Television
TV schedule Saturday 9th June 2018

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Black HandAce detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 2, Episode 3Sara Cox and Daniel Sloss compete against each other in Wipeout, Crossy Road, FIFA 17, Octodad and special endgame Banquetty Blank.

Sorry!
Series 1, Episode 5 - Does Your Mother Know You're Out?Timothy's keen to see a reissue of Gone With The Wind at the cinema, but mother wants him to paint inside the cupboard under the stairs. Victor spies opportunity to make a bet, and Frank attempts to empower his friend.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 3 - The ShepherdTorrential rain threatens to ruin the annual Sheep Dog trials, but the Farmer begs the judges for an opportunity to show off his talented Flock. Things go smoothly until Timmy tries to learn to whistle... Will this stop the Farmer winning another cup to add to his prize collection?

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 37 - Grizzly's Great OutdoorsA snake bite causes Grizzly Griller to forget all his survival know-how, so it's down to his greatest fan Dennis to help him re-learn his survival skills so they can all make it safely back to Beanotown.

Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 8 - Fix The RoofThere's a leak in the roof above Hilary Head's office so she forces the whole school to get involved in raising money to fix it. Mr Christopher releases a charity single and Mark chooses to do a sponsored silence but finds it harder than expected when Billy embarrasses him in front of Marcella.

Boj
Episode 19 - Robot RecyclerWhile waiting for Mr Cloppity to pick up the recycling, Boj gets Rupa playing with it, making junk robots and rag rope. When Mr Cloppity's buggy gets stuck in the mud, the friends come to the rescue with their robots and rope. But with all of the recycling made into new toys, there is nothing left to recycle.

The Piglet Files
Series 2, Episode 3 - Piglet In A TroughPiglet's on a downward spiral: drinking, gambling, money troubles, and constantly cocking up at work. Thankfully, it's all a ruse between him and Drummond - unfortunately, it's because further information has come to light regarding Major Maxwell.

Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 12 - Dover, EnglandThe Go Jetters arrive at the White Cliffs of Dover in England, to cheer Kyan as he finishes a cross-channel swim, but a large cloud of dust blocks his way to the shore.

My Hero
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Older ManIt's George's birthday and, at 327 years old, he's a mere spring chicken in Planet Ultron terms. But the lease on George's earthly body has run out and he's starting to look his real age rather rapidly.

Man About The House
When their landlord has to sell-up for redevelopment, Robin and his two female flatmates organise a petition to their local MP.

My Hero
Series 3, Episode 5 - Puttin' On The WritsIt's just an ordinary morning in a supermarket car-park - until Mrs. Raven has a run-in with a stack of wayward trolleys and is tipped over the edge of the multi-storey building. It's ThermoMan to the rescue--but when he refuses Mrs R's kind offer of Battenberg cake in return for saving her life, retribution is swift!

Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 9 - They Call Me MidasJim Leonard, Lovejoy's mentor, sets up a country house weekend for an elaborate con. Lovejoy involves Eric, Tinker and Jane, but finds out too late that he is also a victim.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 10 - Brilliant Beach CircusIt's circus time on Faraway Island, and everyone can't wait to show off their amazing acts.

The Case Of The Mukkinese Battle-Horn
Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Dick Emery srar in this Goon-inspired film in which a rare Mukkinese Battle-horn is stolen from the Metropolitan Museum in the dead of night.

Miranda
Series 1, Episode 2 - TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light.

Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 10 - Irish StewLovejoy and Jane go to Ireland in search of a Yeats painting. But two stolen pages from a medieval manuscript prompt another investigation.

Miranda
Series 1, Episode 3 - JobMiranda heads to the gym and, after a fuchsia-face-inducing workout, decides it's perhaps not quite for her. She must therefore find a way of getting out of her water-tight contract with the gym.

Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Fatal ExtractionDel has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.

Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 7 - Read All About ItEngaging in some journalism for the school paper, Mitchell decides it's easier to make stories up than look for real ones. Then they start coming true...

Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 11 - Formidable Florence NightingaleA tribute to Florence Nightingale. The programme charts how Florence revolutionised medicine and the treatment of the sick during the Crimean War, but also how she also unwittingly sparked the public's desire for trinkets and tat featuring her image.

Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 13 - Waffle's Doggy BuddiesAn old friend of Gramps, Mr Willow, brings along his two dogs to play with Waffle. Evie feels a bit left out until Waffle reassures her. The two new dogs escape into Mrs Hobbs's garden, so Waffle has to save the day.

Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 14 - Waffle And GeorgeMrs Hobbs's cat, George, gets locked inside her house, giving Waffle a chance to prove himself to Mrs Hobbs. Can he rescue George?

