TV schedule for 4th March 2017 (full list)

6am (repeat)

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

A selection of episodes from the first series of the classic comedy drama.

6:20am (repeat)

On The Buses

Series 4, Episode 13 - Not Tonight

New canteen girl Stella makes a pass at Stan, and - having suffered a long unlucky streak - he is only too happy to jump to her advances. But are her intentions honourable?

6:45am (repeat)

Sooty. Richard (Richard Cadell). Copyright: Tivoli Media

When the actors for Mr Slater's pantomime don't turn up, Sooty, Sweep and Soo perform instead. Will The Wicked Bunny have Little Blue Riding Hood for his supper, or can Sooty the woodcutter come to her rescue?

7:10am (repeat)

Scream Street

Series 1, Episode 38 - Nightmare Neighbours

Luke's master plan to make his room uninhabitable and move in next door with Resus backfires when a pack of vampire rats invades.

7:35am (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 1, Episode 29 - Camping

An old photo album causes Bean to reminisce about summers at Scout camp as a boy, and sets him planning a night under the stars with Teddy. Purchasing a tent proves a problem, but nothing is going to stop him having a good time - even if he has to get the garden shed over the roof of his house.

8am (repeat)

Go Jetters

Series 1, Episode 14 - The Colosseum, Italy

Glitch visits Rome to race his grimbots in the Colosseum. Can the Go Jetters stop him?

8:10am (repeat)

Go Jetters

Series 1, Episode 15 - The Taj Mahal, India

The grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?

9am (repeat)

Blandings

Series 2, Episode 5 - Sticky Wicket At Blandings

Colonel Fanshawe (guest star James Fleet) calls to sound out Clarence as his successor as Lord Lieutenant of Shropshire, an honour for which Connie is desperate; but Beach has become positively peculiar. Blandings is more than ever an embarrassing shambles. And there is the question of Mugsy, the dog.

9am (repeat)

Mapp & Lucia

TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.

9am
15 min

Pls Like

Series 1, Episode 4 - Health & Fitness

This week Liam has to create a fitness vlog. For inspiration, he meets kale-obsessed vlogger, Polly Sprong, aka 'The Hectic Yoga'. And he goes for a gym session with self-titled 'alpha vlogger', Johnny Jackson.

9:40am (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door Closes

Del's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.

9:40am (repeat)

Carry On Girls

The once-bustling seaside resort of Fircombe organises a beauty contest to try to increase visitors and revenue for the town.

10:10am (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 17 - Back To School

Mr Bean inadvertently becomes a teacher - but can he control the unruly class?

10:10am
15 min

Little Roy

Series 1, Episode 24 - Toy Roy

When Tristan's cousin Lucy comes to play for her birthday, the boys accidentally tear her present of a Teddy Bear. Roy pretends to be a toy to distract Lucy, while Tristan tries to fix up the bear. Roy soon realises that he misses being himself, but how can he tell Lucy the truth?

10:20am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

10:25am (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 18 - Lord Bean

Mr Bean finds out he is a lord and visits his Scottish family home - but keeping a castle is a costly business.

11am
30 min

Justin's House

Series 4, Episode 14 - Cat's Lost Bag

Cat has lost her favourite Cat Pack, which she has had since she was just a little girl explorer, so Robert calls on someone special to help look for it.

12:20pm (repeat)

Boomers

Series 1, Episode 1

A funeral is approaching, and Alan is particularly looking forward to it as his old friend Mick is attending, from his retirement home in Spain. No one else is quite so pleased.

12:30pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

12:45pm (repeat)

Millie Inbetween

Series 3, Episode 12 - The Big Day

When she realises it's finally time mum and Mike got married, Millie persuades Lauren and Craig they should 'propose' to them.

12:55pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

1pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

1:10pm (repeat)

4 O'Clock Club

Series 6, Episode 1 - Antenatal

Can Nero and Clem's summer romance survive the start of term? Can anyone believe Owen's new girlfriend? And is anyone ready for Dexter and Lizzie's big news?

