Television
TV schedule Tuesday 29th May 2018
6:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 27 - Faster And FasterThe Twirlywoos watch a couple rehearsing a ballroom dance, accompanied by a piano player.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 29 - WhistleblowerBitzer loses his precious whistle and tests out a trumpet as a replacement. Before long, the power of the trumpet goes to his head and his fanfares and jazz styled bugling drives the flock around the bend.
7:05am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 7 - Lost Tempers In SpaceDanger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse find themselves stranded on a far-flung planet inhabited by Fly People.
7:25am
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The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Beagle Has LandedDexter and Lewis attempt to infiltrate a militant animal-rights group. Unsurprisingly, they have little success. Piglet, however, could be just the man for the job.
7:45am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 32 - Gnashernal TreasureThe class dig up a mysterious time capsule which sets them off on a race to find hidden treasure before Walter or a greed-crazed Paul the Potato can find it first.
7:50am
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The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Ice Man ComethWhen the Russians mistake Piglet for another agent, it seems that his life may suddenly be in great danger. Meanwhile, his latest technological developments aren't exactly working as intended.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 29 - Go Jet Academy: Map ReadersAt the Go Jet Academy, Ubercorn has found an old map that leads to the GO Dome of the Ancients.
8am
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Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 2 - TuesdayMr Christopher's been given a promotion, Mrs Winstone's calling in her library loans, Mr Capp's asleep in the playground and art teacher Mr Rhomb is nowhere to be seen... just an average Tuesday at Dockbridge High.
8:20am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 1 - The New NeighbourJustin, Robert and Little Monster are surprised to meet their exciting new neighbour, Mac the Explorer.
9am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9am
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Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 15 - Timmy and the Super RabbitOsbourne shows the class a new super-rabbit toy, and Timmy is thrilled to be the first to play with it.
9am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 17 - Groundmouse DayPenfold and Danger Mouse are testing the security system at the British Cheese Museum when a temporal glitch strikes and the pair discover the museum's prized pink parmesan has somehow vanished.
9:25am
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Hot Enough For June
Spy spoof concerning a bumbling out-of-work writer who is hired by the British intelligence service to carry out a covert mission.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 25 - More About SoftThe Twirlywoos are stroking a lady's soft, fluffy hat. Toodloo runs off underneath the hat and Great BigHoo, Chickedy and Chick chase after it. A lady walking her dog strokes the hat, a man eating his sandwiches accidentally tries to eat it and a bald man enjoys wearing it.
9:35am
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 5 - Big Templeton Is Watching You!A new school security system is installed - and the cameras seem to record what happens in the future. When Templeton becomes security monitor and goes mad with this incredible, all-seeing power, the very existence of Strange Hill is threatened.
10am
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Horrible Histories
2016 Specials - Staggering StorytellersAs part of the BBC's #Lovetoread campaign, the award-winning Horrible Histories returns to look at some of literature's greatest works and history's wackiest writers.
11am
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 3 - Money TalksThe Bishop is collecting for his charity auction, Lady Lavender throws her money out of the window and light-fingered Alf, resourceful as ever, has a plan.
11:25am
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The Sandwich Man
Film charting a day in the life of a sandwich-board man and pigeon-fancier as he wanders the streets of London.
12pm
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Lovejoy
Series 3, Episode 12 - Highland FlingA romantic, gothic temple in Scotland brings Lovejoy and Lady Jane closer together. Eric falls in love, and Tinker is all at sea.
12pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Way OutFletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.
12:20pm
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Hank Zipzer
A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's sitcom starring Henry Winkler.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 1 - Enter The FingerBarry's fitness-mad neighbour Boothroyd annoyingly outshines him in all things physical. When it comes to karate, however, Barry has friends who can help him even the balance.
1pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 4 - Cold StoreMrs. Slocombe and Mr. Lucas are sick, and rather than giving them the day off, the store decides to pair them up on the Ladies' counter and send Miss Brahms over to the Men's. Too bad that Mr. Lucas is faking it.
