Television
TV schedule Wednesday 22nd August 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Lost And Found BoyThings have been disappearing around Strange Hill High. As the new kid, suspicion falls on Mitchell, especially in Headmaster Abercrombie's eyes.
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Question Of IntelligenceWhen Peter Chapman is fired from his job as electronics lecturer at a polytechnic, a new role comes along almost immediately. His first day in the job doesn't exactly go to plan...
Just My Luck
An impoverished jeweller's assistant places an unlikely bet in an effort to raise the funds to buy the perfect gift for his secret love.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 4 - Wolf GangFalling behind on his music work at school, Luke's parents get him a tutor.
Sorry!
Series 3, Episode 4 - SpellboundThe library van breaks down and Tim gets some interesting news from three old ladies. With great cunning he sets off for a job interview - only to find that his mother comes too.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 41 - Bishop Rock Lighthouse, Isles Of ScillyIt's a dark night and Glitch is flying his Grim HQ over the sea around the Isles of Scilly.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 22 - Just Tins Of PaintJustin hopes his attempt at home improvements will win Mister Maker's Makeover Challenge.
Boomers
Series 1, Episode 3Thurnemouth Day is on the horizon, but for chairman Trevor he also has to consider his strained marriage. Meanwhile, Joyce has an equally lofty office to hold in the local Choral Society.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 9 - Timmy Rings The BellMittens proudly shows off the shiny new bell on her collar but is inconsolable when it goes missing.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 8 - Bolshy BoudicaBritish Queen Boudica turns against her Roman masters and unleashes her wrecking ball on Colchester, St Albans and London. Meanwhile, across the world, famous emperors Caligula and Nero, dish out their own unique brand of Imperial nastiness.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Nice Little WineThings turn sour for Arthur when his bargain wine supplier is mugged and he becomes the prime suspect.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 6 - More About In And OutThe Stop-Go Car visits the Twirlywoos. It drives in to Peekaboo's house and then out again. The Stop-Go Car does this over and over again until Peekaboo decides he has had enough and sends the Stop-Go Car out.
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Last StrawFollowing her latest social failing, Mildred considers emigrating to Australia. Jeffrey is only too delighted to put aside his lamp-post campaign and help out in the process, but is George as keen, and will Australia want them?
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 2 - Home BrewWhile searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 7 - My Fair CharladySusan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well, much to the family's delight.
Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fear Of FailureThe opening episode of Series 2 features one of the greatest sporting moments in television history. And it involves a potato.
A Hard Day's Night
Anarchic and offbeat 1960s story of 36 hours in the lives of The Beatles as they travel to a TV show.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 8 - Wedding Day NervesWhile Lionel suffers an attack of the wedding day wobbles, bride-to-be Jean does her utmost to remain calm in spite of her sister-in-law's efforts.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 3, Episode 11 - QuicheJosh is planning to take Rachel to a music festival. But when Mum insists Josh goes with Dexter instead, Josh has to try to get a spare ticket for the sold out festival from nerdy Natalie. Trouble is, Natalie has promised the ticket to Nero.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 6 - The Only Diesel Powered Saxophone In CaptivityCompo challenges an old school rival, Goatie Helliwell, to a children's trolley race.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 8 - It's A Blue WorldTed Bovis is offered the chance to hire an artistic but explicit film to show to the male adult campers.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 6 - More About In And OutThe Stop-Go Car visits the Twirlywoos. It drives in to Peekaboo's house and then out again. The Stop-Go Car does this over and over again until Peekaboo decides he has had enough and sends the Stop-Go Car out.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 5, Episode 11Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Leon and Eve and special guests Saima Chowdhury, Rachel Stringer, Tom Craine and Ray Bradshaw.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 24 - Wedding BlossFaced with the prospect of her marrying Monsieur Alfonse, René finally proposes and arranges his re-marriage to Edith. At the chateau, General Von Klinkerhoffen is on the search for missing gold; Herr Flick is convinced that René knows its whereabouts.
Are You Being Served?
Series 9, Episode 3 - Memories Are Made Of ThisWhen the sports department is forced to take up temporary residence amidst Men's Ready To Wear and Ladies' Intimate Apparel, an accident with a stray golf ball causes Mrs. Slocombe to lose her memory, and she regresses to her childhood!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sleeping Dogs LieWhen Boycie and Marlene fly off on holiday, Del and Rodney assume the mantle of dog-sitters. Rodney's convinced that Albert's brought his run of bad luck to the flat when 'little' Dukey appears comatose; what'll Marlene say if they've killed her beloved dog?
