Television
TV schedule Saturday 4th November 2017
6am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 19 - It's A Dog's LifeIt's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course? Guest starring The Krankies.
6:45am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 24 - Taller And TallerThe Twirlywoos build a tall tower of profiteroles in a bakery kitchen, and have to make themselves taller and taller by stacking on top of one another in order to reach the button on the ever growing Fruit Tea Machine.
7:10am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 41 - Brian BrainComedian Brian Brain hosts an evening for all of the Scream Street residents and manages to hypnotise everyone, except Luke. When a number of expensive items go missing, can Luke find out who's really behind the thefts?
7:15am
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Sorry!
Series 1, Episode 5 - Does Your Mother Know You're Out?Timothy's keen to see a reissue of Gone With The Wind at the cinema, but mother wants him to paint inside the cupboard under the stairs. Victor spies opportunity to make a bet, and Frank attempts to empower his friend.
7:45am
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Bob Monkhouse... The Million Joke Man
Episode 1 - First Steps To StardomPaul O'Grady presents the definitive look at the life and career of Bob Monkhouse, starting with the trials and triumphs of his early years.
7:50am
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Fire Maidens From Outer Space
A repeat of this 1956 film.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 49 - The Blue Mountains, JamaicaTrouble brews in Jamaica when Glitch's campfire threatens a coffee plantation.
8:40am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
9:07am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 10 - Thanksgiving SinnerDanger Mouse and Penfold receive a crash course in the customs of America's oldest holiday when they cover for Jeopardy Mouse as she takes time off for Thanksgiving.
9:35am
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Zig And Zag
Episode 4 - ZollercoasterZig and Zag accidentally create the worlds scariest roller coaster, all for a 'high-speed mid-ride' photo!
10:43am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 40 - All 5itIt's time for Danger Mouse to face the music when he goes undercover as the fifth member of Quark's mega-popular (but secretly evil) boy band.
11am
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 15Know-it-all antiques 'expert' Ann Teak examines a valuable piggy bank, gardener Will Barrow has problems with a thirsty butterfly, newsreader Arthur Sleep tells some more groan-inducing jokes, and fitness guru Keith Fitt demonstrates how to do press-ups.
11:15am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 33 - Easter Island, ChileWhen the Grimbots build their own Easter Island statue, it collapses and threatens the ancient Moai statues.
1pm
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The Best Pair Of Legs In The Business
Comedy drama following out-of-luck entertainer Sherry Sheridan as he tries to reinvigorate his career and save his marriage.
1pm
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Eat Your Heart Out With Nick Helm
A selection of four episodes of Nick Helm's food-based comedy.
1:15pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 9 - Anger ManagmentLily gets angry when Rob plans to pair with Jenny Jones in the school's 3-legged fun run.
1:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1:30pm
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Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule
Series 1, Episode 4Helping Harry fill his capsule with hilarious moments this time are actors Sally Lindsay and Philip Glenister, comedian Joe Lycett and TV and radio host Sara Cox.
1:45pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 10 - MegasaurusMrs Griggs launches a mentoring scheme and Maxwell picks Ollie. At first Ollie is flattered, but he soon becomes fed up with Maxwell beating him at chess.
3:10pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
4:05pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 33 - Easter Island, ChileWhen the Grimbots build their own Easter Island statue, it collapses and threatens the ancient Moai statues.
4:05pm
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St Trinian's 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gold
The girls of St Trinian's are back - and this time they're racing a secretive, corrupt organisation to discover pirate treasure.
4:15pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 5 - Go Jet Academy: Artificial ReefKyan, Lars and Foz pick up litter on the Academy beach after a storm, while Xuli dives down to check the coral reef. She spots something in the murky depths: a huge rusty submarine lies across the reef, and the moustache on the bow means it must belong to Grandmaster Glitch. What's worse, it's leaking oil!
5pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the lie-based panel game.