1pm60 min version (repeat)
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 25 - More About SoftThe Twirlywoos are stroking a lady's soft, fluffy hat. Toodloo runs off underneath the hat and Great BigHoo, Chickedy and Chick chase after it. A lady walking her dog strokes the hat, a man eating his sandwiches accidentally tries to eat it and a bald man enjoys wearing it.
1:35pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Special - Sports Day SpecialIain Stirling presents a special sports day episode of The Dog Ate My Homework. He is joined by child team captains Kitty and Olive and special guests Ed Petrie, Naomi Wilkinson, Tom Craine and Richard David-Caine.
1:40pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 2 - Who Killed Mr Partridge?Following the discovery of Mr Partridge's dead body in the swimming pool, the Entertainments Staff are forced to ask themselves 'Whodunit?'.
1:40pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Matter Of ConscienceThe local Council decides to build a hospital next to Maplin's Holiday Camp. Joe Maplin instructs his staff to thwart their plan by making as much noise as possible.
2pm
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Fools Rush In
A repeat of this 1949 film.
2:20pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 4, Episode 1 - No SaleThe staff decide to protest the store's new earlier opening time by purposely underperforming. But talking willing customers out of buying is easier said than done when you're usually doing the opposite!
2:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
3pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
3:45pm
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On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 7 - The PrizeWhen Stan gives Mum a selection of raffle tickets Blakey's made him buy, she wins a holiday for two in the Spanish sun. But the big question is: should Stan, Olive or Arthur accompany her?
3:45pm
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Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 7 - Child Care IssuesNew teaching assistant Mr Nappy discovers that being in a school and taking care of three babies doesn't mix, Billy brings his mum into school and Miss Davis shows off her wind instrument in music class.
4:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 1 - Olive's DivorceOlive is in trouble - Arthur has left her for good and she has to face the divorce court. Afterwards she's almost inconsolable and doesn't feel like being alone, but Mum's off to Aunt Maud's and Stan has a date.
4:40pm
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4:55pm
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Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 4 - All Our YesterdaysSpooner's laid up in his room with a broken ankle after tripping over Vienna, and making an awful lot of noise. Rigsby's keen to appear courageous in front of Miss Jones, but the boxer's temperament brings forth every element of his cowardice. Discussion soon turns to the war.
5pm
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 12 - Taking The PledgeLovejoy helps a noble lord to redeem a valuable possession he has pawned.
5pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 4 - Cold StoreMrs. Slocombe and Mr. Lucas are sick, and rather than giving them the day off, the store decides to pair them up on the Ladies' counter and send Miss Brahms over to the Men's. Too bad that Mr. Lucas is faking it.
5:10pm10 min
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 30 - The Boreal Forest, CanadaGrandmaster Glitch's Grimbots really need some cuddles, so it's down to Glitch to find them a new teddy bear!
5:20pm
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George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mating GameMildred's beloved dog Truffles is in season. George is all for getting her some form of injection - until he hears the price of pedigree puppies. Meanwhile, Tristram's becoming more impressionable, and Ann insists Jeffrey gives up smoking.
5:40pm
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 3 - Money TalksThe Bishop is collecting for his charity auction, Lady Lavender throws her money out of the window and light-fingered Alf, resourceful as ever, has a plan.
6pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 2 - Who Killed Mr Partridge?Following the discovery of Mr Partridge's dead body in the swimming pool, the Entertainments Staff are forced to ask themselves 'Whodunit?'.
6pm
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Taskmaster
Series 4, Episode 7 - No Stars For Naughty BoysTaskmaster Greg Davies and loyal assistant Alex Horne watch with surprise and sometimes despair as Hugh Dennis wields a blade - again, Noel Fielding can't understand German and Mel Giedroyc destroys a mannequin.
6:10pm10 min
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 33 - Ralf's Last PrankWhen Dennis and the gang think they have caused Ralf to lose his job, they're determined to make his last day at Bash Street School totally blam by setting up the greatest prank Ralf's ever known.
6:40pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 4, Episode 1 - No SaleThe staff decide to protest the store's new earlier opening time by purposely underperforming. But talking willing customers out of buying is easier said than done when you're usually doing the opposite!
6:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 6 - NightshiftWith Tony too ill to come into work, and his cover so bad-mannered, ill-tempered, horrible and bossy that everyone save Brenda walks out, it's not the best time to have to be open for a rare night shift!
6:50pm
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 44 - Summer Sucks!Resus would do anything to be a proper vampire, but messing with nature always has consequences, which Resus discovers when he becomes the wrong kind of bloodsucker!
7pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
2016 Specials - Staggering StorytellersAs part of the BBC's #Lovetoread campaign, the award-winning Horrible Histories returns to look at some of literature's greatest works and history's wackiest writers.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 1 - Enter The FingerBarry's fitness-mad neighbour Boothroyd annoyingly outshines him in all things physical. When it comes to karate, however, Barry has friends who can help him even the balance.
7:20pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Matter Of ConscienceThe local Council decides to build a hospital next to Maplin's Holiday Camp. Joe Maplin instructs his staff to thwart their plan by making as much noise as possible.
8pm
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Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 4 - Come In, Your Time Is UpThe platoon are going away camping, but their trip is spoiled when the Vicar, the Verger and the Sea Scouts set up beside them. Things take a new turn at dawn when a group of bailed-out German airmen are found floating in the river.
8pm
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QI
Series D, Special - DeathA Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.
8pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 5 - Trick Or TreatIt's Halloween, and Amber brings her kids, Fran and Jake, over to Dad's to meet the girls. Things are more frosty than spooky, especially when Jake destroys Millie's special costume. Over at Mum's house, Mum thinks Craig's zombie make-up is a little too realistic, but he's a big hit with the local trick or treaters when he answers the door.
8:40pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Way OutFletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.
8:40pm
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 7 - Rob Delaney, Davina McCall, Laurence FoxRob Delaney, Davina McCall and Laurence Fox attempt to banish people who order starters, 12 string guitars and cyclists in Lycra into the Orwellian chamber.
9pm
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the second series of the cornershop sitcom.
9pm
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Lee Evans Live From The West End
A one-off live performance from the comic genius, recorded at the Lyric Theatre in 1995.
9:10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 4Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan.
9:20pm
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Mock The Week
Series 9, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard return with a special edition of the show.
9:40pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 4 - Private PlaneBlackadder's latest plan to escape the terror of the trenches is to join the glamorous world of Lord Flasheart in the Royal Flying Corps.
10pm
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Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Heskey RoleAfter a date with work-mate Nicole, pushover and resident nice guy Theo ends up driving her across London for a hook-up with someone else. The Brothers are determined that he learn to deal with such girls.
10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 1James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by guests Anthony Joshua, Rob Beckett and Roisin Conaty as the sports-based quiz show returns.
10pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 4, Episode 3 - That's What Debt Actually Is, ActuallyDave discusses a convoluted method for getting rid of an unwanted gift, reimagines a classic game show and how the diamond industry is brought to its knees.
10:20pm
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Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 5 - What Bloody Man Is That?The plague leads Will and his friends to escape to the family home in Stratford. On the way, they meet three witches who have some surprising predictions to make about Will's future, leading to a very serious case of house envy.
10:30pm
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Grn Scrn Gr8s
Episode 2This week's comics taking on the green screen are Variety D, Jose The Comedian, Demz Lad and Jimmy Jones.
11pm
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Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the comic historic saga.
11pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 5It's been a particularly stressful few weeks, and with the menopause kicking in, Barbara's had enough. Unfortunately, Jim can't see what he's done wrong, and the argument soon spreads to Dave and Denise. But after Bar storms out, Jim reveals a new side...
11pm
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Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 4 - BMXing!Tim Vine strips to his waist, Russell Howard gets tattooed, while Alice Levine apes Leonardo da Vinci using squirty cream. Greg Davies sets the truly absurd tasks.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 1Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jonathan Ross and Roisin Conaty. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
11:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 9 - East Side StoryTracey is worried that her son Garth is missing out on life. Meanwhile, Sharon has planned an evening out with Tracey and Dorien, but Dorien has agreed to babysit her teenage neice, Rosa. They decide to leave Rosa and Garth together while they go out, but when they are away, romance blossoms.
