Television
TV schedule Friday 2nd March 2018
7:20am
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The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fair ExchangeSarah is mistakenly captured by a couple of bumbling Russian agents, and getting little support from drummond or Maxwell, Piglet goes about securing her return himself.
7:50am
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Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 4Threatened by Harvey with eviction over non-disclosure of a small arthritis-like joint condition, Diana begins a journey of soul-searching, and starts preparing Tom for life at the home without her. He, however, is determined not to accept her being thrown out of Bayview.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Taj Mahal, IndiaThe grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
8:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 8 - There's Something About A SoldierYvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past?
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 5 - Robot DayThings soon turn messy when Justin surprises Robert and insists on giving his best robot friend a special day to remember for 'Robot Day'.
9:10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 14 - More About SmallerThe Twirlywoos watch an artist make his clay sculpture's head smaller. The Twirlywoos then have a go and make the whole sculpture smaller and smaller until it is smaller than the Twirlywoos!
9:40am
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Minder
Series 5, Episode 5 - Second Hand PoseAfter being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business.
11:05am
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 9 - Auto EroticaWhen Nick wins an old car in a poker game, he wants to use it for parts but Ben tries his best to restore it to it's former glory... sadly with little success. Will he and Susan ever get to Dorset for their anniversary weekend away? Meanwhile, Abi finds Michael in her room and has some fun teasing him.
11:15am
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Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 3 - Mardy Mary Queen Of ScotsWe follow the young Mary as she stumbles from young girl in Scotland, to Queen in France, back to Queen in Scotland, and finally to Elizabeth I's public enemy no. 1 - with a bit of Queenian Rhapsody thrown in for good measure! Meanwhile across the world we meet silver-nosed Danish scientist Tycho Brahe, and Mr H gives us his unique take on the epic Battle of Lepanto in another History's Craziest Fools.
11:40am
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My Hero
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Party's OverIt's Janet's 30th birthday, but an earth girl hitting the Big 3-0 means nothing to the Ultron male. So when Janet says she doesn't want to discuss it and then changes her mind, poor George isn't quite sure what to do. As always, he turns to his cousin Arnie for advice.
12:15pm
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Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 4Threatened by Harvey with eviction over non-disclosure of a small arthritis-like joint condition, Diana begins a journey of soul-searching, and starts preparing Tom for life at the home without her. He, however, is determined not to accept her being thrown out of Bayview.
12:25pm
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Hacker Time
Series 6, Episode 1 - Kimberly WyattKimberly Wyatt from Taking the Next Step is flushed in to the studio to join Hacker and the team for more weird and wonderful TV. Also, there is a mutiny on board when we take to the seas with Admiral Lawnmower and his crew.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 4 - Incredible Journey Of Norman CleggHoward won't reclaim his picnic accessory from Clegg until Pearl is out of sight.
1pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 3 - Living Together, But Where?Jean and Lionel decide the time has come for them to begin living together. However, there is some confusion about who is to go and live with whom! Will they end up still living apart?
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 14 - More About SmallerThe Twirlywoos watch an artist make his clay sculpture's head smaller. The Twirlywoos then have a go and make the whole sculpture smaller and smaller until it is smaller than the Twirlywoos!
1:40pm
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Bread
Series 4, Episode 5Billy and Adrian both leave home and Nellie decides to teach them a lesson by delivering their belongings to them personally. They both realise that the grass is not so green on the other side and return home - while Shifty appears to be going in the opposite direction.
1:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Weaver's TaleTom's latest plan is to buy a loom and that he and Barbara should begin producing their own cloth. By happy coincidence, it seems Margo has her heart set on a loom - but Jerry, with Barbara's encouragement, is keen to curtail her spending.
2:05pm
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Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 19 - Timmy Goes CampingHarriet and Osbourne take the class to a field where they have put up a tent, but Timmy will not join in.
2:15pm45 min
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 1, Episode 5 - Toil And TroubleLu and Frank try to exonerate local criminal Billy after the mayor is murdered in the dead of night.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 5 - Can't Judge A BookSharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.
2:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
3pm
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 9 - Auto EroticaWhen Nick wins an old car in a poker game, he wants to use it for parts but Ben tries his best to restore it to it's former glory... sadly with little success. Will he and Susan ever get to Dorset for their anniversary weekend away? Meanwhile, Abi finds Michael in her room and has some fun teasing him.
3:35pm
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My Hero
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Party's OverIt's Janet's 30th birthday, but an earth girl hitting the Big 3-0 means nothing to the Ultron male. So when Janet says she doesn't want to discuss it and then changes her mind, poor George isn't quite sure what to do. As always, he turns to his cousin Arnie for advice.
