Television
TV schedule Tuesday 24th April 2018
6:40am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 2 - OutThe Twirlywoos help a painter make an unusual work of art, and the Stop-Go Car has something surprising coming out of its boot!
7:35am
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 2 - Happy MotoringThe car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.
7:45am15 min
The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 12 - Who's Ze BossWhen news breaks that senior head keeper Matt is leaving the zoo, the search begins for the new boss.
8am
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Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 3Diana's exasperated by Tom's patriotism and reverence when Harvey excitedly reveals that Bayview is expecting a royal visit. But at least it offers another chance to punish the idiot Bains.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 22 - Go Jet Academy: Biogas PowerGlitch is excited when Lars refits the Grimbler with new, clean biogas boosters that could make it even faster than the Vroomster!
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 9 - Justin's CometJustin and Robert are having a stargazing party to watch the rare Justin's Comet, which is passing over Justin Town for the first time in a gazillion years. They set up a massive telescope so everybody can witness the event together.
8:40am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 1 - Rites Of PassageTV repair man Gary's search for a customer takes him over fifty years further than he intended. Or could it all be a dream? Finding himself in 1940s Britain, with the bombs raining around him, Gary soon discovers that he can handily walk between the present and the past. Unfortunately, this new-found gift sees him torn not only between two periods, but two lovers.
9am
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 16 - Timmy's TinsWhen Osbourne recycles the rubbish, Timmy gets excited by the possibility of turning old tin cans into toys.
9:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 16th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:30am
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When You Come Home
A repeat of this 1948 film.
9:35am
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 9 - Last Orders At The WinchesterThe Winchester Club is faced with permanent closure when one of Arthur's schemes backfires.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 25 - More About BehindThe Twirlywoos are at a theatre, watching as the actors play their parts.
11am
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Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 1 - GloriaAn unexpected visit from great aunt Gloria - mum's harshest critic - means emergency plans are needed. Mum has never told her about her and dad splitting up!
11:20am
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The Magnificent Two
Comedy film starring Morecambe & Wise as a pair of travelling salesmen who become entangled in a South American country's civil war.
11:20am
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 6 - Stranger In The NightAlf tells Sir Ralph that Lord Meldrum can't be having an affair with Lady Agatha because he was wounded in the artillery.
11:30am
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Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 2 - Surprise SurpriseIt's Millie's 13th birthday - a teenager at last!
11:55am
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sisters And BrothersHarvey's plans to attend the TUC conference in Brighton are scuppered, while Monty has stashed his pile of black-market gear in Rita's prefab.
12pm
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Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Italian VenusLovejoy is introduced to a rich landowner who will not share his inherited wealth with his impoverished brother.
12:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 1 - But Is It Art?When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.
12:35pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 7Emperor Napoleon plays in a very unusual chess match, a Victorian inventor builds an anti-seasickness ship with one small design flaw, a snowball fight breaks out at a public execution, and the British army hires a dead tramp to defeat the Germans in WW2.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 8 - The Mischievous Tinkle In Howard's EyesHoward discovers there are better ways than the mobile phone to contact other nature-lovers - and quite openly, too.
1pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 5 - Too Old... Or Too Nosy?Jean's sister-in-law Penny and her husband Stephen are visiting, but upon arrival it transpires they aren't talking. Sandy, meanwhile, has a holiday planned with boyfriend Harry.
1:05pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 5, Episode 7Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Charlotte and Harriette and special guests Sam Nixon, Mark Rhodes, Suzi Ruffell and Ray Bradshaw.
1:10pm
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The Pickwick Papers
Adaptation of Charles Dickens's celebrated comic novel.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 25 - More About BehindThe Twirlywoos are at a theatre, watching as the actors play their parts.
1:40pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Pay-OffThe local Council are determined to build a hospital next to Maplin's Holiday Camp. Joe Maplin sends a shoebox full of money to Jeffrey with instructions that he is to bribe the four councillors.
1:40pm
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Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 3Diana's exasperated by Tom's patriotism and reverence when Harvey excitedly reveals that Bayview is expecting a royal visit. But at least it offers another chance to punish the idiot Bains.
