Television
TV schedule Thursday 12th April 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 14 - GoneThe Twirlywoos find out what happens when a toy train goes into a tunnel, and have some trouble with disappearing tea.
Lucky Feller
Episode 7 - The Power And The GloryThe local church needs some wiring repaired and Kath suggests to the vicar that Shorty and Randy should do it. When Shorty learns that Kath got them the job and she's waiting for them in the church, he decides that "this is the Moment" and plucks up his courage...
Lucky Feller
Episode 8 - The Families MeetIn high excitement, Shorty Mepstead has asked Kath and her parents to Sunday dinner. He plans to make a Very Important Announcement...
The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 4 - Stripy Mcbuttface Rides AgainMale zebra Stripy McButtface has a problem with his feet - his overgrown hooves mean he can't run to herd his females.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 9 - Seattle Space Needle, USAGlitch has attached huge rocket boosters to Grim HQ in an attempt to become the first Grandmaster in space.
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 5A spiritualist is in town and looks set to cause trouble between Diana and Tom. But Diana smells a fix...
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 1 - Justin's Last BadgeThings don't quite go as planned when Justin tries to get his last and most important Rambling Ranger badge - the Wild Camping badge.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 3 - California DreaminWhen Gary and Phoebe discover the lease on the Royal Oak has run out and Reg is retiring, they realise it is time to make plans for the future. Back in the 1990s Yvonne has her own heart set on big changes, but Gary isn't quite as keen to go along for the ride.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he begins to live a second life.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 7 - Timmy's TruckTimmy is determined to play with Otus's new remote-controlled truck, but his ambitious stunts end up breaking it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 30th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 17 - Gadget KidMr Bean is dogged by a young Japanese boy in the Science Museum and takes an instant dislike to the scallywag, until he sees what he has in his knapsack - gadgets so cool that you cannot get them in the West. So when a security guard tries to ruin their fun, they run away together - to Mars!
Goodnight Sweetheart
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he begins to live a second life.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 17 - More About CleaningThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a hall with a very dirty floor.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 18 - The VisitorMr Bean cannot place the face of the uninvited fat bloke on his doorstep. This blast from the past proves to be a blasted pain in the neck - eating him out of house and home.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Love Or MoneyPoppy arranges a secret assignation with James, and a fancy dress party is planned to celebrate Cissy's birthday which brings a few surprises.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 1 - Getting ResultsHarvey finds himself a job, but it is not quite what he wants to do.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Friends, Romans And EnemiesJunk or otherwise, death invariably yields up a fresh supply of objects to the antique trade. But old James Bexon saw everything in Pairs, and Lovejoy's own life could be at stake.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sex And The CountryMarlene discovers the farmhands concocting a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and manages to sneak a dose into husband Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make-up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girlfriend - until it transpires she's also his teacher.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 4 - Ben ShiresHacker tries to keep another show on air. Also Wilf and Herman attempt to present in the Opinion Parlour. His guest is the Officially Amazing Ben Shires.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 1 - The Second Stag Night Of Doggy WilkinsonDoggy is disappointed his second stag night might not be as exciting as his first, but help is near.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyJean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 3Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Charlotte and Harrison and special guests Johnny & Inel, Phil Wang and Jess Robinson.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 17 - More About CleaningThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a hall with a very dirty floor.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 2 - Peggy's Big ChancePeggy, the chalet maid, has a burning ambition to become a Yellowcoat. Jeffrey arranges an interview.
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 5A spiritualist is in town and looks set to cause trouble between Diana and Tom. But Diana smells a fix...
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 2We meet a surprisingly charming Stuart highwayman, the Captain of the Titanic holds the world's worst safety briefing, famous writer Mary Shelley pitches the movie of her life, and those violent Vikings show their softer side in a song.
Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 2 - Cold ComfortIt may be the coldest day in memory, but in the midst of a fuel crisis the store's heating has been turned off. To avoid freezing, each of the staff devises their own illicit methods of heat generation.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
Minder
Series 9, Episode 1 - I'll Never Forget Whats'ernameArthur is determined that his pub quiz team will defeat their old rivals. Unfortunately, his star performer is an escaped convict with the law on his trail.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 30th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 3 - Private HireStan is in an awkward position, somewhere between the dog track, his wages, and Mum's housekeeping money! After borrowing a small amount to tide him over from depot lout Basher, Stan's ready to do almost anything for money!
