Television
TV schedule Sunday 19th March 2017
6am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 9 - Lost PropertyStan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 7 - StupiterSonia has to make an audition tape to enter a competition to be a children's TV presenter. Straightforward? Not in Bottom Knocker Street!
6:10am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 8 - HippoResidents are being trampled by a rampaging hippo. Who can save the day? Stan wasn't always a postman!
6:25am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 10 - Stan's UniformWhen Stan's uniform is covered in filth by a blocked drain, he concocts a plan to get the company to pay for a new one. Somehow it works - but Arthur's been repainting the kitchen furniture...
6:45am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 5 - Five Star FishWhen Richard is put in charge of Mr. Slater's five star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Fishermen Sooty and Sweep come to Richard's rescue, or will they catch more than they bargained for? Guest starring Caroline Quentin.
7am
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Last Tango In Halifax
Series 1, Episode 5Alan finds it hard to choose his best man. Caroline and Gillian discover they were born on the same day, but their respective birthday celebrations descend into chaos when John outs Caroline and Kate.
7am65 min
Carnage - Swallowing The Past
A BBC iPlayer film written and directed by Simon Amstell set in the future when everyone is a vegetarian.
7:10am
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
7:10am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 29 - Cry WolfCarla Black starts swapping Scream Street residents for robot versions of themselves. Resus is the only one that knows the truth, but will the others believe him before it's too late?
7:30am
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She Knows Y'Know
Comedy starring Hylda Baker.
7:35am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 50 - Dinner For TwoMr Bean forgets the golden rule - never fall asleep in the bath when you have got a chicken in the oven. So what romantic meal can he quickly rustle up for his luckless girlfriend, Irma Gobb? The cheese from the mousetrap? The flower from the vase? A meal is eventually provided by an uninvited guest.
7:45am
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Zig And Zag
Episode 20 - Zog's Got TalentWhen a big TV talent show comes to town, Zig and Zag are keen to get involved, but they need to find their inner talent.
7:50am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 3, Episode 8Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
7:55am
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Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 2 - PeanutsContestants enter the Box for a chance to win amazing prizes. There is heart-rending drama in 24 seconds in A&E, and we return to Diddy Dragon's Den.
8am
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 24 - The Golden Gate Bridge, USAIt is a very foggy day, and the Golden Gate Bridge foghorns are missing. Can the Go Jetters help?
8:10am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 25 - Komodo National Park, IndonesiaWhen Grandmaster Glitch supersizes a fierce komodo dragon, the Go Jetters must find the size ray to fix the glitch.
8:30am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 9, Episode 2Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
9am
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The Fast Lady
Cyclist Murdoch Troon is encouraged to double his wheel-count for the affections of a beautiful girl - however, her father could be a greater obstacle.
9:20am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
10:10am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 27 - Muscle BeanMr Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky deliveryman. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym, but has little success. Instead he opts for an inflatable muscle suit.
10:10am
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 3 - Oh Brother!Roy wishes he had a cartoon little brother who wants to play all the time. Not a big sister who gets mad at him.
10:25am
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11am30 min
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 19 - Alien VisitorsJustin and Robert are surprised when three messy aliens called the Odd Bods turn up on their doorstep and start causing chaos around the house.
11:45am
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The Pure Hell Of St. Trinian's
A compassionate professor takes over St. Trinian's after the girls burn the school down, but there is more to his plans than meets the eye.
11:50am
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4 O'Clock Files
Episode 4 - ImaginationMr Bell focuses on the school's ongoing mission to 'imagine the impossible and make it happen'.
12pm
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Three Men In A Boat
Adaptation of Jerome K Jerome's famed comic novel, starring Laurence Harvey, Jimmy Edwards and David Tomlinson.
12pm
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Boomers
Series 1, Episode 3Thurnemouth Day is on the horizon, but for chairman Trevor he also has to consider his strained marriage. Meanwhile, Joyce has an equally lofty office to hold in the local Choral Society.
12:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
12:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
12:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1:30pm
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Off Their Rockers
Series 4, Episode 5Pamela reveals far too much of her internet history and Marry is desperate for help in cleaning up after her dog. Meanwhile, special guest Louie Spence spots Seb's talent for modern dance!
2:55pm
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Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
3:05pm
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 3 - Oh Brother!Roy wishes he had a cartoon little brother who wants to play all the time. Not a big sister who gets mad at him.
3:25pm
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Johnny English Reborn
Film sequel starring Rowan Atkinson as the bumbling MI7 agent Johnny English, now on the trail of a secret organisation dubbed Vortex.
4pm
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5pm
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 19 - Alien VisitorsJustin and Robert are surprised when three messy aliens called the Odd Bods turn up on their doorstep and start causing chaos around the house.
6pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the second series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
6:30pm
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Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule
Series 1, Episode 3Helping Harry this week are comedians Mel Giedroyc and Bridget Christie, and broadcasting legends Eamonn Holmes and Judith Chalmers.
7:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
8:20pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
9pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Steve Coogan sitcom.
9pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tentacles Of DoomWhen a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Episode 10Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Mitchell plus guest panellists Kirsty Wark and Andy Hamilton.
9:35pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
10pm
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The Truth About Women
To a husband unable to understand his wife, an old gentleman recounts romantic passages in his life: his first love, a "fast" girl, an adventure in the East, a romance in Paris, a title-seeking American, an artist and a nurse. Finally, how he married his wife.
10pm
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Yes Minister
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the political sitcom.
