TV schedule for 11th February 2017 (full list)

6am (repeat)

Public Nuisance No. 1

A rich layabout is sent to work at his family's south of France hotel to learn discipline and responsibility.

6am (repeat)

On The Buses

Series 3, Episode 10 - The New Uniforms

Stan and Jack try the new uniforms out, but they have an unforeseen effect on the opposite sex.

6:45am (repeat)

Sooty

Series 2, Episode 19 - It's A Dog's Life

It's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course? Guest starring The Krankies.

7:10am (repeat)

Scream Street

Series 1, Episode 32 - Body Swap

Resus is feeling down that he is unable to turn into a bat like his parents and manages to get his hands on the Hoop of Horus.

7:35am (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 1, Episode 11 - Birthday Bear

Mr Bean is shocked when Teddy receives a birthday card from Bean's girlfriend.

8am (repeat)

Blandings. Beach (Tim Vine). Copyright: Mammoth Screen

Dunstable's even more irascible brother Hannibal (guest star John Sessions) is terrorising Clarence over a dubious painting. Meanwhile, Connie decides to get Hannibal married to her new American friend Vanessa. Freddie and Gally resolve to spare Vanessa (Daisy Beaumont) this grisly fate.

8am (repeat)

Go Jetters

Series 1, Episode 3 - Stonehenge, England

Can the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?

8:10am (repeat)

The Lavender Hill Mob

An Ealing Studios comedy classic, The Lavender Hill Mob stars Alec Guinness & Stanley Holloway attempting to carry out the perfect crime.

8:40am (repeat)

Open All Hours

Series 4, Episode 5 - Happy Birthday Arkwright

What does Arkwright want for his birthday? Certainly not a visit from the man from the Good Shop Guide.

9am
15 min

Pls Like

Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To YouTube

A search for the next megastar vlogger finds an unlikely victor in struggling comedian, Liam, who must undertake a series of challenges in order to win a £10,000 prize. First up, he has to create a 'welcome' video for his channel.

9:10am (repeat)

Mapp & Lucia

TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.

9:20am (repeat)

Open All Hours

Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel

Arkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.

9:35am (repeat)

The Dog Ate My Homework

Series 4, Special - Sports Day Special

Iain Stirling presents a special sports day episode of The Dog Ate My Homework. He is joined by child team captains Kitty and Olive and special guests Ed Petrie, Naomi Wilkinson, Tom Craine and Richard David-Caine.

10am (repeat)

To The Manor Born

Series 3, Episode 3

Audrey gets a good taste of normal life when some unpaid bills catch up with her, and the local garage confiscates her Rolls. Forced to take a job, she finds a position managing Mrs Proctor's stables and riding school. Meanwhile, Richard's finally bought the helicopter he's been talking about...

10:10am (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 4 - Coconut Shy

Mr Bean hopes to win some cash prizes at the funfair, but it is not as easy as it seems!

10:10am
10 min

Little Roy

Series 1, Episode 18 - Doctor Roy

Roy is excited to play doctor with the new toy set Becky has given him. He makes everyone his patients, giving them health checks in exchange for biscuits. When he checks everyone's heartbeats, he's shocked. His heart is far louder and wilder than anyone else's. He does everything he can think of to calm it down, but nothing works. Will Doctor Roy learn to calm down, or will he accept that everyone's heart beats to a different drum?

10:25am (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 6 - Cash Machine

Mr Bean tries to retrieve his credit card from a cash dispenser and inadvertently ends up trapped in a bank vault!

10:40am (repeat)

To The Manor Born

Series 3, Episode 4

With the discovery of a rare bird on the Grantleigh estate, the locals swing into action in order to protect the species from meddling twitchers. Audrey's less keen to help, but can she be persuaded?

11am (repeat)

Genevieve

Film about two classic car fanatics who, after completing the annual London-to-Brighton run, decide to make the return leg a race.

11:20am (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 29, Episode 9 - Of Passion And Pizza

Mervyn is deeply in love with 'Her' at the pizza take-away, but he lacks the courage to tell her. Unfortunately for him, he makes the terrible mistake of letting Entwistle and Alvin bring them together.

12pm (repeat)

Counterfeit Cat

Episode 23 - Fleabag

On Valentine's Day Max has a secret date, but Gark reads his mind and learns his plans. When Max gets fleas just before the date Max shrinks himself to eliminate them but instead causes chaos.

12pm (repeat)

Last Of The Summer Wine

Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten Years

Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.

12:15pm (repeat)

Counterfeit Cat

Episode 24 - Humanoid

Gark convinces Max Betty is lonely and they should find her a man. Then Gark decides making her one would be better. Throckmorton downloads into the humanoid and he and Betty fall in love!

12:30pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

12:40pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of nine episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.

