Television
TV schedule Tuesday 15th May 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 17 - Open And CloseThe Twirlywoos are at a theatre, where they watch the stage manager pressing a button which opens and closes the curtains.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 4, Episode 1 - WheelsPeter's asked to deliver the company chairman his car - a flash Mercedes. Giving it a quick drive around, he encounters a group of anti-car, anti-pollution protesters and is swiftly arrested alongside them.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 4, Episode 2 - Match Of The DayAfter managing to secure a ticket to a major international football match at Wembley, Peter manages to lose - and reacquire - his ticket numerous times. Will he make it to see the big game?
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 17 - Table Mountain, South AfricaGlitch wants to ski, so the grimbots give Table Mountain a snowy peak, which threatens its rare plants.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 9 - Let Yourself GoYvonne thinks she may be pregnant. Phoebe wants Gary to go to the country with her for a couple of days to visit her orphaned cousins. An American flyer comes into the picture, and the attraction between him and Phoebe is obvious. But Gary rescues the situation with a musical rendition that literally sweeps her off her feet.
Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 4 - Robert's InventionsRobert has been very busy inventing. He is very proud of his hair tonic. Unfortunately, the tonic tends to turn everyone's hair the wrong colour. Nina tries to save the day with one of her own inventions.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 9 - For Richer For PoorerMarlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 5 - Timmy's Big SearchWhen Timmy's glove puppet goes missing, he creates chaos as he hunts for it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 3The show visits Ancient Greece for the Spartan High School Musical, a jester breaks bad news to Henry VIII, there is a prehistoric lesson in how to stay fit with the Caveman Workout, and Roman emperor Nero stars in a (not very) romantic movie.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 7 - The Great Depression Of 1994Long-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.
So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 9 - Anger ManagmentLily gets angry when Rob plans to pair with Jenny Jones in the school's 3-legged fun run.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 17 - Staring DogStaring Dog has come to stay in the apartment while Wilma is away but his presence is freaking out Max by staring at him. Gark is determined to find out why.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 18 - 28 Seconds LaterWhen Gark is sick Max makes him better with the orb, but is careless with it and infects the whole city with black goo.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 4, Episode 6 - Well, There You Are Then...!With all the money gone, the Meldrum family and its servants look to the future. Can Lady Lavender and Cissy save them all from financial ruin?
Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 5 - Millie Makes PeaceMillie is afraid that mum and Mike arguing means they'll split up. She sets herself up as peacemaker for them and Fran and Jake too, but she learns that arguments can clear the air.
Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 6 - Off The RailsJessie is hinting that there's trouble at home, so Millie draws on her own experience to help. They are due to dance at the school show when Jessie goes on the rampage.
Lovejoy
Series 3, Episode 4 - Angel TrousersLovejoy tries to sell some Second World War medals and finds himself in peril from a sinister Italian.
Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 5 - Diamonds Are A Man's Best FriendWhen word gets out about a lost diamond on the floor (and a nice reward for its return), each staff member plots to find it first and get the lion's share of the bounty.
Hacker Time
Series 6, Episode 6 - Steph McGovernBBC Breakfast and Pocket Money Pitch presenter Steph McGovern drops in to the Hacker Time studio to endure Hacker's jokes about money. Pocket Money Pitch becomes Pocket Money Pooch for one day only, plus there's a trip to Rearend-On-Sea for TV's least informative documentary, The Accommodation Place.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 1 - Behind Every Bush There Is Not Necessarily A HowardHobbo enlists the services of his 'team' to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 6 - No Dogs AllowedThe Camp Entertainments Manager is left with his wife's large dog to look after. All pets being banned from Maplin's Holiday Camp, he has to break in and try to keep the dog secretly in his chalet.
QI
Series I, Episode 6 - InventiveWith Bill Bailey, Nina Conti (with her puppet Gran) and Sean Lock.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 4, Episode 6 - Peggy's Pen FriendPeggy's pen-pal of long standing is due to visit. Some of the Maplin's staff are not convinced his intentions are entirely honourable - so plans are made to protect her interests...
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - Ways And MeansAfter offering advice to fellow fishing-net "knitter" McLaren on curbing his short temper, Fletch attempts to make amends with the governor when McLaren forgoes angry outbursts for a more peaceful rooftop protest.
Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hoorah For The HolidaysAs the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 9 - For Richer For PoorerMarlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 8 - On The AutofrontLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 22 - Bitzer For The DayWhen the Farmer decides he and Bitzer should head out to spend some time together, Shaun seizes his chance to take charge. He soon discovers the job is not quite as easy as he first thought...
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Griller ThrillerDennis' ultimate hero, Grizzly Griller, plans on trekking to the source of the River Beano, broadcasting the treacherous path on live TV. Dennis introduces him to his pet hamster, Galahad - only to discover they are his biggest fear! Grizzly is so afraid that Dennis must disguise himself as his hero and go in his place!
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 2 - Stan's RoomUnable to get a moment's peace with clippie Doreen, Stan argues with his mother's rules and meddling and decides to move out. But only one room is near his price range - and Blakey is the landlord!
