Television
TV schedule Saturday 3rd February 2018
6am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
6:10am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 26 - Chicken & EggThe Bottom Knocker Street kids join forces to hide a giant chicken and egg without using a single egg pun. Eggciting or what?
6:20am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 38 - History HomeworkThe kids learn at first hand about Christopher Columbus.
7:10am
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Death ListWhen Jim hears about secret bugging and phone-tapping he instructs Sir Humphrey to implement numerous privacy precautions. But his mind is changed, fairly rapidly, when he hears he's on a terrorist group's hit list.
7:10am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 29 - If You Can't Stand The HeatOn a blisteringly hot day, the Flock want to cool off in the Sheep Dip, but first they have to find some way to keep the Farmer and Bitzer away.
7:20am
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The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 9 - Going ApeNaomi the grey gibbon and Gambira the orangutan share and island but famously don't get on. Naomi likes everything to be clean and tidy, while Gambira is messy with poor personal hygiene. Everyday they shout and chase each other - until one day Naomi mysteriously disappears. At first, Gambira can't believe her luck - she finally has the place to herself without her bossy roommate, but then Jurgen the gorilla decides he's moving in and Gambira begins to miss her old island buddy. Was Naomi really that bad?
7:30am
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Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 2 - WednesdayTahj struggles in his french lesson and 8B are subjected to Mr Christopher's musical skills.
7:35am
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Boj
Episode 14 - Song For MimiIt's Mimi's birthday! Pops makes Mimi a drum kit. Boj wants to create his own present for Mimi but can't find a quiet spot to record his special song for her. So instead Boj re-mixes all those noises made by her friends in Giggly Park - sounds which Mimi loves and gets everyone dancing at her party.
7:45am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 1 - Rites Of PassageTV repair man Gary's search for a customer takes him over fifty years further than he intended. Or could it all be a dream? Finding himself in 1940s Britain, with the bombs raining around him, Gary soon discovers that he can handily walk between the present and the past. Unfortunately, this new-found gift sees him torn not only between two periods, but two lovers.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 23 - Go Jet Academy: Hurricane RescueGrim HQ struggles through the sky above the Atlantic Ocean, fighting against the powerful winds of a hurricane.
8:10am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 24 - The Valley Of Balls, KazakhstanThe Go Jetters travel to the Valley of Balls in Kazakhstan, where they find thousands of rocks which are almost perfectly round. Meanwhile, Grandmaster Glitch is seeking the ideal ball to use to practice his bowling - something big and heavy.
8:20am
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Real PartnershipSir Humphrey and Sir Frank form an unlikely bond over the increase in Civil Service pay salaries. The Prime Minister, however, is far less easily convinced.
9am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 6Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
A selecton of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:35am
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Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
9:45am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 6, Episode 5Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
10am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 5, Episode 5Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Ellie and Ruby and special guests Tom Allen, Steve Bugeja, Martin Dougan and Athena Kugblenu, who battle it out in a series of rounds and challenges.
10:35am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 5Granville buys a large display item to inject sunshine into shop life on the day of Kevin's wedding. However, Kevin is the world's most reluctant bridegroom.
11:15am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6Granville's scheme to sell salami as an erotically charged new product called Yaggis is in danger as a customer's husband returns seeking redress. Cyril and Eric need advice on how to impress their wives, Mrs Featherstone's plan to snare Mr Newbold as a fourth husband is not going well, and Granville has to quickly sell some damaged tins of chilli beans.
11:20am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 5The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.
11:50am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of five episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
11:50am
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 9 - Ken KongDuring a swimming test in the middle of winter in the dreaded Strange Hill swimming pool, the kids discover a mysterious paradise island in the middle of the pool.
12:40pm
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Millie Inbetween
A selection of seven episode of the children's comedy.
1pm
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Johnny English
He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows... nothing! A film about bumbling secret agent Johnny English.
2pm
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Micawber
Episode 4 - Micawber And The AristocracyMicawber is appointed under-butler to an eccentric aristocratic family, but his life as a servant is compromised in an unexpected way.
2:45pm
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Carry On Cleo
The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra. Caesar's plan goes awry when Antony is captivated by Cleopatra.
3pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
3:50pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 26 - Nomads, MongoliaGrandmaster Glitch is out on a camping expedition in Mongolia. There's not much around except a group of Mongolian nomads - people who travel around the country with their animals, camping in amazing tents called gers.
4pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 27 - Go Jet Academy: Compass NavigatorsKyan and Foz are working on their compass navigation skills and need to find the North Tower within a magnificent maze in order to pass their academy test.
4pm
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Mr Bean's Holiday
The disaster-prone Englishman wins a holiday to Cannes, but on his travels he unwittingly separates a young boy from his film director father.
4:10pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
5pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "Bouquet").
5pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of three episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
5:30pm30 min
Harry Hill's Tea Time
Series 2, Episode 5 - Sanjeev BhaskarGoodness Gracious Me and The Kumars' Sanjeev Bhaskar joins Harry Hill for an Elvis special of his crazy 'cooking' show. Brilliantly weird recipes, hilarious clips and comedy sketches are all on the menu as Harry continues to put his madcap spin on all things culinary.
6:50pm
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Mr Bean
A selecton of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
7pm
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7pm60 min
Greatest Celebrity Wind-Ups Ever!
Series 1, Episode 6Amongst tonight's stunts: Simon Cowell concocts an elaborate windup for fellow X Factor judge Louis Walsh, with a supposed audition for him to become a judge on the American series.
7pm
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Red Dwarf
A selection of three episodes of the sci-fi sitcom.
8pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Brush With The LawAfter one of the wardens sees a light shining from the church hall, Hodges believes he has Mainwaring on an indefensible charge. Mainwaring is sure of his innocence, but Captain Square's presence as Chief Magistrate does not bode well!
8:05pm
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The Best Pair Of Legs In The Business
Comedy drama following out-of-luck entertainer Sherry Sheridan as he tries to reinvigorate his career and save his marriage.
9pm
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The Office
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Ricky Gervais sitcom.
9pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Episode 2Olivia Colman, Rhod Gilbert and The Great British Bake Off judge Paul Hollywood attempt to out-fact each other.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 14 (Channel 4: Series 15), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Josh Widdicombe take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Sara Pascoe. Bill Bailey is in Dictionary Corner.
9pm
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The Inbetweeners 2
Comedy sequel to smash-hit 2011 film The Inbetweeners Movie. Will, Simon, Jay and Neil head off on an Australian road trip.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
9pm45 min version
QI
Series O, Episode 14 - OddballsTune in for the odd ball games, but be sure to stay for the vegetarian goatsuckers - you won't regret it. With Jimmy Carr, Victoria Coren Mitchell and Jason Manford.
9pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episods from the seventh series of the lie-based panel game.
9:30pm55 min
Through The Keyhole
Series 5, Episode 5This edition's star-studded panel are actor Shane Richie, number whizz Rachel Riley, and Blur bassist Alex James.
9:35pm
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Little Roy
Series 2, Episode 5 - GoalsRoy fears Bill and Mr Jones will ruin the atmosphere at the family barbecue with their ultra competitiveness. Becky, Tristan and Roy decide to teach them the importance of teamwork to make them friends instead of rivals.
9:45pm45 min version
Live At The Apollo
Series 13, Episode 1 - Sara Pascoe, Gary Delaney, Larry DeanThis episode of the award-winning Live At The Apollo is hosted by the awesome Sara Pascoe as she introduces rising comedy star Larry Dean and master of the one-liner Gary Delaney to the stage.
10pm
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10pm
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10:25pm30 min
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 4 - Sam's Animal MagicBill Oddie teaches Sam how to talk to the animal kingdom and the panel speculates about the 'Night Watcher'. With Zoe Lyons, Rob Deering and Jake Yapp.
10:55pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 2 - Josh Widdicombe, Celia Pacquola, Nathan CatonThis week, star of the BBC sitcom Josh, and The Last Leg, Josh Widdicombe, hosts as he introduces the brilliant Nathan Caton and Australian comic Celia Pacquola to the stage.
11pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 2Jon Richardson and Chris Addison go up against Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan, with David O'Doherty in Dictionary Corner.
11pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 5 - Negative NancyThis week, insults and Katy Perry's American flag dresses are considered for their offensiveness, and Dave, masquerading as his own wife, sets about finding a man on Tinder.
11:10pm
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About Time
Richard Curtis rom-com with a time-travelling sci-fi twist.
11:30pm
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Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 3Featuring a battle between Dane Baptiste and Tez Ilyas; and newlyweds Bobby Mair and Harriet Kemsley.
11:55pm
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 7 - Tangled WebsNow dumped by Joanna, Alan tries to find something else to take his mind off things, so he tries religion, under the guidance of the rather attractive hospital chaplin. Martin gets his exams results back but is too nervous to read them, and Guy prepares for his World Guyball Championship semi-final.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
12:05am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel/quiz show mash-up. In this episode, Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett take on Sean Lock and Michelle Wolf, with Adam Riches in Dictionary Corner.
12:25am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 2, Episode 5James Corden referees as the Reds and Blues butt heads in round five of the panel show. Chart-topper Tinchy Stryder and sports presenter Clare Balding join in the fun too.
1am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 11 - Going SteadyStan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.
1am
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episods from the seventh series of the lie-based panel game.
1:05am
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Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fifth stand-up DVD, full of his controversal one-liners.
1:10am
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 8 - Slave AuctionEast Hampton is holding a slave auction to raise some money, with Caroline, Guy, Lyndon and Alan putting their names down as auction lots. Mac reveals that his has got a new job, but it is in Sheffield and has to move. Sue learns of Caroline's love for Mac and decides to stop her - by killing her.
1:20am
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1:25am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 12 - The SqueezeMoney is tight at home, so both Arthur and Stan investigate ways of increasing their income. Arthur's been repairing his motorbike and the pair wonder if there's someone out there gullible enough to buy it.
1:25am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 5Stand-up comedian Rob Beckett, former Olympic athlete Denise Lewis and boxer James DeGale are next in line to join James Corden and the ALOTO boys for more laughs, trivia and wacky challenges. This week, the guests don giant foam trainers to compete in a tricky heptathlon, while Freddie Flintoff faces off against Jack Whitehall in a heated fencing challenge.
2:15am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 7 - Playing AwayFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
2:25am
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The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 4Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with Richard Branson. Stand-up from Phil Ellis.
2:45am50 min version (repeat)
2:50am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 1 - HairTony returns from his holidays sporting a beard, and Dorothy moves in with Gary.
2:55am
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Derry Girls
Series 1, Episode 5The Quinn family are rushing to get out of Derry before the Orange Parades start.
3am45 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 3David O'Doherty, Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards and Ellie Taylor join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to thrash out the hot stories of the week.
3:20am
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The Thick Of It
Series 4, Episode 1Tensions are running high in DoSAC. It is launch day for 'Silicon Playgrounds', a new digital youth policy - and Number 10 spin doctor Stewart Pearson delivers the bombshell that the PM wants digital-illiterate Peter Mannion to launch it. What could possibly go wrong?