Television
TV schedule Saturday 28th July 2018
6am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
7:10am
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Lovejoy
A selection of episodes from the first and second series.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 38 - Very Important PenfoldPenfold becomes a fully-fledged celebrity after an act of heroism saving Scarlett Johamster on Help I'm A Hamster in the Jungle puts him in the spotlight, although DM suspects that all is not what it seems.
7:15am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 6 - We Don't Want To Lose You...Gary's false wartime identity finally catches up with him.
7:25am
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The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 4 - Stripy Mcbuttface Rides AgainMale zebra Stripy McButtface has a problem with his feet - his overgrown hooves mean he can't run to herd his females.
7:35am
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Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 5 - Singing HospitalWe visit a hospital where the doctors rely on the power of song to cure the patients and top ventriloquist Paul Zerdin is subjected to the Diddy Chat treatment.
7:40am
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Boj
Episode 32 - Picnic In The ParkBoj, Mimi and Pops are excited about joining the Woofs for a family picnic. When rain sadly puts a halt to the festivities, Boj has an idea for an outside-inside picnic.
7:45am
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The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Two RonniesMixing archive interviews with footage from their much-loved sketch show, The Interviews presents a profile of Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker - in their own words.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 39 - Wimbledon, EnglandThe Go Jetters are at Centre Court in Wimbledon, London, to watch the world's most famous tennis tournament.
8:40am
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 2, Episode 3 - Where There's A WillThe Barnes' are forced to deal with Sheila's argumentative family when her aunt dies. After a series of mishaps at the wake and dealing with a grasping vicar, Peter's very surprised to discover that they've been left an old piano.
9:10am
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We Have Been Watching
Episode 5In the final episode, treasured scenes from Goodness Gracious Me, Alan Partridge, Till Death Us Do Part and Spaced are savoured by Johnny Vegas and Jo Joyner; Meera Syal and Josie Lawrence; David Baddiel and Richard Herring; Larry Lamb and Zoe Lyons; and many others.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:30am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ready, Set, CheckIt's race day in Craft City and Bob is determined to come first and win the trophy, until disaster strikes and his go-kart starts falling apart! Has Bitz got a solution?
10am
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Miss London Ltd.
Comedy about a struggling business providing female dates for gentleman soldiers on leave.
10:10am
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Comedy set in an aristocratic London townhouse in the late 1920s, following the lives of both family and staff.
11:10am
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Phantom Sign WriterLord Meldrum is expecting a visit from his friend Charles, the local bishop. Sir Ralph, unfortunately, has got wind of his doings with Lady Agatha and also intends to pop round to the house...
11:55am
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 8 - InnercrombieIt's Valentine's Day and while attempting to sabotage Abercrombie's zero tolerance to romance, the trio discover a portal to the inside the head's head. What at first seems like the best thing ever soon turns into a nightmare as the bullies gain control of the headmaster. The only way to stop them is to test the old adage - the heart rules the head.
12pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 11 - Waffle Tries To Be GoodWhen Jess takes Evie for her first school visit, Waffle goes along too - on the condition that he doesn't sing. He tries his best to behave, but it's hard for a Wonder Dog!
12:10pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 12 - Moving WaffleConnie and Ruby move into Maple Close with their dog, Jelly. Waffle is not allowed to go on a family camping trip but accidentally goes on a different adventure.
12:15pm
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Are You Being Served?
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the department store sitcom.
12:25pm
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Little Roy
Series 2, Episode 17 - A Little HiccupRoy can't wait to play with Mr Barker's new train set. However, a bout of cartoon hiccups soon get in the way of Roy's playtime. His hiccups cause him to bounce, crash and splat his way through the house and garden. The family gather to offer cures all at once - but none of them work! Roy fears the hiccups will last forever. What will he do now?
12:40pm
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Little Roy
Series 2, Episode 18 - Roy-TriliquistRoy and Mr Jones are helping Barbara clear out her garden shed when they discover Reg's old ventriloquist dummy. Roy discovers he can perform his own version of ventriloquism by literally peeling his mouth off his face and throwing it like a baseball. Mr Jones and Roy use this new skill to play practical jokes. However, the joke backfires on Roy and he fears he may never find his voice again!
1pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 19 - Royal BeanMr Bean meets the Queen during a visit to Buckingham Palace to replace his favourite, but broken, mug.
1:10pm
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So Awkward
A selection of episodes from the second series of the children's comedy.
1:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 20 - Young BeanWhen did Mr Bean first meet his teddy bear? Did he really learn to drive his Mini at the age of ten? He takes us on a journey into the past.
2pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the tme-travel sitcom.
2:15pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Episode 0 - PilotThe year: 1959. The place: Maplin's Holiday Camp. When the entertainment staff assemble for the new season they discover that a university professor is in charge.
2:15pm
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St Trinian's 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gold
The girls of St Trinian's are back - and this time they're racing a secretive, corrupt organisation to discover pirate treasure.
3pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 4, Episode 5 - Fifty Years OnMrs. Slocombe's birthday is coming up and the staff have three dilemmas: how old is she, what to get her, and what her first name is for the Happy Birthday song?
3pm
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Nothing But The Best
An ambitious estate agent is determined to crawl his way to the top of British society and enlists a rogue aristocrat for help.
3pm
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3pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the lie-based panel game.
3:45pm
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Citizen Khan
Series 4, Episode 1 - Farley ManorMr Khan gets into a state at a stately home, when Naani takes the law into her own hands.
3:45pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 31 - Timgad Ruins, AlgeriaThe Go Jetters travel to Algeria in north Africa to check out the ancient Timgad Ruins.
3:55pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 32 - Everglades National Park, FloridaThe Go Jetters are visiting the Everglades National Park in Florida, USA.
4:25pm
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Citizen Khan
Series 4, Episode 2 - Family PhotoMr Khan bites off more than he can chew when he takes on a new role as a lollipop man, and a family photo opportunity causes friction between sisters Alia and Shazia.
4:30pm
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Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.
4:35pm
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Don't Panic! The Dad's Army Story
Victoria Wood presents the true story behind Britain's timeless comedy with footage of the cast on location and personal tales about making the show.
5pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 3 - Community SpiritThe time has come to organise Dibley's annual autumn fayre, and after raising a measly £200 last year, there are murmurs to support cancelling the event. The vicar however, is determined that she can book a real celebrity to open festivities rather than some local nobody, and a solution appears to come when Alice reveals her early-balding cousin is one 'Reg Dwight'...
5:15pm
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Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.
5:25pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 11 - BrandedGodfrey finds himself a victim of ridicule after he tells Captain Mainwaring that during the Great War he was a conscientious objector.
5:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.
6:15pm
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Idol On Parade
Comedy about a pop sensation who is called up to National Service and struggles to manage his military duty with his fame and female fans.
6:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
6:50pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
7pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the second series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
7pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the lie-based panel game.
7:30pm
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We're Doomed! The Dad's Army Story
One-off drama about how writers Jimmy Perry and David Croft got Dad's Army made despite scepticism from BBC management.
8pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 6 - No Meat In The HouseBayo is diagnosed with high blood pressure so Gladys enforces a no meat policy. Funke is forced to do a 10k run for charity.
8:30pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 7 - Big BangTony leaves Funke in charge of the café and she sets the place on fire. Kevin and Tobi play a prank on their teacher and try to avoid Koboko time.
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 9 - Mum's ArmyMainwaring decides to invite more women to help the Home Guard. One of these women, Mrs Gray, catches his eye. Could this be the path to love?
8:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 9The Stuarts are confused by the newly discovered drink tea, a Viking funeral ends in a massive fight, a child evacuated in the Blitz thinks farm animals are monsters, and some cowboys sing about life in the Wild West.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of Catherine Tate sketch show.
9pm
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Citizen Khan
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the Adil Ray sitcom.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 5Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jo Brand, Ronan Keating, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and James Acaster.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre: Happy And Glorious
TV edit of Michael McIntyre's 2015 DVD.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 2James Corden and the gang are on good form as they're joined by Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, TV presenter Alex Brooker and Absolutely Fabulous favourite Jennifer Saunders.
9:30pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 5 - Mammy's GoingWhen Spartacus the old family dog starts looking poorly, the Brown children reluctantly decide the time has come to put her in a home.
9:50pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 6Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. The teams are joined by guests Dr Christian Jessen, Lethal Bizzle, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
10pm
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10:05pm
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Keith Lemon: Coming In America
Episode 4Having packed off his family, Keith decides what he really needs is his entourage of UK mates around him to help him crack America. Meanwhile, Keith's agent finally lands him a gig hosting his own late-night talk show in front of a studio audience.
10:15pm
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QI
Series O, Highlights SpecialA compilation of some of the best bits from Series O, with Sandi Toksvig and Alan Davies.
