Television
TV schedule Monday 12th December 2016

Brass Monkey
Comic murder mystery.

Doctor In The House
Series 1, Episode 11 - Keep It Clean!Michael is appointed producer of the students' annual variety show for the patients, but finding talented performers proves somewhat difficult.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 32 - Wicked LeaksPenfold's addiction to social media leads to the Baron turning all of DM's secrets against him, in a plot to deflate the planet.

Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 6 - Supplies, Supplies!Outnumbered by the children, headteacher Hilary Head calls for backup from some very unusual supply teachers, and a bromance blossoms for Mr Capp.

As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 1 - Pardon?The family suspects that Lionel has become a tad hard of hearing. They try to find a way to let him know gently.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 37 - Mount Rushmore, USAWhen the Grimbots add Glitch's face to those of the presidents on Mount Rushmore they cause a major mudslide.

Brothers In Law
Comedy about a newly called barrister whose initial dismal failure in court is compensated by a triumph at his home town assizes.

Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 4 - Royal VisitJustin, Robert and Little Monster prepare for a special visit from the king, but will Justin's house be fun enough to get the royal seal of approval? Guest starring Chris Jarvis and Pui Fan Lee.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Christmas Special - And A Dewhurst Up A Fir TreeIn an effort to beat the Christmas rush, Foggy buys 100 fir trees from Big Eric - crawling with insects.

So Awkward
Series 2, Episode 4 - The KissWhen Jas asks Lily what her first kiss with Matt was like Lily panics - there hasn't been a first kiss yet! It makes her doubt whether they are actually going out. Phobic Ollie is tested to the max, and Mr Malone is freaked out because he thinks Mrs Griggs is flirting with him.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - WhoopsFoggy and Clegg somewhat cautiously agree with Compo that Christmas isn't what it used to be. In an effort to recapture the spirit of their youth they look up two long-lost boisterous school mates: champion lamp-post climber and duck impressionist 'Chuffer' Enright, and long-distance hand walker 'Splutter' Lipinscale...

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 4 - CatchIrd needs Wussywat's help to collect the apples, but he keeps dropping them. Jinja comes by with his crabbing net and Wussywat discovers his own special way of catching!

Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 11 - More About LongerThe Twirlywoos watch a fisherman make his rod longer and longer. The fisherman casts out the line and settles down for a nap.

Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Curtain Went Up, My Trousers Went DownHank gets the lead part in the school play... a role that the school bully wanted.

The Two Ronnies
Series 9, Christmas Special - The Two Ronnies Christmas ShowHugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?

All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 5 - Pride Of ScarboroughEveryone thinks Charlie has foiled a burglary - and so he is nominated to be the Pride of Scarborough, but has the whole truth been told? Meanwhile Kevin has invested in a hot tub, but not even his wife is sure that it will elevate the B&B to spa status.

As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 1 - Pardon?The family suspects that Lionel has become a tad hard of hearing. They try to find a way to let him know gently.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Christmas SpecialPlans to hold a pageant don't go quite as Hyacinth anticipated. Could this be remotely connected to the fact that she is organising it?

Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The Best Of Benny Hill
Comic highlights from the early career of multi-talented comedian Benny Hill, featuring some of his best-loved characters.

Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 9 - FridayFriday gets off to an eggy start in Miss Davis' breakfast club and Whizz and Magda teach their version of cycling proficiency.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 9 - Prize PossessionThe Farmer can't believe his luck - he has a winning ticket! He just needs to keep it safe until morning and there's only one dog for the job. Unfortunately, Bitzer is a hopeless guard dog. Can he rescue the winning ticket, or has he lost the Farmer's fortune?

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 7 - Perfection - Thy Name Is RidleyCompo is suffering from hearing an abundance of praise for a widower across the valley which is only made worse when Nora comes to clean for him.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 4 - CatchIrd needs Wussywat's help to collect the apples, but he keeps dropping them. Jinja comes by with his crabbing net and Wussywat discovers his own special way of catching!

Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.

Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 11 - More About LongerThe Twirlywoos watch a fisherman make his rod longer and longer. The fisherman casts out the line and settles down for a nap.

Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 4Daphne has the dubious pleasure of a flying visit from the Pinners who happen to be just passing. Meanwhile, Penny and Vince attend a wedding reception where further misunderstandings occur involving Vince and the bride!

Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 5 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, DownstairsAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

The Big Money
Comedy about a small-time thief who becomes caught up in a world of organised crime after stealing a suitcase stuffed with forged £1 notes.

Meet Mister Lucifer
A repeat of this 1953 film.

Ask A Policeman
A repeat of this 1939 film.

Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys EmmanuelArkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 11 - An Inspector StaysThe police want to use Tracey and Sharon's home for a surveillance operation.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Christmas Special - And A Dewhurst Up A Fir TreeIn an effort to beat the Christmas rush, Foggy buys 100 fir trees from Big Eric - crawling with insects.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Smelly FarmerThe Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.

All At Sea
Short comedy film starring Hal Monty and Max Bygraves as two sailors on leave, cut from Skimpy In The Navy.

Where There's A Will
A repeat of this 1955 film.

Doctor In The House
Series 1, Episode 12 - All For Love....Michael is in love. But Professor Loftus is unhappy not only with his lack of concentration, but also with his choice of girl.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - WhoopsFoggy and Clegg somewhat cautiously agree with Compo that Christmas isn't what it used to be. In an effort to recapture the spirit of their youth they look up two long-lost boisterous school mates: champion lamp-post climber and duck impressionist 'Chuffer' Enright, and long-distance hand walker 'Splutter' Lipinscale...

Hank Zipzer
Christmas Special - Hank Zipzer's Christmas Catastrophe90 minute feature film Christmas special. No-one loves yuletide like Hank Zipzer and this year, with a new baby brother on the way, Hank means to have the Best. Christmas. Ever! But Hank's life never runs smoothly and soon Miss Adolf is turning Mr Rock's Rudolph the Rock'n'Roll Reindeer into a one-woman Christmas Carol.

You're Only Young Twice
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Desperate HoursHaving robbed the post office - with Cissie inside - a pair of criminals, Fingers and Junior, on the run dart into Paradise Lodge. Initially trying to stay hidden, the pair are soon spotted and hold the ladies captive until they can make their escape at daybreak.

The Two Ronnies
Series 9, Christmas Special - The Two Ronnies Christmas ShowHugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

George & Mildred
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Business Like Show BusinessIt's Christmas, and Mildred has finally been given her first role in the Hampton Wick Players' annual pantomime - as one of Cinderella's ugly sisters.

Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 5 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, DownstairsAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.

Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 25 - Bad BloodGrandfather Negative is in town and has very strong views on Resus not being a 'real vampire'. When Otto shuts off the blood supply to the town it gives Resus and his cape the chance to save the day.

Zig And Zag
Episode 3 - JobsworthZig and Zag discover the joys of 'buying stuff', but to buy stuff you need money, and to get money you need a job!

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 7 - Perfection - Thy Name Is RidleyCompo is suffering from hearing an abundance of praise for a widower across the valley which is only made worse when Nora comes to clean for him.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 10 - Jeopardy MouseWhen the Baron rearranges the countries of the world Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart, Jeopardy Mouse, and takes New Zealand for a spin.

Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - Oh To Be In EnglandDel and Rodney arrive in Miami and things start to go wrong immediately. Nothing too dramatic, though, until Del is mistaken for a local mafia godfather and his henchmen want him as a decoy!

Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 10 - DobbinWhen kids smash a window in the barber shop Desmond is furious at first, but, realising that they have nowhere to play, sets out to get the council to renovate the playground.

As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 3 - The BathroomWhen Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath, Jean thinks it is time the house had another bathroom.

Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 11 - The ProdigalThe barber shop's finances are a bit shaky, so Michael offers to lend a hand. His efficiency causes more than a few problems which are solved by a good old-fashioned story-telling session.

Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 4 - MoneyBlackadder is facing money troubles - or, as he puts it, 'cashflow problems' - that are far from helped when the notorious baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells arrives to call in a thousand-pound debt.