Zig And Zag
Episode 16 - Billy Goat's GriefThere's a neighbourhood inspection so Zig and Zag employ a herd of goats to eat their untidy garden neat - what could possibly go wrong?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 17 - Gadget KidMr Bean is dogged by a young Japanese boy in the Science Museum and takes an instant dislike to the scallywag, until he sees what he has in his knapsack - gadgets so cool that you cannot get them in the West. So when a security guard tries to ruin their fun, they run away together - to Mars!
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 18 - The VisitorMr Bean cannot place the face of the uninvited fat bloke on his doorstep. This blast from the past proves to be a blasted pain in the neck - eating him out of house and home.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Best ManThe Inspector's niece is getting married to one of the drivers and much to Blakey's alarm, Stan is to be Best Man. He and Jack proceed to get the groom very, very drunk indeed.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 7 - Princess Purl's Big SleepNaughty fairies Zipsy and Popsy have put a spell on Princess Purl so that she sleeps for a gazillion years.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 4, Episode 2 - Flora's Big MistakeHaving accompanied Cissie to the surgery, Flora overhears her doctor and a nurse discussing an imminent death. She resolves to make her friend's last days and weeks as comfortable as possible.
Lovejoy
Series 3, Episode 8 - LoveknotsWhen Harriet Fisher buys an antique rug at an auction, Lovejoy gets tangled in a web of passion, unrequited love and umbrella stands.
Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 5 - Diamonds Are A Man's Best FriendWhen word gets out about a lost diamond on the floor (and a nice reward for its return), each staff member plots to find it first and get the lion's share of the bounty.
Boj
Episode 49 - Double CloppityMr Cloppity is in a pickle. Though he's got the sneezy snufferoos, he's got so much to do in Giggly Park. Can Boj and his buddies help Mr Cloppity be in two places at once?
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Forbidden City, ChinaSome runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 2 - And So To BedAs if Mildred wasn't already sick enough of having to just 'make do and mend', the marital bed promptly gives way after a good few decades' service. Unfortunately, George is on a Higher Purchase blacklist.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 12 - Waffle's Day OutAJ takes Evie and Anaya swimming, but Waffle must stay at home with Simon. Refusing to miss out on the fun, Waffle begins an adventure of his own and sets off to find Evie.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 4, Episode 6 - Well, There You Are Then...!With all the money gone, the Meldrum family and its servants look to the future. Can Lady Lavender and Cissy save them all from financial ruin?
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 4, Episode 6 - Peggy's Pen FriendPeggy's pen-pal of long standing is due to visit. Some of the Maplin's staff are not convinced his intentions are entirely honourable - so plans are made to protect her interests...
Taskmaster
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Dong And The GongDave Gorman comes over all bitey, Rob Beckett fills a shoebox with cement and, most importantly, just who will succeed in surprising Alex Horne the most when he emerges from his shed after an hour cooped up inside?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 9 - Welcome To Danger World!Danger Mouse must fight his own urge to be awesome to stop the world turning into a gigantic intergalactic tourist attraction.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 36 - Stick With MeA stray tube of glue causes problems when the sheep get hold of it.
Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hoorah For The HolidaysAs the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.
Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 7 - The RecruitWhile Captain Mainwaring is in hospital, the Vicar and the Verger decide to join the Home Guard. Mainwaring is not pleased about it, but there is nothing he can do, so he sends them out to patrol with Jones's men.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 34 - Tutan KutieCleo is feeling lonely as the only 4,000-year-old Ancient Egyptian child in town, but that all changes when her ex-boyfriend Tutan Kutie turns up. But is he all that he seems?
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 3The show visits Ancient Greece for the Spartan High School Musical, a jester breaks bad news to Henry VIII, there is a prehistoric lesson in how to stay fit with the Caveman Workout, and Roman emperor Nero stars in a (not very) romantic movie.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 31, Episode 1 - Behind Every Bush There Is Not Necessarily A HowardHobbo enlists the services of his 'team' to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 6 - No Dogs AllowedThe Camp Entertainments Manager is left with his wife's large dog to look after. All pets being banned from Maplin's Holiday Camp, he has to break in and try to keep the dog secretly in his chalet.
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 1 - Everybody's TruckingThe platoon is ordered to plant signposts in order to direct a large convoy, but things are made difficult when the road is blocked, and by Mainwaring continuously damaging Jones's newly furnished van.
Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 3 - The BabysitterMum and Mike plan a night out, but when their babysitter cancels, they decide to leave the girls with Mike's son Craig.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 3Joan Bakewell, Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood and Jason Manford are the guests in this episode.
Murder On The Blackpool Express
Comedy drama about a coach driver investigating a series of murders.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the first series of the cornershop sitcom.
Jack Dee - So What? Live
A TV broadcast of Jack Dee's 2013 stand-up show, his first in six years.
The Windsors
Royal Wedding SpecialThe outrageous satirical comedy returns to celebrate the royal event of the year. Harry and Meghan are excited about their impending marriage, but before their big day, they must take take Charles to America to meet Meghan's mum. Back in London, Wills and Kate are struggling to cope with the arrival of their latest child.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 8The guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week are Johnny Vegas, Joe Lycett, Joey Essex from The Only Way Is Essex and Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 9Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Holly Walsh.
