Television
TV schedule Thursday 12th January 2017
The Girl On The Boat
Entanglements abound as charming but bumbling Englishman Sam attempts to win the hand of sweet-natured American Billie.
Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 11 - May The Best Man...Michael gets himself into trouble when he steals Danny's girlfriend at a party.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 9 - Bring Me The Head Of Arthur DaleySomeone is staging crimes and planting the evidence on hapless Arthur - but who, and why? The trail leads back to the great Willesden sorting office raid of 1970.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 14 - Danger FanShortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit members of the team start to disappear.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Marriage Of InconvenienceAs René's wedding approaches, Edith grows increasingly wistful for their past together. Unknown to René, she plots with Michelle - for the good of the Resistance, naturally - to take Denise's place at the altar.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Brandenburg Gate, GermanyWhen Grandmaster Glitch takes the quadriga from the Brandenburg Gate, the Go Jetters must stop him before he reaches Grim HQ.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Make Me An Offer!
A hard-up antique porcelain dealer attempts to pull off the purchase of a lifetime in search of a near-mythical piece of Wedgwood.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 9 - Justin's CometJustin and Robert are having a stargazing party to watch the rare Justin's Comet, which is passing over Justin Town for the first time in a gazillion years. They set up a massive telescope so everybody can witness the event together.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 1 - Pardon?The family suspects that Lionel has become a tad hard of hearing. They try to find a way to let him know gently.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 6It's Roger's nightmare - not only does rain stop play but he discovers his ability as captain is being questioned by a member of the team. However, somewhat surprisingly it's Miriam who refuses to let the insurgents win, and plots a cunning counter-attack to ensure Rodge's position.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Old Flame?Lionel's jealousy is aroused when an old flame from Jean's past gets in touch with her. But Jean cannot resist the invitation to dine with a boyfriend of so many years ago.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 8 - Easter TimeIt's Easter at the park and Richard is in charge of the annual egg hunt. But with Sooty hiding the eggs and Sweep making the hot cross buns, will their plans for a happy Easter be scrambled?
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 8 - More About Coming And GoingThe Brass Band visit the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat - but are they coming or going?
Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 7Can Roger's captaincy survive the EGM? Opinions fly, tensions rocket and the vote is cast - but Shirley provides an unexpected diversion.
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fly On The WallA television crew has come to Gasforth to make a documentary about policing. Naturally, Fowler's officers see it as their chance for stardom.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 4 - DiscoThe school disco means just one thing for the Carter brothers - girl trouble.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 3 - SporesClegg, Truly and Billy find Lionel's abandoned wife.
Spot Bots
Episode 9 - Zazzy SoundsCubi and Lexi make lots of noise by creating their own sound effects.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
My Family
Series 11, Episode 3 - Accusin' SusanKenzo seems to be the victim of a revenge campaign by Michael's old art teacher, and Susan finds herself caught up in a sexual harassment case at work.
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 9 - Let It GoDiddy Hazel Irvine hosts the final of the world snooker tournament between Juddery Trump and Ronnie O'Notagain. Also, there is more American sitcom action in RoboPop.
My Family
Series 11, Episode 10 - Susan For A Bruisin'Susan wants to look her best for an impending school reunion. When she is asked to give the keynote address, however, she decides that her best may need some help. Unfortunately, Ben is on hand to administer the 'Cavitox'.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 9 - The BullShaun turns matador when a new addition joins the flock.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 10 - Ironing DayAuntie lets Smiler try some home-made wine.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 4 - SnoozicalBecky dreams of starring in the Strange Hill musical production of Scary Poppins, but regresses into fear-filled dreams after being informed she's a terrible singer. Can she defeat The Grackle?
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 8 - More About Coming And GoingThe Brass Band visit the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat - but are they coming or going?
Steptoe And Son
Series 4, Episode 5 - A Box In TownHarold finally gets a place of his own in town and Albert is happy to see him leave.