2pm (repeat)

Sailor Beware

1950s farce starring Peggy Mount as a formidable mother who scares her daughter's naval fiancé.

3:05pm (repeat)

Little Roy

Series 1, Episode 24 - Toy Roy

When Tristan's cousin Lucy comes to play for her birthday, the boys accidentally tear her present of a Teddy Bear. Roy pretends to be a toy to distract Lucy, while Tristan tries to fix up the bear. Roy soon realises that he misses being himself, but how can he tell Lucy the truth?

5pm (repeat)

One Foot In The Grave

A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.

5pm (repeat)

Justin's House

Series 4, Episode 14 - Cat's Lost Bag

Cat has lost her favourite Cat Pack, which she has had since she was just a little girl explorer, so Robert calls on someone special to help look for it.

6pm (repeat)

The Wrong Arm Of The Law

Crime comedy starring Peter Sellers and Lionel Jeffries. London's criminal gangs team up with the police to catch a group of Australian newcomers.

6pm (repeat)

My Family

A selection of episodes from the first series of the mainstream BBC One sitcom.

7pm (repeat)

Not Going Out

A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.

7:55pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

8pm (repeat)

A Private Function

Satire about food rationing and social climbing, set amidst post-war austerity Britain.

8pm (repeat)

4 O'Clock Club

Series 6, Episode 1 - Antenatal

Can Nero and Clem's summer romance survive the start of term? Can anyone believe Owen's new girlfriend? And is anyone ready for Dexter and Lizzie's big news?

8:20pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

8:45pm (repeat)

Dad's Army

Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little Secret

Mrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.

9pm (repeat)

The Trip

A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom starring Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan.

9pm (repeat)

Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!

Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.

9pm (repeat)

Mock The Week

A selection of episodes from the second series of the satirical panel game.

9:15pm
45 min version (repeat)

Live At The Apollo

Series 12, Episode 4 - Adam Hills, Jamali Maddix, Michelle Wolf

Australian comedy star and host of Channel 4's The Last Leg, Adam Hills hosts as he introduces US comic Michelle Wolf and sharp-witted Jamali Maddix to the stage.

9:30pm (repeat)

Mrs. Brown's Boys

Series 3, Episode 5 - Mammy?

It's a stressful day for Agnes, as everything seems to be happening all at once. Rory and Dino have had a huge falling out, and Mark and Betty have got their emigration visas and are off to Australia.

10pm (repeat)

Nuns On The Run

Film starring Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane as a pair of gangsters desperate to go straight, against their gang boss's wishes.

10pm (repeat)

You, Me And The Apocalypse

Episode 9

24 hours to go. With just 24 hours until the comet crashes into Earth, the race to reach the bunker is on. Plus, the results of Operation Saviour are revealed to the world.

10:25pm
30 min

Sam Delaney's News Thing

Episode 9 - Nigel Farage's Knighthood

Sam explains why the House of Lords is the last bastion of progressive politics and Nigel Farage gets the knighthood he's always wanted. With Luisa Zissman, Iain Lee and Marlon Davis.

11pm (repeat)

Bottom

Series 3, Episode 5 - Finger

After being knocked out by a psychotic Welshman, Richie wants revenge. It just so happens to be Taffy O'Jones's wedding day; having stolen his car, Richie and Eddie also take his honeymoon.

11pm (repeat)

A League Of Their Own

Series 7, Out-takes - Unseen Vol 2

More never-before-seen footage of James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff, Jack Whitehall and their guests on the cheeky sports-themed panel show.

11pm (repeat)

Carry On Forever

Episode 2

The second episode chronicles what many consider to be the golden era of the Carry On brand in the late sixties.

11pm (repeat)

Drunk History

A selection of episodes from the second series of the intoxicated comedy.

11pm (repeat)

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Series 5, Episode 2

Bob Mortimer, Lizzie Roper, Gemma Whelan and Tom Rosenthal join Alan Davies as they discuss Game of Thrones, shoplifting and a funny case of mistaken identity.

