Television
TV schedule Sunday 19th February 2017
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 6 - The 'L' BusStan and Jack are placed in charge of the L., or 'learner' bus. At home, following a bit of fixing by Stan, Arthur and Olive's bed collapses.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 22 - Wacky WashingSooty and the gang are running Mr Slater's laundrette! But when Sweep confuses red paint with washing powder, he's left in a bit of a spin. Will the football kit be clean in time for the match?
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 35 - Bone CruncherA surfing competition with a difference comes to Scream Street - an air surfing competition! But the race is run by a sinister pirate. The gang all enter, not realising they may have just signed their lives away.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 10 - Mitchell JuniorWhen Mitchell is issued a strange simulation baby doll to teach him responsibility, his first reaction is to bin it. But it keeps coming back and he soon realises that the doll is alive. From apathy to panic, and finally to parenthood, Mitchell soon appreciates that having Mitchell Junior around might not be so bad after all.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SofaThe sofa's springs explode under Mr Bean. Can he afford to buy a new sofa? Or will relaxing in front of the telly be a thing of the past?
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Man In The Long Black CoatSeven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 7 - Saturday Night SuitThere are thrills in Deadly Diddy 60, popular word quiz Diddydown and more dance studio drama in The Diddy Step.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Great Wall of ChinaGlitch and his grimbots have a long race on a very long wall - the Great Wall of China!
Carry On Sergeant
The first Carry On film. Sergeant Grimshawe is desperate to win the award for best troop before he retires.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 11 - Flat PackMr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 21 - Egg ChasersRoy, Becky and Tristan team up to find as many eggs as possible at the Barker's Annual Easter Egg Hunt, but Roy becomes hugely unpopular when he finds every single egg. The other children accuse Roy of cheating and hurt his feelings. Roy realises his cartoon abilities gave him a big advantage, so he restages the hunt for everyone.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of ten episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
Follow That Camel
Comedy from the Carry On team about a young English aristocrat who joins the Foreign Legion. Phil Silvers guest stars.
Down Among The Z Men
The four original Goons star as Prof. Osric Pureheart misplaces a secret military formula.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Q Planes
A repeat of this 1939 film.
Carry On Teacher
A group of school children try to stop their mild-mannered headmaster leaving.
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 21 - Egg ChasersRoy, Becky and Tristan team up to find as many eggs as possible at the Barker's Annual Easter Egg Hunt, but Roy becomes hugely unpopular when he finds every single egg. The other children accuse Roy of cheating and hurt his feelings. Roy realises his cartoon abilities gave him a big advantage, so he restages the hunt for everyone.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 20 - Justin TimesHelped by a giant potato and CBeebies' Andy Day, Justin and Robert do their best to print the Justin Times.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 11 - Flat PackMr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 11 - Valentine's DayLauren is completely loved-up and ignoring Millie. Missing her sister's attention, Millie pretends she's had a valentine from a new boyfriend. Meanwhile, Craig impresses Fran when he sticks up for Jake.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Best Pair Of Legs In The Business
Comedy drama following out-of-luck entertainer Sherry Sheridan as he tries to reinvigorate his career and save his marriage.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the third series of the cornershop sitcom.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 3Lee Mack welcomes comedian Jimmy Carr, The Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson and TV presenter Jameela Jamil to join his fun and fact-filled panel show.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Celebrity Advice Bureau
Episode 3Entertaining series in which celebrity advisers, including Louis Walsh, Fay Ripley, David Baddiel and Rick Edwards, offer their best advice for daily dilemmas.
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the second series of the comic historical saga.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 1 - Good Luck, Father TedWhen he receives a call from a television producer, Father Ted thinks he may have spied a route to fame, fortune, and an escape from Craggy Island.
Urban Myths: Muhammad Ali
Comedy drama about Muhammad Ali talking a suicidal stranger down from a ledge.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 3In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Tom Rosenthal, Craig Revel Horwood, Roisin Conaty and US comic Rob Delaney for this show.
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 6Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Frankie Boyle and guest panellists Adil Ray and Julia Hartley-Brewer.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 2 - Entertaining Father StoneFather Stone, a priest even more boring than Dougal is stupid, is paying his annual visit - and he doesn't have to get back to his Parish for a few weeks...
The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything
New Year SpecialJonathan Ross, David Walliams, Katherine Ryan, Aisling Bea, Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade join Jimmy to compete for the Big Fat Quiz crown.
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 7 - Keeping Up With The Kim-Jong-AshiansSam looks at the latest developments in the Kim Jong family, Ann Widdecombe weighs in on Brexit and prison reform, and the panel assess just how much of a dickhead Piers Morgan really is.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 10, Episode 8 - You Can't Always Get What You WantWith a verdict due from Dorien's court case, Sharon and Tracey have a scary vision of the future. Are the birds destined to part?
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 1 - MondayIt's Monday and aside from a missing delivery of granary torpedos, the team must also deal with a new, inexperienced and somewhat naive human resources manager.
