Television
TV schedule Sunday 13th May 2018

On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Dangerous LivingA newspaper report about the mortality rate of busmen leads everyone to insist Stan loses some weight. He's not pleased, but a date with a much younger clippie makes him think a bit of exercise couldn't hurt.

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 21 - Some HolidayWhen Sooty and the gang win a luxury holiday, none of them can wait to get packing. But with Sweep trying to mend the broken china, and Richard stuck on the phone, will they ever get away?

Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 23 - Cock A Doodle ShaunThe cockerel is missing and there's no one to wake up the farm. When Shaun discovers the cockerel has been snatched by the greedy fox, he sets off with Bitzer on a daring rescue mission. Will they get the cockerel back in time to wake up the rest of the farm?

A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 3, Episode 2 - Just Cause Or ImpedimentPeter's lined up for best man duties, but first he needs a suit. Then there's the small matter of getting to the church on time.

The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 10 - The Search of the Inner TigerIt's time for the zoo's new tiger cub to meet his massive, meat-munching, food-obsessed dad.

Boj
Episode 48 - Out of the BoxBoj, Pops and Mimi are invited to the Bleats' hi-tech house for tea. But when the house breaks down, Boj persuades the Bleats that gadgets aren't the only way to entertain!

Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 3 - LovestruckResus gets Luella to concoct a spell to stop his parents arguing but, as Luella is still a trainee witch, she gets the potion wrong and soon the whole town is feeling the love. Mrs Negative even falls in love with one of the nastiest characters on Scream Street! How will Luella and Resus get out of this mess?

A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 3, Episode 3 - Look Who's Coming For EverWhen her brother and sister-in-law head for a fortnight's holiday in Benidorm, Sheila's Dad comes to stay with the Barnes'. Peter isn't keen, but ends up hitting it off with the old man, who takes him for a round of golf.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Taj Mahal, IndiaThe grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?

Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.

Miranda
Series 1, Episode 6 - DogThe discovery of a handsome stranger's lost wallet in the shop prompts one of Miranda and Stevie's infamous competitions.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 4 - Desert Road TripBob is excited to see an amazing cactus that only flowers once a year, but the gang's race across the hot sandy desert slows to a crawl when Bitz and Purl over-engineer their vehicle.

Are You Being Served?
Pilot, Episode 1 - Are You Being Served?Trouble is afoot when the Ladies' Department and Gentlemen's Outfitting are told they must share the same floor.

Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 1 - Dear Sexy Knickers...Mr. Lucas decides to send a little love-note to Miss Brahms, but it goes awry: Mrs. Slocombe gets it instead...but she thinks that the sender's someone other than Lucas.

The Interviews
Series 2, Episode 5 - Bruce ForsythA profile of Bruce Forsyth, one of this country's greatest entertainers.

Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 4 - Atrocious ArtistsDiscover the most stolen painting in history and how Picasso and Dali found innovative ways of paying for things without using money.

Only Fools And Horses
A selection of ten episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Make Mine Mink
Comedy about a genteel, middle class group of misfits who become hobbyist thieves in aid of charity.

Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 3 - Deborah MeadenChat, music and comedy from Hacker T Dog and another tune from the Quarter Past Four O'Clock Club. Also, Hacker hopes Dragons' Den star Deborah Meaden will invest her time and effort in his flea-ridden ideas.

The Boy In The Dress
An adaptation of David Walliams's book about a 12-year-old boy who enjoys cross-dressing.

Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 18 - Terracotta Army, ChinaUbercorn shuts down Glitch's raucous rock performance leaving the Grandmaster determined to find a brand new crowd who'll love his loud music. He decides to travel to Chian in China so that the 1000-strong Terracotta Army can be his adoring audience.

Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 19 - Panama Canal, PanamaGrandmaster Glitch is late for the European Moustache of the Year award ceremony, and even worse, he's broken down!

Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule
Series 2, Episode 5Helping Harry Hill fill the fun capsule are actor Gaynor Faye, Countryfile's Anita Rani, Professor Robert Winston and comedy legends Cannon and Ball.

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
A group of British retirees travel to India to take up residence in what they believe is a newly restored hotel.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Richard E. Grant On... Ealing Comedies
Episode 3 - Killer JokesIn this episode Richard looks at one of the steamiest comedies to date, The Titfield Thunderbolt, a proper comedy about trains, and explores the story behind one of Ealing's most famous films, The Ladykillers, and why it continues to inspire again and again.

Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things That Go Bump In The NightThe van runs out of petrol in the middle of a huge storm, so the platoon have to take shelter in a large, dark and gloomy house.

'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the third series of the wartime sitcom.

BAFTA TV Awards
Sue Perkins presents the results of the British Academy Television Awards.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 6Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Alex Jones, Joe Wilkinson, Danny Dyer and Miles Jupp as they thrash out the hot topics of the week.

Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Episode 7Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and guest panellists Hal Cruttenden and Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Eddie The Eagle
Win or lose, always aim high. The story of Great Britain's first ski jumper to enter the Winter Olympics.

The Royle Family
Christmas Special - Barbara's Old RingIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Royles' and Barbara's gone overboard with the presents. "If you can't spoil your family at Christmas, when can you?" she asks, having spent a whole two hours in Poundland.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 7Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by Jack Dee, Victoria Coren, Matt Edmondson and Rob Beckett.

Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 2 - TarpetersUnder the watchful eye of Greg's loyal lapdog Alex Horne, Liza Tarbuck demonstrates her hatred of small toy men, Asim Chaudhry invents a new kind of rain hat and Alice Levine tries to work out the rules of darts.

The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 3 - Will's DilemmaSimon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.

The Trip
Feature length version of The Trip To Spain.

Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 17 - Virender And Nitin's Excellent Rice MagnetSam celebrates the return of the best ever film franchise, and reports on the best ever Indian fake-NASA-rice-magnet swindle. Plus Lembit Opik shares his thoughts on the House of Lords. With David Mills, Vanessa Feltz and Scott Capurro.

What A Carry On
Episode 12A riot of laughs feature in this compilation from the hit Carry On film series.

The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Trip To WarwickSimon and his new girlfriend Tara are going to visit her sister at university.

Brothers With No Game
Series 3, Episode 6 - Flashing LightsFollowing Theo's breakup with Monique, the guys take him to a special club night up north. A lads' night in foreign territory, what can go wrong?

The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 2 - Lust for Royston VaseyThe nosebleed epidemic takes hold, Royston Vasey receives a visit from the flamboyant Herr Lipp and his students, and Pauline gets a job serving fries at Burger Me!

Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fifth stand-up DVD, full of his controversal one-liners.

Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 6 - Danny Bhoy, Miles Jupp, Lee NelsonDanny Bhoy presents special guests Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 9Jimmy Carr hosts another game. Sean Lock and Seann Walsh take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Danny Dyer. Bill Bailey is in with Susie Dent.

What A Carry On
Episode 13A riot of laughs feature in this compilation from the hit Carry On film series.

Urban Myths: When Bowie Met Bolan
Fictional comedy drama about a young David Bowie and Marc Bolan painting an office.

Brothers With No Game
Series 3, Episode 7 - Love & BasketballDorian and his workmates are forced by Michael to play a special basketball game for team bonding. Darren proposes a new business venture to Simone and Lisa hoping to get them on board as partners.

The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Plague on Royston VaseyPauline tackles Ross about her job prospects. Butcher Hilary Briss has a spot of bother with one of his special customers.

Room 101
Series 2, Episode 7 - Bill Turnbull, Ben Miller, Jo BrandBBC Breakfast host Bill Turnbull, and comedians Ben Miller and Jo Brand try to put into Room 101 sneezing, other pedestrians and personalised number plates.

Jam
Comedy show from Chris Morris which delivers various unsettling sketches.

Room 101
Series 2, Episode 8 - Craig Revel Horwood, Sheila Hancock, Jon RichardsonStrictly Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood, actress Sheila Hancock and comedian Jon Richardson wish to banish people who tell jokes all the time, ladies' toilets and friends who get into relationships.

Through The Keyhole
Series 4, Episode 2This time, presenter Eamonn Holmes, singer Emma Bunton and presenter Jonathan Ross try to identify the mystery home owners.

Jam
Comedy show from Chris Morris which delivers various unsettling sketches.

Dara O Briain - Crowd Tickler
TV edit of Dara O Briain's 2015 stand-up show, Crowd Ticker.

Counterfeit Cat
A selection of episodes from the first series.

Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Episode 7Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and guest panellists Hal Cruttenden and Jacob Rees-Mogg.

The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 2 - Lust for Royston VaseyThe nosebleed epidemic takes hold, Royston Vasey receives a visit from the flamboyant Herr Lipp and his students, and Pauline gets a job serving fries at Burger Me!

Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 5A tourist information machine feeds eager London visitors with a load of nonsense.

Jack Dee - So What? Live
A TV broadcast of Jack Dee's 2013 stand-up show, his first in six years.

The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Plague on Royston VaseyPauline tackles Ross about her job prospects. Butcher Hilary Briss has a spot of bother with one of his special customers.

Room 101
Series 2, Episode 7 - Bill Turnbull, Ben Miller, Jo BrandBBC Breakfast host Bill Turnbull, and comedians Ben Miller and Jo Brand try to put into Room 101 sneezing, other pedestrians and personalised number plates.

Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 6It's the last episode of the series and the robots are going out with a bang.

Jam
Comedy show from Chris Morris which delivers various unsettling sketches.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 3, Episode 3 - Look Who's Coming For EverWhen her brother and sister-in-law head for a fortnight's holiday in Benidorm, Sheila's Dad comes to stay with the Barnes'. Peter isn't keen, but ends up hitting it off with the old man, who takes him for a round of golf.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 5This week, Jon Richardson is joined by Holly Walsh and rapper Example, whilst Sean Lock has actor John Hannah and Canadian comic Bobby Mair on his team.

Legends Of British Comedy
Episode 5 - "Oh, Miss Jones!" - The Very Best Of Leonard RossiterAn affectionate tribute to comic actor Leonard Rossiter, whose masterly portrayals of miserly landlord Rigsby and disenchanted Reggie Perrin live long in the memory.

George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Dorothy LettersWhen Mildred discovers a batch of love letters wrapped up in George's belongings, addressed to a 'Dorothy' and the most recent only four months old, she's naturally somewhat worried.

George & Mildred
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Business Like Show BusinessIt's Christmas, and Mildred has finally been given her first role in the Hampton Wick Players' annual pantomime - as one of Cinderella's ugly sisters.