will win. Ubercorn and Lars are the quizmasters asking the questions in this ultimate geographic quiz.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Highlights Special - Waffle So FarSimon and Waffle are home alone. Simon recalls the first time he met Waffle as a pup, and the pair share memories of the Wonder Dog becoming part of the Brooklyn-Bell family.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 4 - The Nicked AirmenThe British Airmen have been arrested, and Michelle fears that they could reveal Nighthawk's identity under interrogation, so orders a daring rescue plan to take place in the dead of night.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 4 - Gambling FeverLured by the chance of hitting it big on a "dead cert", the staff bet heavily on the horses. However, how are they going to watch the second race to see if they win?
Steptoe And Son
Series 5, Episode 6 - T.B. Or Not T.B.?Harold convinces his dad to go with him for an X-ray to check for TB.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 2 - Wicked William The ConquerorYoung William, Duke of Normandy, quarrels with Harold Godwinson about who should be King of England, before bashing the English and taking the crown at the famous Battle of Hastings in 1066! Meanwhile across the world, discover Chinese technology light years ahead of the dunderheaded Normans and Saxons in England, and meet one of the world's first scientists in Egypt.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 2 - How Errol Flynn Discovered The Secret Of Nora BattCompo tries to win Nora's heart by dressing up as Robin Hood.
Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 5 - Number EngagedGuarding a vital telephone link, the platoon are horrified to wake up the morning after an air raid to discover a bomb tangled in the wires right outside their hut.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little SecretMrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.
Comedy From Merton To Enfield
Episode 1 - David BaddielA look at the phenomenally successful career of writer and performer David Baddiel, once lauded as a rock-star of comedy.
Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 2 - Double DateMillie and Lauren try to coax their reluctant dad back onto the dating scene, with consequences they could never have predicted.
Comedy From Merton To Enfield
Episode 2 - Paul WhitehouseCo-creator of The Fast Show and long-time collaborator with Harry Enfield, this episode looks at the work of writer and performer Paul Whitehouse.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 3 - Love And MarriageLove is definitely in the air. Alice and Hugo's marriage is now just days away, and as long as her mum can have the dress knitted in time, the eccentric event will be something for the whole village to remember. There's also a visitor in the village, David's younger brother Simon...
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 1Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall join forces with Chelsea's all-time leading goal scorer and New York City FC's latest signing, Frank Lampard; funnyman Kevin Bridges and Judy Murray, the mother of tennis ace Andy.
W1A
Series 1, Episode 1Ian Fletcher's first challenge on arriving at New Broadcasting House, on his brand new and much-improved folding bike, is to find somewhere to sit in a building aggressively over designed around the principle of not having a desk.
Russell Howard Live: Wonderbox
A TV edit of Russell Howard's 2014 DVD.
Doc Martin
Series 8, Episode 5 - From The Mouths Of BabesJames is teething and nothing seems to be working, so Martin and Louisa try Mel's suggestion of amber beads. Mrs Tishell seems to be having a delayed onset of mourning. Al receives a Large whisky order, but when he tries to put the still together he has to ask Bert for help. Louisa has problems at school with Toby, who is Angela Sim's nephew.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 8Jimmy Carr hosts the last in the current series, as Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Alan Carr and Joe Lycett. Plus special guest Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
W1A
Series 1, Episode 2Ian's mission to take the sting out of what is now being referred to as 'Wingategate' continues.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
Mock The Week
Series 17, Episode 4Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis check out the week's news from around the globe in the company of guests Angela Barnes, Desiree Burch, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Glenn Moore.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 8Singer and presenter Nicole Scherzinger, The Mighty Boosh funnyman Noel Fielding and England rugby union star James Haskell join the regulars.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 5 - The FuneralIt's Uncle Saul's funeral which means 'Horrible Grandma' is back, and leaving a trail of broken furniture in her wake.
House Of Fools
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Danceathon AffairVic and Bob are practising their special moves for the big Danceathon at Julie's Bistro.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 6 - For SaleThe boys arrive home to find a 'For Sale' sign in front of the house. How will they stop Mum and Dad from selling the family home? And what happens when Jim comes round as a potential buyer?
