Television
TV schedule Tuesday 7th March 2017
6am
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In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 7 - Up In The WorldPardoe's has gone bust, leaving J. Unsworth & Co. as the sole planter in miles. With business booming far beyond capacity, Mary's feeling neglected and unloved. Could this be a fatal strain on the Henshaw marriage?
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 14 - Danger FanShortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit members of the team start to disappear.
8am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 3 - Rearranging The DustVictor and Margaret visit a solicitor to sort out some legal matters. But a long, non-eventful wait then brings more misery.
8:05am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 41 - Hong Kong, ChinaThe team spring into action when Glitch's mini-master toys invade Hong Kong Harbour.
8:25am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 14 - The House Of JustinJustin's house opens its doors as a department store. Will the first ever customer, Andy Day, manage to buy any of the bargains on offer?
8:40am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
9am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:20am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
9:25am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 11 - CollectingThe Twirlywoos see some children collecting eggs, and decide to do some collecting of their own. Back in the Boat, Peekaboo leaves them more things to collect.
9:30am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?
10am
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Sorry!
Series 1, Episode 1 - For Love Or MummyTimothy sets his mother's back up when he arranges a date on his regular bath night. When she puts all of his trousers in the wash, he's forced to go dressed in a cat costume.
10:05am
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Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 2 - City BoyJimmy discovers things in the country are not as simple as he thinks. Dani gets some dance training for the annual Bogmoor Ball.
10:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Britain's longest-running sitcom.
11:15am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 7Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Luca and Amara and special guests Lauren Layfield, Matthew Crosby, Dan Wright and Marlon Davis, who battle it out in a series of rounds and challenges.
12:10pm
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Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 7 - Bird InsideThere's a pigeon on the loose inside the school and caretaker Dave is determined to catch it.
12:40pm
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My Family
Series 4, Episode 12 - May The Best Man WinAbi's father asks Ben to be his best man, which turns out to be a bad move.
12:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bitzer's New HatThe Farmer gives Bitzer a horrible new hat. Bitzer is very upset as he treasured his old hat. The flock rallies round to try to cheer him up with a selection of dashing alternative head gear.
1pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 4 - What's Wrong With Mrs. Bale?Even by Mrs. Bale's standards, her mood is particularly fractured and Jean, Rocky and Madge are dying to know what is wrong. Could it be a man? Lionel, meanwhile, is feeling unwell.
1:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 3 - A Celebrity For The BarbecueAn outdoors-indoors luxury barbecue sounds complicated - and it is!
1:25pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 11 - CollectingThe Twirlywoos see some children collecting eggs, and decide to do some collecting of their own. Back in the Boat, Peekaboo leaves them more things to collect.
1:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 15 - Quark GamesThe heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event.
1:40pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Employment ExchangeUnlucky-in-work Frank has job trouble.
2pm
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Up In The World
Slapstick British comedy vehicle for Norman Wisdom about a window cleaner on a country estate who suffers the pranks of his employer's son.
2pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
2pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 4 - The CommodoreHyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.
2pm
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2:05pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 7Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Luca and Amara and special guests Lauren Layfield, Matthew Crosby, Dan Wright and Marlon Davis, who battle it out in a series of rounds and challenges.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 5 - ConfidenceDorien joins the Open University as Tracey struggles with the great school of life.
2:40pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2:40pm
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3pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 6 - Some Day We'll Laugh About ThisWhen Bob and Thelma go away for a weekend of skiing, Bob leave Terry in charge of their new home with a list of DIY jobs to complete! Thelma is unaware of the plan until her mother catches Terry at the house and her news puts a damper on the holiday.
3:05pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 14 - Hide And SqueakThe Farmer is terrorised when a cute mouse appears in the farmhouse and Pidsley the cat is ordered to dispose of the rodent. When the mouse takes refuge in Shaun's fleece, the flock persuade him to protect their new friend from the pitiless cat.
3:10pm
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Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
3:20pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
3:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 7Lee Mack is joined by Huw Edwards and Sarah Millican, and David Mitchell is joined by Bradley Walsh and Josie Lawrence.
