Television
TV schedule Wednesday 8th March 2017
6am
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 1 - Stranger In ParadiseWhen one of the best rooms in Paradise Lodge becomes vacant, Flora hopes either she or Cissie will get it - but mostly she hopes she will get it! Meanwhile, a new male resident causes quite a stir.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 48 - High School InedibleDM and Penfold go back to school to thwart the plans of an evil food scientist and his killer hot dogs.
8am
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Under Your Hat
To keep an eye on her secret-agent husband, Kay gets a job as a maid.
8am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 4 - Hole In The SkyMargaret's in for a number of shocks as Victor helps a young Dutch girl to get back on her feet and a pair of eccentric builders arrive to embark on a loft conversion.
8:05am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 42 - Waitomo Glowworm Caves, New ZealandIt's Go Jetters glow when Glitch uses some glow worms for his disco pizzazz in New Zealand.
8:25am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 15 - Just For FunSpecial guest Mister Makes helps bring all the fun of the fair to Justin's house, plus a very cheeky little ghost is on the loose from the Ghost Train.
8:40am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
9am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:20am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
9:25am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 12 - LongerThe Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette, and get carried away when they try it for themselves. In the Boat, the Tea Machine is behaving oddly - the spout keeps on growing longer!
9:30am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Inventions GameSooty's latest Inventions take the gang onto a TV game show. Can they win over the show's judge, 'The Boss' or will Sweep throw a bone in the works? Guest starring John Thompson.
10am
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Sorry!
Series 1, Episode 2 - ButtonsTim's stuck playing the rear end of a pantomime horse, whilst his friend, director Zac, asks him to entertain one of his girlfriends, Vanessa, for the evening.
10am25 min
This Country
Series 1, Episode 5 - Peeping TomKurtan romantically pursues a girl who has just moved into the village, but finds he has a rival for her affections in his friend Slugs.
10:05am
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Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ghost TourDani and the gang come up with a way to pay off the castle debts but will it work without the help of Gabriel and Esme, or indeed the visiting Sam?
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Britain's longest-running sitcom.
11:15am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 8Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Poppy and Ben and special guests Katie Thistleton, Stu Goldsmith, Ivo Graham and Suzi Ruffell, who battle it out in a series of rounds and challenges.
12:05pm
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Every Day's A Holiday
A repeat of this 1965 film.
12:10pm
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Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 8 - OfstedDockbridge High is being inspected by Ofsted. Can the school pass with flying colours?
12:40pm
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My Family
Series 4, Episode 13 - It's A Window Filled LifeThe Harper house is quarantined because Roger is contagious. Nick goes into business with an eighteen-foot python, while Michael gets to grips with a rocket launcher.
12:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 15 - Frantic RomanticThe Farmer trying to impress his new date by cooking a romantic dinner. Unfortunately, the Farmer can't cook and Bitzer is a useless maitre d'. Can Shaun and the flock save the day when they take over the catering behind the scenes?
1pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 5 - Alistair's EngagementAlistair makes a surprising announcement - he's got engaged!
1:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At PropertiesThinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.
1:25pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 12 - LongerThe Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette, and get carried away when they try it for themselves. In the Boat, the Tea Machine is behaving oddly - the spout keeps on growing longer!
1:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 17 - The Inventor PreventorThere's serious monkey business in this episode as Danger Mouse and Penfold have to thwart a Victorian time-travelling chimp, Isambard King Kong Brunel, from uninventing the world.
1:40pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 1 - CliffhangerFrank and Betty take to the clifftops for a picnic.
2pm
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Shillingbury Tales
Episode 1 - The Shillingbury BlowersThe arrival of a pop musician and his wife in an English village upsets the status quo, particularly when he becomes involved in a brass band contest, which the local team is hotly contesting. The trouble with the good blowers of Shillingbury is that they are not very good. In fact, they are awful. The regular conductor, old Saltie, is ousted, and the pop musician delegated to take his place...
2pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
2pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 6 - Please Mind Your HeadHyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.
2pm
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2:05pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 8Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Poppy and Ben and special guests Katie Thistleton, Stu Goldsmith, Ivo Graham and Suzi Ruffell, who battle it out in a series of rounds and challenges.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Lost WeekendA dull weekend turns into a very painful lesson for Dorien.
2:40pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2:40pm
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3pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 7 - In Harm's WayBob is once again in plaster after putting his foot through the ceiling during Terry's DIY adventure. He feels he'll be safe from Terry's influence in the Out Patients department at the hospital. But who is that strange masked character who keeps aggravating his strained ligaments?
