Television
TV schedule Monday 27th March 2017
6am
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Spring FayreFlora's rivalry with the vicar's wife is brought into sharp focus when she discovers she's barred from involvement in the spring fayre.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 42 - The Confidence TrickDanger Mouse's confidence take a hit when The Baron steals it to invigorate his shy daughter and create a criminal mastermind!
7:45am
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Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 1 - King MitchellWhen school bully Tyson smashes the lavatory walls with Mitchell's woodworking project, bizarre things start happening.
8:05am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 33 - Easter Island, ChileWhen the Grimbots build their own Easter Island statue, it collapses and threatens the ancient Moai statues.
8:10am
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The Best Of Tommy Cooper
Series 1, Episode 6A special series featuring classic moments from Tommy Cooper's greatest shows.
8:10am
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8:25am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 12 - Once Upon A TimeLittle Monster has gone off books, so whilst Justin and Robert are on a pirate nightout with Cook and Line, Cat tries to reignite Little Monster's passion for stories.
8:40am
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My Hero
Series 1, Episode 1 - My HeroIt's just an ordinary day at the Northolt surgery. Dr Piers Crispin, the publicity-mad TV doctor, still fancies Janet almost as much as he fancies himself, Mrs. Raven, the sarcastic receptionist, is still frightening patients and Janet's mother has dropped in to wonder why her daughter is bent on passing up such an eligible husband as Piers.
9am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:20am
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My Hero
Series 1, Episode 2 - Guess Who's Coming To LunchGeorge Sunday has moved in with his new girlfriend, nurse Janet Dawkins, though why on earth she is attracted to the peculiar Irishman is beyond her colleagues.
9:25am15 min
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 21 - More About SpinningThe Twirlywoos visit a school hall. They see a teacher pick up different coloured hoops and set them spinning, so they try to spin hoops themselves.
9:30am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
10am
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Sorry!
Series 3, Episode 3 - Bottom of the ClassTim tries to help Freddie's son - who thinks Tim is a wally. Tim plays Bottom in the local drama society's production of a Midsummer Night's Dream.
10:05am
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 3 - A MinusMartha is mortified when she gets a lowly A minus for her latest history assignment.
10:20am
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The Galloping Major
Comedy following a community that forms a syndicate to purchase and run their own racehorse.
10:40am
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Porridge: Inside Out
Episode 2 - Banged UpSecond of three programmes celebrating this truly classic sitcom. Find out about life on set, while cast members, the writers and fans share their memories.
11:15am
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Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 8 - Maisie SmithFun, chat and music with a cockney twist as Hacker's guest is EastEnders star Maisie Smith. Will he win her over or will she be on the dog and bone to her agent?
11:40am
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.
11:55am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
12:05pm
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Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
12:10pm
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Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 9 - Monday AgainMr Nasal suffers the consequences of his unfounded jealously, and the pupils get a lesson in improvisation with drama teacher Mr Christopher.
12:20pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 12 - The Book Of LoveSusan attends a neighbour's book club. Michael runs a booking agency exclusively for Roger, while Ben books a seat on the sofa but gets a new assistant too close to home.
12:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Stand OffIt's breakfast time and The Farmer discovers he has no fresh milk for his morning cup of tea. He sets off in great haste, only to become ensnared in a 'rush hour' traffic jam. Shaun and The Flock are too impatient to wait for breakfast and take matters into their own hands.
1pm
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A Day To Remember
Comedy drama following a London pub's darts team on a day trip to Boulogne in France.
1pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 4 - Surprising NewsPenny and her dentist husband Stephen return from their holiday with an announcement to make. Jean and Lionel are instantly pleased, but is it all it seems?
1pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 1 - We'll Always Have ParisLionel and Jean finally embark on their romantic holiday in Paris (only 38 years late). The dream turns sour when the heavens open and they find they are not alone in this lovers' paradise.
1:25pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 21 - More About SpinningThe Twirlywoos visit a school hall. They see a teacher pick up different coloured hoops and set them spinning, so they try to spin hoops themselves.
1:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 43 - The Spy Who Came In With A ColdGreenback unleashes a new strain of elephant flu upon the world! Will Penfold's immunity to the virus save the day?
1:40pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 2 - George's HouseFrank causes mayhem at Betty's brother George's house.
1:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 2 - Rocky's Wedding DayLionel's father is getting married and Sandy is newly single. Jean and Lionel have key roles to play in the nuptials, but events on the wedding day go awry.
2pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
2:10pm
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Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 8 - Maisie SmithFun, chat and music with a cockney twist as Hacker's guest is EastEnders star Maisie Smith. Will he win her over or will she be on the dog and bone to her agent?
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 7 - BelongingsSharon's decision to give the cafe a new profile and cut the Greek connection doesn't have the desired effect.
