Television
TV schedule Monday 26th September 2016

In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 2 - Three's A CrowdAs their honeymoon continues, Billy is worried sick about Ivy's disappearance but Mary's far from disappointed! Auntie, it seems, has found her own way to pass the time and doesn't want to leave.

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

The Indian Doctor
Series 2, Episode 3 - The MiracleTrefelin is deserted as Prem waits for a vaccination unit to arrive from Cardiff.

Zig And Zag
Episode 8 - It Came From ZogZig and Zag turn their hands to the movie business - but they are only in it for the free popcorn.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 14 - Danger FanShortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit members of the team start to disappear.

dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 30 - Mount Everest, AsiaKyan wants to climb Mount Everest, but there's a giant snowball heading his way - and it's got a moustache!

My Hero
Series 3, Episode 7 - Little Green ManJanet thinks George is taking her for granted. After all, most husbands would react rather badly after discovering their wife in a compromising position with the handy man...George's response is merely 'Why should I be jealous of a human when I can do it 15 times a night?' But it's not long before George succumbs to jealousy.

Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 16 - Blocked PipesSomething is blocking the pipes - but what is it? Robert and Justin find out that it's a furry flitter. With Little Monster's help, they finally find a better place for the flitter to stay, but only after many soakings.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To PaternityClegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.

Roy
Series 4, Episode 3 - Stupid CupidWhen Roy believes Miss Jervis is leaving the school because she is heartbroken he decides to play Cupid and set her up with Mr Lucey. Will love conquer all and will Roy get his favourite teacher to stay?

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 8 - Some Vans Can Make You DeafCompo's son Tom sparks off chaos when he tries to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van.

Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 6 - NoisyThe Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 16 - The Haunted HouseSooty bets Richard and Sweep that they can't spend the night in a haunted house. But in a bedroom full of creaking armour, hairy spiders and spooky paintings, will they be brave enough to stay?

Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.

Jules Verne's Rocket To The Moon
Period comedy about a group of businessmen who plan to send a man to the moon.

A Bit Of A Do
Series 2, Episode 6 - The FuneralIt is the day of Neville's funeral after his death in a car accident and Liz tries to make it a happy occasion as Neville would have wanted. The mood is genuinely lifted for Rita when Geoffrey proposes to her.

A Bit Of A Do
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Civil WeddingRita is happily marrying Geoffrey and is shocked to find that Ted and Sandra are also getting married at the same registry office. Not everybody is happy however, as Jenny has left Elvis to return to Paul and Elvis's only consolation comes when he is propositioned by Liz.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 16 - Everything Must GoEverything must go when the farmer sets up a stall by the side of the road and leaves Bitzer in charge. The lazy sheepdog soon tires of his role and gives Shaun the job. He proves to be a much better salesman than Bitzer and the flock are only too happy to get stuck in, selling pretty much all the farmer's worldly possessions.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 4 - Cashflow ProblemsCompo's financial future suddenly seems much brighter.

My Family
Series 8, Episode 5 - Neighbour WarsHaving run over Mr Casey's dog some years ago, Ben now compounds the misdemeanour by running over Mr Casey himself. Casey plays the sympathy card for all its worth - and, according to his insurance claim, it seems that it may be worth quite a lot!

4 O'Clock Files
Episode 3 - RulesMr Bell is keen to emphasise school discipline in his latest video, but the pupils are more interested in the unwritten school rules by which they live their lives.

Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 6 - NoisyThe Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!

A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!

The Iron Maiden
An aircraft designer's love of traction engines gets in the way of his job when an American airline owner visits England on a buying mission.

Three Up, Two Down
Series 4, Episode 5While Angie is psyching herself up for her commercial test, Daphne is also preparing for something very important, and has Sam's full support.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 2 - Just VisitingWith their husbands locked up, Tracey is depressed while Sharon couldn't be happier. Tracey and Darryl's son turns up playing truant from boarding school, unaware of his dad's situation. When Sharon lets slip, he destroys Tracey's belongings. Meanwhile in prison, tension is mounting between Chris and Darryl.

dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.

Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 10 - Sing You SinnersOwing to the departure of the local vicar, Jeffrey finds himself conducting the Sunday half-hour. Needless to say, he makes a hash of it...

Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Middle-Class Rip-OffA constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?

My Hero
Series 3, Episode 7 - Little Green ManJanet thinks George is taking her for granted. After all, most husbands would react rather badly after discovering their wife in a compromising position with the handy man...George's response is merely 'Why should I be jealous of a human when I can do it 15 times a night?' But it's not long before George succumbs to jealousy.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Farmer's NephewThe Farmer is rendered incapable and replaced by a farmhand who is more interested in his mobile phone than getting the task done.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 7 - From Here To PaternityClegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay his father a visit.