Harry Hill's Tea Time
Series 1, Out-takes - Out-takes SpecialThis special episode reveals some of the best unseen moments from the series, featuring Gok Wan, Joey Essex, Gary Kemp, Paul Hollywood and Jason Donovan.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 2With guest host Sue Perkins and guest panellists Tony Law and Nick Hewer.

Horrible Histories
Christmas Special - Horrible ChristmasFarting jesters, Christmas cards full of bacon, and having the festive meal confiscated by Oliver Cromwell... welcome to Christmas, Horrible Histories style.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Affair Of The Hollow LadyNew locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.

The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.

Spaced
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom by and starring Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 7Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by Jack Dee, Victoria Coren, Matt Edmondson and Rob Beckett.

Trollied
Series 6, Episode 6Duncan takes great delight in announcing the failure of Gavin's health food drive, while Neville is roped into giving Linda driving lessons.

Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 2 - All About YvonneWhen Yvonne throws Gary out of the marital home, his edgy behaviour makes Phoebe suspicious that he is seeing another woman.

Trollied
Series 6, Episode 7Cheryl orders Gavin to cooperate with Duncan as he launches a new energy drink in store. Meanwhile, things between Holly, Katie and Daniel take an unusual turn.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Christmas SpecialComedians Sean Lock and Jon Richardson head up the teams for this year's Christmas capers, joined by guests pop duo Jedward, comedian Micky Flanagan, actress and presenter Liza Tarbuck and The Inbetweeners star Greg Davies.

Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 5 - BeerBlackadder challenges Melchett to a drinking contest - on the same night he is due to play host to his puritanical relatives, Lord and Lady Whiteadder, in order to discuss his inheritance!

Two Doors Down
Series 2, Episode 4Cathy and Colin throw a birthday bash for Colin's father, Willie. Meanwhile Ian and Jaz have their offer on a flat knocked back - but Eric steps in to help out.

Not Going Out
Christmas Special - Christmas ShoppingIt is Christmas Eve and newlyweds Lee and Lucy are doing some last-minute shopping when an unexpected stranger turns their Christmas upside down.

A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Highlights Special - Rally SpecialJames Corden and the gang, including comedian Jimmy Carr and Olympian Amy Williams, go head-to-head in the standout challenge from Series 7: the rally car race, as seen back in Episode 1.

The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The New SofaInspired by Nigella, Denise tries to cook Christmas dinner for the family. To Jim's dismay, Dave's Mum and Dad are invited.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lauren is not impressed by her teacher's dress sense, Nan's television breaks down and Derek Faye is insulted by a doctor.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 3 - Rearranging The DustVictor and Margaret visit a solicitor to sort out some legal matters. But a long, non-eventful wait then brings more misery.

Walliams & Friend
Episode 3 - Sheridan SmithJoining David Walliams in this week's sketch show spectacular is star of stage and screen, Sheridan Smith.

Mock The Week
A selection of episodes from the 12th series of the satirical panel game.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Episode 5This time Rob and Aisling are joined by Strictly judge Craig Revel Horwood, The One Show's Alex Jones and comedians Katherine Ryan and Dane Baptiste to discuss the nation's most talked about TV shows of 2016.

Walliams & Friend
Episode 3 - Sheridan SmithJoining David Walliams in this week's sketch show spectacular is star of stage and screen, Sheridan Smith.

Walliams & Friend
Episode 3 - Sheridan SmithJoining David Walliams in this week's sketch show spectacular is star of stage and screen, Sheridan Smith.

Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Mel Giedroyc and guest panellists Adil Ray and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 2The Aga Saga Woman is terrified by a Geordie babysitter, Irene & Vern describe their encounter with Desmond Tutu and Nan's visit at the doctor soon turns unpleasant.

Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 3 - California DreaminWhen Gary and Phoebe discover the lease on the Royal Oak has run out and Reg is retiring, they realise it is time to make plans for the future. Back in the 1990s Yvonne has her own heart set on big changes, but Gary isn't quite as keen to go along for the ride.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 11 - An Inspector StaysThe police want to use Tracey and Sharon's home for a surveillance operation.

Victoria Wood's Mid Life Christmas
Victoria Wood returns with a 60-minute special for BBC One featuring sketches, personal injury commercials, unlikely sporting events and a dance number bringing together the killer combo of midriff bulge and Busby Berkeley.

Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 6It's the last episode of the series and the robots are going out with a bang.

Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Mel Giedroyc and guest panellists Adil Ray and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP.

Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Mel Giedroyc and guest panellists Adil Ray and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 20, Episode 10 - Carrie Fisher, Grayson Perry, Sandi Toksvig, Nadiya Hussain, BustedCarrie Fisher talks about that affair, Grayson Perry 'fesses up' to being masculine, Sandi Toksvig finds Graham's most intelligent audience member, while Nadiya Hussain reveals an embarrassing moment with a Bake Off fan. Busted perform live in the studio.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 9With guests Kelly Hoppen, Louis Smith, Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 20, Episode 10 - Carrie Fisher, Grayson Perry, Sandi Toksvig, Nadiya Hussain, BustedCarrie Fisher talks about that affair, Grayson Perry 'fesses up' to being masculine, Sandi Toksvig finds Graham's most intelligent audience member, while Nadiya Hussain reveals an embarrassing moment with a Bake Off fan. Busted perform live in the studio.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 20, Episode 10 - Carrie Fisher, Grayson Perry, Sandi Toksvig, Nadiya Hussain, BustedCarrie Fisher talks about that affair, Grayson Perry 'fesses up' to being masculine, Sandi Toksvig finds Graham's most intelligent audience member, while Nadiya Hussain reveals an embarrassing moment with a Bake Off fan. Busted perform live in the studio.

The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The Golden Egg CupThere's a new buzz in the Royle family household as it is a special time for Jim and Barbara and a celebration (including Twiglets and scotch eggs) is planned.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Jimmy, Sean & Jon's Best BitsJimmy Carr is joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for a compilation show of their best bits from the last series. Guests include Jack Dee, Jo Brand, Jerry Springer, Johnny Vegas, Mel Giedroyc, Lethal Bizzle, Carol Vorderman and Josh Widdicombe.

Spaced
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom by and starring Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes.

Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.

Not Going Out
Christmas Special - Christmas ShoppingIt is Christmas Eve and newlyweds Lee and Lucy are doing some last-minute shopping when an unexpected stranger turns their Christmas upside down.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 3Ivan & Trudy present their 'wig emporium', Derek Faye purchases a David Beckham calendar and are hospital nurses stealing Nan's personal belongings?

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 1Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are back for a new series of the topical comedy panel show. The teams are joined by celebrity guests Paul Hollywood, Dawn O'Porter, Joe Wilkinson and Rob Beckett.

The Adam And Joe Show
Series 2, Episode 6The cuddly toys present Stuff This Life staring Sillie, Egg, Miles, Anna, Funy and Mr O'Pork. Elsewhere, Baaadad gives us his opinions of Chelmsford's V97, and Stereolab receive some much-needed Vinyl Justice.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 6 - Sara Pascoe At The Comedy StoreSara Pascoe is tonight's host at The Comedy Store - but is she a good person? She's joined by genitalia talking Phil Wang, Chris Martin (not that one), and Joel Dommett.

Kingdom
Series 1, Episode 6Lyle is feeling totally undervalued and Peter, realising that unless he gives him some responsibility he'll leave, sends him off to meet an old Polish Auschwitz survivor. Beatrice insists on bonding with Gloria - who politely pretends to enjoy their outings. Sidney Snell has a dream which leads him to Cromer Pier and a search for buried treasure. Mrs Thing wants to leave Peter all her money. A mysterious young woman turns up at Peter's garden party asking to speak to him.

The New Statesman
Series 4, Episode 3 - Speaking In TonguesAlan advises Piers to make a name for himself, resulting in the entire Brussels translation service going on strike. Luckily there's a computerised replacement system ready to go. Meanwhile, Alan himself is being lobbied by a German Green MEP about the route of a new autobahn.

Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 10 - DobbinWhen kids smash a window in the barber shop Desmond is furious at first, but, realising that they have nowhere to play, sets out to get the council to renovate the playground.

Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 11 - The ProdigalThe barber shop's finances are a bit shaky, so Michael offers to lend a hand. His efficiency causes more than a few problems which are solved by a good old-fashioned story-telling session.