Television
TV schedule Wednesday 29th November 2017
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 2 - Dare DennisA bungled attempt at a stunt leads Dennis to accidentally become an internet star and Beanotown celebrity. But his moment of fame is short-lived and he is soon replaced by Walter's cat who can play the piano. Dennis has to stage the best stunt yet to gain back his audience.
Yes Minister
Special - Party GamesHaving been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 12 - Big PenfoldThe world is in jeopardy and the only thing that can save it is a 1,000ft Penfold.
Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 3 - Extra-Curricular TeachingJuan Castanetta takes another unusual approach to teaching Spanish, Mr Capp tries to be cool and proves he is anything but, and Mrs Winstone has an unusual proposition for Jasmine.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 37 - Mount Rushmore, USAWhen the Grimbots add Glitch's face to those of the presidents on Mount Rushmore they cause a major mudslide.
The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 8 - Zoo's Got TalentWho is the most popular animal at the zoo? There's only one way to find out - by counting which cuddly toy sells the most.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 1 - HottyspottyitisEvery time Justin and Little Monster sneeze something messy happens in Justin's house. Helped by a doctor download, Robert does his best to cure the pair of their Hottyspottyitis.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 5A dispute with a farmer over the right to use a public footpath backfires on Martin as he campaigns to liberate footpaths for the use of all the public. He finds that the same footpath runs through his back garden as well...
Sorry!
Series 4, Episode 5 - A Little Something Set AsideThe breaks go Timothy Lumsden's way until he's snookered behind the washing machine.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Inventions GameSooty's latest Inventions take the gang onto a TV game show. Can they win over the show's judge, 'The Boss' or will Sweep throw a bone in the works? Guest starring John Thompson.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 18 - More About Upside DownThe Twirlywoos are in a very smart cafe, hiding behind some upside down cups.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 18 - More About Upside DownThe Twirlywoos are in a very smart cafe, hiding behind some upside down cups.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 13 - RunawayWhen the school play looks like being cancelled Nero gets angry and runs away from home. Clem is forced to go with him and they are confronted by some very awkward truths.
Sorry!
Series 4, Episode 5 - A Little Something Set AsideThe breaks go Timothy Lumsden's way until he's snookered behind the washing machine.
Fit
Episode 6Find out what one dad really gets up to when he 'goes to work', watch a one-sided fight between a boxer and a vending machine and meet some synchronized swimmers who can't break the habit.
The Boys In Blue
Comedians Cannon and Ball take on the roles of two local policemen in a dozy English village.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
The Zoo
Series 1, Episode 8 - Zoo's Got TalentWho is the most popular animal at the zoo? There's only one way to find out - by counting which cuddly toy sells the most.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 4 - Once In A Moonlit JunkyardJunkyard. The arrival of a sinister-looking motorcyclist fills Compo with fear.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 13 - The End Of TerminatorFollowing the breakdown of a swathe of antiquated equipment, the school board gives Strange Hill a full high-tech makeover, complete with CCTV-like monitoring, computerised dispensers and robotic teachers. But all is a little too perfect for Mitchell, Becky and Templeton's tastes.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 5A dispute with a farmer over the right to use a public footpath backfires on Martin as he campaigns to liberate footpaths for the use of all the public. He finds that the same footpath runs through his back garden as well...
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 18 - More About Upside DownThe Twirlywoos are in a very smart cafe, hiding behind some upside down cups.
A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.
The Brittas Empire
Series 6, Episode 5 - We All Fall DownBrittas plays with fire once again, organising the eternal flame for the leisure centre's World Peace and Hunger Day celebrations.
Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 8 - School SleepoverMr Rock is holding a sponsored school sleepover and it's the best thing ever... or at least it would be if Hank didn't also have to find time to make up for years of lousy Mother's Days by making his mum the perfect present.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 5 - ConfidenceDorien joins the Open University as Tracey struggles with the great school of life.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 3 - Our Speaker TodayBarbara offers to do Margo a favour by filling in for a speaker at one of her groups. Her talk on self-sufficiency quickly comes to the attention of Lady 'George' Truskett who asks her to do the same talk at a few other locations. This absense from home causes Tom some problems and Margo is jealous of Barbara and George's relationship.
The Indian Doctor
Series 1, Episode 3 - Young HeartsThe Indian Doctor's wife, Kamini Sharma, is still desperate to leave the village of Trefelin. But as she tries to escape, she finds herself becoming the only person who can help local tearaway Dan when he gets into trouble.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
Zig And Zag
Episode 13 - Bitter Then YouZig and Zag demonstrate how breaking a world record can be a bittersweet experience.
The Indian Doctor
Series 1, Episode 3 - Young HeartsThe Indian Doctor's wife, Kamini Sharma, is still desperate to leave the village of Trefelin. But as she tries to escape, she finds herself becoming the only person who can help local tearaway Dan when he gets into trouble.
Morecambe & Wise: The Greatest Moment
Documentary and clip show in one, showcasing the best sketches from the inimitable Morecambe & Wise catalogue.
Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 3 - Extra-Curricular TeachingJuan Castanetta takes another unusual approach to teaching Spanish, Mr Capp tries to be cool and proves he is anything but, and Mrs Winstone has an unusual proposition for Jasmine.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 49 - Pizza BeanMr Bean orders a takeaway pizza, but when it arrives he feels let down by the size of it. So he sets out to bake his own unique Teddy-shaped pizzas. Under the name Pizza Bean, his pizzas become extremely popular and very soon business is booming. Then rival pizza producer Don Crustyoni sees his profits plummeting and decides to make Mr Bean an offer he cannot refuse.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 22 - The Wieliczka Salt Mine, PolandGrandmaster Glitch's digging causes a flood in the Wieliczka Salt Mine. Can the Go Jetters save the famous salt statues?
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 4 - Rainforests Of Sumatra, IndonesiaWhen Grandmaster Glitch invents the world's most pungent perfume, he finds he needs one more ingredient: the super stinky aroma of the titan arum, a huge flower that blooms once every few years in the rainforests of Sumatra.
The Two Ronnies
Christmas Special - Christmas Night with the Two RonniesHugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
Treasure Hunt
Short of money, the owners of Ballyroden Hall attempt to run it as a guest house - but not everyone is happy about the plan.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dinmaker DivaDennis and the gang are fed up with dinner lady Olive's completely inedible school dinners. In their mission to 'drop the slop', they discover a poster of her past career as a singer. The gang ask her to join The Dinmakers - hoping she'll swap a life in the kitchen for fame. However, after unleashing Olive's inner diva, their new mission is how to get Olive back into the kitchen!
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 43 - The Spy Who Came In With A ColdGreenback unleashes a new strain of elephant flu upon the world! Will Penfold's immunity to the virus save the day?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 4 - Once In A Moonlit JunkyardJunkyard. The arrival of a sinister-looking motorcyclist fills Compo with fear.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Brown LagoonMr Watson is still terrified of the monsters in Scream Street, so Luke and Mrs Watson decide to take him on a relaxing weekend camping.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 1Today's show features an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, and more.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 2 - Rocky's Wedding DayLionel's father is getting married and Sandy is newly single. Jean and Lionel have key roles to play in the nuptials, but events on the wedding day go awry.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 3 - Our Speaker TodayBarbara offers to do Margo a favour by filling in for a speaker at one of her groups. Her talk on self-sufficiency quickly comes to the attention of Lady 'George' Truskett who asks her to do the same talk at a few other locations. This absense from home causes Tom some problems and Margo is jealous of Barbara and George's relationship.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 8 - DepartureLouisa is leaving for Spain, Bert struggles with party plans, and Al is hailed a hero for saving Caroline's life.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 9Ben and Harriet are grilled this week by Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan. Can they win thousands of pounds?
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 49 - Pizza BeanMr Bean orders a takeaway pizza, but when it arrives he feels let down by the size of it. So he sets out to bake his own unique Teddy-shaped pizzas. Under the name Pizza Bean, his pizzas become extremely popular and very soon business is booming. Then rival pizza producer Don Crustyoni sees his profits plummeting and decides to make Mr Bean an offer he cannot refuse.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
Bobby And Harriet Get Married
Episode 6 - Why Are We In The Hospital, Harriet?The honeymoon appears to be over as Harriet reacts badly to a snap pea but almost nothing will get in the way of the couple's attempts to reach Santorini.
Lee Evans Live From The West End
A one-off live performance from the comic genius, recorded at the Lyric Theatre in 1995.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 4 - Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Jack WhitehallKevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mammy Of The GroomWith his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some pre-wedding jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for his nuptials? Meanwhile, Cathy gives her mother a book on homosexuality, leading Agnes to wonder who in her family is gay.
Fonejacker
Series 1, Episode 3The Mouse calls pest control to enquire about the possibility of exterminating humans and the Indian Call Centre employee has some free ring dings to giveaway.
Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 2 - Survival Prepping In UtahRussell and Ninette have come to Utah to meet and train with the Preppers, people who are all set for Armageddon. The Howards team up with a crack team who prepare them and transform them into action heroes so they are ready to face the Zombie Apocalypse - although it may be Ninette who can teach the Preppers a thing or two.
Yes Minister
Special - Party GamesHaving been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...
Sick Note
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Golden GrainFinally, it looks like Daniel and Dr Glennis have everything covered and now they can focus on making Daniel's fake illness more believable.
The Rebel
Series 2, Episode 4 - DrugsWhen Charles's ex-wife is arrested in a drugs bust, Henry and Charles embark on a novel scheme to raise money for her defence lawyer.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 1With guests Fern Britton, Richard E Grant, Martin Clunes and Sanjeev Bhaskar.
Detectorists
Series 3, Episode 4Lance is obsessed with finding the thief that stole his gold, which means he can ignore the melodrama going on at home. Andy's lies are catching up with him too. They decide camping out is the safest option.
Man Down
Series 4, Episode 6Dan is caught in a race against the clock to prove credentials as a dad, but a terrifying figure from his past surfaces to seek revenge. Brian decides to call time on modern "feral" dating and Jo must decide who she really is.
