Television
TV schedule Sunday 5th February 2017
6am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 5 - Busmen's PerksOlive wants to redecorate her bedroom. By far the cheapest approach is for Stan to get a couple of cans of cheap bus paint from the garage. After all, everyone's at it - even the boss.
6:05am
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Vintage Wine
A young-at-heart retiree reveals to his wealthy family that he has married again.
6:25am
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Carry On Jack
Costume comedy with the Carry On team. A young serving wench in search of her captive boyfriend disguises herself on board the good ship Venus.
6:45am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 18 - FireworksIts fireworks night at the park, but Sooty, Sweep and Soo can't afford to go. Sooty decides to sell Curry soup and things soon hot up.
7:10am
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 10 - The Creepy CreeperLuke never thinks about others and forgets to get his mum a birthday present. Knowing she is into gardening, he digs up a beautiful flower from the woods. The strange plant grows rapidly and begins to overtake the garden, trapping the Watsons. Luke and his friends must think fast before the plant takes over the whole town.
7:25am
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 8 - InnercrombieIt's Valentine's Day and while attempting to sabotage Abercrombie's zero tolerance to romance, the trio discover a portal to the inside the head's head. What at first seems like the best thing ever soon turns into a nightmare as the bullies gain control of the headmaster. The only way to stop them is to test the old adage - the heart rules the head.
7:35am
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The Big Job
After their release from prison, an inept gang of bank robbers attempt to recover the proceeds of the Big Job that got them 15 years.
7:55am
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Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 5 - PopcornDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include The Dom Show, Deadly Diddy 60 and Diddymind. Strictly's Bruno Tonioli gives his verdict.
8am
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Only Fools And Horses
Gold devotes the day to Britain's most popular sitcom.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pyramids of Giza, EgyptGlitch creates big trouble with a little pyramid when he and the Go Jetters visit Egypt.
10am30 min
Uncle
Series 3, Episode 6 - ... Is This Just Fantasy?Melodie shows up at Andy's flat they finally hash it out and confess their feelings for each other. But, after a night of bliss, Melodie is gone.
10:05am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 2 - Fish SittingMr Bean has to look after Mrs Wicket's goldfish, but Scrapper the cat is keen to help.
10:10am10 min
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 17 - Now You See Me, Now You Don'tRoy is delighted when Becky invites him to play with her dollhouse. However, Roy lets his imagination run away with itself and ends up breaking Becky's beloved toy.
10:25am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 3 - The CruiseBean wins two tickets for an exotic cruise and takes Teddy along for the trip of a lifetime. While showing off to a new friend, Bean goes overboard and is stranded on a desert island.
11:30am
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 10Prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig prepare to go hiking with a super-heavy rucksack made of rock, tap-dancing Dan Step gets confused dancing with different hats and antiques expert Ann Teak blows her nose on a valuable handkerchief.
12:20pm
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4 O'Clock Files
Episode 5 - The StaffMr Bell seeks to explain how the staff at Elmsmere are not just teachers - but more like superheroes.
12:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
12:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1pm
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It's Not Cricket
Kicked out of the military, a pair of twits establish their own private detective firm and unwittingly find a stolen diamond.
1pm
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Carry On Nurse
Much to the nurses' frustration, the patients at Haven Hospital have no intention of lying quietly whilst awaiting surgery or recovery.
3:05pm
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Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 17 - Now You See Me, Now You Don'tRoy is delighted when Becky invites him to play with her dollhouse. However, Roy lets his imagination run away with itself and ends up breaking Becky's beloved toy.
3:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Highlights SpecialSome of history's greatest characters serenade us with tales of their lives. Featuring the all-conquering Alexander the Great, the cash-loving Crassus, the feisty Joan of Arc, the brilliant but miserable Charles Dickens, and the very determined Rosa Parks.
4pm
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The Beachcomber
Drunken womaniser Ted is sent to a tropical island by his family where he meets new friends.
4pm
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Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 11 - Get Fit JustinJustin prepares food for his friend Katie on Get-Fit Day. His idea of fit food is very different from hers, while Robert has invented the Jigglometer 3000 to ensure that Justin keeps on the move.
4:20pm
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4:55pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 2 - Fish SittingMr Bean has to look after Mrs Wicket's goldfish, but Scrapper the cat is keen to help.
5:10pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 3 - The CruiseBean wins two tickets for an exotic cruise and takes Teddy along for the trip of a lifetime. While showing off to a new friend, Bean goes overboard and is stranded on a desert island.
6pm
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Hobson's Choice
Screen adaptation of Harold Brighouse's classic Lancashire comedy.
6:20pm
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Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
7pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 9 - Take The High RoadMillie goes green and insists the whole family make do without the internet for a week. Mike's not hard to persuade, so off goes the wifi! When Millie's favourite band release their new video exclusively online she's caught in her own green trap.
7:30pm30 min
Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 7Arkwright's becomes a delivery point for people's internet shopping. When a large delivery arrives, Granville decides he could use it to help Gastric impress Madge, who has taken to her bed in a foul mood. Meanwhile, Granville is worried he is not using his shop counter space well enough to advertise, and Eric turns to Leroy for advice after Kath finds evidence of a lady's stocking his pocket.
7:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
8pm
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Porridge
A repeat-run of the entire second series of the prison-based sitcom.
8pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 1The fact-busting comedy panel series hosted by Lee Mack returns as Jerry Springer, Emma Bunton and Jason Byrne put further fascinating titbits to the test.
