Television
TV schedule Friday 30th June 2017
The Admiral's Secret
Crooks are after the Admiral's valuable diamond.
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 6 - We Shall Not Be MovedWhilst Mildred is away for the weekend, Mr. Roper intends to evict Robin, Chrissy and Jo and turn their flat into 6 separate "self-contained living units".
Minder
Series 5, Episode 5 - Second Hand PoseAfter being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business.
The Piglet Files
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sex, Spies And VideotapeFlint suffers an attempted mugging on the street near her home, and falls for the handsome stranger who comes to her aid. Meanwhile, Piglet is given permission to tell Sarah who his employer really is, as the department is involved in filming a recruitment video to engage the public.
The Piglet Files
Series 3, Episode 4 - In Which We ServePeter and the rest of the department are on the trail of a French agent. The operation takes them to a hotel hosting an industry conference.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 5 - Niagara Falls, Canada and USAGlitch blocks Niagara Falls to give Grim HQ a mud bath. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
Sorry!
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Primal Scene, So to SpeakTim gets tied up in a bedroom farce when he tries his hand as a writer.
As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 3 - The BathroomWhen Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath, Jean thinks it is time the house had another bathroom.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sydney Opera House, AustraliaGlitch turns the Opera House into an opera boat to enter a race around Sydney Harbour.
Little Roy
Series 2, Episode 5 - GoalsRoy fears Bill and Mr Jones will ruin the atmosphere at the family barbecue with their ultra competitiveness. Becky, Tristan and Roy decide to teach them the importance of teamwork to make them friends instead of rivals.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 2 - Bustin GroovesRobert invites supercool pop star Bustin Grooves to lunch, but no matter what they do, Bustin just won't sing. Guest starring Darren Hart.
All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 12 - WreathCharlie causes chaos for two different sets of mourners when he attempts to replace a funeral wreath. Meanwhile, Hannah tries to prove that she has a kind and generous spirit.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 2Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 2 - We Have Put Her Living In The TombVictor and Margaret agree to look after Kylie the tortoise whilst Margaret's god-daughter Jennifer goes on holiday. Meanwhile, they set about decorating the new house.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
All At Sea
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas in Scarborough and Charlie, keen to make money, goes into business as a shopping mall Santa - but can he avoid the anger of local parents and disappointed children? Meanwhile, Hannah is dating a new boy because he gives very expensive Christmas presents, and Louie thinks Santa is a dangerous criminal.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 8 - More About Coming And GoingThe Brass Band visit the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat - but are they coming or going?
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 23 - The Silent MovieWhen Sooty accidentally destroys one of Richard's old films, the gang decide to replace it with one they've made themselves. But will it be good enough to impress Mr Slater's grandchildren?
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 24th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 10Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Asante and George and special guests Chris Johnson, Dominique Moore, Tom Allen and Luke Kempner.
Minder
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Long Ride Back To ScratchwoodArthur scores an own goal when he is persuaded to buy up 2,000 tickets for the England v Scotland football match at Wembley.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 6 - Final StretchGodber's case is coming up before the parole board, and with his clean record and his O Levels, he's sure to sail through it. Unless his feud with Jarvis - all brawn but little brain - escalates. Can he turn the other cheek, or has a man got to do what a man's got to do?
Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...
Roy
Series 4, Episode 5 - Too Cool For SchoolThe gang are amazed when Niall draws a picture of Mr Hammond on Roy, and the drawing comes to life! However, what happens when cartoon Hammond starts to fade?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 4 - Some Enchanted EveningThe unattainable Nora becomes available and Compo presses his suit.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 7 - DIYWhen the Farmer pops out for more supplies, Bitzer is left in charge of decorating and calls on the flock for help. He soon realises this may be a terrible mistake as they have their own way of doing things - painting and decorating isn't their strong point!
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 8 - The RabbitThe Farmer's niece has come to visit, bringing her precious pet rabbit. The Farmer entrusts Bitzer to look after it while they go inside for lunch. All in a day's work - until the rabbit disappears. Shaun and the flock are called to action to help track down the illusive pet before the niece discovers it's missing. But do they understand what they're looking for?
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 7 - Read All About ItEngaging in some journalism for the school paper, Mitchell decides it's easier to make stories up than look for real ones. Then they start coming true...
