Television
TV schedule Friday 13th July 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 5 - More About PullingThe Twirlywoos watch a man whose car is stuck in the mud.
Carry On Admiral
1957 British comedy film directed by Val Guest. Not part of the Carry On series of films, which it predates, though it is similar in tone and style.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 18 - Return To SenderThe Farmer receives a mystery gift from his antipodean cousin. Unimpressed with the present, he attempts to throw it away, only for it to keep reappearing. He becomes convinced it has magical powers.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 21 - From Duck To DawnThis episode sees the return of the villainous vegetarian vampire Count Duckula, who is determined to take over the world with a chorus-line of formidable dancing vegetables...
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 6 - How Long Has This Been Going On?Gary is getting ready for Yvonne's return from Korea, but an unexpected arrival at the Royal Oak could cause him even more trouble.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 42 - The Tech SpecsDennis is blamed for a theft he didn't commit, and Mrs Creecher's new super-powered tech specs mean she can suddenly see way too well. She teams up with Sergeant Slipper to track down fugitive Dennis who has to somehow hide from the all-seeing tech specs so he can prove his innocence and find the real culprit.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 10Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires spectacularly when he takes Richard's car for a ride.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 37 - Kinderdijk, NetherlandsIt's a whirlwind of windmill excitement as the Go Jetters travel to Kinderdijk in the Netherlands to celebrate National Mill Day.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 14 - Cat's Lost BagCat has lost her favourite Cat Pack, which she has had since she was just a little girl explorer, so Robert calls on someone special to help look for it.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 5 - Only The BraveAs a birthday treat, the staff take April to the cinema to see Bambi - only to find themselves watching a 1940s war film.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Bells Are RingingYvonne's new health drink is about to go into production, but Gary is more concerned with what Phoebe is about to produce.
Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 20 - Go Kart TimmyEveryone is desperate to have a go on a brand new pedal go-kart. Timmy's eagerness leads him into trouble.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Britain's longest-running series.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Room With A ViewA wartime bomb blows Gary back into the present, but what is worse is that his son, Michael, is transported too. Is Michael another time-traveller? And how is Gary going to explain him to Yvonne?
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 8 - CleaningThe Twirlywoos watch a window cleaner and get the idea to do some cleaning of their own. Meanwhile, Peekaboo's spring cleaning is interrupted by the Stop-Go Car, who leaves muddy tyre tracks all over the Boat!
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 11 - 'Orrible Oliver CromwellOliver Cromwell rises from obscurity, challenges King Charles I in the English Civil War, and ultimately orders the King's execution - as he says, a it was a 'cruel necessity'. In other parts of Britain there are a bunch of oddly named Puritan soldiers, and the great writers Shakespeare and Milton square up for a word battle.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 10 - CardiganNero has to stop Bell becoming deputy head - and he thinks the best alternative candidate is Dexter.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 4 - I'll Retire To BedlamVictor and Margaret are trapped in their garden shed by a swarm of bees. Later, a trip to the eye clinic gives Victor a chance to moan about the NHS. While he's out, Margaret agrees to look after her niece's two children for a day.
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 7 - Breaking The BrokerTinker is arrested for possession of erotic antiques. His only way out is to set up Lovejoy.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 10Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires spectacularly when he takes Richard's car for a ride.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 6 - The Most Powerful Eyeballs In West YorkshireHoward fails to hypnotise Pearl and prompts Foggy to demonstrate how he can influence people.
The Man Who Could Work Miracles
A repeat of this 1937 film.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 8 - CleaningThe Twirlywoos watch a window cleaner and get the idea to do some cleaning of their own. Meanwhile, Peekaboo's spring cleaning is interrupted by the Stop-Go Car, who leaves muddy tyre tracks all over the Boat!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Christmas Special - Flight Of FancyThe resistance's plans to return the airmen to England by catapulting them - with the aid of 200ft of knicker elastic - in an antique aircraft toward Dover, are put into motion. Meanwhile, Gruber sets about copying the Fallen Madonna, and the rest of Nouvion prepares for the vintage transport show arranged to disguise the escape attempt.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 5 - Only The BraveAs a birthday treat, the staff take April to the cinema to see Bambi - only to find themselves watching a 1940s war film.
Are You Being Served?
Series 9, Episode 1 - The Sweet Smell Of SuccessMrs. Slocombe wants to hawk her homemade perfume during store hours, but first she must convince Management that her perfume will be a success.
Hobson's Choice
Screen adaptation of Harold Brighouse's classic Lancashire comedy.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break WarWhen Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 2 - Anything Goes....A public row causes trouble for Harvey when claims are made about stolen ration books.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 6 - Whose Fleas Are These?When the Goods realise their house has been taken over by fleas, they a horrified to think that they have contaminated the Leadbetter household during a recent trip.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 37 - Danger Is ForeverDanger Mouse takes on Greenback - but as a geriatric (or elderly) mouse, after the Baron speeds up the rotation of Earth, making everyone and thing 1,000 years older! Can DM pull out all the stops and restore the world?