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 1 - Len Goodman, Ronni Ancona, Tim VineJoining Frank Skinner for the first show are Strictly's generous Head Judge Len Goodman, actress and impressionist Ronni Ancona and pun-master Tim Vine. Choices up for possible disposal include all foreign food.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 9 - Never The TwainWith Tracey refusing to visit him, Darryl's sinking into depression and contemplating suicide. Meanwhile, Dorien's tabloid gossip doesn't quite go to plan, Sharon's search for a man has hit the buffers, and Garth is moving - to France!
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 1 - Pardon?The family suspects that Lionel has become a tad hard of hearing. They try to find a way to let him know gently.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 5Rob Brydon welcomes legendary comedian Ronnie Corbett, TV darling Julian Clary, Geordie comic Sarah Millican and TV presenter Holly Walsh to the comedy panel show.
The Two Ronnies
Series 5, Episode 1Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 10 - Saturday Night ShaunIt's party time, shaun finds the farmer's old records. So shaun and his friend's are having the party of a life time, but it will be harder than they thought to keep it secret from the farmer.
Spot Bots
Episode 9 - Zazzy SoundsCubi and Lexi make lots of noise by creating their own sound effects.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Old Flame?Lionel's jealousy is aroused when an old flame from Jean's past gets in touch with her. But Jean cannot resist the invitation to dine with a boyfriend of so many years ago.
Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 9Intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson visit a beach to find a rare panda; and eclectic chef Dina Lady experiments with choux pastry.
The Best Of Tommy Cooper
Series 1, Episode 4In this episode, Tommy performs a horror routine. He also shows his skill with metal rings, exhibits his range of naval headgear, takes to the pulpit, and performs live on stage.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 5 - Who's That With Barry And Glenda..?Truly deduces sinister activities - why else is Barry in the wood with a case?
Boj
Episode 9 - Giggly RinkThere's a pop-up ice rink in Giggly Park. Though Gavin has got the gear he hasn't got the nerve to skate, until Boj decides to skate with him using his boj-ed together boomerskates - a pair of boomerangs strapped to his feet! Soon everyone is having slippity-sliding fun!
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 15 - No Pranks ThanksInspired by a TV prank show, Max starts playing them on Gark and the others. The pranks escalate until they cause people not to believe a planet-eating monster is coming for them. But it is...
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 9 - Let It GoDiddy Hazel Irvine hosts the final of the world snooker tournament between Juddery Trump and Ronnie O'Notagain. Also, there is more American sitcom action in RoboPop.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 12 - Doctor On The BoxWhen a TV company wants to make a film about medical students, the boys are all anxious to take part.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 16 - The VetWhen Max is set to go to the vet he persuades Gark it's a spa for cats, so Gark goes in his place. Then Max learns if Gark is prodded he may explode and destroy the earth - can he stop it happening?
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Future Is NowMillie has to choose her next-level school subjects, and it's proving impossible.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 6 - An Apple And A DayClegg, Truly and Alvin are volunteered to go to take some old timers out for a day.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 4, Episode 6 - Thanks For The MemoryUsual activities at Paradise Lodge are upset when Flora returns home with apparent amnesia, and just hours after a big argument and declaration of 'war' against Cissie, Dolly and Mildred. Is she putting it on?
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 35 - St Basil's Cathedral, RussiaThe Go Jetters visit St Basil's Cathedral, but birthday boy Grandmaster Glitch has glitched it. Not cool!
My Family
Series 11, Episode 3 - Accusin' SusanKenzo seems to be the victim of a revenge campaign by Michael's old art teacher, and Susan finds herself caught up in a sexual harassment case at work.
George & Mildred
Series 4, Christmas Special - On The Second Day Of ChristmasAfter a dull Christmas at the Ropers', and a packed period for the Fourmiles, George gets into a little trouble when playing with one of Tristram's new toys.
Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 1It's a momentous day for the Brent Park Cricket Club as the team prepare for the opening ceremony of their new pitch and pavilion.
Steptoe And Son
Series 4, Episode 5 - A Box In TownHarold finally gets a place of his own in town and Albert is happy to see him leave.