2pm
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Appointment With Venus
Major Valentine Moreland is tasked with rescuing a prized pedigree cow from the German-occupied Channel Island of Armorel.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 9 - Favour Of The MonthTracey's good deed backfires when she tries to help an ex-con.
2:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
2:30pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 5 - Haunted HankSchool bully Nick McKelty oversteps the mark when he picks on Hank's little sister Emily.
2:55pm
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 10 - Cars And Pints And PainsIf Arthur can't sell his second-hand cars, he'll just have to hire them out.
3pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 16th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
3:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 11 - Big Trouble In Little ClowntownWhen Professor Squawkencluck's Seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent, Cupcake.
3:40pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 2 - DI Why?When Zig and Zag's kitchen stool gets broken in a pancake-tossing incident, Mr Jones suggests DIY.
3:45pm
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Convict 99
Will Hay comedy.
3:45pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 12 - Friends In High PlacesThe canteen's cook, Mrs. Webb, is worse than awful and when confronted about her culinary skills promptly quits, leaving Blakey in the lurch. He recommends Mrs. Butler as her replacement to the area manager - and when she comes for an interview, it seems the two are old friends...
4pm
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 3, Episode 3 - Mrs. Lipton's Nasty TurnIvy finds out the truth about Alf's orphans and Miss Cissy decides to go into politics, much to Lord Meldrum's disgust.
4pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 13 - RoadworksMr Bean's tranquillity is shattered by deafening roadworks outside his bedroom window. Threats, sabotage and subterfuge all fail to quell the cacophony until Bean has the ingenious idea of feeding the workmen into peaceful submission. But the silence ends with a bang!
4:05pm
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Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 7 - Bird InsideThere's a pigeon on the loose inside the school and caretaker Dave is determined to catch it.
4:15pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 13 - Gardening TimeAt his wife's suggestion, the depot manager has instigated a gardening competition amongst the staff. Blakey's been keeping his own plants around his office for a while so is quick to sign up, but the only other entrant is Jack. With a prize at stake, their rivalry soon heats up!
4:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SofaThe sofa's springs explode under Mr Bean. Can he afford to buy a new sofa? Or will relaxing in front of the telly be a thing of the past?
4:45pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 12 - Periscope PerilPrincess Purl has lost her tiara and it turns out it's been taken by two naughty castle trolls who parade around showing it off high up in the castle.
4:50pm
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 5 - The FoundlingThe fine balance of normality is upset once more at Paradise Lodge when Flora discovers a baby abandoned on their doorstep in the middle of the night. But whose is it? And what's to be done with it?
5pm
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Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Italian VenusLovejoy is introduced to a rich landowner who will not share his inherited wealth with his impoverished brother.
5pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 5 - Too Old... Or Too Nosy?Jean's sister-in-law Penny and her husband Stephen are visiting, but upon arrival it transpires they aren't talking. Sandy, meanwhile, has a holiday planned with boyfriend Harry.
5pm
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Boj
Episode 3 - Hoppy BirthdayBoj helps Mia choose something special enough to give Rupa at her birthday party. But before Mia can hand her the wrapped-up skipping rope in comes Gavin with his gift: the Skipsolo 800! But Boj's boj-a-boom idea will make Rupa an even better present from Mia and get the buddies all skipping together.
5:10pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Lambert-Fisher Glacier, AntarcticaWhen Grandmaster Glitch builds his effigy in ice, his digging threatens the Lambert Glacier in Antarctica.
5:20pm
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George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 5 - Your Money Or Your LifeThe death of George's uncle gets him thinking about his own mortality - and how much he may be worth for insurance....
5:25pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 12 - Waffle's Day OutAJ takes Evie and Anaya swimming, but Waffle must stay at home with Simon. Refusing to miss out on the fun, Waffle begins an adventure of his own and sets off to find Evie.
5:35pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 1 - But Is It Art?When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.
6pm
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Pay-OffThe local Council are determined to build a hospital next to Maplin's Holiday Camp. Joe Maplin sends a shoebox full of money to Jeffrey with instructions that he is to bribe the four councillors.