Brothers With No Game
Series 3, Episode 8 - Bedroom StoriesIn a special episode only told in bedrooms and en-suite bathrooms, we focus on the evolving stories of our main characters as Lisa and Dorian finally move in, Junior and Sabrina have to decide on who gets their mum's vacant house, Theo's girlfriend has news that changes their relationship, Darren decides to pursue a new girl, and Simone gives Nathaniel an ultimatum.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 4, Episode 1 - It Was An Accident And I Was HospitalisedDave addresses so-called guilty pleasures and how some fans of things can take all of the fun out of liking something.
Brothers With No Game
Series 3, Episode 9 - The CodeJunior and Darren have not spoken since the Vanessa incident and don't plan on doing it anytime soon. It's up to Dorian and Theo to get the quartet back together.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 4 - Keith BarretJack Dee invites Rob Brydon's alter ego Keith Barret on to the stage.
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the first series of the comic historic saga.
Urban Myths: When Bowie Met Bolan
Fictional comedy drama about a young David Bowie and Marc Bolan painting an office.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parents' EveningParents' evening is a nightmare unlike any other for Alfie, and today he's also got a pile of mock exams to mark before fierce deputy headmistress Pickwell fails his entire class.
Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 2 - TarpetersUnder the watchful eye of Greg's loyal lapdog Alex Horne, Liza Tarbuck demonstrates her hatred of small toy men, Asim Chaudhry invents a new kind of rain hat and Alice Levine tries to work out the rules of darts.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 12 - Okey-Cokey-KaraokeAs it remains their only change of going on holiday, Sharon and Tracey participate in a karaoke competition.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 1, Episode 4Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan are joined by lovebirds Ben and Stephanie, who will put their relationship on the line for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 2A 'sudden wing malfunction' delays FlyLo passengers on their way to Malaga, while Melody and Taaj get tough with FlyLo's new baggage allowance regulations.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 3, Episode 7With Alex Zane, Trisha Goddard, stand-up comedian Justin Moorhouse and famous American stand-up Emo Philips.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 2In this show guest captain Kathy Burke and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Johnny Vegas and Bob Mortimer. John Cooper Clarke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley takes care of the letters and numbers.
The Interviews
Series 2, Episode 5 - Bruce ForsythA profile of Bruce Forsyth, one of this country's greatest entertainers.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 10Dara O'Briain and the regulars give another week a thorough going over with guests Ed Byrne, Stewart Francis and Adam Hills.
Dara O Briain - Crowd Tickler
TV edit of Dara O Briain's 2015 stand-up show, Crowd Ticker.
The Beauty Jungle
Comedy drama following a young woman who falls into the world of beauty contests.
Celebrity Juice
Series 19, Episode 8Joining the panel this week are Radio 1's Nick Grimshaw, Baby Spice Emma Bunton, TV presenting legend Dermot O'Leary and friend of the show Paddy McGuinness.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 8 - On The AutofrontLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Counterfeit Cat
A selection of episodes from the first series.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 2Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week, with the help of England's Jack Whitehall, South Africa's Nik Rabinowitz and New Zealand's Jarred Christmas.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 3David O'Doherty, Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards and Ellie Taylor join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to thrash out the hot stories of the week.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 6Peter and Judith have got mixed up in the dark arts of voodoo on their latest disastrous package holiday.
Nurse
Episode 1The first episode introduces some of the patients that Liz encounters during her home visits. Amongst those are Lorrie and her over-friendly, nosey neighbour Maurice, overweight Graham and his feeder mother, elderly rake Herbert, cat lady April and agoraphobic Billy and his ex-con friend.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 9 - Low StandardsTonight's episode of the Stewart Lee-curated stand-up show features Simon Munnery, Stephen Carlin, Hattie Hayridge, plus performance poet Paul Hamilton and some dancing from GrĂ¡inne Maguire.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 8More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
Nurse
Episode 2Liz becomes troubled by the relationship between Graham and his mother as Graham's daily diet of doughnuts and junk food continues, not to mention the bickering. Agoraphobic ex-con Billy finds himself in a spot of trouble and Liz meets a new patient called Jack who is a troubled young former soldier.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 10 - Niche ComedySatirist Andy Zaltzman is joined on tonight's line up by Alan Parker, Liam Mullone, Simon Munnery, Tony Law, Hattie Hayridge, and glasses wearing John Hegley. Backstage interviews from Stewart Lee.
The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 1Chris Ramsey is joined by Jimmy Carr and Natasia Demetriou who play a game of 'Pet Toy or Sex Toy' before battling a rowdy hen party in Gamewreckers as they go head-to-head in a Just Dance challenge. Chris tries to transform himself into a 'proper Geordie' on a train with helpful tips from Geordie Queen, Vicky Pattison.
Legends Of British Comedy
Episode 1 - "Stop Messin' About!" - The Very Best Of Kenneth WilliamsMatron! Kenneth Williams' saucy delivery made him one of our best-loved comic actors. Alongside rare footage, the Carry On team pay tribute to the late entertainer.