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Lost And Found BoyThings have been disappearing around Strange Hill High. As the new kid, suspicion falls on Mitchell, especially in Headmaster Abercrombie's eyes.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Britain's longest-running series.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Bells Are RingingYvonne's new health drink is about to go into production, but Gary is more concerned with what Phoebe is about to produce.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 5 - Monster MountainBob wants to plant a sign on the top of Mount Robo-Bob, so they set off in grippy shoes to climb it.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Room With A ViewA wartime bomb blows Gary back into the present, but what is worse is that his son, Michael, is transported too. Is Michael another time-traveller? And how is Gary going to explain him to Yvonne?
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 7 - Breaking The BrokerTinker is arrested for possession of erotic antiques. His only way out is to set up Lovejoy.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Inspector's NieceA new clippie hides a terrible secret - she's Blakey's niece!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Lambert-Fisher Glacier, AntarcticaWhen Grandmaster Glitch builds his effigy in ice, his digging threatens the Lambert Glacier in Antarctica.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 10 - Waffle's Wonderful ArtWaffle discovers he has a talent for painting Mrs Hobbs's cat, George, and decides to share his work with her as a way to get in her good books.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Brew It YourselfStan gets himself in hot water when a home brewing attempt results in a beer far more potent than he'd intended!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Christmas Special - Flight Of FancyThe resistance's plans to return the airmen to England by catapulting them - with the aid of 200ft of knicker elastic - in an antique aircraft toward Dover, are put into motion. Meanwhile, Gruber sets about copying the Fallen Madonna, and the rest of Nouvion prepares for the vintage transport show arranged to disguise the escape attempt.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 43 - Goodbye Rubi DoomsdayRubi gets a place in a Summer School for Super Smart Kids, which turns out to be one of Walter's tricks so he can learn the secrets of her new invention.
Zig And Zag
Episode 2 - DI Why?When Zig and Zag's kitchen stool gets broken in a pancake-tossing incident, Mr Jones suggests DIY.
Are You Being Served?
Series 9, Episode 1 - The Sweet Smell Of SuccessMrs. Slocombe wants to hawk her homemade perfume during store hours, but first she must convince Management that her perfume will be a success.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 26 - Trick Or ShriekLuke finds out that Scream Street doesn't celebrate Halloween, and decides to introduce his friends to it. Unfortunately what start as innocent Halloween decorations end up as an army of man-eating pumpkins!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 1 - From Prussia With LoveRodney takes pity on a heavily-pregnant and homeless au-pair girl he meets in the Nag's Head. When he invites her to stay at the flat, Del sees a nice little earner about to be born. But will Boycie be interested?
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 4 - Naughty NapoleonWe follow Napoleon as he rises from humble beginnings to be the Emperor of France, bashing most of Europe along the way, and ultimately meeting his Waterloo at, well, Waterloo! Meanwhile across the world we meet the Indian traveller who brought Shampoo to the world.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 6 - The Most Powerful Eyeballs In West YorkshireHoward fails to hypnotise Pearl and prompts Foggy to demonstrate how he can influence people.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Wind-Break WarWhen Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 6 - Whose Fleas Are These?When the Goods realise their house has been taken over by fleas, they a horrified to think that they have contaminated the Leadbetter household during a recent trip.
Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 5Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be on the turn.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom about walking disaster area Frank Spencer.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Miracle Of PeckhamIn an effort to bolster the Church Roof Fund, Del "discovers" a miracle of his own and informs the world press.
Live At The Apollo
Series 11, Episode 2 - Dara O Briain, Zoe Lyons, Paul ChowdhryThe famously quick-witted Dara O Briain introduces two of comedy's biggest stars - razor-sharp comic Zoe Lyons and the talented Paul Chowdhry.
Bedazzled
The Devil grants a suicidal short-order cook who is in love with a waitress, seven wishes in return for his soul. Stars Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 11, Episode 5The guests on this episode are Steve Davis, Craig Parkinson, Sara Pascoe and Claudia Winkleman.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Special - All-Women SpecialKatherine Ryan guest hosts a very special all female edition celebrating 100 years of women's suffrage. Roisin Conaty and Jessica Hynes take on Sara Pascoe and Lolly Adefope in the classic words and numbers quiz. Morgana Robinson appears in character as Natalie Cassidy alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.
Fonejacker
Series 1, Episode 3The Mouse calls pest control to enquire about the possibility of exterminating humans and the Indian Call Centre employee has some free ring dings to giveaway.
Our Friend Victoria
Episode 4 - AppearanceMaxine Peake guides through a selection of classic comedy that sums up Vic's views on the diet and health industry.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Longest NightWhile out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.