Bounty Hunters
Series 1, Episode 6Barnaby and Leah fly to Mexico to give the cartel what they were promised once and for all.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 4 - Valentine's DayIt is Valentine's Day and headmaster Mr Fraser plans to help the shy kids find love.
John Bishop Live: Elvis Has Left The Building
John Bishop performs stand-up comedy in front of his home crowd, illustrating why he has become one of the nation's top comedians.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Beast Of Royston VaseyThe schoolchildren get a visit from the incompetent Legz Akimbo Theatre Company and the Denton children get cousin Benjamin in more trouble than he can possibly imagine.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 6 - Mammy's MiracleAgnes Brown thinks everyone has gone mad. Father Quinn is losing his faith as fast as he loses parishioners. Newlyweds Dermot and Maria won't stop fighting. And Grandad has decided he'd like to witness his own funeral.
Scot Squad
Series 4, Episode 3PCs Singh and McKirdy gallantly help out a hen do transport their obscene inflatable, while Chief Commissioner Miekelson's attempts at international diplomacy involves shouting loudly at a computer during a video conference.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 2With Jason Manford, Ruth Jones, Jack Dee and Peter Serafinowicz.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 6Jon Richardson and Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas. Pappy's join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 4 - DonkeyFollowing on a theory of appearing a 'donkey' in comparison to Patsy's 'racehorse', Edina commits herself to lose weight. Will the desired effects be seen fast enough?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 5 - ConfidenceDorien joins the Open University as Tracey struggles with the great school of life.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 4 - Adam Hills, Jamali Maddix, Michelle WolfAustralian comedy star and host of Channel 4's The Last Leg, Adam Hills hosts as he introduces US comic Michelle Wolf and sharp-witted Jamali Maddix to the stage.
The Two Ronnies
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Two Ronnies Old Fashioned Christmas MysteryHugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 6Jonathan Ross, Doctor Who actor Matt Smith, and British hurdling champion Perri Shakes-Drayton join the teams. Plus Kriss Akabusi pops up too.
Play To The Whistle
Series 2, Episode 6The regulars are joined by presenter and journalist Piers Morgan, England rugby star Danny Cipriani and comedian Katherine Ryan.
Andy Parsons: Slacktivist
Andy Parsons returns to the stage with his one man stand-up show Slacktivist.
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 1 - Len Goodman, Ronni Ancona, Tim VineJoining Frank Skinner for the first show are Strictly's generous Head Judge Len Goodman, actress and impressionist Ronni Ancona and pun-master Tim Vine. Choices up for possible disposal include all foreign food.
Absolutely Fabulous
Christmas Special - GayIt's Fashion Week season; London's over, and New York's due up next. A fortuitous time, therefore, for Gran to let slip that Serge is gay and living in the Big Apple. Eddy resolves to track him down - after all, how many gay men can there be in New York?
Mock The Week
Series 13, Christmas SpecialThe regulars test out Christmas products, reminisce about yuletide visits to A & E, a long living goldfish and harps. There's also the customary out-takes reel, a seasonal Scenes We'd Like To See and Hugh Dennis voicing a royal newsreel.
The Cottage
Comedy horror about brothers who kidnap a crime boss's daughter and hold her for ransom in a secluded country cottage.
French And Saunders
2003 Specials, Christmas Special - French And Saunders ActuallyMadonna and Britney, Rosemary and Thyme and free running are among this season's targets for the duo.
Bobby And Harriet Get Married
Episode 6 - Why Are We In The Hospital, Harriet?The honeymoon appears to be over as Harriet reacts badly to a snap pea but almost nothing will get in the way of the couple's attempts to reach Santorini.
Bounty Hunters
Series 1, Episode 6Barnaby and Leah fly to Mexico to give the cartel what they were promised once and for all.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 4 - Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Jack WhitehallKevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Fashion ShowIt's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 4 - Adam Hills, Jamali Maddix, Michelle WolfAustralian comedy star and host of Channel 4's The Last Leg, Adam Hills hosts as he introduces US comic Michelle Wolf and sharp-witted Jamali Maddix to the stage.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Gig And The GirlfriendSimon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.
Hoff The Record
Series 2, Episode 1 - Death HoaxThe series opens with a botched attempt at raising Hoff's profile by faking his death.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 3More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
Bob Monkhouse On The Spot
Series 2, Episode 4The comedian delivers one-liners at the audience in a quickfire question and answer session. With guest singer Madeline Bell.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Episode 1Let the games begin as funnyman Dara O Briain, former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm and Stella herself, Ruth Jones, join Lee Mack.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 16Tonight at the Comedy Store: Nish Kumar is ethnically diverse; Bobby Mair meets a dwarf drug-dealer; John Robins researches the vajazzle; and Chris Ramsey talks about Twitter.
Bobby And Harriet Get Married
Episode 6 - Why Are We In The Hospital, Harriet?The honeymoon appears to be over as Harriet reacts badly to a snap pea but almost nothing will get in the way of the couple's attempts to reach Santorini.