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 8 - More About Coming And GoingThe Brass Band visit the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat - but are they coming or going?
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 3Following a health scare, Tom's doctor fears that his mind is the part of his body in the worst state. As his close friend, Diana is roped in to cheer him up, but accidentally talks him into a suicide bid!
As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 3 - The BathroomWhen Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath, Jean thinks it is time the house had another bathroom.
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 5 - Roy O'ClockBill tells Roy about Mr Barker's special cuckoo clock and Roy is extremely curious to see it.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 6 - MiceDalentrace is infested with mice, Tracey blames Sharon for keeping her bedroom in a mess. Sharon's idea of getting a cat doesn't work quite as planned and Dorien's workman isn't quite who she said he was.
Sorry!
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Primal Scene, So to SpeakTim gets tied up in a bedroom farce when he tries his hand as a writer.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 2 - We Have Put Her Living In The TombVictor and Margaret agree to look after Kylie the tortoise whilst Margaret's god-daughter Jennifer goes on holiday. Meanwhile, they set about decorating the new house.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 3 - California DreaminWhen Gary and Phoebe discover the lease on the Royal Oak has run out and Reg is retiring, they realise it is time to make plans for the future. Back in the 1990s Yvonne has her own heart set on big changes, but Gary isn't quite as keen to go along for the ride.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Zig And Zag
Episode 8 - It Came From ZogZig and Zag turn their hands to the movie business - but they are only in it for the free popcorn.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 24th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 4 - Threatening WeatherPlunged into darkness after a power cut on a sweltering summer night, Victor and Margaret reflect on their lives, hopes and fears.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Highlights Special - Savage Songs SpecialA special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring songs from the series, including King Alfred singing about his burnt cakes, and Henry VIII singing about his love of reformation. With host Rattus to guide the way.
Chance Of A Lifetime
A repeat of this 1950 film.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 2Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 7 - Three Of A KindWhen Robin is hospitalised to have his tonsils removed, Chrissy takes on two of his friends in a spot of poker. The trouble is, she has no idea how to play...
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 1 - Dad's New FlatDad, Amber and co move into a bigger flat - with an extra bedroom. But when Fran, Jake and the girls clash over who will have the new room, Millie and Lauren feel pushed out and decide the answer is to stay permanently at mum's house.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fawcett's PythonMiss Jones raises supsicions about new tenant Madeline. Rigsby's not too bothered about her brand of "modern interpretive dancing", but isn't that keen on her partner...
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 2 - Millie Goes BadMillie is invited to a wild-sounding party, but her mum won't let her go. She responds by going bad.
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Believe In YesterdayMildred's mother pays a visit, bringing a letter from an old US serviceman friend. He's back in England and wants to meet up.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly Come TeachingMr Christopher is searching for talent in his quest to find Dockbridge High's next top teaching assistant, and Mr Capp falls foul of one of Hillary Head's new rules.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 3Following a health scare, Tom's doctor fears that his mind is the part of his body in the worst state. As his close friend, Diana is roped in to cheer him up, but accidentally talks him into a suicide bid!
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 27 - Monsters Of RockScreamapalooza - a battle of the bands', has taken over the town. Resus is eager to win, and enlists the help of Luella to get hold of one of Eefa's potions. He gets carried away and uses too much, and soon realises the potion has a dark side...
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 7 - Backs To The WallWhilst in the garden Tom feels a twinge in his back which later requires medical attention. Their harvest urgently needs gathering but it'll take Barbara alone a full week to collect - and there are storms brewing. Can anyone assist?
The Beachcomber
Drunken womaniser Ted is sent to a tropical island by his family where he meets new friends.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 4 - Some Enchanted EveningThe unattainable Nora becomes available and Compo presses his suit.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 19 - #Sinister MouseThere's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 3The boys test their horsepower to the max on Stone Age Top Gear, Charles Dickens sings about his life and books, the Greek philosophers host weird dinner parties on Historical Come Dine With Me, and Vlad the Impaler reveals his horrible new plan for keeping out the neighbours.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 3 - Violet's Country CottageHyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for two days, with unexpected results.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 3 - Waldorf SaladBasil gets himself in a fluster when a rather abrupt American guest arrives at the hotel. His English wife is rather more relaxed, but after confusion with the evening meal, temperaments soon change all-round.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly Come TeachingMr Christopher is searching for talent in his quest to find Dockbridge High's next top teaching assistant, and Mr Capp falls foul of one of Hillary Head's new rules.
Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 7 - Listen With MotherLouisa is hit by a car and is rushed to hospital. She has shock news for Martin. Mike has a shady revelation from his past, and Al's business plan is dismissed by his dad.
The Good Old Days
Traditional music-hall entertainment, with songs, sketches and stand-up comedy from the Leeds City Varieties.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Christmas Special - A Royal FlushRodney meets an upper-crust young lady selling paintings down the market and they instantly hit it off. However, when Del finds out that she's Lady Victoria of Malebury, whose father is a cousin of the Queen, he begins to plot the couple's wedding.
Count Arthur Strong
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Three WishesArthur attempts to build bridges with a surprising figure from his past.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 2 - Millie Goes BadMillie is invited to a wild-sounding party, but her mum won't let her go. She responds by going bad.
Lesbian Vampire Killers
Comedy horror about two best friends who must become lesbian vampire killers in order to survive an ancient curse.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 1, Episode 8Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan are joined by Kaio and Modina who are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 5The results of the local political elections are analysed, and some asparagus predicts the future. The Mystery Guest gets Russell to use a skipping rope. The Good News Extra comic is Paul Foot, who talks a lot about Shire Horses.
Peter Kay's Comedy Shuffle
Series 2, Episode 2Peter makes his first appearance on Irish television and discusses his school reunion. There is trouble at the Phoenix Club when Stars In Your Eyes is cancelled. With a special appearance from Sir Elton John.
Mount Pleasant
Final SpecialIn a final special episode, Lisa contemplates a life-changing opportunity when she is offered a new job.
Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 2This week sees foreign language students attempt to improve their English with the Tezcorp British Language Test, including learning Tezcorp's take on the national anthem, while pet owners are driven mad by Vet B.O.T, who has his customers begging, sitting and waiting for their animals. Meanwhile, a young gallery worker is left dumbfounded when the new Tezcorp chocolate fountain decides to serve up its chocolate all over a priceless work of art.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 3 - Mammy's BreakIt's Agnes Brown's anniversary and she's in a great mood. However, she would be in an even better mood if she could just find someone to look after Grandad for a couple of weeks while she treats herself to a holiday.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 1 - Mammy's SpellThe family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party, and the hypnotist puts Agnes and Winnie under his spell.
The Bed Sitting Room
Surreal post-apocalyptic satire set in London after a nuclear war, following the last 20 people alive.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
Frankie Boyle's New World Order
Series 1, Episode 3Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan, Dane Baptiste and Benjamin Zephaniah to discuss the statements 'Hope is dead' and 'Brexit will be Christmas for racists'.
Mock The Week
A selection of episodes from the 11th series of the satirical panel game.
The Last Leg
Series 11, Episode 7In this edition, star of the upcoming movie War For The Planet Of The Apes, Andy Serkis is live in the studio to help dissect the week's events.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 2 - Mammy's InflationIt's all change in the Brown household as two of Mrs Brown's boys finalise plans for their new homes.
Celebrity Juice
Series 12, Episode 10In the series finale, guests are This Morning's Ruth Langsford and Phillip Schofield; singer and presenter Peter Andre and singer Olly Murs.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 21, Highlights SpecialGraham introduces a compilation of highlights from the current series.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 5Stand-up comedian Rob Beckett, former Olympic athlete Denise Lewis and boxer James DeGale are next in line to join James Corden and the ALOTO boys for more laughs, trivia and wacky challenges. This week, the guests don giant foam trainers to compete in a tricky heptathlon, while Freddie Flintoff faces off against Jack Whitehall in a heated fencing challenge.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 3This week's guests are Helen Flanagan, Henning Wehn, Miles Jupp and Alex Brooker.
Britain's Best Loved Sitcoms
Episode 2The concluding half of a two-part special, celebrating the very best of homegrown sitcom from the past six decades, narrated by Tamsin Grieg.
The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 1 - KillerooBob Fossil sets up a highly illegal and shady kangaroo boxing match between the Killeroo and Howard, who thinks that by winning the fight he will impress the Head of Reptiles, Mrs Gideon. Vince enlists his uncle, a bare-knuckle fighter with a very strange accent, to help with Howard's training.
