Television
TV schedule Friday 28th October 2016

Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 6 - We Shall Not Be MovedWhilst Mildred is away for the weekend, Mr. Roper intends to evict Robin, Chrissy and Jo and turn their flat into 6 separate "self-contained living units".

On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 2 - Stan's RoomUnable to get a moment's peace with clippie Doreen, Stan argues with his mother's rules and meddling and decides to move out. But only one room is near his price range - and Blakey is the landlord!

Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CoconutThe Farmer returns from the fair triumphant after winning a coconut. He soon discovers getting into the coconut isn't as easy as it seems. Shaun and Bitzer take on the challenge and try every trick in the book, but it proves a tough nut to crack.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 39 - The Cute Shall Inherit The EarthA CATastrophe hits earth and only DM can stop things from getting too hairy when cute kittens begin replacing humans.

The Roy Files
Episode 15 - Be Careful What You Wish ForRoy warns to be careful what you wish for, because it often comes true and usually isn't what you really want.

The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Sahara Desert, AfricaGlitch makes a sandcastle around an oasis in the Sahara. Can the Go Jetters save the day?

As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 6 - Going OnlineJean decides to go online, although Lionel isn't keen on the idea. A power cut gives them time for romance by candlelight, and Alistair reveals some deep woes.

Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 6 - Very Pongy CheeseJustin and Robert get given some very pongy cheese, but the horrible smell makes Little Monster run away and attracts the attention of Funella Furchester and a very cheeky mouse. Guest starring Louise Gold.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 1 - The Swan Man Of IlkleyBack for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.

A Close Shave
Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 25 - SmallWussywat is too small to see the top of the sunflower so he builds some stairs out of the flowerpots with help from Eli and her stilts!

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 10 - TurningThings get out of hand when Chickedy and Chick try to turn the pedals of a bike. The Twirlywoo Screen provides the Twirlywoos with a bike of their own, but it proves difficult to control!

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The ClockClegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.

Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 4 - Once In A Moonlit JunkyardJunkyard. The arrival of a sinister-looking motorcyclist fills Compo with fear.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 25 - SmallWussywat is too small to see the top of the sunflower so he builds some stairs out of the flowerpots with help from Eli and her stilts!

Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's DayArkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.

Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 10 - TurningThings get out of hand when Chickedy and Chick try to turn the pedals of a bike. The Twirlywoo Screen provides the Twirlywoos with a bike of their own, but it proves difficult to control!

Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 3 - Orphan Of The StormCamp controller, Alec Foster, is systematically sacking just about everyone - can no one save the entertainment staff?

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Employment ExchangeUnlucky-in-work Frank has job trouble.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 5 - ConfidenceDorien joins the Open University as Tracey struggles with the great school of life.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 1 - Danger Mouse Begins... AgainDuty has called, and the world's greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse is blasting back onto our screens.

Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 32 - Wicked LeaksPenfold's addiction to social media leads to the Baron turning all of DM's secrets against him, in a plot to deflate the planet.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 1 - The Swan Man Of IlkleyBack for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.

Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.

The Green Man
A hapless vacuum cleaner salesman stumbles upon a professional hitman's plot to kill a leading public figure.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The ClockClegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.

Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 7 - Three Of A KindWhen Robin is hospitalised to have his tonsils removed, Chrissy takes on two of his friends in a spot of poker. The trouble is, she has no idea how to play...

On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Inspector's PetsIt's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund and the tropical fish...

Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 5 - Well Catered FuneralHis best friend's funeral tests Arkwright's generosity to a painfull degree.

A Close Shave
Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.

On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Epidemic'Hong Kong flu' has hit town and the bus depot is no exception. With crews dropping like flies, Jack and Stan jump at the chance of an inoculation and all the overtime they could possibly desire.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...