My Family
Series 11, Episode 10 - Susan For A Bruisin'Susan wants to look her best for an impending school reunion. When she is asked to give the keynote address, however, she decides that her best may need some help. Unfortunately, Ben is on hand to administer the 'Cavitox'.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 17 - The Evil OozeThe Underlands reaches its maximum 'evil' capacity and pure evil starts to ooze out.
Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 2A motorised lawn-mover - a present from Kevin and Maggie to Roger and Mim - turns into a star performance.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 15 - No Pranks ThanksInspired by a TV prank show, Max starts playing them on Gark and the others. The pranks escalate until they cause people not to believe a planet-eating monster is coming for them. But it is...
Zig And Zag
Episode 18 - ZagracadabraZig and Zag believe that they are street magicians and attempt a trick so dangerous that the Secret Agents are forced to help them out.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 10 - Ironing DayAuntie lets Smiler try some home-made wine.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 16 - The VetWhen Max is set to go to the vet he persuades Gark it's a spa for cats, so Gark goes in his place. Then Max learns if Gark is prodded he may explode and destroy the earth - can he stop it happening?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 38 - Very Important PenfoldPenfold becomes a fully-fledged celebrity after an act of heroism saving Scarlett Johamster on Help I'm A Hamster in the Jungle puts him in the spotlight, although DM suspects that all is not what it seems.
We Have Been Watching
Episode 2In this episode great moments from Absolutely Fabulous, Hancock's Half Hour, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em and The Royle Family are examined by Johnny Vegas and Jo Joyner; Sally Phillips and Sarah Hadland; John Challis and Sue Holderness; Larry Lamb and Zoe Lyons; and many more.
As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 6 - The PicnicAlistair is positively barraging Jean with what he thinks are romantic gestures, but are in fact endlessly aggravating. Judith, meanwhile, is still very keen on Lionel. Jean suggests the four go out for a picnic, intent on fixing up Alistair with Judith.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 9A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague and Thumbelina drowns in poo.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
Still Open All Hours
Pilot, Episode 1 - Still Open All HoursGranville attempts to get a date with old flame Mavis without her terrifying sister Madge finding out; Leroy shuns the old delivery bike and finds an altogether more attractive way to deliver the orders; and a sneaky new plan to shift a lot of anchovy paste has some rather surprising side effects.
The Two Ronnies
Series 5, Episode 1Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Love And Marriage
Episode 2Pauline sets out on her new life with a new hairstyle and heads out on a date with former colleague Peter.
The Outcast Comic
Documentary exploring censorship and free speech in comedy, through the centre-right comedian Andrew Lawrence.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 1 - I Call Mine SallyDave Gorman shreds some naughty magazines and helps a gerbil fulfill its destiny!
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 2James Corden and the gang are on good form as they're joined by Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, TV presenter Alex Brooker and Absolutely Fabulous favourite Jennifer Saunders.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mammy's Coming!Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa, but is determined to give him a massive send-off to remind him what a loving family he has back home in Ireland.
The Best Of Tommy Cooper
Series 1, Episode 4In this episode, Tommy performs a horror routine. He also shows his skill with metal rings, exhibits his range of naval headgear, takes to the pulpit, and performs live on stage.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 2 - InfidelityGary is determined to find out is Dorothy is two-timing him.
Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 4 - Welcome To Rico FaceIn the penultimate episode the five contestants set out to impress Greg Davies by concealing a pineapple about their person, plus one unsuspecting competitor discovers they've been used as a guinea pig in a unique task experiment.
Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 1 - WTF Happened?Tracey's return to the Pensbourne Estate doesn't quite go as she would have liked.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 1 - Jeremy At JLBAn increasing air of desperation surrounds Mark and Jeremy as they determine to enjoy their final days of freedom in credit crunch Croydon before Sophie's baby arrives.
A League Of Their Own
Sports-based panel show fronted by comedians, with a host of sport and celebrity stars.