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 3 - Colonel Danger MouseWhen Colonel K disappears on a free holiday, Danger Mouse pulls rank and assumes the mantle of caretaker Colonel.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 2 - Trouble At The MillTeddy's actions cause a mass walk out at the factory and the Prime Minister is coming to dinner. Meanwhile Alf is consumed by thoughts of Lady Lavender -or rather her money.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he begins to live a second life.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 4 - Desert Road TripBob is excited to see an amazing cactus that only flowers once a year, but the gang's race across the hot sandy desert slows to a crawl when Bitz and Purl over-engineer their vehicle.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Ball GameThe house is sent into disarray when a crystal ball depicts strange visions - and then a burglary is discovered.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he begins to live a second life.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sex And The CountryMarlene discovers the farmhands concocting a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and manages to sneak a dose into husband Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make-up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girlfriend - until it transpires she's also his teacher.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Friends, Romans And EnemiesJunk or otherwise, death invariably yields up a fresh supply of objects to the antique trade. But old James Bexon saw everything in Pairs, and Lovejoy's own life could be at stake.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Stonehenge, EnglandCan the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 3 - Great ExpectationsRigsby is ecstatic to learn that he has inherited his Uncle George's fortune, but distressed at the clause that he must be happily married. Thankfully, Miss Jones is corruptable for a bit of shag pile carpet...
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 4 - Waffle ExploresIt's Evie and Doug's first playdate together with their friends. They try out their new ball pit, but Waffle can't join in because he's not toilet trained. He finds fun elsewhere.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyJean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 2 - Peggy's Big ChancePeggy, the chalet maid, has a burning ambition to become a Yellowcoat. Jeffrey arranges an interview.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 1 - Getting ResultsHarvey finds himself a job, but it is not quite what he wants to do.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 14 - Are We There YetiWhen the gang go on an adventure in search of the Beanotown Yeti, Walter follows with plans of his own for the rare beast, and Dennis and his chums must come to its rescue.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sgt - Save My Boy!Pike gets caught in the barbed wire on Walmington's beach, so it is up to Mainwaring and Wilson to cross a minefield in order to save him before the tide comes in.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 8 - Must Be A Good DancerSmiler's non-dancing policy comes between him and the woman of his dreams.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Love Or MoneyPoppy arranges a secret assignation with James, and a fancy dress party is planned to celebrate Cissy's birthday which brings a few surprises.
QI
Series M, Episode 9 - Messing With Your MindWith Tommy Tiernan, Sarah Millican and Josh Widdicombe.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 1 - The Second Stag Night Of Doggy WilkinsonDoggy is disappointed his second stag night might not be as exciting as his first, but help is near.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 5 - Don't Fence Me InThe platoon replace the resident guards at Walmington's local prison-of-war camp. The fact that the camp is full of Italians instead of Germans makes the job less appealing, but things become more interesting when it is suspected that Walker is helping the prisoners to escape.
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 3, Episode 9Katherine Ryan and Phil Wang play five video games; Rayman, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Time Crisis 5, Bee Bee Q and special endgame Let's Get Freddie To Rumble.
Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 2 - No Room For TwoIt's Friday afternoon and tomorrow Hank will be in charge of the coolest stall at the school fair - this weekend is going to be amazing! Except Emily's room is being redecorated and she will be sleeping in with Hank until it's done. Plus she's bringing Katherine with her. Maybe this weekend won't be so amazing after all.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 2 - Healthy CompetitionRodney has become disillusioned with being Del's look-out, and announces his intention to set up business with Mickey Pearce.
The Two Ronnies
Series 11, Episode 2Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Urban Myths: Marilyn Monroe & Billy Wilder
Comedy about the filming of Some Like It Hot.
Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 6 - Lollipop ManLee and Lucy object to the school lollipop man handing out lollipops to the kids.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 3Mark Watson, Stephen Mangan, Daniel Sloss and Vanessa Feltz take part in the comedy quiz.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 3Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Still Game
Series 8, Episode 6 - The Fall GuyIsa's pulse is set racing when her long lost friend, retired Hollywood stuntman Callum Coburn, returns to Craiglang.
Derry Girls
Series 1, Episode 4Derry is welcoming the 'Children of Chernobyl', and the Quinns are hosts to one of these 'children' - Katya.
The Two Ronnies
Series 11, Episode 3Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 4Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
A League Of Their Own
US Road Trip, Episode 3Freddie, Jack and Jamie drive into Sin City for three last make-or-break challenges.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 2Jon Richardson and Chris Addison go up against Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan, with David O'Doherty in Dictionary Corner.
Still Game
Series 8, Episode 6 - The Fall GuyIsa's pulse is set racing when her long lost friend, retired Hollywood stuntman Callum Coburn, returns to Craiglang.
Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 7 - MagicWhen Lucy's god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her twenty-four hours before the girl's birthday party, it is left up to Lee to decide on an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year olds.