3:05pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 16 - Everything Must GoEverything must go when the farmer sets up a stall by the side of the road and leaves Bitzer in charge. The lazy sheepdog soon tires of his role and gives Shaun the job. He proves to be a much better salesman than Bitzer and the flock are only too happy to get stuck in, selling pretty much all the farmer's worldly possessions.
3:10pm
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Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
3:20pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
3:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 8Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Emily Maitlis, Jack Whitehall, Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci.
3:40pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - One Of UsA former head of MI5 is posthumously revealed to have been routinely passing information to the Russians during key Cold War years. An embarrassing story for any Government, but the situation becomes particularly tricky when it emerges that Humphrey chaired an inquiry that cleared him of such claims at the time...
3:45pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 8Singing waiter Opera Oliver plays gooseberry between two romantic diners, Simon Pieman rolls onto court to deliver a delicious cream pie to an umpire and glamorous news reporter Gail Force is at Little Bottom station with a world transport exclusive.
4pm
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Chance Of A Lifetime
A repeat of this 1950 film.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:15pm
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 2 - Raising The RoofWhen £500 has to be found to repair the church roof, Flora and her friends at Paradise Lodge offer to lend a hand. But there are some comic consequences when Flora decides that the best way to raise money is for the residents to put on a show.
4:25pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 21 - Flight To GenevaMichelle's latest scheme for the escape of the airmen (involving a mini-submarine) pushes René over the edge, and he attempts to elope with Yvette - and the two original paintings - to Switzerland.
4:50pm
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Doctor At Large
Episode 10 - Upton Sells OutUpton goes against his principles when he joins Stuart-Clark in a plush Harley Street practice. He is immediately at odds with the kind of medicine Dr. Whiteland dispenses.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
6pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 1 - CliffhangerFrank and Betty take to the clifftops for a picnic.
6pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At PropertiesThinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 9 - The Second Husband And The ShowgirlsTruly learns that his former wife's new husband is coming to town.
6:40pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 6 - Please Mind Your HeadHyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.
6:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 25 - Megahurtz AttacksDanger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 10A Victorian businessman goes undercover in his own factory, there's a right royal squabble over who should rule medieval England, we meet eccentric Georgian politician Mad Jack Mytton and the Real Tudor Hustle reveals the cleverest con tricks by naughty historical criminals.
7:20pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 5 - Alistair's EngagementAlistair makes a surprising announcement - he's got engaged!
7:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
8pm
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Boomers
Series 1, Episode 2This week, Carol and Trevor celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. With Joyce having organised a gastro-pub lunch, it looks like it could be a party to remember.
8:40pm
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Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 2 - FitMarley's attempts to befriend her neighbours are disrupted by having to look after her wayward niece. Meanwhile, Adam, Michael and the Vicar have their own night out, which leads to courtroom drama.
9pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 7 - In Harm's WayBob is once again in plaster after putting his foot through the ceiling during Terry's DIY adventure. He feels he'll be safe from Terry's influence in the Out Patients department at the hospital. But who is that strange masked character who keeps aggravating his strained ligaments?
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 1Sean Lock and Henning Wehn go up against Jon Richardson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Tom Allen joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters with 'help' from Joe Wilkinson.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 2Tracey Ullman becomes the 100th guest host of the programme. She is joined by the Reverend Richard Coles and BBC News anchor Clive Myrie.
9pm60 min
Benidorm
Series 9, Episode 2Joyce is invited to a conference in Barcelona. It seems like a welcome break - until she finds out that she has to make a speech in Spanish. She enlists Mateo to help her with the language.
9:20pm
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The Rebel
Series 1, Episode 2 - CharityWhen Charles goes missing, Henry eventually finds him volunteering in a former church, now newly opened charity shop 'Virtuous'. Donations to Margaret's shop have dropped off, and they suspect are being stolen from outside the door overnight. With some investigation, the horrible truth about Virtuous begins to come to light.
9:40pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 8 - One Of UsA former head of MI5 is posthumously revealed to have been routinely passing information to the Russians during key Cold War years. An embarrassing story for any Government, but the situation becomes particularly tricky when it emerges that Humphrey chaired an inquiry that cleared him of such claims at the time...
10pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 3 - LibrarianLee is becoming increasingly riled by Guy's constant presence in the flat.
