Television
TV schedule Sunday 12th March 2017
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 3 - Magpie ThiefA spate of magpie disappearances leads the kids to test their investigative skills.
6:10am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 4 - The RaffleThe kids come up with a plan to raise one hundred million pounds for their city farm.
6:45am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Black HandAce detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.
7am
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Last Tango In Halifax
Series 1, Episode 3There's plenty of turbulence both in Halifax, when the lecherous Paul is beaten up on multiple occasions; and in Harrogate, where John is determined not to be walked over. Meanwhile, Celia and Alan spend the night together.
7:10am
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
7:10am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 2 - Haunted HouseLuke is curious when a new house appears in Scream Street, but then it comes alive and locks him and his friends in! They end up stuck in the basement, and when the room starts to rumble it looks like our trio are about to become dinner - will they get out alive?
7:20am
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Mr Stink
TV adaptation of the kids' book written by David Walliams. It's a story about a tramp... who stinks.
7:25am
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Christmas Special - A Strange Hill ChristmasAs Mitchell attempts to escape school and bring his Christmas holidays to an early start, the entirety of the staff and students become locked inside.
7:35am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 20 - Young BeanWhen did Mr Bean first meet his teddy bear? Did he really learn to drive his Mini at the age of ten? He takes us on a journey into the past.
7:45am
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Zig And Zag
Episode 19 - Let It GrowZig and Zag discover the joys of growing your own vegetables, but at the farmer's market they discover that bigger doesn't always mean better.
7:50am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 1 - CateringIt's Friday 9th April 1999, the date to conceive a 'millennium baby'. Whilst Tony attempts to humour a rather dim-witted work-experience girl, Bren's main concern is having workmen in to paint the canteen without closing for the duration.
7:55am
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Diddy TV
Series 1, Highlights Special - That's What You ThinkDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. The pair look back at some of their greatest ratings hits over their first season on air.
8am
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Dead Sea, Middle EastThe Go Jetters are relaxing by the Dead Sea when Grandmaster Glitch causes a custard catastrophe - to the Vroomster!
8:10am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Forbidden City, ChinaSome runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?
8:25am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 2 - TroubleJean's husband leaves her for a dental assistant in south Wales, and her colleagues feel the force of her frustration and anger. Meanwhile, Petula has a more-than-slightly surprising announcement to make.
8:40am
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The Boy In The Dress
An adaptation of David Walliams's book about a 12-year-old boy who enjoys cross-dressing.
9:05am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 11, Episode 3Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
10am
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Boomers
Series 1, Episode 2This week, Carol and Trevor celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. With Joyce having organised a gastro-pub lunch, it looks like it could be a party to remember.
10:10am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 23 - Jurassic BeanMr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!
10:10am
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Pass It OnMaura decides that Roy should go through his toys and give away the ones he doesn't play with anymore.
10:25am
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Shillingbury Tales
Episode 1 - The Shillingbury BlowersThe arrival of a pop musician and his wife in an English village upsets the status quo, particularly when he becomes involved in a brass band contest, which the local team is hotly contesting. The trouble with the good blowers of Shillingbury is that they are not very good. In fact, they are awful. The regular conductor, old Saltie, is ousted, and the pop musician delegated to take his place...
10:25am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 24 - Caring BeanMrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.
10:35am
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One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - EndgameVictor accidentally kidnaps a businessman's mother. There is a mix-up over a holiday cottage, Victor buys a haunted caravan, and Margaret has a heart attack.
11am30 min
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 17 - Justin's Lost VoiceJustin is in a singing mood and has been singing so loudly all day that he has lost his voice. Ever the caring friend, Robert tries various funny ways to help.
11:10am
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Blue Murder At St. Trinian's
The girls of St. Trinian's win a tour of Europe, getting involved in love, stolen diamonds and plenty of chaos along the way.
11:50am
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4 O'Clock Files
Episode 3 - RulesMr Bell is keen to emphasise school discipline in his latest video, but the pupils are more interested in the unwritten school rules by which they live their lives.
12pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
12:35pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:25pm
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The Smallest Show On Earth
A couple inherit a cinema and are shocked to find a decrepit building.