The Smallest Show On Earth
A couple inherit a cinema and are shocked to find a decrepit building.

Fit
Episode 9Discover the new sport of 'insult boxing' and the latest technology for armchair sports fans - '4DTV'.

Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 4 - His And Her'sThe staff don't take too kindly to a perfume saleswoman operating on the floor and poaching their commissions. They try to run her out - with disastrous results.

Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 5 - Diamonds Are A Man's Best FriendWhen word gets out about a lost diamond on the floor (and a nice reward for its return), each staff member plots to find it first and get the lion's share of the bounty.

Only Fools And Horses
A selection of four episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Documentary - A Day In The Life Of Millie InbetweenA look behind the scenes to see how the show is made. We meet the cast and crew on a typical day to see how the series comes together. Ever wondered if Millie and the gang go to school while we are shooting? Who does Millie's make-up? Or who's the funniest cast member? All these questions, and more, will be answered in this behind-the-scenes special.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 32 - The Grand Canyon, USAKyan is wire-walking across the Grand Canyon, but Glitch wants to cheat and win. Can the Go Jetters stop him?

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 33 - Easter Island, ChileWhen the Grimbots build their own Easter Island statue, it collapses and threatens the ancient Moai statues.

Man Of The Moment
Norman Wisdom stars as a clerk who gets involved in international diplomacy.

Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 9 - They Call Me MidasJim Leonard, Lovejoy's mentor, sets up a country house weekend for an elaborate con. Lovejoy involves Eric, Tinker and Jane, but finds out too late that he is also a victim.

Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 10 - Irish StewLovejoy and Jane go to Ireland in search of a Yeats painting. But two stolen pages from a medieval manuscript prompt another investigation.

The Captain's Table
Captain Ebbs has finally been given command of a luxury liner. Unfortunately for him, he has a First Officer more concerned with women.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the semi-improvised sitcom.

Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 1 - Ring Dem BellsThe platoon are to take part in a training film, but are horrified to learn that they are to play the Germans. There's also the issue of trying not to be seen in Nazi uniforms for fear of causing a panic.

Red Dwarf
A selection of three episodes of the sci-fi sitcom.

Blackadder
A selection of three episodes from the comic historic saga.

Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule
Series 2, Out-takes - UnseenIn this 'Unseen' episode, Harry Hill reveals some of his favourite funny moments that didn't make it into the main series, featuring Johnny Vegas, Jimmy Osmond, Anneka Rice and Micky Flanagan among others.

A League Of Their Own
Series 12, Episode 5The last few week's challenges have been vertigo-inducing stuff. Who will have the nerve to join James Corden and the boys next? Step up Piers Morgan, Paul Merson and Roisin Conaty - each ready to take on the hit show's chucklesome challenges, scary stunts and tricky trivia.

The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of Catherine Tate's sketch show.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 2, Episode 4Agnes and family are joined by Spice Girl Geri Horner and her mammy to talk reunions, while Gloria Hunniford looks back on her career. Plus Nigel Havers provides an acting masterclass and Foley's gets ready for a memorable night with reggae giants UB40 featuring Ali, Astro and Mickey.

Blackadder Exclusive: The Whole Rotten Saga
Highlights Special - Blackadder's Most Cunning MomentsSpecial highlights show featuring the most 'cunning' moments from four series of the Blackadder saga.

The League Of Gentlemen's Apocalypse
Feature-length spin-off from the BAFTA-winning comedy series. Some of the population of Royston Vasey manage to leave.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

Jimmy Carr: Being Funny
A live performance of Jimmy Carr's 2011 stand-up show from Birmingham Symphony Hall.

A Girl's Guide To TV
Rachel Parris presents a comic guide to how women can get ahead in television.

The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 1 - Destination: Royston VaseyAn unusual circus comes to Royston Vasey, and Pauline faces up to life on the dole.

Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 5Joining Keith, Holly and Fearne are regular panellist Gino D'Acampo, adventurer and broadcaster Ben Fogle, First Dates star Fred Sirieix and singer songwriter Ella Eyre.

Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 20 - Grandmaster BarnesJohn Barnes proves he's still the king of British hip-hop, and Sam and the panel take a look at Morrissey's solo career as a racist. With Vanessa Feltz, David Mills and Maddy Anholt.

The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 2 - Lust for Royston VaseyThe nosebleed epidemic takes hold, Royston Vasey receives a visit from the flamboyant Herr Lipp and his students, and Pauline gets a job serving fries at Burger Me!

Fonejacker
Series 1, Episode 1Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.
Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.