12:45pm (repeat)

Millie Inbetween

Series 3, Episode 9 - Take The High Road

Millie goes green and insists the whole family make do without the internet for a week. Mike's not hard to persuade, so off goes the wifi! When Millie's favourite band release their new video exclusively online she's caught in her own green trap.

12:55pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

1:10pm (repeat)

Millie Inbetween

Series 3, Episode 10 - Playdate

Mum and Mike plan a half-term caravan holiday, but the kids rebel. When the holiday is cancelled Millie arranges a 'playdate' for them over at Dad and Amber's.

1:50pm (repeat)

4 O'Clock Club

Series 2, Episode 13 - Project Zenith

Dexter finds himself fronting Bell's new plan for Elmsbury - Project Zenith. But the plan has big, bad implications for the 4 O'Clock Club. Josh sets out defeat the scheme, with a little help from his friends and family.

2pm
60 min version (repeat)

QI

Series H, Episode 8 - Hypothetical

With Sandi Toksvig, Johnny Vegas, and the creator of QI John Lloyd.

2:20pm (repeat)

Millie Inbetween

A selection of episodes from the third series of the CBBC comedy.

3pm
60 min version (repeat)

QI

Series H, Episode 9 - House And Home

With Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey and Danny Baker.

3:05pm (repeat)

Little Roy

Series 1, Episode 18 - Doctor Roy

Roy is excited to play doctor with the new toy set Becky has given him. He makes everyone his patients, giving them health checks in exchange for biscuits. When he checks everyone's heartbeats, he's shocked. His heart is far louder and wilder than anyone else's. He does everything he can think of to calm it down, but nothing works. Will Doctor Roy learn to calm down, or will he accept that everyone's heart beats to a different drum?

4pm (repeat)

Justin's House

Series 1, Episode 12 - Pandamonium

Nisha and her friends Mish, Moosh and Mogo visit Justin. Moosh stays over to find out more about life in Justin's house. Justin and Robert do their best to entertain her, but think they've lost her instead.

4:55pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 4 - Coconut Shy

Mr Bean hopes to win some cash prizes at the funfair, but it is not as easy as it seems!

5pm (repeat)

One Foot In The Grave

A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.

5:10pm (repeat)

Mr Bean

Series 2, Episode 6 - Cash Machine

Mr Bean tries to retrieve his credit card from a cash dispenser and inadvertently ends up trapped in a bank vault!

6pm (repeat)

My Family

A selection of three episodes of the mainstream BBC One sitcom.

6:30pm (repeat)

The Dog Ate My Homework

Series 4, Special - Sports Day Special

Iain Stirling presents a special sports day episode of The Dog Ate My Homework. He is joined by child team captains Kitty and Olive and special guests Ed Petrie, Naomi Wilkinson, Tom Craine and Richard David-Caine.

7pm (repeat)

Image shows from L to R: Peter Cook, Dudley Moore

Legends Of British Comedy

Episode 4 - Comedy Greats - Pete And Dud

A host of figures from the world of entertainment - but not Greta Garbo - hail the life, careers and partnership of bona fide comic legends Dudley Moore and Peter Cook.

7pm (repeat)

Not Going Out

A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.

7:55pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

8pm (repeat)

The Bed Sitting Room

Surreal post-apocalyptic satire set in London after a nuclear war, following the last 20 people alive.

8pm (repeat)

Jonathan Creek

Series 4, Episode 5 - The Chequered Box

A tabloid photographer produces some damning evidence against a highly respected police officer. Is he really a ruthless killer or can Jonathan clear his name?

8pm (repeat)

Doc Martin

Series 5, Episode 7 - Cats And Sharks

Bert Large's restaurant business is financial trouble. He can't even afford the food and drink for a charity event to raise money for Florence Dingle's cat sanctuary. Mrs Dingle is distraught. She desperately needs the money to continue to look after the cats and kittens in her care.

8:20pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

8:30pm (repeat)

Dad's Army

Series 1, Episode 6 - Shooting Pains

Mainwaring's delighted when the platoon is chosen to provide a Guard of Honour for the Prime Minister at a local event. However, Major Regan is still on their backs, and sets up a showdown between Walmington-on-Sea and the nearby Eastgate platoon.

9pm (repeat)

Miranda

A selection of three episodes of Miranda Hart's sitcom.

9pm (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 4

Jimmy Carr hosts the panel game with Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson taking on Jon Richardson and Jayde Adams. David Baddiel joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

9pm (repeat)

Urban Myths: When Cary Grant Introduced Timothy Leary To LSD

A comedy drama based upon Cary Grant's LSD-taking.

9pm (repeat)

Michael McIntyre's Showtime

TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.

9pm (repeat)

The Full Monty

Unemployed friends Gaz and Dave decide to start their own Chippendales-style show to make some quick cash.

9pm (repeat)

Shaun Of The Dead

Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.

9:20pm
55 min

Through The Keyhole

Series 4, Episode 6

On the panel this time are TV presenters Rochelle Humes and Steve Jones and Cold Feet actor Fay Ripley.