11:40pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 6It's Antony's 18th, and Barbara's prepared a buffet on the back table, ready for a small get-together. It's also the Royles' first chance to meet new girlfriend Emma and make a good impression.
11:45pm
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Urban Myths: Public Enemy (feat. Kev Wells)
Comedy imagining a 2015 incident when rap group Public Enemy became stranded in an English town.
11:50pm
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The London Palladium: The Greatest Stage on Earth
In this special one-off documentary, Bradley Walsh relates the history of the London Palladium and how it came to be one of Britain's most famous theatres. While on his journey, Bradley also unearths some long-lost footage of Morecambe & Wise and premieres some rare archive footage that has never been broadcast before.
Midnight
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Midnight
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The Week That Wasn't
Episode 2Topics this week range from the Royal Wedding to the Rolling Stones' latest song.
12:20am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
12:25am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 8Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins are the guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week.
12:30am
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Celebrity Juice
Series 19, Episode 10Joining the panel for the last show of the series are TV presenter Mark Wright, pop legend Lisa Stansfield, Love Island's Caroline Flack and Iain Stirling, and comedian and Extra Camp host Joel Dommett.
12:30am
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The Week That Wasn't
Episode 1This week's topics include yanny/laurel; the build-up to the Royal Wedding; and renewed tensions in North Korea about a potential meeting with US President Donald Trump.
12:40am
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Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 9Dara and Hugh are joined by guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Elis James and Sara Pascoe.
1am
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Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game
East End comic Micky Flanagan returns with his second, highly anticipated stand-up show, Back In The Game.
1:15am45 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 5Charlie Brooker, Jedward, Lorraine Kelly and Micky Flanagan thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics.
1:20am
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Nurse
Episode 3Graham's mood has lifted as he tells Liz about his new girlfriend, but his mother disapproves of the new love interest - especially when items start to go missing.
1:20am
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Counterfeit Cat
A selection of episodes from the first series.
1:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 10Dara O Briain and the team look back over another week's events with guests Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe.
2am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 8This week's episode featured an unofficial video for the Black Eyed Peas song I Gotta Feeling, Orville doing a duet with Harry's cello and the Wagbo storyline comes to an end.
2am
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Minder
Series 1, Episode 6 - Aces High And Sometimes Very LowThe chips are down for Arthur's friend Maurice when the professional gambler is barred from the casinos and mugged of all his winnings. Terry's job is to mind Maurice while he recoups his losses.
2am
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2:25am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 9Fresh from another British Comedy Awards win, Harry Hill is back with more telly send-ups. With Dancing On Ice up and running, all the big soaps in full flow and even the odd gypsy wedding to contend with, there are bound to be plenty of laughs for the big-collared comic to find.
2:40am
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Ross Noble Freewheeling
Series 1, Episode 3The Twitter-driven insanity continues as Ross Noble visits a sex toy warehouse, encounters a roadside bath and makes mischief with Bob Mortimer - and 3kg of custard powder!
2:50am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
2:50am
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Preaching To The Perverted
Comic film about fetishism and BDSM.
3am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 13 - Silent ReflectionPaul Hamilton, Andy Zaltzman, Henning Wehn, Josie Long, and Helen Arney feature and Paul Foot has the last word.
3:25am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 10 - Chris Ramsey At The Comedy StoreChris Ramsey is tonight's host, and he talks sex with a pregnant woman. He's joined by dreamer Jarred Christmas, morning after pill lover Tiff Stevenson, and Jason Cook.
3:35am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 10With Louie Spence, Birth of Britain and the ever-popular Dancing on Ice occupying the airwaves, expect a gag-packed and unmissable edition of the show.
5am
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Legends Of British Comedy
Episode 4 - Comedy Greats - Pete And DudA host of figures from the world of entertainment - but not Greta Garbo - hail the life, careers and partnership of bona fide comic legends Dudley Moore and Peter Cook.