Television
TV schedule Wednesday 15th March 2017
6am
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Royal VisitWord reaches the ladies that the Queen will be visiting the area later in the week. Flora wants to present her with flowers, but so does everyone else. Who will get the honour?
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Hamster EffectBrunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet.
8am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 4 - Threatening WeatherPlunged into darkness after a power cut on a sweltering summer night, Victor and Margaret reflect on their lives, hopes and fears.
8am
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Carpool
Episode 2 - Chris Addison & Arthur SmithRobert drives Chris Addison from his home to the BBC and picks up Arthur Smith after a day's rambling.
8:05am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 47 - The Gobi Desert, MongoliaGlitch's giant drill causes a dino-disaster for the team's fossil hunt in the Gobi Desert.
8:25am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 20 - Justin TimesHelped by a giant potato and CBeebies' Andy Day, Justin and Robert do their best to print the Justin Times.
8:40am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
9am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:20am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
9:25am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 17 - Open And CloseThe Twirlywoos are at a theatre, where they watch the stage manager pressing a button which opens and closes the curtains.
9:30am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
10am
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Sorry!
Series 2, Episode 1 - Cromer Or BustTimothy plans to send his parents off for an anniversary break in Cromer for the weekend. Then father takes a bump to the head and mother begins to panic.
10am24 min
This Country
Series 1, Episode 6 - GNVQThe 'brain drain' is a problem for rural communities. In the final episode Kerry and Kurtan explore the possibility of moving away from their village. Kurtan receives the exciting news that he could go to college to study for a GNVQ - and Kerry is devastated.
10:05am
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Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 8 - Dark And Stormy NightStrange things happen when the lights go out in a storm and Jimmy entertains the gang with a spooky story by torchlight.
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
11:15am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 13Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Honey and Callum and special guests Saima Chowdhury, Ahir Shah, Charlie Baker and Rory Crawford, who battle it out in a series of hilarious rounds and challenges.
12:10pm
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Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 1 - MondayIt's the first day of Year 9 - and pupil Mark has got some big news.
12:40pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 4 - Luck Be A Lady TonightRoger Bailey produces a beautiful new girlfriend after Susan suggests making Abi jealous. The only problem is Roger's new girl isn't quite what she seems, in fact she charges £200 an hour!
12:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 23 - Cock A Doodle ShaunThe cockerel is missing and there's no one to wake up the farm. When Shaun discovers the cockerel has been snatched by the greedy fox, he sets off with Bitzer on a daring rescue mission. Will they get the cockerel back in time to wake up the rest of the farm?
1pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 3 - The New NeighboursWhen the new next-door neighbours - a Mr and Mrs Duncan - move in, Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to find out what they are like.
1:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
1:25pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 17 - Open And CloseThe Twirlywoos are at a theatre, where they watch the stage manager pressing a button which opens and closes the curtains.
1:30pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Good, The Baaaaa And The UglyWhen Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a rescue mission to a mysterious island Danger Mouse's over-competitiveness borders on criminal.
1:40pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Baby ArrivesThe Spencer's baby daughter, Jessica, is born.
2pm
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Tawny Pipit
A village bands together to save its wildlife from development and wildlife collectors.
2pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 9Having lost out in a floral display competition, Hyacinth sets her sights on a new car and soon has Richard on a Rolls-Royce test drive.
2pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
2pm
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2:10pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 13Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Honey and Callum and special guests Saima Chowdhury, Ahir Shah, Charlie Baker and Rory Crawford, who battle it out in a series of hilarious rounds and challenges.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
2:40pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2:40pm
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3pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Go-BetweenTerry's housekeeping and his wife's absence are starting to take their toll on Bob! Not only has Terry broken the toaster by putting chops in it but his fag ends are in the plant pots! Something has to give so Terry decides to pay Thelma a visit to try and persuade her to return to Bob.
3:10pm
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Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
3:20pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
3:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 5In this episode, David Mitchell is joined by Susan Calman and Richard Osman, and Lee Mack is joined by Carol Kirkwood and David O'Doherty.
3:40pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Conflict Of InterestThe next Governorship of the Bank of England is up for discussion just as a scandal looks set to break out in the City. It'd hardly be an easy choice for Hacker at the best of times, but Sir Desmond Glazebrook appears to have his eye set on the role.
3:45pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 4The Berrito Brothers show off their basketball skills to a small audience, while Storybook Stan has problems reading a book about flying, and Professor Muddles struggles to get his latest invention - a Bounce Back Fence - to work properly.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:15pm
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 7 - Too Many CooksIt's never a happy day at Paradise Lodge when Flora commemorates the anniversary of the death of her late husband. To make matters worse, cook has walked out and Flora now has the run of the kitchen!
4:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 1 - Desperate Doings In The GraveyardFor a number of days and nights, a group of undertakers have been excavating in the graveyard, below René's empty tomb, in order to create a resistance communications centre. The flurry of activity has not failed to cath the General's eye!