Very British Problems
Series 2, Episode 1 - SchoolThe show remembers sex education classes, the horror of mouldy PE kits, and how we became a nation of binge drinkers. While Catherine Tate remembers her first kiss, James Corden recalls his extreme pubic hair anxiety.

Play To The Whistle
Series 3, Episode 1On Frank's team this week will be Paralympic Gold Medallist Jonnie Peacock and Frank's regular wingman comedian Romesh Ranganathan. Joining Bradley are footballer John Terry and Countdown's Rachel Riley.

Fonejacker
Series 1, Episode 2Irish Mike represents more inappropriately named companies and the Chinese Gang enquire about bringing a film crew into the cinema to film the film.

Grn Scrn Gr8s
Episode 4The comics in this episode are Emmanuel Sonubi, Deano Mac, Christopher Savage and Nora Maria.

Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Trial Of Elizabeth GadgeTwo of England's most notorious and feared witch-finders are summoned to the unassuming village of Little Happens in order to try an old woman.

Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 6David Mitchell is joined by guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Susan Calman.

The Comedian's Guide To Survival
Film about a man forced to choose between a lucrative day job promotion and a floundering comedy career.

Made In Dagenham
Comedy drama charting the fight of female factory workers at the Ford Dagenham plant for equal pay.

Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 1Some of the sharpest wits in British comedy go up against one another, with participants attempting to humorously 'take down' their opponent to win the 'battle'. It's Tom Allen v Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang v Ed Gamble.

Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 4 - Cold ComfortIt's Andy's first day as a volunteer at the Comfort Support Line call centre, which offers the lonely and desperate a chance to talk about their problems. All the CSL counsellors have their own ways of dealing with clients, coping with the emotional stress, and killing time between phone calls. But is Andy really prepared for what's to come?

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 4 (Channel 4: Series 5), Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests David Baddiel and Trevor Noah. Joey Essex is in Dictionary Corner while Alex Horne and The Horne Section help Rachel Riley.

Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 2Featuring Joe Lycett versus Nick Helm and Daniel Sloss v Desiree Burch.

Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 7Dara O Briain and the team return after the summer break. Featuring guests Ed Gamble, Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe.

Filthy Rich & Catflap
Episode 6After their TV-am exposure, Richie and Eddie are instructed at trial to find employment outside of showbusiness. Ralph, meanwhile, is sentenced to death!

On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 8 - Hot WaterNow that Stan's left home, Blakey moves in as Mum and Olive's lodger. Unfortunately his meddling quickly puts an end to the immersion heater in the hot water tank and when he and Jack try to fix it, things only get worse!

Celebrity Juice
Series 19, Highlights Special - Just The TipKeith Lemon takes a look back at all the hilarious and outrageous best bits of Series 19 whilst taking a trip to the local recycling centre to get rid of props from the series. Ace times!

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 2Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges are up against Jon Richardson and Kathy Burke, with Joe Lycett in Dictionary Corner. Nick Helm 'helps' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.

Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 8Featuring guests Ed Byrne, Nathan Caton, Ed Gamble and Sara Pascoe.

On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 9 - The VisitBlakey's mother announces she's coming to Luxton to pay her son a visit, and the Butlers naturally offer to put her up for the couple of nights. But she soon proves to be even more dreadful than her son - demanding, mean and manipulative!

Filthy Rich & Catflap
Episode 1Filthy and Catflap set up Richie with a paternity scam, but after accidentally viciously murdering not one but four of his milkmen, Richie's a little over-emotional.

Minder
Series 1, Episode 6 - Aces High And Sometimes Very LowThe chips are down for Arthur's friend Maurice when the professional gambler is barred from the casinos and mugged of all his winnings. Terry's job is to mind Maurice while he recoups his losses.

Room 101
Series 6, Episode 3 - Ross Kemp, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Rob BeckettRoss Kemp, Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Rob Beckett compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include misplaced clapping, expensive water in hotel rooms and teeth.

Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - MuggingMark gets mugged on his way back from work by two teenagers, who steal his beloved Blackberry. And when Sophie comes on strong to him, he can't get aroused because he's pre-occupied by the muggers. He's a man obsessed.

Convict 99
Will Hay comedy.

Room 101
Series 6, Episode 4 - Ricky Wilson, Joe Lycett, Zoe LyonsKaiser Chiefs's Ricky Wilson, comedians Joe Lycett and Zoe Lyons attempt to abolish new towels, escalators and the bartender at Joe's local pub into Room 101.

Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - SectioningMerry, an eccentric old friend from university, is back on the scene, and things are looking up for Jeremy when she offers him the chance to manage a pub she owns.

Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dead Man's ChestMarley moves into her new home and receives a visit from a handsome policeman and the local Neighbourhood Watch, while her ex-lover Michael's past comes back to haunt him.