Celebrity Juice
Series 19, Episode 4Joining the panel this week are EastEnders star Richard Blackwood, Happy Mondays' Shaun Ryder, popstar Ella Eyre, and Hollyoaks actor Gary Lucy.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 6It's the end of term and Will, Simon, Jay and Neil have the task of organising the School Prom.
In The Long Run
Series 1, Episode 4Walter's goddaughter Cynthia ropes the family in to help arrange her engagement party when he own father refuses to support her and her fiancé.
The Windsors
Series 2, Episode 2Camilla offers her kidney to a sick child; but when the girl survives an 'accident', Camilla realises she actually has to go through with it...
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
A selection of episodes from the first series.
Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 2A domestic disaster leads to Christine becoming Beth and Eric's houseguest.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 1 - Keeping Up AppearancesOn a visit to see Chris, Sharon notices that Darryl has let himself go; he's unshaven, with greasy unwashed hair, and has picked up equally filthy habits. But Tracey's such a regular visitor that she's not noticed his gradual decline, and doesn't take too kindly to Sharon pointing it out.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 4 - Ross NobleJack Dee presents some top stand-up comedy, with guest comic Ross Noble.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison take a look at this week's burning issues. The guests are Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey. Josh Widdicombe sits in for an ill Andy Parsons.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
Urban Myths: Marilyn Monroe & Billy Wilder
Comedy about the filming of Some Like It Hot.
Play To The Whistle
Series 3, Episode 5Footballer Michail Antonio, tennis matriarch Judy Murray and comedian Joel Dommett join the teams, with comedian Romesh Ranganathan returning as Frank's regular wingman and fellow funnyman Seann Walsh keeping an eye on the scores.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Highlights Special - Best BitsJimmy Carr is joined by team captains Sean and Jon for an episode of best bits from the 15th series. Among the guests featured are Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Danny Dyer, Joe Wilkinson and Alex Jones.
The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 2, Episode 7Chris Ramsey welcomes comedian Mo Gilligan and reality stars Lydia Bright and Ollie Locke to his basement this week for some daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats!
Come Fly With Me
Episode 6Peter and Judith have got mixed up in the dark arts of voodoo on their latest disastrous package holiday.
Plebs
Series 4, Episode 1 - The AccidentFollowing a catastrophic industrial accident, the boys respond in their own ways: Marcus immediately seeks financial compensation, while Grumio prefers to 'go to seed' at home. Then Jason, a cheery out-of-work builder steps into their lives.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mark Makes A FriendMark attends a work conference and in the process makes a new friend, Alan Johnson, which upsets the 'El Dude' partnership.
In The Long Run
Series 1, Episode 4Walter's goddaughter Cynthia ropes the family in to help arrange her engagement party when he own father refuses to support her and her fiancé.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 1 - Getting ResultsHarvey finds himself a job, but it is not quite what he wants to do.
Plebs
Series 4, Episode 2 - The CriticDespite only being open a few days, the boys' bar receives a devastating '1 Fork' review from Athena, the leading food critic in Rome. Grumio invites her back for a re-match with his experimental new menu; while Jason can't stop hiring waitresses.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison analyse the week's news. With guests Greg Davies, Gary Delaney and Jo Caulfield.
Minder
Series 9, Episode 1 - I'll Never Forget Whats'ernameArthur is determined that his pub quiz team will defeat their old rivals. Unfortunately, his star performer is an escaped convict with the law on his trail.
Sean Lock: Purple Van Man
An edited TV broadcast of Sean Lock's 2013 stand-up DVD.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dream JobMark is up for promotion at work, but loses out to Sophie. Jez starts a new job at the music studio Super-Hands works at, although he's only allowed to work on reception.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 7 - Home-Made SaunaDeborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.
Games That Lovers Play
Sex comedy starring Joanna Lumley, Richard Wattis, Penny Brahms and Jeremy Lloyd.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 6It's the end of term and Will, Simon, Jay and Neil have the task of organising the School Prom.
Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 2A domestic disaster leads to Christine becoming Beth and Eric's houseguest.
The Windsors
Series 2, Episode 2Camilla offers her kidney to a sick child; but when the girl survives an 'accident', Camilla realises she actually has to go through with it...
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 11Andrew Ryan is not too impressed with marriage, Angela Barnes has too many ailments, Peter White became fat in a day, and Funmbi Omotayo talks the Olympics.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 4 - Ross NobleJack Dee presents some top stand-up comedy, with guest comic Ross Noble.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 11 - Love MeTonight Maeve Higgins is joined by Andy Zaltzman, Glenn Wool, Stephen Carlin and ridiculously funny Aussie Sam Simmons. Stewart Lee meets the acts backstage.