4:50pm
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Doctor At Large
Episode 15 - Let's Start At The BeginningDr. Upton ventures into the field of psychiatry. He discovers that with time and patience most people can be helped - even psychiatrists!
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 10 - Stan's UniformWhen Stan's uniform is covered in filth by a blocked drain, he concocts a plan to get the company to pay for a new one. Somehow it works - but Arthur's been repainting the kitchen furniture...
6pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Baby ArrivesThe Spencer's baby daughter, Jessica, is born.
6:05pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 4 - Luck Be A Lady TonightRoger Bailey produces a beautiful new girlfriend after Susan suggests making Abi jealous. The only problem is Roger's new girl isn't quite what she seems, in fact she charges £200 an hour!
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
6:45pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
6:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 29 - CheesemageddonAnother 'grate' episode. It sees fanatical cheese fundamentalist Aubrey Camembear threaten to create the ultimate weapon which will turn everything to cheese.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 8The surprising identity of Britain's top-scoring footballer is revealed, things get ridiculous on Germany's version of Historical Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, a Celtic farmer isn't terribly keen on plans for Hadrian's Wall, and the brainy pioneers of transportation sing about their inventions.
7:20pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 3 - The New NeighboursWhen the new next-door neighbours - a Mr and Mrs Duncan - move in, Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to find out what they are like.
7:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sleeping Dogs LieWhen Boycie and Marlene fly off on holiday, Del and Rodney assume the mantle of dog-sitters. Rodney's convinced that Albert's brought his run of bad luck to the flat when 'little' Dukey appears comatose; what'll Marlene say if they've killed her beloved dog?
8pm
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Boomers
Series 1, Episode 3Thurnemouth Day is on the horizon, but for chairman Trevor he also has to consider his strained marriage. Meanwhile, Joyce has an equally lofty office to hold in the local Choral Society.
8:40pm
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Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 3 - Blind SidedA courtroom drama causes Marley to try and be a better person, but showing emotion doesn't prove easy. Meanwhile a new ghost in town offers Adam, Michael and the Vicar a chance of a new life away from Marley.
9pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Go-BetweenTerry's housekeeping and his wife's absence are starting to take their toll on Bob! Not only has Terry broken the toaster by putting chops in it but his fag ends are in the plant pots! Something has to give so Terry decides to pay Thelma a visit to try and persuade her to return to Bob.
9pm
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Screen adaptation of Tom Stoppard's comic play, which brings the minor characters of Shakespeare's Hamlet into the spotlight.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 3Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by stand-up Romesh Ranganathan, and comedy icon Eddie Izzard, fresh from his latest record-breaking 27 marathon runs for Sport Relief.
9pm60 min
Benidorm
Series 9, Episode 3When the Solana's meat supplier lets Joyce down, she asks Lesley to help her out, who in turn enlists Mateo. Troy seems to be keeping very close tabs on Kenneth and Liam in the salon. Just how is he doing it - and has it got something to do with the arrival of Jacqueline?
9:20pm
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The Rebel
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArtCharles has been holding the fort at the charity shop when he sells an old urine bottle. Unfortunately it has great sentimental value for Margaret, and also seems to be an apprentice piece by Marcel Duchamp for his famous urinal art-work.
9:40pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Conflict Of InterestThe next Governorship of the Bank of England is up for discussion just as a scandal looks set to break out in the City. It'd hardly be an easy choice for Hacker at the best of times, but Sir Desmond Glazebrook appears to have his eye set on the role.
10pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 5 - ArtIn an effort to appear as intellectual as Lucy's friends, Lee shows off his 'knowledge' of the art world.
10pm30 min
Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 2Michelle Keegan and Joel Fry act out Lydia Rose Bewley and Jess Knappett's tale of royal rivalry (Queen Elizabeth I versus Mary Queen of Scots) and James 'Murr' Murray blasts through Billy the Kid with Mat Horne and Mat Baynton.
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 8Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Ed Gamble, Ivo Graham and Romesh Ranganathan.
10pm60 min
Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 2, Episode 3This week's interview sees Matt talking to former Labour Party big-wig Harriet Harman.
10pm30 min
The Nightly Show
Episode 13Tonight, Davina is joined by comedians Julian Clary and Paddy McGuinness, the latter of whom helps her match-make a few single members of the audience.
10:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 1 - Desperate Doings In The GraveyardFor a number of days and nights, a group of undertakers have been excavating in the graveyard, below René's empty tomb, in order to create a resistance communications centre. The flurry of activity has not failed to cath the General's eye!
10:30pm
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Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 2 - Survival Prepping In UtahRussell and Ninette have come to Utah to meet and train with the Preppers, people who are all set for Armageddon. The Howards team up with a crack team who prepare them and transform them into action heroes so they are ready to face the Zombie Apocalypse - although it may be Ninette who can teach the Preppers a thing or two.
10:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 6 - DatingAs Lucy and Guy's relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend.
10:45pm
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Car Share
Series 1, Episode 4With a fancy new hands free phone kit fitted in his car John arrives at Kayleigh's house only to discover she's far more excited by previous night's events.
11pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
11pm
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The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 2Joel Dommett and Rhys James join Chris to play UFC and try to avoid being paddle-whipped by a dominatrix, and Chris challenges them to put on as many layers of clothes as humanly possible. Plus, for this week's on a train challenge, Chris and football legend Chris Kamara form their own football teams to get a game going.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison analyse the week's news. With guests Greg Davies, Gary Delaney and Jo Caulfield.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 3The guys are joined by former West Ham United and Queens Park Rangers manager Harry Redknapp, comedian David Walliams and the UK's number one female tennis player, Johanna Konta.
11:10pm
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Car Share
Series 1, Episode 4With a fancy new hands free phone kit fitted in his car John arrives at Kayleigh's house only to discover she's far more excited by previous night's events.
11:15pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 2Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges are up against Jon Richardson and Kathy Burke, with Joe Lycett in Dictionary Corner. Nick Helm 'helps' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.
11:20pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 3Russell looks at more Ebola reaction, Ed Miliband's terrible week, Michael Jackson and British sperm.
11:20pm
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The Trip
The Trip To Italy, Episode 2 - Da Giovanni, San FruttuosoRob and Steve go on a boat trip, taking in a local restaurant and Percy Shelley's house for a picture before continuing their journey and arriving at another restaurant. Rob wonders aloud about what they will be remembered for in 200 years' time.
11:30pm
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Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 2 - Sex EducationAlfie becomes embroiled in a web of horror when an exercise in parental appeasement goes disastrously wrong. It's not long before he finds himself leading a sex education class in front of students, parents, angry Mumsnet users, and a couple of foreign exchange students...
11:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 9More topical comedy from Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison. with guests Milton Jones, Josh Widdicombe and Joe Wilkinson.
Midnight
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Peep Show
Series 7, Episode 2 - Man JamDobby, the object of Mark's desires, is going out with Simon a graphic designer. Mark and Gerrard form the 'Dobby Club', devoted to winning her over.
12:15am
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The Nightly Show
Episode 13Tonight, Davina is joined by comedians Julian Clary and Paddy McGuinness, the latter of whom helps her match-make a few single members of the audience.
12:20am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 3Sean Lock and Rhod Gilbert are up against Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Johnny Vegas is in Dictionary Corner, while Joey Essex 'assists' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.
12:20am
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12:30am
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The Rebel
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArtCharles has been holding the fort at the charity shop when he sells an old urine bottle. Unfortunately it has great sentimental value for Margaret, and also seems to be an apprentice piece by Marcel Duchamp for his famous urinal art-work.
12:40am
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Peter's Friends
A repeat of this 1992 film.
1am
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Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 2, Episode 3This week's interview sees Matt talking to former Labour Party big-wig Harriet Harman.
1:10am
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Getting On
Series 2, Episode 5Tonight, a graduate nurse drives a wedge between Den and Kim, and Hilary's elaborate new hand-washing protocols serve only to help muddy the water. Meanwhile, Pippa suffers the indignity of reapplying for her own job, but luckily Den and Kim find a way of cheering things up.
1:30am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 4The teams are joined by guests Mel Giedroyc, Johnny Vegas, Aisling Bea and Kym Marsh.
1:30am
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Seann Walsh World
Seann Walsh presents funny clips from the internet, mixed with his own stand-up and sketches to illustrate his thoughts.
1:45am
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Getting On
Series 2, Episode 6'Nurse of the Year' at King Edward's sees Den pushing the boat out, while Kim has unwisely banked on her annual assessment resulting in a pay rise.
2am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Episode 9Ardal O'Hanlon, Roisin Conaty, Rob Delaney and Elis James join Alan to chat about all the hot topics - like being heckled by Grandmaster Flash and serenaded by Lionel Richie.
2:20am
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Last Tango In Halifax
Series 1, Episode 4Caroline and Gillian become unexpectedly close when Alan and Celia go missing all night. Robbie assists in helping to find the pair. John discovers that Caroline has been seeing someone else.
2:20am
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Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 2The guests this week are Ben Miller, David Gest, former popstar Kimberly Wyatt and gossip queen Trisha Goddard.
2:25am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 2Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges are up against Jon Richardson and Kathy Burke, with Joe Lycett in Dictionary Corner. Nick Helm 'helps' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.
2:45am
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London Irish
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Channel 4 sitcom.
3am
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Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 3Joining Vic, Bob, Ulrika, Jack and Angelos on the hit comedy quiz this week are Strictly dancer Brendan Cole, football pundit Chris Kamara, war correspondent John Simpson and Tulisa from top pop group N-Dubz.
3:25am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
3:25am
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Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 4 - A Diplomatic DilemmaDesperate to secure the Kumranistan loan agreement, Jim must provide some unusual sexual arrangements!
4:15am
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Marshal's Law
Episode 7 - Silent But DeadlyA dangerous mime artist is on the loose in Nuttleworth. Lesland is on the case and decides to fight mime with mime.