8:20pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
9pm
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The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Caroline Aherne sitcom.
9pm
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Celebrity Advice Bureau
Episode 1Entertaining series in which celebrity advisers, including Louis Walsh, Fay Ripley, David Baddiel and Rick Edwards, offer their best advice for daily dilemmas.
9pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tentacles Of DoomWhen a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 9The teams are joined by guests Alex Brooker, Henning Wehn, Rob Beckett and Kate Humble.
9pm
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Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 3, Episode 5Bradley Walsh welcomes singer songwriter Jack Savoretti; popband The Vamps; young American dancing sensations Kevin Tellez and Gabrielly Palacio; the cast of Disney's musical The Lion King; and STOMP, who celebrate their 25th anniversary with a very special performance. Plus comedy from everybody's favourite Pub Landlord Al Murray and British soul singer Beverley Knight performs a song from The Bodyguard.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Showtime
TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.
9pm
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Urban Myths: Adolf Hitler The Artist
Comedy drama about a young Adolf Hitler trying to get into an Arts Academy.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 4Jo Brand, who recently walked 135 miles from coast to coast, is joined by actress and comedian Diane Morgan (aka Screenwipe's Philomena Cunk), and former star of The Apprentice, Nick Hewer.
9:30pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
10pm
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10pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 10, Episode 6 - Blinded By LoveChris, Sharon's estranged husband, gets in touch to request a divorce - so he can marry a blind woman. Tracey has a few doubts.
10pm
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Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 2Russell Howard talks erotic buckaroo, landline phones, and weird sex; plus answers questions on literature and older women. His guests are Joe Lycett and Rhys James.
10pm45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 2 - Josh Widdicombe, Celia Pacquola, Nathan CatonThis week, star of the BBC sitcom Josh, and The Last Leg, Josh Widdicombe, hosts as he introduces the brilliant Nathan Caton and Australian comic Celia Pacquola to the stage.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts the panel game with Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson taking on Jon Richardson and Jayde Adams. David Baddiel joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
10:25pm
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Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 5 - An Idiot's Guide To BrexitSam gives us a simplified account of the Brexit vote, Conservative MP Kwasi Kwarteng gives a proper one, and the panel keep their eye on Donald Trump.
10:30pm
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Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
11pm
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 5Nicola and Peter Mannion are invited onto BBC Radio 5 Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme.
11pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 1 - Why Are There Still Chickens?Dave Gorman flips his lid and his laptop open to ponder modern life. Dave conducts a live experiment with over a thousand eggs!
11:10pm
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The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything
Episode 2Jonathan Ross, Noel Fielding, Richard Ayoade, Aisling Bea, Adam Buxton and Rob Beckett battle it out for the Big Fat Quiz crown.
11:40pm
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 6With the Prime Minister away at a summit in Spain, Malcolm Tucker is left at home to mind the shop.
11:50pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation edition of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Guests include Jo Brand, David O'Doherty, Katherine Ryan, Jerry Springer, Roisin Conaty and Johnny Vegas.
Midnight
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Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Untangler & Murder He WroteWarwick Davis and Emilia Fox narrate darkly comic tales. A man with a gift for untangling things tries to woo a princess. A wife is framed for a murder plot - by her own hubby.
12:20am
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House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Conan AffairWith the help of his friend Beef, Bob has a hot date lined-up.
12:40am
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Highlights SpecialDara O'Briain and the regulars present a special highlights edition of the topical comedy show.
12:50am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 10 (Channel 4: Series 11), Episode 6Sean Lock and Danny Dyer take on Joe Wilkinson and Gabby Logan. Meanwhile David O'Doherty is in Dictionary Corner.
1am
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Trigger Happy TV
A repeat-run of the second series of the hidden camera show.
1am
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House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pork Pie AffairJulie entrusts Vic and Bob with the safety of her prize pork pie. However, the boys can't resist the temptation to sample the delicious pie.
1:05am
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The Last Leg
Series 10, Episode 2In this show, comedian, actor and campaigner Russell Brand helps the team dissect the week's events.
1:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 6Adam Hills joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile joining Andy Parsons is Mark Steel and Russell Howard.
1:40am
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Rowan Atkinson Live
Rowan Atkinson performing best sketches from his one man shows.
1:45am
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Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 2Iain Stirling slurs his way through Scott of the Antarctic (featuring Mathew Horne and Catherine Tate); whilst Chris Ramsey talks the sinking of the Titanic (featuring Phill Jupitus and Ben Bailey Smith).
1:50am
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tentacles Of DoomWhen a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.
2:15am
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Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.
2:25am
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
2:35am
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
2:50am
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Ross Noble Freewheeling
Series 2, Episode 1Ross Noble enlists Billy Ocean's help in a quest for justice and is deluged by cheese!
2:55am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 7Tim Westwood, Lauren Laverne, David O'Doherty and Matthew Crosby debate the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics.
3:05am
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 3Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
3:15am
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Comedy Store
Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more!
3:40am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 1 - Career SuicideTonight's opener sees Tony Law, Bridget Christie, and Kevin Eldon included in the line-up. Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
3:50am
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Sailors Don't Care
A repeat of this 1940 film.
3:55am
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Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
5:25am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 6 - The SnakeThe Indian busmen hold a social evening in the depot canteen with an attractive snake dancer. Jack steals the opportunity to ask her out, and asks Stan to take his washing home for him - complete with slithery companion!