Minder
Series 2, Episode 8 - All Mod ConsTerry is asked to get rid of some squatters, leading Arthur to dream of a future as a property developer.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Zig And Zag
Episode 4 - ZollercoasterZig and Zag accidentally create the worlds scariest roller coaster, all for a 'high-speed mid-ride' photo!
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 8 - Wedding Day NervesWhile Lionel suffers an attack of the wedding day wobbles, bride-to-be Jean does her utmost to remain calm in spite of her sister-in-law's efforts.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 3 - The ShepherdTorrential rain threatens to ruin the annual Sheep Dog trials, but the Farmer begs the judges for an opportunity to show off his talented Flock. Things go smoothly until Timmy tries to learn to whistle... Will this stop the Farmer winning another cup to add to his prize collection?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 4 - Planet Of The ToiletsOn a trip to Japan, Penfold's ill-timed comfort break sparks a world-wide porcelain revolution lead by the evil super-intelligent toilet Dr Loocifer.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dinmaker DivaDennis and the gang are fed up with dinner lady Olive's completely inedible school dinners. In their mission to 'drop the slop', they discover a poster of her past career as a singer. The gang ask her to join The Dinmakers - hoping she'll swap a life in the kitchen for fame. However, after unleashing Olive's inner diva, their new mission is how to get Olive back into the kitchen!
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 8 - The Diddy ChoirTwo top nurseries clash in a battle of IQs in Nursery Challenge. The quest to get the nation singing again continues in The Diddy Choir, and Wolfblood and EastEnders actor Michelle Gayle is Diddy Dick and Dom's guest in Diddy Chat.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 16 - The Frog Log BridgeDuring a game of Follow the Leader on Far Away Island, Bitz and Bob bump into Ranger Bevel, who is helping guide some frogs to water.
Lovejoy
Series 3, Episode 8 - LoveknotsWhen Harriet Fisher buys an antique rug at an auction, Lovejoy gets tangled in a web of passion, unrequited love and umbrella stands.
Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 5 - Hank's Good TurnThere is a school inspector coming round and the school is to be on its best behaviour.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 42 - Go Jet Academy: IrrigationIt's farming time at the Go Jet Academy and the Go Jetters are growing corn in a big field. Their crops need watering and so the team are putting up an irrigation system which will water all the crops.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 8 - Waffle In The Shoe ShopWhile Zoe helps Doug with his homework project about Alaska, Simon and Jess take Waffle and Evie to the shops to buy new school shoes. But Waffle's attempts to help end up causing chaos.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 24 - Wedding BlossFaced with the prospect of her marrying Monsieur Alfonse, René finally proposes and arranges his re-marriage to Edith. At the chateau, General Von Klinkerhoffen is on the search for missing gold; Herr Flick is convinced that René knows its whereabouts.
Are You Being Served?
Series 9, Episode 3 - Memories Are Made Of ThisWhen the sports department is forced to take up temporary residence amidst Men's Ready To Wear and Ladies' Intimate Apparel, an accident with a stray golf ball causes Mrs. Slocombe to lose her memory, and she regresses to her childhood!
Steptoe And Son
Series 4, Episode 6 - My Old Man's A ToryAlbert and Harold argue over politics, Albert being a Conservative and Harold being Labour.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 8 - It's A Blue WorldTed Bovis is offered the chance to hire an artistic but explicit film to show to the male adult campers.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 6 - The Only Diesel Powered Saxophone In CaptivityCompo challenges an old school rival, Goatie Helliwell, to a children's trolley race.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Showing Up Of Corporal JonesA Major from HQ believes that Jones is too old to serve in the Home Guard. However, following Mainwaring's pleas and Jones's clear enthusiasm, he agrees to allow the butcher to stay with the platoon - as long as he can complete an assault course in 15 minutes.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 8 - Bolshy BoudicaBritish Queen Boudica turns against her Roman masters and unleashes her wrecking ball on Colchester, St Albans and London. Meanwhile, across the world, famous emperors Caligula and Nero, dish out their own unique brand of Imperial nastiness.
Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 2 - The Making Of Private PikeHodges's niece, Sylvia is visiting Walmington and takes a shine to Pike. Arranging to go to the cinema in Eastbourne, she co-erces him into liberating Mainwaring's brand new staff car.
The Lenny Henry Birthday Show
A one-off special hosted by Sir Trevor McDonald to celebrate Lenny Henry's career.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 4As the hit comedy and entertainment series continues, James Corden and co welcome comedian Jimmy Carr, Strictly Come Dancing presenter Claudia Winkleman and Aston Villa star Micah Richards.
Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 5 - Hank's Good TurnThere is a school inspector coming round and the school is to be on its best behaviour.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!
Porridge
A selection of three episodes from the prison-based sitcom.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 6Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 7Guests Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 3 - FuneralTragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus.
Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 4 - Scab's ParentsMr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy', Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon.
Monty Python's Personal Best
Episode 6 - Terry JonesTerry Jones invites viewers into his home to talk his way through his proudest moments.
Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 5Two friends seek Judge Romesh's ruling after a rude prank turns out to cause lasting damage to property and an unusual kind of bird has two company directors at loggerheads.
Hang Ups
Episode 3Neil reveals a little too much about his dark past, which leaves Richard fearing for his life.
Fever Pitch
Romantic comedy film starring Colin Firth as Paul Ashworth, a man besotted by one woman and a football team of 11 men.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dane Baptiste At The Comedy StoreFrom the legendary Comedy Store in London, the hilarious Dane Baptiste introduces the magnificent Mae Martin, the wonderful Lloyd Griffith and the outrageous Fin Taylor.
Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 6Shaun Ryder and Bez from the Happy Mondays are locked in thirty-year-old clash over cash. Plus, twin sisters come to court to clear up family deception but end up catching the eye of Bailiff Tom.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
Bad Move
Series 1, Episode 3 - Shut UpNicky and Steve's dreams of peaceful country nights are shattered by Grizzo and his band rehearsing his latest album outdoors.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 3 - Ova Is Latin. For EggsThe laptop-loving king of irreverence is once again tackling life's burning issues, from the shyness of elks to the evolution of the Honey Monster.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 4 - Keith BarretJack Dee invites Rob Brydon's alter ego Keith Barret on to the stage.
Live From The BBC
Series 3, Episode 6 - Mat EwinsLive From The BBC is proud to welcome Mat Ewins, nominee for Best Show at the 2017 Edinburgh Comedy Awards. Adventurer and film-maker Mat takes us on an action-packed quest using computer graphics and animation in this his hilarious television debut.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the third series of the cornershop sitcom.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 6Sean Lock and Richard Ayoade take on Jon Richardson and Jessica Knappett. Plus special guests Alex Horne and the Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Susan Calman.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 5Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Powder Room
Comedy following twenty-something Sam. Lonely and unemployed, she's forced to confront the reality of her life after meeting a successful old friend.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 6James Corden and co welcome Bring The Noise comedian Katherine Ryan, recordbreaking ex-jockey Tony 'AP' McCoy and the most decorated Olympic cyclist of all time, Chris Hoy.
The Tommy Cooper Hour
Episode 7Tommy Cooper stars in a series of hour-long specials dedicated to his unique and hilarious blend of comedy and magic.
Adam Hills: Happyism Live
TV broadcast of Austrailian comedian Adam Hills's 2013 live UK DVD, Happyism.
Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 2 - Pork Is A SausageNursery rhymes are the flavour of this episode and viewer discretion is advised for Jon Richardson's disturbing take on Three Blind Mice as he strives to create the perfect music video. Another stupefying task reveals just why Doc Brown isn't an egg man.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 2Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by Sarah Millican, Joe Wilkinson, DJ Nick Grimshaw and Ollie Locke from Made In Chelsea.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Pike (River Test, Hampshire)Paul and Bob decide to try and catch a legendary pike, which is perhaps not the best idea for two men of a certain age with heart problems.
The Tommy Cooper Hour
Tommy Cooper stars in a series of hour-long specials dedicated to his unique and hilarious blend of comedy and magic.
Confessions From The David Galaxy Affair
Playboy David Galaxy has to prove himself against both the law and "the only woman in the world who's never had an orgasm".
Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 5Two friends seek Judge Romesh's ruling after a rude prank turns out to cause lasting damage to property and an unusual kind of bird has two company directors at loggerheads.
Early Doors
A selection of episodes from the first series.
Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 6Shaun Ryder and Bez from the Happy Mondays are locked in thirty-year-old clash over cash. Plus, twin sisters come to court to clear up family deception but end up catching the eye of Bailiff Tom.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Highlights Special - Best BitsHighlights from the irreverent panel show.
Steptoe And Son
Series 4, Episode 6 - My Old Man's A ToryAlbert and Harold argue over politics, Albert being a Conservative and Harold being Labour.
Borderline
Series 1, Episode 5 - AsylumThis week, the team deal with their first case of an asylum seeker.