3pm
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Hank Zipzer
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Henry Winkler children's sitcom.
3:05pm
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Carry On Up The Jungle
The Carry On gang are joined by Frankie Howerd as they set off on an exotic jungle expedition. They encounter an all-female tribe and a sex-crazed gorilla.
3:05pm
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Pass It OnMaura decides that Roy should go through his toys and give away the ones he doesn't play with anymore.
3:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
4pm
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5pm
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 17 - Justin's Lost VoiceJustin is in a singing mood and has been singing so loudly all day that he has lost his voice. Ever the caring friend, Robert tries various funny ways to help.
5:25pm
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Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
6pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the first series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
6:15pm
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Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule
Series 1, Episode 2Harry is joined by guests Kathy Burke, Lorraine Kelly, Ainsley Harriott and Joe Lycett.
7:15pm
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Mr Bean's Holiday
The disaster-prone Englishman wins a holiday to Cannes, but on his travels he unwittingly separates a young boy from his film director father.
7:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
8:20pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
9pm
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Men Behaving Badly
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the laddish sitcom.
9pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 1 - HellThe time has come for the trio's annual summer holiday, and Father Ted has a fellow priest's caravan in mind as a perfect location.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 9With guests Kelly Hoppen, Louis Smith, Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty.
9pm
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John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 1, Episode 1 - James CordenJohn chats to James Corden about the highs and lows of his rise to fame, and his life in the USA.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Martin Clunes and panellists Jason Manford and Jess Phillips MP.
9:35pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 2 - Think Fast, Father TedWith the parochial house falling apart, Ted decides it's time to raise some money, and it seems that a raffle is the best way to do it. Pulling in a favour from Bishop Brennan, he secures a car as the top prize...
9:50pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Highlights Special - Jimmy, Sean & Jon's Best BitsHost Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson select their favourite bits from the last series for this special compilation show.
10pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 2 - Angel HairA pop star's marriage is threatened by a ransom note - but how can the kidnapping be filmed before the victim is captured?
10pm
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Yes Minister
A selection of episodes from the first series of the political sitcom.
10pm
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Carry On Forever
Episode 3The final episode looks at how the brand hit the seventies on top form before fading away at the end of the decade.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10:05pm
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Man Down
Series 1, Episode 3Dan's not been invited to his niece's birthday party, at his own home. He's determined to prove his responsibility - especially after discovering Naomi's been invited.
10:20pm30 min
The Nightly Show
Highlights Special - The Nightly Show With John Bishop Best BitsCompilation of highlights from last week's shows presented by John Bishop, featuring some of that week's most memorable moments including guests, games, VTs and much more.
10:25pm
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Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 10 - Shithouse BritainSam explains why the budget doesn't matter and Britain is already absolutely screwed, while Conservative MP David Davies solves some tricky immigration dilemmas. With Marek Larwood, London Hughes and Geoff Norcott.
10:35pm
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Man Down
Series 1, Episode 4Dan decides to join Brian on his early-morning running club, where he meets fitness guru and leader Dominic, a man with an hypnotically rotund rear end and a powerful secret.
11pm
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The Thick Of It
Series 4, Episode 7Every dog has its day, but as the fallout from the inquiry starts to take its toll, the everyday problems of government continue unabated. Despite the fact that no-one is actually talking to each other any more.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 2The BAFTA-winning sports-based comedy show continues. With guests Micky Flanagan, Andros Townsend and Laura Whitmore.
11pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 8The guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Ben Miller, Henning Wehn, Doon Mackichan and Alex Brooker.
11pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 4, Episode 5 - Nobody Wants Vom On Their CheeriosDave Gorman carries on assessing the goodishness of modern life, turning his attention to the various codes that we all know but don't know we know. And with the help of a roomful of photographs of Alan Sugar, he devises an experiment to discover whether people's behaviour is the same in the real world as it is online.
11:10pm
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How To Get Ahead In Advertising
Satire on advertising, starring Richard E. Grant as an ad man in the midst of a breakdown.
11:40pm
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Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 1The survivors of the explosion at Ravenhill Psychiatric Hospital are reunited to bury one of their number killed in the blast. But there is no rest for the wicked as new mysteries beckon.