6pm
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sisters And BrothersHarvey's plans to attend the TUC conference in Brighton are scuppered, while Monty has stashed his pile of black-market gear in Rita's prefab.
6pm
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Room 101
Series 6, Episode 7 - Rob Delaney, Davina McCall, Laurence FoxRob Delaney, Davina McCall and Laurence Fox attempt to banish people who order starters, 12 string guitars and cyclists in Lycra into the Orwellian chamber.
6:10pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 19 - The Great Beanotown Bake-OffPieface's all time hero, Cherry Bakewell, is coming to Beanotown to judge the annual bake-off.
6:20pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 1 - Asleep In The DeepA bomb hits Walmington's pumping station, where Walker and Godfrey are on watch. The efforts to free them from the wreckage are somewhat wasted after Mainwaring, Wilson, Pike, Frazer and Hodges are trapped with them... and then a broken pipe slowly floods the room with water.
6:40pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 7Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!
6:40pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 6David Mitchell and guest team captain Greg Davies are joined by Gareth Malone OBE, Amanda Abbington, Richard Osman, and Phill Jupitus.
6:45pm
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 18 - Light FingersOtto is up to no good and is taking things that don't belong to him. The friends must stop him and return the possessions to their rightful owner.
7pm
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You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 6 - Stranger In The NightAlf tells Sir Ralph that Lord Meldrum can't be having an affair with Lady Agatha because he was wounded in the artillery.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 7Emperor Napoleon plays in a very unusual chess match, a Victorian inventor builds an anti-seasickness ship with one small design flaw, a snowball fight breaks out at a public execution, and the British army hires a dead tramp to defeat the Germans in WW2.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 8 - The Mischievous Tinkle In Howard's EyesHoward discovers there are better ways than the mobile phone to contact other nature-lovers - and quite openly, too.
7:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 7This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Jack Dee, Romesh Ranganathan, Gaby Roslin and Tinchy Stryder.
8pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 2 - Keep Young And BeautifulFollowing questions in the House of Commons, it is proposed that older members of the Home Guard should join the ARP while younger members of the ARP join the Home Guard. It looks like most of Mainwaring's men could be in the firing line.
8:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hole In OneIn the middle of the worst, wettest winter in memory, all the brothers have to flog is sun-tan lotion. Things are looking grim until Uncle Albert falls down the cellar hatch at the Nag's Head: a big compensation package could set them up nicely. Unfortunately, Del's unaware of Albert's past...
9pm
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The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 2The comedy duo reunite to share backstage stories from some of their classic moments.
9pm
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Rooney
Comedy about Rooney, a Gaelic sportsman and Dublin rubbish collector, and his landlady's family.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the lie-based panel game.
9pm60 min
Last Laugh In Vegas
Episode 4Our nine British entertainers have spent over a week rehearsing for their dream gig in the entertainment capital of the world, but with just days to go before the big night, a heartbreaking tragedy hits Las Vegas. Saddened and shocked, the performers question whether the show should go on.
9:10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 4Sarah Millican, Chris Ramsey, Patsy Kensit and adventurer Bear Grylls, assist in identifying the week's hottest topics.
9:20pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mammy Rides AgainAgnes and Winnie gatecrash Maria's hen party, but realise that they have the wrong venue. Later, having invited Maria's snooty mother Mrs Nicholson to dinner, a nervous Agnes shores up her confidence with alcohol, but chaos ensues as the evening proceeds.
10pm
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The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 3The Two Ronnies share personal memories from their comedy career.
10pm90 min
Last Laugh In Vegas
Special - ShowtimeIt's showtime as nine showbiz legends take to the stage for their dream gig in the variety capital of the world.
10pm30 min
Cunk On...
Cunk On Britain, Episode 4 - Twentieth Century ShocksPhilomena and Mark Lawson examine the first half of the 20th Century, with two world wars but no world cup.
10:35pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 6 - Joe Lycett, Ivo Graham, Phil WangMischievous regular Joe Lycett hosts, and introduces the brilliant Ivo Graham and uniquely eccentric Phil Wang to the stage.
11pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 4Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.
11pm
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Porridge
A selection of episodes from the second series of the prison-based sitcom.