5:05pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 15Know-it-all antiques 'expert' Ann Teak examines a valuable piggy bank, gardener Will Barrow has problems with a thirsty butterfly, newsreader Arthur Sleep tells some more groan-inducing jokes, and fitness guru Keith Fitt demonstrates how to do press-ups.
5:40pm
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The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 2 - Deals And MisdemeanoursDeals And Misdemeanours explores all the hooky deals and bent gear the Trotters have 'knocked out' in and around the markets stalls of Peckham, which would always land Del and Rodney in some sort of trouble.
6pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the first series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
6:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 3 - Chain GangWhen offered the deal of the century by a new acquaintance, Del puts together a consortium to help purchase a suitcase full of gold chains. Predictably, the plan goes catastrophically wrong.
7pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8pm
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David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 2Episode 2 charts Sir David's transition from comedy sidekick to major TV star and follows his attempts to make the breakthrough as a leading man on sitcoms.
8pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 10 - MegasaurusMrs Griggs launches a mentoring scheme and Maxwell picks Ollie. At first Ollie is flattered, but he soon becomes fed up with Maxwell beating him at chess.
8:30pm
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Tell Me Another
Series 3, Episode 2Stories about their families and friends. This week starring: Roy Castle, Henry Cooper, Clement Freud, Alfred Marks, Jack Parnell, Marjorie Proops, Joan Turner.
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 2 - Keep Young And BeautifulFollowing questions in the House of Commons, it is proposed that older members of the Home Guard should join the ARP while younger members of the ARP join the Home Guard. It looks like most of Mainwaring's men could be in the firing line.
8:35pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 1A young couple has to live in their car for their baby's sake, Claire is 'not drunk enough' and Nan accuses a social worker of stealing her clothes. Also, is Beyoncé "bling bling" or "bing bing"?
9pm
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Citizen Khan
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Adil Ray sitcom.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 2 - Jack Dee, Seann Walsh, Milton JonesJack Dee is joined by special guests Seann Walsh and Milton Jones.
9pm60 min
Josh Widdicombe: What Do I Do Now... Live
Edited TV version of Josh Widdicombe's 2016 stand-up release.
9pm
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Living The Dream
Series 1, Episode 1The Pembertons pack up their home in not-so-sunny Yorkshire and head for Florida and the promise of beautiful weather at the Kissimmee Sunshine Park. What dad Mal discovers upon their arrival is ... not quite as he'd expected.
10pm
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Up North
Series 2, Episode 2 - Golfing Up NorthMick, Geoffrey and Skint Flint go for a round of golf while Rosie and Rebecca trick Penelope into giving them a false alibi, not realising she is being framed for the fire. Later the Police arrest Penelope for setting fire to the pub. Local con Slasher Jenkins is still on the run from the law after he escaped from Donny Prison and Dada the gorilla is out to cause more trouble.
10pm45 min version
QI
Series O, Episode 3 - OceansTune in to hear one publisher's suggestion for a radical improvement to Moby Dick. With Aisling Bea, Joe Lycett and David Mitchell.
10pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 18, Episode 8Fearne Cotton and special guest team captain Ed Sheeran go head to head in a series of hilarious games and challenges. Joining the panel this week are TV presenter Chris Kamara, Geordie comedian Chris Ramsey and X Factor judge Louis Walsh.
10pm
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Bounty Hunters
Series 1, Episode 2Nina is scared for her family's safety and moves them into the Walker home.
10:05pm
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Sarah Millican: Home Bird Live
Third live show from Sarah Millican, edited from the 2014 DVD release of the same name.
10:05pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 12, Episode 10 - Jodie Foster, David Walliams, Roisin Conaty, Debbie HarryWith Oscar-winning actress and director Jodie Foster, comedian and best selling children's author David Walliams, and stand-up comedian and GameFace star Roisin Conaty. Legendary singer Debbie Harry also chats to Jonathan before joining her best-selling group Blondie to perform in the studio.