11:40pm (repeat)

Bottom

Series 3, Episode 6 - Carnival

When the local carnival ends in a riot, the boys go out looting. Richie grabs a video camera from the back of a BBC van, and they decide to find fame through filming their own movies.

11:45pm (repeat)

This Country

Series 1, Episode 4 - King Of The Nerds

Kerry and Kurtan attend a talk at the village hall. Kerry is inspired and starts a career as a door-to-door saleswoman.

11:45pm (repeat)

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Series 4, Episode 2

The fact-busting fun continues as Lee Mack is joined by broadcaster Sara Cox, MasterChef presenter Gregg Wallace and comedian Rhod Gilbert.

11:50pm (repeat)

Privates On Parade

Comedy about a concert party entertaining British troops in Malaysia, 1947.

Midnight (repeat)

Cool It, Carol!

Joe Sickles and Carol Thatcher decide to head to London for work but the naïve couple soon become drawn to the more seedy side of the capital.

Midnight
60 min version (repeat)

QI. Image shows from L to R: Alan Davies, Stephen Fry. Copyright: TalkbackThames

QI

Series I, Episode 1 - I-Spy

With Jimmy Carr, Lee Mack and Sandi Toksvig.

12:05am (repeat)

Catastrophe

Series 3, Episode 1

Rob picks up where he left off last time, with an unexplained receipt for the morning after pill in his hand and a lot of questions for Sharon.

12:10am (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 4 (Channel 4: Series 5), Episode 2

Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests David Baddiel and Trevor Noah. Joey Essex is in Dictionary Corner while Alex Horne and The Horne Section help Rachel Riley.

12:10am (repeat)

Papadopoulos & Sons

After a financial market collapse, self-made millionaire Harry loses everything apart from an abandoned fish & chip shop half-owned by his brother.

12:15am (repeat)

Outnumbered

Series 1, Episode 1

We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.

12:20am (repeat)

Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island

Richie and Eddie find themselves marooned on a desert island in the third live stage show based on the popular sitcom.

12:45am (repeat)

A League Of Their Own

Series 10, Out-takes - Unseen

Rejoin the A League of Their Own boys and their guests as the hit comedy and entertainment show runs into extra time with outtakes and unseen footage from Series 10.

12:55am (repeat)

Outnumbered

Series 1, Episode 2

The celebration of parental incompetence continues, with the problems piling up for mum and dad.

1am (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 6, Episode 4 - Conference

Determined to put a stop to Lucy flirting at an Annual Trade Conference in order to get work, Lee takes evasive action.

1:15am (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 4 (Channel 4: Series 5), Episode 3

Vic Reeves and Jo Brand take on the words and numbers. Adam Buxton is in with Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent. Plus a special appearance from comedian Rob Beckett.

2am (repeat)

Can You Keep It Up For A Week?

Infamous 1974 sex comedy, starring Jeremy Bulloch as walking disaster-area Gil.

2am (repeat)

London Irish

A selection of episodes from the first series of the Channel 4 sitcom.

2am (repeat)

Comedy Store

Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store!

2:05am (repeat)

Minder

Series 1, Episode 1 - Gunfight At The O.K. Laundrette

Terry finds himself caught up in a robbery of the week's takings at the O.K. Laundrette. Whilst he attempts to talk round the armed gang in an overnight hostage situation, Arthur's more interested in drumming up publicity.

2:20am (repeat)

Father Ted

Series 1, Episode 5 - And God Created Woman

Ted ends up playing host to one of his favourite novelists, the rather attractive Polly Clarke. Meanwhile, a group of Nuns are also scheduled to pay visit to Craggy island.

2:30am (repeat)

Comedy Store

Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more!

2:55am (repeat)

Father Ted

Series 1, Episode 6 - Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest

Father Jack consumes more floor polish than is good for him and leaves Ted and Dougal half a million pounds in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to claim it?

3am (repeat)