2:20pm
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My Hero
Series 1, Episode 1 - My HeroIt's just an ordinary day at the Northolt surgery. Dr Piers Crispin, the publicity-mad TV doctor, still fancies Janet almost as much as he fancies himself, Mrs. Raven, the sarcastic receptionist, is still frightening patients and Janet's mother has dropped in to wonder why her daughter is bent on passing up such an eligible husband as Piers.
3pm
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My Hero
Series 1, Episode 2 - Guess Who's Coming To LunchGeorge Sunday has moved in with his new girlfriend, nurse Janet Dawkins, though why on earth she is attracted to the peculiar Irishman is beyond her colleagues.
3pm
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Yes Minister
A selection of episodes from the second series of the political sitcom.
3:05pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CoconutThe Farmer returns from the fair triumphant after winning a coconut. He soon discovers getting into the coconut isn't as easy as it seems. Shaun and Bitzer take on the challenge and try every trick in the book, but it proves a tough nut to crack.
3:15pm
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Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 11th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
3:45pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 1Captain Adorable has no idea how his spaceship works, intrepid but accident-prone location reporter Gail Force has some flower-related problems at the village fete and the infuriating and constantly-singing minstrel Will Singalot causes problems for Robin Hood's plans to woo Maid Marion by singing all about Robin's stinky feet.
4pm
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Our Girl Friday
An heiress is shipwrecked on a tropical island paradise with three men and it isn't long before they notice her rather obvious charms.
4:15pm
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 8 - The OperationConsternation is the order of the day at Paradise Lodge when Flora is patently feeling unwell, despite refusing to go to the doctor. Eventually it's decided that Cissie will go in her stead and recount Flora's symptoms as if her own - and she's diagnosed with a grumbling appendix! It's off to hospital sharpish for Miss Petty...
4:15pm
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Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
4:30pm
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Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
4:50pm
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Doctor At Large
Episode 23 - Pull The Other OneIt's the start of the wolf-whistle season. The new intake of student nurses has arrived, and the doctors find it hard to concentrate on anything else. It's every man for himself ... but Collier cries wolf
once too often.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 3 - Private HireStan is in an awkward position, somewhere between the dog track, his wages, and Mum's housekeeping money! After borrowing a small amount to tide him over from depot lout Basher, Stan's ready to do almost anything for money!
5:50pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 12 - The Book Of LoveSusan attends a neighbour's book club. Michael runs a booking agency exclusively for Roger, while Ben books a seat on the sofa but gets a new assistant too close to home.
6pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 2 - George's HouseFrank causes mayhem at Betty's brother George's house.
6:30pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 1 - We'll Always Have ParisLionel and Jean finally embark on their romantic holiday in Paris (only 38 years late). The dream turns sour when the heavens open and they find they are not alone in this lovers' paradise.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The ClockClegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.
6:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 35 - Send In The ClonesDanger Mouse and Penfold come up against themselves as Quark creates cheap copies of our heroes in his latest money-making scheme.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 6, Highlights Special - Rotten RulersA special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring the rotten rulers from this series. Including naughty Napoleon annoying his Josephine and horrid Henry VIII getting married again. There's also a song from wily Winston Churchill and Rattus to guide the way as host.
7:10pm
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Fawlty Towers
A selection of episodes from the second series of the hotel-based sitcom.
7:20pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 4 - Surprising NewsPenny and her dentist husband Stephen return from their holiday with an announcement to make. Jean and Lionel are instantly pleased, but is it all it seems?
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 3 - Perish Together As FoolsMartin is shocked to find Louisa and Aunt Joan knocking at his door before the Surgery has opened. Louisa has had a medical scare and wants Martin's reassurance that everything is fine.
8pm
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Room 101
Series 1, Episode 6 - Nick Hewer, Carol Vorderman, Rhod GilbertThis week Nick Hewer, Carol Vorderman and Rhod Gilbert try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include advertising slogans, Facebook, and opening and closing ceremonies.
8:40pm
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Room 101
Series 1, Episode 8 - John Prescott, Micky Flanagan, Rebecca FrontThis week John Prescott, Micky Flanagan and Rebecca Front try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include celebrity chefs, other people's music, and the title "Lord".
9pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1 - Full Of Mysterious Promise"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?
9pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 3Lee Mack is joined by Claudia Winkleman, Johnny Vegas and Joe Lycett.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 8Sean, Jon and Jimmy are joined by guests Denise Van Outen, Vernon Kay, Henning Wehn and Nick Helm.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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Mock The Week
Series 12, Highlights SpecialA selection of extended highlights and unseen hilarity from the twelfth series of Mock The Week.
9:25pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 2Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.
9:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 9Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.
10pm
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The Beachcomber
Drunken womaniser Ted is sent to a tropical island by his family where he meets new friends.
10pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 3Antony's got a new girlfriend from a comparitively posh part of town, and she's even got her own car. Meanwhile, Jim's in a mood at the thought of a week with Nana as she convalesces from a cataract operation.