So Awkward
Series 2, Episode 10 - What Would Emmeline Do?A competition develops between Ollie and Martha as to who is the most persuasive feminist campaigner.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 16, Episode 4 - Once In A Moonlit JunkyardJunkyard. The arrival of a sinister-looking motorcyclist fills Compo with fear.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Good, The Baaaaa And The UglyWhen Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a rescue mission to a mysterious island Danger Mouse's over-competitiveness borders on criminal.

Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 7 - Too Red EyeCan Desmond outbid his old rival Baldwin Martin in the immortality stakes?

As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 3 - Getting Rid Of GwenJean comes up with a complicated plan to get rid of Mrs. Flack once and for all, whilst Alistair struggles to comprehend doing the precise opposite with Judith.

Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 8 - Susu AgainPorkpie is bitten by the lovebug when an old flame from the West Indies turns up at the shop.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Christmas Special - Diamonds Are For HeatherDel is in love again after catching the eye of Heather during a rendition of 'Old Shep' at the Nag's Head. It's not long before he wants to get engaged, as usual, but this time there is a complication... her husband.

Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.

Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 3 - Duet For Solo BicycleA squeak in the shop's bicycle is driving Granville round the bedn, but can it really be affecting his love-life?

Harry Hill's Tea Time
Series 1, Episode 2 - Emilia FoxHarry Hill is joined in his tea time kitchen by actress Emilia Fox as he takes a sideways look at the world of cookery.

Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 2 - FitMarley's attempts to befriend her neighbours are disrupted by having to look after her wayward niece. Meanwhile, Adam, Michael and the Vicar have their own night out, which leads to courtroom drama.

Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Out-takes - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon presents this compilation of previously unseen material from Series 10.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 5Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his surprise birthday present.

Meet Ricky Gervais
Off-beat chat show hosted by Ricky Gervais before he was famous. Showing a total lack of both fear and tact, Ricky asks the questions no one else will.

Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's Theatre
Lee Evans captured at his hilarious best at Her Majesty's Theatre in London.

Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 6 - ChainsMelchett and Blackadder are taken hostage by the dastardly German master of disguise Prince Ludwig, just hours after the Queen swore to only pay one more ransom ever. When she struggles to choose between the two, their captor decides to overthrow her and make himself King.

Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Mitchell and guest panellists Chris Bryant MP and Rose Matafeo.

Shaun Of The Dead
Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.

A Couple Of Beauties
A repeat of this 1972 film.

Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 3 - One O'Clock JumpGary is worried about Yvonne's depression at being out of work and confused by the fact that the present PC Deadman is obviously Reg's grandson and yet Reg doesn't have any children.

Bo' Selecta!
Sketch comedy series starring Leigh Francis as Avid Merrion, Transylvania's biggest celebrity fan.

Still Game
Series 7, Episode 4 - Small ChangeAffairs of the heart stir up emotions as Jack and Victor offer unconventional marriage guidance to a Craiglang couple. Meanwhile, Navid and Boabby job-swap to prove who has the cushiest career.

Asian Network Comedy
Episode 5 - Curve, Leicester 2016Stand-up comedy from nearly-naked chef Hardeep Singh Kohli, panel show favourite Dane Baptiste, Paul 'Sinnerman' Sinha from TV quiz show The Chase and rising star Eshaan Akbar.

Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...

Bo' Selecta!
Sketch comedy series starring Leigh Francis as Avid Merrion, Transylvania's biggest celebrity fan.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 3With guest host Frank Skinner and panellists Sara Pascoe and Nick Robinson.

The Last Leg
Series 9, Episode 3Roisin Conaty joins the trio in the studio to help dissect the week's events, with Jeremy Paxman helping to explain the US election.

I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 4 - Basic AlanAlan is the only guest at the Linton Travel Tavern when the manager decides to close it for refurbishment, leaving Alan at a loose end with some tungsten-tipped screws.

Comedy Store
Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store!

Personal Services
The story of the rise of a single mother from waitress to madam of a suburban brothel that caters to older men.