Midnight
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 8The guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Ben Miller, Henning Wehn, Doon Mackichan and Alex Brooker.
Midnight
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Crackanory
Series 4, Episode 4 - The SurvivorIn 1850, a man wakes after a long illness and he finds he's being cared for by a group of strangers and a beautiful woman. If he is really their 'guest' as they keep insisting, why isn't he allowed out of the house? Narrated by Anna Friel, written by Alex Kirk.
12:10am
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 6Five-year-old Karen decides she's had enough of mum's nagging and announces that she's leaving home to go to Spain, or possibly Greenland.
12:20am
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Limmy's Show!
Series 1, Episode 3Falconhoof, the adventure phone-in host, has to deal with a particularly angry caller following an incident with some winged sandals.
12:30am
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 6Mock The Week returns for another run of light satire. The guests are Alun Cochrane, Stewart Francis and Andi Osho.
12:35am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 8Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins are the guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week.
1am
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Limmy's Show!
Series 1, Episode 4Wifi cafes are on the radar this week along with Dina Carroll's performance on Top of the Pops.
1am
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Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 1In the first episode Chris O'Dowd and Alexander Armstrong star in Joel Dommett's drunken Dambusters. Plus, watch the Impractical Jokers' tipsy take on a presidential disaster, starring Joe Thomas, Joe Wilkinson and Brett Goldstein.
1:10am
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Peter's Friends
A repeat of this 1992 film.
1:10am
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Man Down
Series 1, Episode 3Dan's not been invited to his niece's birthday party, at his own home. He's determined to prove his responsibility - especially after discovering Naomi's been invited.
1:10am
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Mock The Week
Series 13, New Year SpecialDara O Briain and the team crack open the bubbly, link arms and welcome 2015 with out-takes, quizzes and favourite clips featuring guests including Ed Byrne, Sara Pascoe and James Acaster.
1:40am
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House Of Fools
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Lost Plot AffairVic and Bob are struggling to find a plot for the episode. When a letter arrives from the White House announcing a Presidential visit, things start to look more promising.
1:40am
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Man Down
Series 1, Episode 4Dan decides to join Brian on his early-morning running club, where he meets fitness guru and leader Dominic, a man with an hypnotically rotund rear end and a powerful secret.
2am
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I Live With Models
Series 2, Episode 5 - Don't Hit On MollyWhen Tommy and Molly start getting along, Jess and Scarlet see trouble ahead for the flatshare. Jess lands a job with a difficult photographer and asks Scarlet for help.
2:15am
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House Of Fools
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Whip AffairVic receives an exciting letter from his ex-girlfriend Mary. He enlists help from Julie to prepare for their big date.
2:15am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Episode 6Anything goes as Alan Davies and guests Ross Noble, Janet Street-Porter, Angela Barnes and Michael Ball are given free reign to chinwag about Cher, crossbows and The Archers.
2:25am
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The Last Leg
Series 10, Episode 7In this edition, the boys are joined live in the studio by comedian Harry Hill and physicist Professor Brian Cox.
3am
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Jam
Comedy show from Chris Morris which delivers various unsettling sketches.
3am
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Gap Year
Episode 3 - Vietnam: The OrphanageDylan and Sean claim to be travel writers to blag a top room in a luxury hotel. Meanwhile Greg tries to move on from his ex-wife by pursuing a nurse at the orphanage.
3:15am
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Marshal's Law
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Loaded TV sitcom.
3:15am
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Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 1 - Crisis At The SummitYes, Prime Minister returns in a contemporary setting and unsurprisingly there is trouble afoot for the fraught PM. Jim Hacker's premiership is falling apart when a saviour appears - Kumranistan!
3:30am
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Crackanory
Series 4, Episode 4 - The SurvivorIn 1850, a man wakes after a long illness and he finds he's being cared for by a group of strangers and a beautiful woman. If he is really their 'guest' as they keep insisting, why isn't he allowed out of the house? Narrated by Anna Friel, written by Alex Kirk.
4am
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Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
5:05am
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Inspector's PetsIt's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund and the tropical fish...