The Thick Of It
Series 4, Episode 1Tensions are running high in DoSAC. It is launch day for 'Silicon Playgrounds', a new digital youth policy - and Number 10 spin doctor Stewart Pearson delivers the bombshell that the PM wants digital-illiterate Peter Mannion to launch it. What could possibly go wrong?
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 6 - Stuck On Level 342This week computer games adverts, boardgames, crossword and Sudoku books all come under the spotlight. Meanwhile Dave's jigsaw habit is revealed, and Alan Sugar makes a rather puzzling appearance.
Steptoe And Son Ride Again
The rag-and-bone business is in trouble and Harold is convinced that Albert must die so that he can collect the old man's life insurance.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
The Thick Of It
Series 4, Episode 2Nicola and Malcolm are less than happy when her new policy advisor, Helen Hatley, is accidentally photographed holding embarrassing notes from an ideas meeting. As if being followed around by an eight foot pork chop and being attacked by your own side wasn't enough to deal with!
Crackanory
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Close SlaveSet in ancient Rome, a slave who works in a playwright's household helps him finish his latest opus. Little does he know he's effectively conceived his own death. Written by Tony Way, narrated by Dara O Briain.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 2Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Miles Jupp and Aisling Bea. Countdown regular Susie Dent has help from Nick Helm.
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 3Adventure phone-in host Falconhoof gets propositioned about a spot of charity work live on air.
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 4 - Alexander Armstrong, Henry Blofeld, Dame Kelly HolmesAlexander Armstrong, superstar athlete Dame Kelly Holmes and golden voice of cricket Henry Blofeld compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Nominations include restaurants that don't keep proper powdered English mustard, snoring in public places and unnecessary cocktail ingredients.
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 4Lovable ex-junkie Jacqueline McCafferty meets her hero, but doesn't make things easy for herself; and The Secret Agents meet on a park bench with their newspapers.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 1Jack Dee, Jack Whitehall, Jamelia and Dr Christian Jessen from Embarrassing Bodies join Jimmy, Sean and Jason.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 1 - Good Luck, Father TedWhen he receives a call from a television producer, Father Ted thinks he may have spied a route to fame, fortune, and an escape from Craggy Island.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Dave Gorman Goodish Hits, Highlights Special - Series 1 highlightsThe stand-out bits from Dave Gorman's sublime comedy series in which he shares wry observations on modern life's little quirks. Stay tuned for some previously unseen clips.
Da Ali G Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of the show featuring Sacha Baron Cohen's comic creation.
House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Birthday AffairWhen Vic invites Bob's ex-wife over as a surprise, Bob is not at all pleased.
The Last Leg
Series 10, Episode 4Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe are joined by Victoria Coren Mitchell to look at what has been going on in the world.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 2 - Entertaining Father StoneFather Stone, a priest even more boring than Dougal is stupid, is paying his annual visit - and he doesn't have to get back to his Parish for a few weeks...
Parenting For Idiots
Episode 3 - RulesThe last episode takes a humorous look at the importance of attempting to put in place some basic rules while raising your little ones, from sticking to a routine to instilling discipline.
I Live With Models
Series 2, Episode 2 - Jess Steals A JobWhen Molly's forced to lose weight for a job, Jess stands up for her - but in the process accidentally takes her job. Tommy's oldest friend Seth visits and Tommy panics.
Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 4Tom Rosenthal talks about Richard III, while a sloshed Jessica Knappett tells the story of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Ghost AffairMuch to Bob's frustration, when Ghost Hunter magazine offers a chimp as a prize to anyone who can provide a genuine photo of a ghost, Vic instantly begins ghost hunting around the flat with Beef and Bosh.
Dara O Briain: Craic Dealer
TV broadcast of Dara O Briain's 2012 live stand-up DVD.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 6Jon Richardson and Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas. Pappy's join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
Live At The Electric
Series 3, Episode 3Sharonetti is attracted to Daveutio's uselessness in The Only Way Is Shakespeare, the youth club receive some job interview practice from Pete Swivel, and Latin lothario Antonio discovers a love for all things equestrian.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 6Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week with guests Louie Spence, Elis James, Joe Wilkinson and Shappi Khorsandi.
Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
Live At The Electric
Series 3, Episode 5Pete Swivel decides the youth club needs a sex education class from a professional; French bon viveur Marcel Lucont recollects his earliest memories; and East End Cabaret provide an eye-watering tale of how to deal with a stiff situation.
Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 5, Episode 8 - Henry's DiarySitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 5, Episode 9 - Dave and DianaSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 7 - The Kids' OutingMuch to his disgust, this year it is Stan's turn to drive the bus for the children's annual outing.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Canteen GirlBlakey's plan to marry one of the girls from the canteen and raise chickens in the country pleases Jack and Stan until they meet the new Inspector. They resolve to tell - or show - Blake the truth about his intended!