9:50pm
45 min version

QI

Series N, Episode 16 - New

With Jimmy Carr, Jo Brand and Clive Anderson.

10pm (repeat)

Open All Hours

A selection of episodes from the second series of the cornershop sitcom.

10pm (repeat)

You, Me And The Apocalypse

Episode 6

17 days to go. Deeply unhappy about the choices he has made in the name of professional duty, Scotty tries to make amends. However, his actions fail to go down
well with Gaines.

10pm (repeat)

The Fake News Show

Episode 1 - Pilot

The Fake News Show might just be the only news show you can trust. Or can you?

10:25pm
30 min

Sam Delaney's News Thing

Episode 6 - Shut It Bercow!

Sam asks if John Bercow has stepped out of line with his ban on Donald Trump, and former MP Jerry Hayes explains why the speaker may soon be out of a job. The panel also sift through David Beckham's e-mails and former Labour adviser John McTernan suggests it's time for Tony Blair to come back.

10:35pm (repeat)

Steptoe And Son

Series 7, Episode 6 - Divided We Stand

Divided We Stand
When the arguments become just too much for Harold, he decides to take drastic measures to get some peace from Albert.

11pm (repeat)

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

Series 2, Episode 5 - Identity

Stewart Lee looks at the notion of national identities.

11pm (repeat)

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Series 3, Episode 2

Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.

11pm
60 min version (repeat)

Have I Got News For You

Series 46, Episode 7

Jack Whitehall hosts the news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, and guest panellists including Janet Street-Porter.

11:35pm (repeat)

Britain's Greatest Hoaxer

Documentary following prankster and comedian Simon Brodkin as he plans and executes a number of audacious stunts.

11:40pm (repeat)

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

Series 2, Episode 6 - Democracy

Stewart Lee sits down again for some reason (laziness?). He reveals an extraordinary story from his time at Oxford in the mid-Eighties - a story that has implications for the very nature of British democracy. Sort of.

11:55pm (repeat)

This Country

Series 1, Episode 1 - Scarecrow

Kurtan is focusing his attentions on the annual village scarecrow festival, a key event in the village calendar that can both unite and divide the community.

Midnight (repeat)

Lee Evans Live In Scotland

The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.

Midnight
60 min version (repeat)

Have I Got News For You

Series 47, Episode 3

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panellists Camilla Long and Henning Wehn.

12:20am (repeat)

Rob Brydon Live

TV broadcast of Rob Brydon's 2009 stand-up show.

12:20am (repeat)

Image shows from L to R: Sean Lock, Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

2012 Specials, Episode 2 - The Rematch

Following the success of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown earlier in the year, Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson once again take on the famous words and numbers quiz.

1am (repeat)

A League Of Their Own

Series 7, Episode 6

Jonathan Ross, Doctor Who actor Matt Smith, and British hurdling champion Perri Shakes-Drayton join the teams. Plus Kriss Akabusi pops up too.

1am (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 4, Episode 5 - Fireworks

An old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and joins Lee on the sofa. When it becomes clear that she doesn't know who she is, Lee throws her out only to discover that she has a rich son who always pays a handsome reward to the person who brings her home.

1am (repeat)

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Series 3, Episode 5

Chef Heston Blumenthal and comedians Bob Mortimer and Aisling Bea are the latest guests to put their trivia to the test on Lee Mack's riotous panel show.

1:15am (repeat)

The Last Leg

Series 10, Episode 3

In this edition, Sue Perkins joins the team to dissect the week's events.

1:35am (repeat)

Not Now Darling

Cooney farce set in an upmarket furriers, where the proprietor is attempting to woo a new mistress behind her husband's back.

1:40am (repeat)

Not Going Out

Series 4, Episode 6 - Life On Mars Bars

Stuck in a coma, with friends and family gathered round his hospital bed, Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy. But is it really so perfect and will the reality match up?

1:50am (repeat)

Parenting For Idiots

Episode 2 - Fun

The second episode takes a humorous look at the various ways parents attempt to ensure their children have fun, from arts and crafts to clubs and hobbies and the big day out.

2:05am (repeat)

Stella Street

In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.

2:15am (repeat)

Stella Street

In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.

2:25am (repeat)

Nighty Night

Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.

2:35am (repeat)

The Inbetweeners

Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's Birthday

It's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.

3am (repeat)

Stella Street

In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.

3:05am (repeat)

The Inbetweeners

Series 2, Episode 4 - Night Out In London

In a desperate attempt at reinvention, Will decides that the lads should become cool and go clubbing.

3:10am (repeat)

Nighty Night

Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.

3:10am (repeat)

Live At The Electric

Series 2, Episode 1

Russell Kane brings the bard to Essex in The Only Way is Shakespeare, Marcel Lucont gives us some sex advice, and Jones reveals his true feelings for The Headmaster as WitTank present The School.

3:30am (repeat)