Mock The Week
A selection of three episodes of the satirical panel game.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 13Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Liza Tarbuck, taking on special guest captain Sarah Millican with Romesh Ranganathan. Susie Dent is joined by Phill Jupitus in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 1Chris Ramsey is joined by Jimmy Carr and Natasia Demetriou who play a game of 'Pet Toy or Sex Toy' before battling a rowdy hen party in Gamewreckers as they go head-to-head in a Just Dance challenge. Chris tries to transform himself into a 'proper Geordie' on a train with helpful tips from Geordie Queen, Vicky Pattison.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 9 - Never The TwainWith Tracey refusing to visit him, Darryl's sinking into depression and contemplating suicide. Meanwhile, Dorien's tabloid gossip doesn't quite go to plan, Sharon's search for a man has hit the buffers, and Garth is moving - to France!
Still Open All Hours
Pilot, Episode 1 - Still Open All HoursGranville attempts to get a date with old flame Mavis without her terrifying sister Madge finding out; Leroy shuns the old delivery bike and finds an altogether more attractive way to deliver the orders; and a sneaky new plan to shift a lot of anchovy paste has some rather surprising side effects.
Kingdom
Series 2, Episode 3Peter decides to let Simon face the consequences of his actions, after Simon is arrested on suspicion of identity fraud. Peter represents a pregnant woman attempting to trace her partner for child support payments, but the man in questions appears to have gone AWOL from his job with the US Air Force. Lyle is seduced by an attractive biker, but discovers that she is just trying to evade a penalty for speeding.
Paul Chowdhry: What's Happening White People?
TV broadcast of Paul Chowdhry's 2012 stand-up show.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Out-takes - Unseen Vol 2More never-before-seen footage of James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff, Jack Whitehall and their guests on the cheeky sports-themed panel show.
The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything
New Year SpecialJonathan Ross, David Walliams, Katherine Ryan, Aisling Bea, Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade join Jimmy to compete for the Big Fat Quiz crown.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 4 - Paedophile HairIntroducing the brilliant original comedy of Tony Law alongside Josie Long, Simon Munnery, Bridget Christie, Boothby Graffoe and Paul Sinha. Brand new and exclusive live show curated by Stewart Lee.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 1 - I Call Mine SallyDave Gorman shreds some naughty magazines and helps a gerbil fulfill its destiny!
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 2 - InfidelityGary is determined to find out is Dorothy is two-timing him.
Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 6Jacko loses his home and his job, and things look so desperate that for a moment an offer from Elmo of free board and lodging above the wine bar looks tempting. But only for a moment.
Green Wing
A selection of episodes from the first series of the surreal hospital comedy.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 4Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.
No Offence
Series 2, Episode 2As the team quell the riots that are exploding throughout Manchester, Dinah's discovery of young casualties in a gang-owned property pushes investigations in an unexpected direction. Joy is thrown into freefall after a shock discovery at Friday Street.
Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 7In an attempt to cheer themselves up Jacko and Elmo go off to a night spot for a drink and sample the local talent.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 13Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Liza Tarbuck, taking on special guest captain Sarah Millican with Romesh Ranganathan. Susie Dent is joined by Phill Jupitus in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Last Tango In Halifax
Series 1, Episode 5Alan finds it hard to choose his best man. Caroline and Gillian discover they were born on the same day, but their respective birthday celebrations descend into chaos when John outs Caroline and Kate.
Undercover
Episode 6 - The FinaleYurik, the big boss, is set to announce his successor - Ara and Arno are both convinced it will be them.
Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 4The Bad Robots are back with another brand new infuriating machine - the all new automated shopping survey machine S.A.L.Y. Whilst pub goers are left empty pocketed and empty hearts by Quizimodo, Tezcorp's pub quiz machine; the British Language test makes a return as foreign language students are asked to make sense of UK accents - 'piece of cake me old mukka?'
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 3 - Jim DavidsonComedy legends Simon Munnery and Boothby Graffoe join tonight's bill filmed in a proper live comedy club. Stewart Lee talks to the acts backstage.
Chewing Gum
Series 2, Episode 1 - WTF Happened?Tracey's return to the Pensbourne Estate doesn't quite go as she would have liked.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.