Fonejacker
Series 1, Episode 4George Agdgdgwngo has a serious amount of monies to giveaway and Mr Doovdé is trying to get in touch with DHL.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
Fever Pitch
Romantic comedy film starring Colin Firth as Paul Ashworth, a man besotted by one woman and a football team of 11 men.
The Graham Norton Story
Documentary about the career of Graham Norton.
The Last Leg
Series 14, Episode 4Looking at the news headlines tonight are Richard Osman and Jo Brand.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 2Footballer Ashley Cole, Mighty Boosh star Noel Fielding and comedian Aisling Bea join James Corden, Jack Whitehall, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 6It's Antony's 18th, and Barbara's prepared a buffet on the back table, ready for a small get-together. It's also the Royles' first chance to meet new girlfriend Emma and make a good impression.
Celebrity Juice
Series 16, Episode 7Joining Fearne Cotton and guest captain Gino D'Acampo this time are I'm A Celebrity: Extra Camp presenters Vicky Pattison and Chris Ramsey, actor John Barrowman and Hollyoaks star Kieron Richardson.
Grn Scrn Gr8s
Episode 2This week's comics taking on the green screen are Variety D, Jose The Comedian, Demz Lad and Jimmy Jones.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 6 - MenopauseA major e-mail mishap leads to an exodus of clients from Eddy's business. Whilst she struggles to salvage a morsel from her TV and PR enterprises, Patsy is diagnosed with osteoporosis, and Saffy forces the pair to attend a meeting of Menopause Anonymous.
Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud
Episode 2 - ClassComedian Micky Flanagan explores snobbery and the British obsession with class as he tries to understand where he fits into the social strata.
The Big Narstie Show
Series 1, Episode 3This time the guests include Richard Ayoade, Victoria Coren-Mitchell, Iya Traore and performance from Not3s and Panjabi MC.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 4In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
Bottom Live: The Big Number Two Tour
Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmundson reprise their roles as anarchic flatmates Richie and Eddie on stage. The duo invite the Queen to dinner.
Live At The Apollo
Series 11, Episode 2 - Dara O Briain, Zoe Lyons, Paul ChowdhryThe famously quick-witted Dara O Briain introduces two of comedy's biggest stars - razor-sharp comic Zoe Lyons and the talented Paul Chowdhry.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Martin Clunes and guest panellists Johnny Vegas and journalist Jo Coburn.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 7Jo Brand, Nick Helm, Jordan Stephens from Rizzle Kicks and Louis Walsh take part in the panel show.
Stath Lets Flats
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Job Is A ChangeHaving fallen out with his dad, Stath somehow blags himself a job with the smooth Smethwicks next door.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 10Dara O'Briain and the regulars give another week a thorough going over with guests Ed Byrne, Stewart Francis and Adam Hills.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Special - All-Women SpecialKatherine Ryan guest hosts a very special all female edition celebrating 100 years of women's suffrage. Roisin Conaty and Jessica Hynes take on Sara Pascoe and Lolly Adefope in the classic words and numbers quiz. Morgana Robinson appears in character as Natalie Cassidy alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 2Ken Livingstone, Reginald D. Hunter, Fern Britton and Stephen Mangan are the guests trying to lie this week. Does the 'D' in Reginald's name stand for 'Delicious' and is Lee Mack lying about a sausage roll?
Au Pair Girls
Sex comedy following four young women arriving in Britain for domestic work.
W1A
Series 2, Episode 4On the verge of leaving the BBC, Lucy has been persuaded to take on a new job as Head of Inclusivity.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 6Micky Flanagan, Hari Kondabolu, Tess Daly and Krishnan Guru-Murthy join Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to delve into the world of polls.
Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 4 - ArtBorat investigates spiritual healing and visits a gym. Ali meets main man of medicine C. Everett Koop, and Green Party leader Ralph Nader, and joins an anti-nuclear protest in the desert.
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 5Pinky-pointing psychic medium Raymond Day brings shocking news from the other side about a boyfriend, and the 1950s drug experimenter Larry Forsyth tries out Vantage.
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 6In the last episode in the series, there's more news from the other side as psychic medium Raymond Day has a message for a grieving husband; and the Secret Agents have a fireside encounter with some evidence.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 7The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 3 - Panickin'Patsy takes on her first proper celebrity styling client, in the form of actress Minnie Driver. Unfortunately Eddy's had a panic room installed - the latest craze - and they promptly manage to lock themselves in...
Lookalikes
Series 2, Episode 3Tim has come up with another money-making idea to secure his fame and fortune. Having stumbled upon fan fiction that fuses the best of Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, Tim is confident his new stage version will be a rip-roaring success.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 2 - Anything Goes....A public row causes trouble for Harvey when claims are made about stolen ration books.