10:25pm30 min
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 42 - DirtyrottergateSam gets to the bottom of the Westminster sleaze scandal with help from Ann Widdecombe, Germaine Greer and 'gossip correspondent' Jacob Rees-Mogg. And the panel try to figure out what happened to fireworks night. With Susie Boniface, Grainne Maguire and Andre Walker.
10:30pm
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 5Leo and Geo are this week's victims in love and putting their relationship to the test when they are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. Will they chose love or money?
10:45pm
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The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 7Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks Ku Klux Klan with blues musician Daryl Davis. Musical comedy from Harry & Chris.
11pm
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The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 7Ron Manager is confused by the concept of a female sports anchor person.
11:30pm
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The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 8The Off Roaders go white-water rafting and Rowley Birkin presents a slide show.
11:35pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 5, Episode 1 - Like Top Gun All Over AgainIn the first episode, Dave explores whether a knock-off can ever be as good as the real thing. For Dave, this involves examining DVDs, baking and his favourite band, Bucks Fizz...
11:45pm
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A League Of Their Own
US Road Trip, Out-takes - UnseenTune in for outtakes, pranks and bloopers in this special episode of unseen footage from the lads' US adventure.
12:05am
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The Trip
The Trip, Episode 1 - The Inn At WhitewellWhen Steve's girlfriend decides to leave him, he is faced with a week of meals for one. Reluctantly, he calls Rob, the only person he can think of who will be available. Their first stop is the Inn at Whitewell.
12:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 1Sean Lock and Henning Wehn go up against Jon Richardson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Tom Allen joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters with 'help' from Joe Wilkinson.
12:35am60 min version (repeat)
12:40am
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Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
12:50am
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Timewasters
Series 1, Episode 5The band visit Victoria's country house for the weekend, and decide to enjoy a game of murder mystery.
1am
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Stand Up Central
Series 3, Episode 6Chris Ramsey is joined by James Acaster and South African born Pierre Novellie.
1:15am
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The Last Leg
Series 12, Episode 6 - Stand Up 2 Cancer SpecialAdam, Josh and Alex are joined by Man Down stars Greg Davies and Roisin Conaty.
1:20am
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Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
1:35am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 4, Episode 1Stephen Fry, Sandi Toksvig, Sara Pascoe and Alex Edelman take their seats at the table revealing a range of personal stories including how to handle annoying neighbours, how to 'come out' and why the drugs definitely don't work.
2am
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French And Saunders
2002 Specials, Christmas Special - French And Saunders's Christmas PuddingsDawn French and Jennifer Saunders find themselves house-sitting for a rock star over Christmas, during which time they sample some television favourites and offer a new angle on Monarch of the Glen and Tipping the Velvet.
2am
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Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing
TV broadcast of Josh Widdicombe's 2013 stand-up DVD.
2:20am
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Viral Tap
Episode 3Caroline Flack, Carly Smallman and Matt Richardson are joined this week by David Morgan and Made in Chelsea's Jamie Laing.
2:30am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 8Joining David's team this week are comedian John Bishop and star of Gavin And Stacey, Joanna Page. With Lee are EastEnders actress Patsy Palmer and comic actor Chris Addison.
2:50am
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The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 7Ron Manager is confused by the concept of a female sports anchor person.
3am
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Sean Lock: Purple Van Man
An edited TV broadcast of Sean Lock's 2013 stand-up DVD.
3:10am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 9The boys and their guests thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics. With guests Nick Grimshaw, Rachel Riley, Peter Serafinowicz and Daniel Sloss.
3:15am
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The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 8The Off Roaders go white-water rafting and Rowley Birkin presents a slide show.
4am
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The Estate Agents
Episode 3 - HomelessHomeless Devlin has slept the night at the office. A mysterious crate turns out to be a six-legged mountain cat for pop idol Michael Jackson. With adult humour some might find offensive.
4:30am
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The Estate Agents
Episode 4 - Night OutAfter a successful sale, the guys go on a night out. Jerry wakes up with a 'boiler' and England wakes up with a man called Steve. With adult humour some might find offensive.