3:40pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Bishops GambitThe position of Dean at Bury St Edmunds has become vacant, and as PM, it's - in practical terms - Jim's job to choose who should take the post. Unfortunately, of the two names put forward for the role, one is a Marxist and the other an atheist, neither of which appeal much to Hacker!
3:45pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 7Unlikely keep fit guru Keith Fit takes to the water, while hapless fisherman Rod fails to get his wife Annette to notice his latest catch.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:10pm
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You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 1 - Stranger In ParadiseWhen one of the best rooms in Paradise Lodge becomes vacant, Flora hopes either she or Cissie will get it - but mostly she hopes she will get it! Meanwhile, a new male resident causes quite a stir.
4:25pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 20 - Land Mines For LondonThe plans to drop the British airmen, concealed inside land mines, over England are progressing - but with Herr Flick's intervention, not all that well. But things could be far worse at Café René if Yvette is not careful with her candles!
4:50pm
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Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
4:50pm
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Doctor At Large
Episode 9 - Lock, Stock & BerylMike is on the lookout for a better job, and when Collier leaps in and snaffles the first one that comes up - it's war!
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Busmen's BallThe annual Busmen's Ball comes round once again and Arthur has decided that he and Olive will not be attending such a low-brow affair. Then he discovers what this year's cabaret is going to be...
6pm
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Employment ExchangeUnlucky-in-work Frank has job trouble.
6pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 3 - A Celebrity For The BarbecueAn outdoors-indoors luxury barbecue sounds complicated - and it is!
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 8 - The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny StuffTruly, Clegg and Billy track down a man famous for his green fingers.
6:40pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 4 - The CommodoreHyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.
6:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 24 - Escape From Big HeadSquawkencluck reboots the Big Head base computer, which immediately locks up everyone in a maximum security prison.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 3The boys test their horsepower to the max on Stone Age Top Gear, Charles Dickens sings about his life and books, the Greek philosophers host weird dinner parties on Historical Come Dine With Me, and Vlad the Impaler reveals his horrible new plan for keeping out the neighbours.
7:20pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 4 - What's Wrong With Mrs. Bale?Even by Mrs. Bale's standards, her mood is particularly fractured and Jean, Rocky and Madge are dying to know what is wrong. Could it be a man? Lionel, meanwhile, is feeling unwell.
7:20pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
8pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
9pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 6 - Some Day We'll Laugh About ThisWhen Bob and Thelma go away for a weekend of skiing, Bob leave Terry in charge of their new home with a list of DIY jobs to complete! Thelma is unaware of the plan until her mother catches Terry at the house and her news puts a damper on the holiday.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm60 min
Play To The Whistle
Series 3, Episode 2Holly Willoughby and team captains Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh are joined by football icon Alan Shearer, England cricket star James Anderson and comedian Jimmy Carr. As always, funnymen Romesh Ranganathan and Seann Walsh are on hand too.
9:30pm30 min
I Live With Models
Series 2, Episode 5 - Don't Hit On MollyWhen Tommy and Molly start getting along, Jess and Scarlet see trouble ahead for the flatshare. Jess lands a job with a difficult photographer and asks Scarlet for help.
9:40pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Bishops GambitThe position of Dean at Bury St Edmunds has become vacant, and as PM, it's - in practical terms - Jim's job to choose who should take the post. Unfortunately, of the two names put forward for the role, one is a Marxist and the other an atheist, neither of which appeal much to Hacker!
10pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 1 - Communication ProblemsIt's St. George's Day, and when a Mrs Alice Richards books into Fawlty Towers expecting a room with sea view, Basil's temper begins to boil. Meanwhile, a racing tip from a rare satisfied guest could land him in it with Sybil.
10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 5This week, Jon Richardson is joined by Holly Walsh and rapper Example, whilst Sean Lock has actor John Hannah and Canadian comic Bobby Mair on his team.
10pm
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You, Me And The Apocalypse
Episode 87 days to go. With seven days to go until the predicted end of the world, Jamie seriously underestimates Ariel's intelligence when the pair come face to face in uncertain circumstances.
10pm30 min
Inside No. 9
Series 3, Episode 4 - Empty OrchestraWhat better way to celebrate Roger's promotion than a full-on, old-school karaoke session? An evening of hopes, dreams, intrigue, romance, betrayal and an awful lot of singing.