10:40pm
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Fonejacker
A selection of episodes from the prank show starring Kayan Novak.
10:45pm120 min
Stewart Lee: Content Provider
Stand-up comedy special from Stewart Lee.
11pm
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Grn Scrn Gr8s
Episode 4The comics in this episode are Emmanuel Sonubi, Deano Mac, Christopher Savage and Nora Maria.
11pm
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Movie adaption of Douglas Adams's cult sci-fi comedy novel. Arthur Dent escapes the destruction of the Earth - to make way for a new galactic bypass.
11:20pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 3Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by stand-up Romesh Ranganathan, and comedy icon Eddie Izzard, fresh from his latest record-breaking 27 marathon runs for Sport Relief.
11:35pm
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Play To The Whistle
Series 3, Episode 6For the final show of the current series, the gang are joined by golf superstar Andrew 'Beef' Johnston, Queen of the Jungle Scarlett Moffatt and top comic Rob Beckett.
11:40pm
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Nathan Barley
Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.
12:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 6Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Bill Bailey and Josh Widdicombe. Jake Yapp joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
12:15am
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Some Like It Sexy
A repeat of this 1972 film.
12:20am
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Nathan Barley
Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
12:45am
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Lesbian Vampire Killers
Comedy horror about two best friends who must become lesbian vampire killers in order to survive an ancient curse.
12:50am
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Limmy's Show!
Series 3, Episode 3What happens to a small community when its famous children's television show Dream Scheme is cancelled?
12:55am
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An Audience With...
Episode 7 - Billy ConnollyBilly Connolly offers his unique brand of stand-up humour to a star-studded audience including Twiggy, Clive James, Michael Brandon, Ringo Starr and Samantha Fox.
1:10am
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CelebAbility
Series 2, Episode 5This episode's guests are Matthew Wolfenden, Nathan Henry, Perri Shakes-Drayton, Amber Davies and Ashley Roberts.
1:10am
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Sick Note
Series 2, Episode 1 - Frantisek KotzwaraThings are looking pretty messy. Daniel is still pretending to be ill and he and Dr Glennis are struggling to keep track of all their lies. But it's about to get a whole lot worse for this deceitful duo.
1:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 7Jimmy Carr hosts the final show in the current series. Bob Mortimer and Richard Osman are the guests, with Matthew Crosby in Dictionary Corner.
1:20am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 4Jo Brand, who recently walked 135 miles from coast to coast, is joined by actress and comedian Diane Morgan (aka Screenwipe's Philomena Cunk), and former star of The Apprentice, Nick Hewer.
1:30am
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Limmy's Show!
Series 3, Episode 4Zoned-out waster Dee Dee has the night of his life after making an impressive find outside his local charity shop and Falconhoof takes Adventure Call to the dizzy new heights of smellyvision.
1:40am
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Sick Note
Series 2, Episode 2 - New BallsWill_5000 stirs up a whole lot of trouble when he rocks up at Daniel's work.
1:45am
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The Big Narstie Show
Series 1, Episode 5This week's guests include David Haye, Rachel Parris, Amelia Dimoldenberg and Krept & Konan.
2am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 2 - Whose Wife Is It Anyway?Terry turns his hand to selling antiques when Arthur's friend Alex is hospitalised.
2:15am
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Hoff The Record
Series 2, Episode 2 - RehabAlways thinking about ways to make cash, Max checks Hoff into rehab - with potentially fatal results.
2:25am
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Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - Broth + MuppetAlan talks to charity cyclist Jim Jones whilst waiting for celebrity guest Anthea Turner, before struggling to talk military tactics with special forces Afghanistan veteran Tommy Gaskell.
2:45am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 5This week, Jon Richardson is joined by Holly Walsh and rapper Example, whilst Sean Lock has actor John Hannah and Canadian comic Bobby Mair on his team.
3am
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Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 9 - Death And Venice (Part 1)Lovejoy is involved in a murder, and an eccentric millionaire invites him to join in what promises to be the biggest art scandal of this, or any, century.
3am
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Adam Hills: Happyism Live
TV broadcast of Austrailian comedian Adam Hills's 2013 live UK DVD, Happyism.
3:05am
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Nathan Barley
Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.
3:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation of all of the best bits from the 19th series. Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea are joined by a host of famous faces.
3:15am
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Undercover
Episode 2 - The RobberyArno and Ara Sarkissian are due at the wedding of the head of the Magarian family's daughter and are keen to impress.