Withnail & I
Film following the drink-and drug-fuelled misadventures of two struggling actors in a squalid London flat and an isolated Lake District cottage.
Mount Pleasant
Final SpecialIn a final special episode, Lisa contemplates a life-changing opportunity when she is offered a new job.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 5The results of the local political elections are analysed, and some asparagus predicts the future. The Mystery Guest gets Russell to use a skipping rope. The Good News Extra comic is Paul Foot, who talks a lot about Shire Horses.
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 8 - Craig Revel Horwood, Sheila Hancock, Jon RichardsonStrictly Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood, actress Sheila Hancock and comedian Jon Richardson wish to banish people who tell jokes all the time, ladies' toilets and friends who get into relationships.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 20, Episode 7In this edition, Aisling is joined by Alex Brooker and Katherine Ryan, while Rob teams up with Natalie Cassidy and Tom Allen, to discuss the nation's favourite holidays.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 5 - ChaosTim and Daisy are still in disagreement about Colin, which is intensified when he mysteriously disappears. When they receive an anonymous note it is up to Tim to pull the troops together and save Colin.
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 6 - Nick Hewer, Carol Vorderman, Rhod GilbertThis week Nick Hewer, Carol Vorderman and Rhod Gilbert try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include advertising slogans, Facebook, and opening and closing ceremonies.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 6 - EpiphaniesAfter a visit from Tyres, the whole gang decide to go clubbing. Brian remembers yet another painful past incident and Mike forgets a bad day with some fancy dress and dancing.
Andy Parsons: Slacktivist
Andy Parsons returns to the stage with his one man stand-up show Slacktivist.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel/quiz show mash-up. In this episode, Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett take on Sean Lock and Michelle Wolf, with Adam Riches in Dictionary Corner.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 6 - MiceDalentrace is infested with mice, Tracey blames Sharon for keeping her bedroom in a mess. Sharon's idea of getting a cat doesn't work quite as planned and Dorien's workman isn't quite who she said he was.
CelebAbility
Series 1, Episode 3The fun continues this week with TOWIE fashionista Lydia Bright, singer and reality TV star Jake Quickenden, comedians Luisa Omielan and Matt Richardson and model Vogue Williams going up against a new group of pals.
Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
Not Tonight, Darling
Comic sex romp from the early 1970s, starring Luan Peters.
Adventures Of A Plumber's Mate
Sid South gets to meet lots of lusty young ladies through his work, but it looks like he has landed himself in really hot water with a gambling debt.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 6James Corden and co welcome Bring The Noise comedian Katherine Ryan, recordbreaking ex-jockey Tony 'AP' McCoy and the most decorated Olympic cyclist of all time, Chris Hoy.
Reginald D Hunter Live
TV broadcast of Reginald D Hunter's 2011 stand-up DVD.
Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
The Armando Iannucci Shows
Armando Iannucci welcomes you to his world in this TV series.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 8Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins are the guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 1, Special - Big Brother 6 SpecialFeaturing panellists Jeremy Edwards and Liza Tarbuck.
Meet Ricky Gervais
Off-beat chat show hosted by Ricky Gervais before he was famous. Showing a total lack of both fear and tact, Ricky asks the questions no one else will.
Brexit Stage Left
Episode 3 - BerlinFern Brady hates holidays and travel, so obviously Jamali Maddix recruited her into his band of merry-makers for this European Comedy Tour. This episode sees Fern reluctantly trip around the European "Capital-Of-Cool" Berlin with Alfie Brown.
Meet Ricky Gervais
Off-beat chat show hosted by Ricky Gervais before he was famous. Showing a total lack of both fear and tact, Ricky asks the questions no one else will.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 13 - Gardening TimeAt his wife's suggestion, the depot manager has instigated a gardening competition amongst the staff. Blakey's been keeping his own plants around his office for a while so is quick to sign up, but the only other entrant is Jack. With a prize at stake, their rivalry soon heats up!
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 1 - That's My BoyRigsby returns from a Spanish holiday to find Alan has let out the two spare rooms: he's delighted that Miss Jones has returned, but likely to be less than enthusiastic about a single mother and her baby - especially if the father is who he believes.