10pm30 min
Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 1In the first episode Chris O'Dowd and Alexander Armstrong star in Joel Dommett's drunken Dambusters. Plus, watch the Impractical Jokers' tipsy take on a presidential disaster, starring Joe Thomas, Joe Wilkinson and Brett Goldstein.
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 7Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Tiff Stevenson.
10pm60 min
Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 2, Episode 2This week, Matt is joined by Conservative MP Michael Fabricant.
10pm30 min
10:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 21 - Flight To GenevaMichelle's latest scheme for the escape of the airmen (involving a mini-submarine) pushes René over the edge, and he attempts to elope with Yvette - and the two original paintings - to Switzerland.
10:30pm
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Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 1 - Alien Hunting In NevadaRussell and his mum are off in search of alien life, they're heading to the UFO capital of the USA: Nevada. Russell and Ninette join an alien abductee support group, and meet a woman who can show them how to communicate with extra-terrestrials before they venture out to an alien hot spot in a bid to make contact.
10:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 4 - BabyLucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow.
10:45pm
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Car Share
Series 1, Episode 3Kayleigh is running late but John is determined to get to work on time as the last thing he needs on the journey are any further delays.
10:55pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
11pm
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The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 1Chris Ramsey is joined by Jimmy Carr and Natasia Demetriou who play a game of 'Pet Toy or Sex Toy' before battling a rowdy hen party in Gamewreckers as they go head-to-head in a Just Dance challenge. Chris tries to transform himself into a 'proper Geordie' on a train with helpful tips from Geordie Queen, Vicky Pattison.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 4 - 100th EpisodeMock The Week celebrates its 100th episode, with guests Milton Jones, Ava Vidal and Mark Watson.
11:15pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 2Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by Jack Whitehall and Roisin Conaty, while Rob Beckett joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner and Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley.
11:15pm
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Car Share
Series 1, Episode 3Kayleigh is running late but John is determined to get to work on time as the last thing he needs on the journey are any further delays.
11:20pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 7 - Exploitin'Saffy's feeling the stress of motherhood, and taunted by Patsy as to her tired emotional and physical state, agrees to allow Eddy to look after Jane for the day. Unfortunately, the wayward grandmother doesn't have entirely honest intentions for the young one.
11:20pm
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Little Britain
Series 3, Episode 4Emily and Florence go on a stag night and the Prime Minister's moustache tickles Sebastian. Ting Tong's mother arrives on the Mike McShane estate and Bubbles discovers the reason why Roman left her for Desiree.
11:30pm
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Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parents' EveningParents' evening is a nightmare unlike any other for Alfie, and today he's also got a pile of mock exams to mark before fierce deputy headmistress Pickwell fails his entire class.
11:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 5Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison look back at the Wimbledon final and ahead at the final preparations for the London Olympics, with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Miles Jupp and Milton Jones.
Midnight
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Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 4 - The AffairMark discovers that Jeremy's girlfriend Elena, has a guilty secret.
12:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 3Reginald D. Hunter and Aisling Bea join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson, while Holly Walsh joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, and Joe Wilkinson 'assists' Rachel Riley.
12:15am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 2Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bob Mortimer, Gabby Logan, Katherine Parkinson and Steve Backshall.
12:15am
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12:20am
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12:40am
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12:40am
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The Cottage
Comedy horror about brothers who kidnap a crime boss's daughter and hold her for ransom in a secluded country cottage.
1am
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Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 2, Episode 2This week, Matt is joined by Conservative MP Michael Fabricant.
1:20am
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Getting On
Series 2, Episode 4Hilary is busy spreading his 'Icing The Cake' initiative, with limited success. Pippa is primping herself for a lunch appointment with consultant Peter Healy, while Den and Hilary have a tricky matter to deal with and Kim embarks on a vendetta.
1:30am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 13Seann Walsh presents another energetic mix of stand-up comedy, sketch and viral clips.
2am
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Shooting Stars
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the celebrity showbiz quiz.
2am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Episode 1No agenda or script, just side-splitting improvised chat and amusing anecdotes with Alan Davies and his comedic chums Tommy Tiernan, Jimmy Carr, Seann Walsh and Holly Walsh.
2:20am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 2Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by Jack Whitehall and Roisin Conaty, while Rob Beckett joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner and Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley.
2:50am
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London Irish
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Channel 4 sitcom.
3:25am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Lost WeekendA dull weekend turns into a very painful lesson for Dorien.