10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
10pm
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Rising Damp Fovever
Episode 1 - Part OneThe first in a two part documentary series about Rising Damp. Series creator Eric Chappell reveals the inspiration behind his comic creation and its journey to our screens.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10:05pm
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Man Down
Series 1, Episode 5Dan's finally got a date, although not with Naomi. Brian attempts to offer some assistance.
10:20pm30 min
The Nightly Show
Highlights Special - The Nightly Show With Davina McCall Best BitsA selection of highlights from the past week, hosted by Davina McCall.
10:25pm
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Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 11 - England vs. ScotlandSam asks how long it is before Nicola Sturgeon declares war on Theresa May, while SNP MP Angus MacNeil makes the case for Indyref2. With Bobby Mair, Felicity Ward and John Hastings.
10:35pm
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Man Down
Series 1, Episode 6Dan's in search of a tuxedo after Brian is nominated for a business award, but will he have any luck?
11pm
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Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 2The search for the missing locket continues with the investigation turning to Christopher Biggins for answers. Meanwhile, we find out what happened to Robert and Kerry as we return to the mysterious cottage in the woods.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 2The BAFTA-winning sports-based comedy show continues. With guests Micky Flanagan, Andros Townsend and Laura Whitmore.
11pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 3 - I Is Da QueenMoney is the root of all comedy as Dave considers our love of cash.
11pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 4Sean Lock and David Mitchell go up against Jon Richardson and Katherine Ryan. Brett Domino Trio joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
11:40pm
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Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 3Mr Lomax reveals more about his past and his hatred for Tony Hancock becomes clear. Meanwhile Mr Jelly arrives at a booking meant to be for Mr Jolly and hopes no one will tell the difference.
Midnight
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Crackanory
Series 4, Episode 5 - Proxy LadyBeth is contacted out of the blue by a reclusive girl who used her picture on a dating website and has now met the love of her life. Is Beth willing to go and meet him in her place? Narrated by Mel Giedroyc, written by Katherine Jakeways.
12:20am
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Limmy's Show!
Series 1, Episode 5It's a concept episode as Limmy pitches ideas for some remarkable new characters to his fellow cast members. There's also more from some of the regular characters, including the 80s style detective who continues to hunt down his nemesis.
12:30am
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Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 3Gary Delaney returns to join the Mock The Week regulars, with Holly Walsh and Josh Widdicombe.
12:55am
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
1am
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Limmy's Show!
Series 1, Episode 6Viewers will experience a first for television comedy in this episode, as Limmy pushes interaction to the limit by conducting a comedy test which allows him to tailor the levels of humour in the show to suit viewers' tastes.
1am
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Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 2Michelle Keegan and Joel Fry act out Lydia Rose Bewley and Jess Knappett's tale of royal rivalry (Queen Elizabeth I versus Mary Queen of Scots) and James 'Murr' Murray blasts through Billy the Kid with Mat Horne and Mat Baynton.
1:10am
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Man Down
Series 1, Episode 5Dan's finally got a date, although not with Naomi. Brian attempts to offer some assistance.
1:10am
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Mock The Week
Series 13, Christmas SpecialThe regulars test out Christmas products, reminisce about yuletide visits to A & E, a long living goldfish and harps. There's also the customary out-takes reel, a seasonal Scenes We'd Like To See and Hugh Dennis voicing a royal newsreel.
1:40am
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Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 2The search for the missing locket continues with the investigation turning to Christopher Biggins for answers. Meanwhile, we find out what happened to Robert and Kerry as we return to the mysterious cottage in the woods.
1:40am
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Man Down
Series 1, Episode 6Dan's in search of a tuxedo after Brian is nominated for a business award, but will he have any luck?
2am
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Marshal's Law
A selection of episodes from the Loaded TV sitcom.
2:10am
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I Live With Models
Series 2, Episode 6 - The CasinoThe gang face temptation when they accept shady work at a VIP event in Atlantic City. Jess reunites with an old crush, but can't let him find out why she's there.
2:10am
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The Last Leg
Series 10, Episode 8This week Kevin Bridges joins the team to dissect the week's events.
2:20am
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Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 3Mr Lomax reveals more about his past and his hatred for Tony Hancock becomes clear. Meanwhile Mr Jelly arrives at a booking meant to be for Mr Jolly and hopes no one will tell the difference.
2:30am
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Gap Year
Episode 4 - Thailand: The Full MoonGreg leads the gang to a legendary Full Moon Party in Thailand, but an unexpected face from the past turns up and threatens to ruin everyone's fun.
2:50am
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Jam
Comedy show from Chris Morris which delivers various unsettling sketches.
3:20am
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Jam
Comedy show from Chris Morris which delivers various unsettling sketches.
3:55am
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Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
4am
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Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy 2: Tales From Painted Hawaii, Episode 1 - Paul PanferIn episode one, the cast of Magnum P.I. try to sacrifice Noel to a volcano. All hopes of being rescued rest on Paul Panfer, an internet sensation who remakes Elvis films on his mobile phone.
4:30am
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Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy 2: Tales From Painted Hawaii, Episode 2 - Saving TerryNoel gets Fantasy block (a weird strain of writers block). If he doesn't overcome this and write an ending to the show, Terry, his only viewer will be killed by an asteroid.
5:05am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 11 - The StrainStan tries to prove his strength by picking up his girlfriend to guess her weight. In doing so, he strains his back and is instructed to wear a supportive, surgical corset if he wants to get back to work quickly.