The Graham Norton Show
Series 20, Episode 5 - Benedict Cumberbatch, Eddie Redmayne, Bryan Cranston, LeAnn RimesBenedict Cumberbatch reveals he married Judge Rinder; Eddie Redmayne says he felt like a wannabe Justin Bieber at Comic Con; Bryan Cranston reveals he was once a murder suspect; and LeAnn Rimes performs live in the studio.

A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 6James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Alex Scott, Kevin Bridges and Rudd Gullit.

House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Ghost AffairMuch to Bob's frustration, when Ghost Hunter magazine offers a chimp as a prize to anyone who can provide a genuine photo of a ghost, Vic instantly begins ghost hunting around the flat with Beef and Bosh.

Red Dwarf
Series XI, Episode 6 - Can Of WormsCat takes time off from being in love with himself to fall head over heels in love with a lady Cat with a big secret.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Highlights Special - ExtraRelive the most memorable moments from Series 2 of the riotous panel show.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 5 - ConfidenceDorien joins the Open University as Tracey struggles with the great school of life.

Josh
Series 2, Episode 6 - Close Up & Long ShotAt a university reunion party, Josh bumps into Abby, a therapist who has spent the last ten years convinced that Josh is infatuated with her. Can he prove to her that he is not? Kate meets an old lecturer who offers her a great opportunity to get her photography career off the ground.

The Mighty Boosh
Series 2, Episode 3 - NanageddonIn an attempt to impress two goth girls, the boys stage a seance in their front room.

Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 2Gina Yashere makes her first appearance on the show, joining Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile John Oliver and Al Murray join Rory Bremner again.

Andy Parsons Gruntled Live
Andy Parsons performs his stand-up show Gruntled in this TV edit of his 2011 DVD.

Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Two TonysDad accidentally invites someone he used to hate round for dinner - an annoying man who talks with his eyes closed. How will Dad get rid of him?

The Mighty Boosh
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Legend Of Old GreggFollowing a somewhat poorly received gig, the boys decide to skip town for a bit.

Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Carpet CleanerIt's Dad's annual hinge oiling evening but when he spills his oil on Mum's beloved carpet, it's a race against time to clean it up before she finds out. Meanwhile, Jim gets a cat.

Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 6 - The HarrowingAn episode set in a gothic mansion owned by a brother and sister who shut themselves away from the outside world.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 5Jimmy Carr and the regulars are joined by James Corden and Jack Dee. Countdown's Susie Dent is in with the help of Joe Lycett.

Powder Room
Comedy following twenty-something Sam. Lonely and unemployed, she's forced to confront the reality of her life after meeting a successful old friend.

Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Beautiful British Tour Live At The O2
The Pub Landlord brings his 2009 Beautiful British Tour to London's O2.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
A selection of four episodes from the horror spoof.

Britannia Hospital
Black comedy satirising the NHS and early-1980s British society.

Tommy Cooper
Episode 2Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Richard Briers.

Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 3David Mitchell joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle and Andy Parsons and Sue Perkins sit with Rory Bremner.

Black Books
Series 2, Episode 1 - The EntertainerFran has a new hobby and Bernard has a date. Manny holds the key to success with both.

Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 2Gina Yashere makes her first appearance on the show, joining Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile John Oliver and Al Murray join Rory Bremner again.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

Black Books
Series 2, Episode 2 - FeverFran is too hot for comfort, Bernard wants a summer fling and Manny tries to cool down for fear of onsetting his 'illness'.

Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.

Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.

On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Best ManThe Inspector's niece is getting married to one of the drivers and much to Blakey's alarm, Stan is to be Best Man. He and Jack proceed to get the groom very, very drunk indeed.

Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 8 - Susu AgainPorkpie is bitten by the lovebug when an old flame from the West Indies turns up at the shop.

On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Busmen's BallThe annual Busmen's Ball comes round once again and Arthur has decided that he and Olive will not be attending such a low-brow affair. Then he discovers what this year's cabaret is going to be...