3:35pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 9 - Strictly Zig & ZagThere's a hole in Zig and Zag's wall and a trip to the mini-mart to get some filler ends up with them dancing their way to a solution.
3:45pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 11 - The AllowanceA new clippie arrives at the depot, but she is no ordinary woman! A committed feminist, it's not long before Jack's turned her to his advantage in the never-ending war against the Inspector, as all the clippies demand extra pay for public convenience visits on their routes.
3:45pm
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Wrong Man-AceDennis is mistaken for a Beanotown baddie while in disguise to sneak into 12A film. At first Dennis loves being treated like a celebrity, but as things begin to go awry his friends have to save him by revealing his real identity and capturing the real diamond-stealing baddie!
4pm
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4:15pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 26 - WantedBean is mistaken for an escaped convict and carted off to jail.
4:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 12 - Friends In High PlacesThe canteen's cook, Mrs. Webb, is worse than awful and when confronted about her culinary skills promptly quits, leaving Blakey in the lurch. He recommends Mrs. Butler as her replacement to the area manager - and when she comes for an interview, it seems the two are old friends...
4:20pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 21 - Tepui Mountains, VenezuelaFoz, Kyan and Lars are climbing a Tepui in Venezuela, with Xuli exploring this amazing place in her Vroomster.
4:50pm
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 5 - The FoundlingThe fine balance of normality is upset once more at Paradise Lodge when Flora discovers a baby abandoned on their doorstep in the middle of the night. But whose is it? And what's to be done with it?
5:20pm10 min
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 5 - Waffle GrowsIt's Waffle's last day at the Brooklyn-Bells' but he still finds time to upset neighbour Mrs Hobbs. Simon hears Waffle speak. Will he finally agree that the family can keep the special dog?
5:25pm
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Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 1 - Black MagicNew tenant Philip is continuing to cause a stir; Rigsby and Alan can't quite believe that he has 10 wives and Miss Jones is entertaining the notion of their engagement. Philip does nothing to discourage their curiosity when he claims to have inherited supernatural powers.
5:30pm30 min
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 5, Episode 9Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Avril and Polly and special guests JB Gill, Storm Huntley, Victoria Cook and Luke Kempner.
6pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 1 - Back In FashionAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:10pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 3 - Living Together, But Where?Jean and Lionel decide the time has come for them to begin living together. However, there is some confusion about who is to go and live with whom! Will they end up still living apart?
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 4 - Incredible Journey Of Norman CleggHoward won't reclaim his picnic accessory from Clegg until Pearl is out of sight.
6:45pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Christmas Special - Thicker Than WaterWhen Rodney opens the door to a stranger at the flat he soon learns from Grandad that it's his long lost father, Reg. As Del returns home from the pub, his anger is abated when Reg tells them he is ill and it may be hereditary. The subsequent blood test results threaten to split the brothers up.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 3 - Mardy Mary Queen Of ScotsWe follow the young Mary as she stumbles from young girl in Scotland, to Queen in France, back to Queen in Scotland, and finally to Elizabeth I's public enemy no. 1 - with a bit of Queenian Rhapsody thrown in for good measure! Meanwhile across the world we meet silver-nosed Danish scientist Tycho Brahe, and Mr H gives us his unique take on the epic Battle of Lepanto in another History's Craziest Fools.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 5 - Beware Of The Hot DogWesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.
7:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
7:30pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 5, Episode 9Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Avril and Polly and special guests JB Gill, Storm Huntley, Victoria Cook and Luke Kempner.
8pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 6 - Sweet And Sour CharityJerry's bid to take over from Sir takes a slight knock, Margo regrettably declines the lead in the play through principle and Tom and Barbara's land becomes polluted with an oil spill from next door. Bad news all round until Jerry's day picks up at the end!
8:40pm
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 7 - AnniversaryNobody is having much of a good life as Tom and Barbara keep hitting problems in their garden and Jerry looks like he has been passed up for promotion. The series ends with great highs and devastating lows.
9pm
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Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the comic historic saga.
9:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Longest NightWhile out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.
10pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
10pm
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Chris Ramsey: All Growed Up
TV broadcast of Chris Ramsey's DVD debut stand-up show, All Growed Up.
10pm30 min
QI
Series O, Highlights SpecialMore of the best bits from Series O, with Sandi Toksvig, Alan Davies and guests.
10pm65 min
The Last Leg
Series 13, Episode 6This week the trio are joined by Line of Duty and Broadchurch star Vicky McClure and writer, actor and comedian Tom Davis.
10:10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 8Alan Shearer, Jason Manford, The Saturdays' Frankie Sandford and her footballer boyfriend Wayne Bridge get involved in the sports fun.