10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Highlights Special - Rally SpecialJames Corden and the gang, including comedian Jimmy Carr and Olympian Amy Williams, go head-to-head in the standout challenge from Series 7: the rally car race, as seen back in Episode 1.
10pm
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Cradle To Grave
Episode 7Double lives are being led by father and son: Spud embarks on his first day on the straight and narrow as a Commissionaire and Danny poses as David Essex's brother. But it's Bet's need for a bit of breathing space and her friendship with Keith from work which might prove to be the most dangerous double life of all.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10pm30 min
The Nightly Show
Episode 21Gordon Ramsay hosts the topical comedy show, with guests Ricky Wilson and Frank Skinner.
10:20pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 3 - Is Your Journey Really Necessary?Time-travelling Gary returns to 1940 to try to protect Phoebe and Eric from an impending air raid.
10:35pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, New Year Special - MillenniumA new year approaches - but not just any new year; a new century and a new millennium. Linda's disappointed to learn that the party she was going to has been 'cancelled', but at least Tom's got one of his own to host.
10:45pm
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All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 1, Episode 1Entertainment show hosted by Mrs Brown. Agnes and her family are joined by celebrity guests, including Pamela Anderson, Judy Murray and Louis Walsh. With audience shenanigans and music from James Blunt.
11pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
11pm
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Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 3Russell Kane's legend of King Arthur features Stephanie Pratt as a unique Lady of the Lake, and Iain Stirling's sloshed take on Chariots of Fire sprinter Eric Liddell stars Tom Rosenthal.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 7Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests David Mitchell and Lucy Porter.
11:20pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 1 - Teacher's PetFollowing a disastrous day promoting Tesco sushi, Tom resolves to begin acting classes - as a teacher. Meanwhile, Jez and Suze rope Linda into looking after a doll as they practice for parenthood; and who should turn up unannounced but Linda's sister, Sugar.
11:40pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 4Sarah Millican, Chris Ramsey, Patsy Kensit and adventurer Bear Grylls, assist in identifying the week's hottest topics.
11:40pm
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11:45pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 5Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Tennant and guest panellists Phil Wang and Janet Street Porter.
Midnight
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Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 4 - Big Mad AndyMark employs a decorator, Andy, to repaint the kitchen, and Jeremy helps out by giving him free 'life-coaching' advice. Meanwhile, Mark enrols on a business studies evening course and meets Stephanie, an attractive older woman.
12:15am
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The Nightly Show
Episode 21Gordon Ramsay hosts the topical comedy show, with guests Ricky Wilson and Frank Skinner.
12:20am
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QI
Series B, Christmas Special - BirthSpecial Christmas episode with Mark Steel, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.
12:30am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 5Charlie Brooker, Jedward, Lorraine Kelly and Micky Flanagan thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics.
12:35am
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Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 5 - Chairman MarkJeremy, desperate to avoid living with Superhans, sparks up an old relationship with Mark's sister, Sara.
12:50am
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Gap Year
Episode 5 - Malaysia: The TrekThe gang go on a trek and get lost in the jungle. Lauren discovers the truth about Dylan and Ashley, Sean receives some unexpected romantic attention, while Ashley bonds with an off-beat French trekker.
1:05am
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 2Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.
1:40am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 1, Episode 7With Lee Mack, Janet Street-Porter, Patrick McGuinness and Trisha Goddard.
1:45am
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 3Antony's got a new girlfriend from a comparitively posh part of town, and she's even got her own car. Meanwhile, Jim's in a mood at the thought of a week with Nana as she convalesces from a cataract operation.
2:10am
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2:25am
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Shooting Stars
Series 1, Episode 8With Noddy Holder, Chris Rea, Samantha Janus and Richie Wermerling.
2:40am
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Room 101
Series 1, Episode 6 - Nick Hewer, Carol Vorderman, Rhod GilbertThis week Nick Hewer, Carol Vorderman and Rhod Gilbert try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include advertising slogans, Facebook, and opening and closing ceremonies.
2:55am
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Shooting Stars
Series 2, Episode 1With Tommy Cannon, Bobby Ball, Samantha Beckinsale and Richard E. Grant.
3am
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Paul Chowdhry: What's Happening White People?
TV broadcast of Paul Chowdhry's 2012 stand-up show.
3:15am
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Bo' Selecta!
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the sketch show starring Leigh Francis.
3:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 7Guests Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
3:20am
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Room 101
Series 1, Episode 8 - John Prescott, Micky Flanagan, Rebecca FrontThis week John Prescott, Micky Flanagan and Rebecca Front try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include celebrity chefs, other people's music, and the title "Lord".
3:25am
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French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 6Cuddly comic loveliness from Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders meets plank-spanking brilliance from Mark Knopfler, Dave Gilmour, Lemmy from Motorhead, Mark King and Gary Moore.
3:30am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 7 - BelongingsSharon's decision to give the cafe a new profile and cut the Greek connection doesn't have the desired effect.