Edinburgh Nights With Nish Kumar
Series 1, Episode 3Nish Kumar celebrates the new, the challenging and the shows that just defy description. Featuring singer-songwriter St Vincent, activists Pussy Riot and a show performed entirely in a burnt-out car.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 10Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by comedian Jack Dee, singer Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty and musician Alex James.
Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Highlights SpecialA compilation of the popular news quiz that looks back at the big news of 2015. With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, and a variety of guest hosts and panellists.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 5Ben's on the case again - this time he's got a mystery illness and is far too sick to go to school, or so he says.
House Of Fools
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Whip AffairVic receives an exciting letter from his ex-girlfriend Mary. He enlists help from Julie to prepare for their big date.
Rhod Gilbert: Stand Up To Shyness
One-off programme in which Rhod Gilbert talks about being shy and puts on a comedy gig for fellow shy people to perform at.
BBC Ouch Storytelling Live - Going Out
Stand-up show involving performers with disabilities or mental health issues.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 6Five-year-old Karen decides she's had enough of mum's nagging and announces that she's leaving home to go to Spain, or possibly Greenland.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Highlights Special - Best BitsHighlights from the irreverent panel show.
Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking
TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.
Taskmaster
Series 3, Episode 4 - A Very Nuanced CharacterIn the penultimate episode of the series, the five comedians try to impress Taskmaster Greg Davies by giving an item of clothing to a passing cyclist, whispering at an old man called Hugh and creating some very special effects. Meanwhile, Paul Chowdhry continues to interpret tasks in his unique way.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 8Jimmy Carr hosts the last in the current series, as Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Alan Carr and Joe Lycett. Plus special guest Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The BackTerry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.
Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
Limmy's Show!
Series 1, Episode 5It's a concept episode as Limmy pitches ideas for some remarkable new characters to his fellow cast members. There's also more from some of the regular characters, including the 80s style detective who continues to hunt down his nemesis.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Dave Gorman Goodish Hits, Highlights Special - Series 2 highlightsThis episode reveals the best bits from Series 2 of Dave Gorman's Modern Life Is Goodish. There are also some
scenes which have never before been seen on British TV.
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 1The second series of Limmy's BBC Scotland sketch show. Falconhoof the adventure phone-in host gets a new sidekick, and zoned-out waster Dee Dee is blasted off into space.
Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 1, Episode 2This week Joel and Nish venture to meet the Massai Warriors of Kenya.
Hang Ups
Episode 4Richard's mother Maggie has moved in and piles on the emotional devastation while Karen has her own problems at work.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 5, Episode 6With Chris Addison, David Walliams, Alex Zane and 'only-famous-because-of-her-dad celebrity' Peaches Geldof.
House Of Fools
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Whip AffairVic receives an exciting letter from his ex-girlfriend Mary. He enlists help from Julie to prepare for their big date.
Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Napoleonic CommodeLovejoy loses everything after a dawn raid by the bailiffs and takes off on his own.
Filthy Rich & Catflap
Episode 4Against all odds, Richie's developed a promising new TV format, but attempts to sell it to the BBC go awry. He soon learns his father is ill, and another potentially lucrative plan comes to mind.
Soho Theatre Live
Episode 6 - Rhys JamesRhys James is the final comedian to take the stage for the Soho Theatre Live series.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Spare PartA leaky washing machine is only the start of the Barnes's problems. Peter's attempt to acquire the necessary replacement part is easier said than done, especially with British Rail involved.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 5 - The FuneralIt's Uncle Saul's funeral which means 'Horrible Grandma' is back, and leaving a trail of broken furniture in her wake.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 5Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging as Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Nick Helm, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Claudia Winkleman.
Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 6 - For SaleThe boys arrive home to find a 'For Sale' sign in front of the house. How will they stop Mum and Dad from selling the family home? And what happens when Jim comes round as a potential buyer?