10:30pm55 min
Funny Women: Jo Brand
Channel 5 celebrates the life and career of one of the UK's funniest ladies, Jo Brand.
10:30pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 3This time, celebrity chef Gino D'Acampo stands in for Holly as team captain opposite Fearne Cotton, as comedian Paddy McGuinness, Coronation Street's Shayne Ward, reality star Charlotte Crosby and presenter Caroline Flack join the panel.
10:40pm
The Young Offenders
Series 1, Episode 4Conor and his mam Mairead's much-loved fridge, bought by Conor's dad, has finally given up on them.
11pm
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Smack The Pony
Series 3, Episode 1Indiscreet undercover police officers botch their case. An ex-punk with an unfortunate tattoo is searching for a date, and a woman undergoes a painful full-body wax.
11pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 7The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.
11pm
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Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live
TV edit of the 2010 stand-up show Lockipedia Live, starring Sean Lock.
11:30pm
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Smack The Pony
Series 3, Episode 2One woman isn't happy about what her boyfriend gets up to while she's away, while another hasn't quite got the hang of sexy messaging. A doctor has a peculiar attraction.
11:35pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by David O'Doherty and Katherine Parkinson, and Lee Mack is joined by Bill Turnbull and Louie Spence.
11:50pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 8Carol Vorderman, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Rob Beckett and Sara Pascoe are the guests on this episode.
Midnight
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Prevenge
Post-feminist revenge movie directed by and starring Alice Lowe as a pregnant woman on a killing spree.
Midnight
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Jon Richardson: Nidiot
A TV broadcast of Jon Richardson's 2014 stand-up DVD.
Midnight
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The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 8Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks to activist and writer Harry Leslie Smith. Stand-up from Paul Chowdhry.
12:15am
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Mock The Week
Series 13, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain and the team present a special end of series show featuring new material, out-takes and favourite bits.
12:55am
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1:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 6Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Bill Bailey and Josh Widdicombe. Jake Yapp joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
1:15am
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Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 1 - La CouchetteOn board the sleeper from Paris to Bourg St. Maurice, a motley collection of passengers try to get a quiet night's sleep as the train makes its way across France. But as the sleeping compartment fills up, the chances of that begin to look highly unlikely. In Deuxième Classe, everyone can hear you scream...
1:35am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by David O'Doherty and Katherine Parkinson, and Lee Mack is joined by Bill Turnbull and Louie Spence.
1:55am
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Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 2 - The 12 Days Of ChristineChristine Clarke brings a new man back to her flat from a New Year's Eve party, and immediately her life starts to unravel. Who is the terrifying stranger that keeps appearing in the flat at night?
1:55am
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Minder
Series 4, Episode 11 - A Well Fashioned Fit UpArthur's sortie into haute couture lacks the glamour he anticipated when he, and not Terry, ends up minding the frocks.
2:10am
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Stella
Series 3, Episode 8Ben is suspended from school. Luke, meanwhile, is let go by the police but can't escape the suspicions of those around him.
2:15am
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Al Murray Live: Barrel Of Fun
Britain's best-known pub philosopher serves up his own special brew of comic bar-room banter in his 2010 show, Barrel Of Fun.
2:25am
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Bull
Episode 1 - A Fabergé Egg (1905)Kindly local shopkeeper Mr Richards has a set of priceless Fabergé eggs that need restoring. When one of the eggs goes missing, Rupert and his team come up with a number of schemes to try to rustle up a replacement.
3:05am
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Damned
Series 2, Episode 3Rose is pelted with food before meeting up with Dennis, where she bumps into Al and Nitin on an awkward double date with a UKIP pin-up and her sister.
3:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 4Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rachel Riley, David O'Doherty, Louie Spence and Joe Lycett.
3:15am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Ticket MachineMum and Olive decide to become mail-order agents, but grossly misunderstand how profitable it'll be, leaving Stan with a huge debt to pay off. Jack thinks he has the answer in the form of an 'expropriated' ticket machine...
3:40am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Football MatchThe depot establishes a football team, and with the promise of £5 for each player should they win their upcoming match, Stan's keen to join - even with Blakey as trainer. But when the star player is injured, they face a much bigger challenge than imagined!
4:10am
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George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 6 - Fishy BusinessMildred accidentally disposes of George's beloved goldfish, Moby. He's initially distraught, but soon decides to give homing pigeons a try...
4:35am
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George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 7 - I Gotta HorseMildred's sister Ethel makes rare contact, enquiring about an old model of their father's. Mildred doesn't think anything of it, until a rather enlightening chat with Ann...