11pm
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Urban Myths: Backstage At Live Aid
A comedy drama imagining what happened back stage at the Live Aid event.
11pm
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The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 2, Episode 8Chris Ramsey welcomes radio presenter Nick Grimshaw, comedian Ed Gamble and rapper Big Narstie to his basement this week for more daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 1 - Sarah Millican, Russell Kane, Joe LycettThe series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.
11:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 9 - Favour Of The MonthTracey's good deed backfires when she tries to help an ex-con.
11:35pm
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 3Flylo ground crew member Taaj Manzoor bumps into Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint, and Customs Officers Roberts and Stewart try to work out what to do with a truly massive drugs haul.
11:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
11:45pm45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
Midnight
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QI
Series E, Christmas Special - EmpireA Christmas special with Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 10 (Channel 4: Series 11), Episode 6Sean Lock and Danny Dyer take on Joe Wilkinson and Gabby Logan. Meanwhile David O'Doherty is in Dictionary Corner.
12:15am
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
12:30am
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 5Russell talks masturbation in the cinema, uniform dating, and answers questions on cannabis and super powers. His guests are Katherine Ryan and Daniel Simonsen.
12:40am
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The Galloping Major
Comedy following a community that forms a syndicate to purchase and run their own racehorse.
12:40am
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12:50am
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Cockneys Vs Zombies
Comedy film about East End bank robbers who get caught up in a zombie infestation.
12:55am
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Celebrity Juice
Series 19, Episode 5Joining the panel this week are TV presenter Scarlett Moffatt, EastEnders actor Jake Wood, First Dates host Fred Sirieix and Geordie funny man Chris Ramsey.
1am
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sisters And BrothersHarvey's plans to attend the TUC conference in Brighton are scuppered, while Monty has stashed his pile of black-market gear in Rita's prefab.
1:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 5Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Ed Byrne and Hal Cruttenden.
1:30am55 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 6 - Joe Lycett, Ivo Graham, Phil WangMischievous regular Joe Lycett hosts, and introduces the brilliant Ivo Graham and uniquely eccentric Phil Wang to the stage.
1:30am
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 4The Pythons make it big in the States, release their first film, And Now For Something Completely Different, and then set out to make Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
1:30am
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Soho Theatre Live
Episode 4 - Richard GaddRichard Gadd takes to the stage running on a treadmill as he metaphorically flees from his inner demons and the psychological 'monkey' on his back. The comedian powerfully tackles issues of masculinity and mental health in this bold show.
1:55am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 5With Carol Vorderman, Myleene Klass, Russell Kane and Rufus Hound.
2am
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QI
Series E, Christmas Special - EmpireA Christmas special with Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Sean Lock.
2:25am
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 3Flylo ground crew member Taaj Manzoor bumps into Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint, and Customs Officers Roberts and Stewart try to work out what to do with a truly massive drugs haul.
2:40am
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2:45am
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Psychobitches
Series 2, Episode 4Featuring appearances from Lucrezia Borgia, Nefertiti, Gertrude Jekyll, Lady Godiva, Wallis Simpson, Marie Antoinette and more.
2:55am
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Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Cult comedy in which Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer present some very surreal comedy.
2:55am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 17Tom Wrigglesworth meets some rather posh folk, Paul Thorne's eyebrows are taking over, Lucy Beaumont has a trick, and Jeff Innocent looks a bit dodgy.
3am
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3:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 9The boys and their guests thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics. With guests Nick Grimshaw, Rachel Riley, Peter Serafinowicz and Daniel Sloss.
3:20am
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
3:20am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mistaken IdentityTonight the madcap Paul Foot is joined by the musical David O'Doherty, Nish Kumar, Michael Legge and Josie Long. Backstage chat with Stewart Lee.
4:15am
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Norman Wisdom Live
TV broadcast of late comedy star Norman Wisdom's popular stage act.
5:15am
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Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 5The mood is mixed at the annual Brent Park Barbecue, Dance and Fundraising Evening. Whilst everyone's trying to put on the best show possible, thoughts of Fred are never far from mind, and the presence of a few unexpected guests results in some rather unlikely liasons.