10pm60 min
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 5, Episode 3Alan Davies plays host to Annie Siddons and welcomes back Patrick Kielty, Katherine Ryan and Joe Lycett as they ruminate about parking tickets, the accidental death of a pony and a rather nasty plane crash.
10pm30 min
10pm
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Plebs
Series 3, Episode 5 - The CrimewaveAs a crime wave sweeps the city, the boys join a Roman military fitness class to protect themselves on the streets. Flavia introduces some dubious new security measures at work. Grumio starts dating Agatha, a talented baker, who may well be a feeder.
10pm30 min
Catastrophe
Series 3, Episode 2Rob and Sharon are still on shaky ground with each other and face challenges in their work lives too.
10:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 20 - Land Mines For LondonThe plans to drop the British airmen, concealed inside land mines, over England are progressing - but with Herr Flick's intervention, not all that well. But things could be far worse at Café René if Yvette is not careful with her candles!
10:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 6 - Schmoozin'Eddy's first ever boyfriend, Pete, is back on the scene, and he's in possession of a set of lost Beatles recordings. As he, Patsy and Eddy celebrate the find and prepare to unveil the tapes to the world, it seems that nothing can go wrong.
10:45pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 2Tracey Ullman becomes the 100th guest host of the programme. She is joined by the Reverend Richard Coles and BBC News anchor Clive Myrie.
10:50pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
10:55pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
11pm
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Stalled
A cleaner gets trapped in a women's restroom and encounters an all-out attack by a horde of zombies.
11pm
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Withnail & I
Film following the drink-and drug-fuelled misadventures of two struggling actors in a squalid London flat and an isolated Lake District cottage.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 3More topical comedy with Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison. The guests are Marcus Brigstocke, Gary Delaney and Zoe Lyons.
11:10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 1Sean Lock and David Mitchell go up against Jon Richardson and Katherine Ryan. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'assists' Rachel Riley.
11:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 4 - 100th EpisodeMock The Week celebrates its 100th episode, with guests Milton Jones, Ava Vidal and Mark Watson.
Midnight
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Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 3 - Jeremy In LoveJeremy realises that he's in love with Elena and decides to be generally less selfish to win her affection. He also thinks it might be a good idea to tell her he loves her, but Mark isn't so sure...
12:15am
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12:20am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 6Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.
12:20am
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12:30am
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I Live With Models
Series 2, Episode 5 - Don't Hit On MollyWhen Tommy and Molly start getting along, Jess and Scarlet see trouble ahead for the flatshare. Jess lands a job with a difficult photographer and asks Scarlet for help.
12:35am
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 3 - LibrarianLee is becoming increasingly riled by Guy's constant presence in the flat.
12:55am
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What A Performance! Pioneers Of Popular Entertainment
Episode 3 - Variety Finds A New HomeIn episode three, Frank and Suzy explore variety's move to television and increasing competition from other sources.
1:15am
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 4 - BabyLucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow.
1:30am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 12Sixteen year-old web guru Sam Sadler, cheese made from breast milk, and Doritos soup feature this week.
1:50am
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Shooting Stars
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the celebrity showbiz quiz.
1:55am
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Alexander Armstrong's Real Ripping Yarns
Alexander Armstrong explores the literature that inspired Michael Palin and Terry Jones's classic comedy anthology series, Ripping Yarns.
2am
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Mount Pleasant
Series 2, Episode 2While Dan grows jealous of Lisa's friendship with Kim, the residents must pull together when tragedy strikes. Plus, Pauline receives a blast from the past.
2am
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
2:40am
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PhoneShop
A selection of episodes from the first series of the high street sitcom.
3am
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Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
3:20am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Highlights Special - Best BitsThe first of a two-part compilation of the best bits from the 13th series. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson play the topical comedy panel show with various guests.
3:25am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 5 - ConfidenceDorien joins the Open University as Tracey struggles with the great school of life.
3:30am
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Little Britain
Series 2, Episode 1Bubbles De Vere is under some pressure to settle her bill at the Health Spa.