Minder
Series 8, Episode 11 - The Odds CoupleArthur offers Ray's services to stop a compulsive gambler from losing anymore of her husband's money.

In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 3 - They Shoot Undertakers, Don't They?Mary Henshaw can't help feeling jealous of Billy's past girlfriends. Ivy assures her he's not even looked at another woman since the wedding, but when he goes away overnight 'on business', her suspicions are raised.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 8 - Some Vans Can Make You DeafCompo's son Tom sparks off chaos when he tries to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van.

You're Only Young Twice
Series 3, Episode 1 - And Cissie Makes ThreeA German relative of Miss Milton's visits, and takes an instant shine to Flora. He may be one of the old enemy, but she's flattered by the attention - until he reveals his dislike of Cissie!

George & Mildred
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Twenty Six Year ItchIt's almost Christmas, and Ann's off to visit her mother with the children. Jeffrey, meanwhile, has been invited to give a speech at a formal dinner during her absence, and down at the pub, George gets chatting to a temporary barmaid...

Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.

Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 1Roger's dreams of an easy win at today's cricket match begin badly when his Volvo won't start. Kevin comes to his rescue in his battered Renault, but he brings Maggie with him. This is the first time that Roger and Mim have met her and they're gobsmacked!

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 35 - St Basil's Cathedral, RussiaThe Go Jetters visit St Basil's Cathedral, but birthday boy Grandmaster Glitch has glitched it. Not cool!

My Family
Series 8, Episode 5 - Neighbour WarsHaving run over Mr Casey's dog some years ago, Ben now compounds the misdemeanour by running over Mr Casey himself. Casey plays the sympathy card for all its worth - and, according to his insurance claim, it seems that it may be worth quite a lot!

A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 6 - Crushing EmbarrassmentIt is April Fools' Day and Mitchell is pranking in overdrive. Before too long he has pranked everyone and unleashed a dormant beast of embarrassment that lives under the school. Mitchell must save his friends - and Tyson - from 'The Embarrassment's' disgusting lair by going toe to toe in a shameful game show.

Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 2Maggie and Mim get on like a house on fire and it looks like the start of a great new friendship. Maggie has other things to contend with, however, as Dennis - the team 'wolf in wimp's clothing' - tries his hand at chatting her up...

A Bit Of A Do
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Civil WeddingRita is happily marrying Geoffrey and is shocked to find that Ted and Sandra are also getting married at the same registry office. Not everybody is happy however, as Jenny has left Elvis to return to Paul and Elvis's only consolation comes when he is propositioned by Liz.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 4 - Cashflow ProblemsCompo's financial future suddenly seems much brighter.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 15 - Quark GamesThe heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event.

Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 12More historically accurate blood, guts, grime and gore from the Horrible Histories team.

As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 2 - Getting To Know You - AgainWill Lionel contact Jean? Will Jean contact Lionel? Sandy heads to the hotel but finds he has checked out, and when he heads to the office, Judith gives Lionel short shrift. Meanwhile his publisher, Alistair, orders fresh revisions and insists Lionel attend a party he's holding.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!

Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 2 - In LocoLouisa is nervously awaiting an interview for promotion to head teacher of Portwenn Primary School, and she's anxious to make a good impression. The breakout of a highly contagious skin infection amongst the children isn't going to help any.

Blackadder Exclusive: The Whole Rotten Saga
Highlights Special - Blackadder's Most Cunning MomentsSpecial highlights show featuring the most 'cunning' moments from four series of the Blackadder saga.

Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Michael Sheen and guest panellists Ruth Davidson MSP and Jon Richardson.

A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 1James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by guests Anthony Joshua, Rob Beckett and Roisin Conaty as the sports-based quiz show returns.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Documentary spoof in which Alan Partridge journeys around the north of 'Broken Britain'.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 4Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

The World's End
Sci-fi comedy film about five friends attempting to recreate a legendary pub crawl, but the future looks rather bleak for both them and the world.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 1Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are back for a new series of the topical comedy panel show. The teams are joined by celebrity guests Paul Hollywood, Dawn O'Porter, Joe Wilkinson and Rob Beckett.

Norman Wisdom
Hour-long comedy special starring Norman Wisdom and his comedy foil, Eddie Leslie.

Cold Feet
Series 6, Episode 4Trying to prove his innocence, David realises that he may have his work cut out. Just as Karen takes her relationship with Eddie up a notch, David threatens to put the kibosh on it. Adam has relationship worries of a different kind when his wife becomes increasingly distant,.

Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Touch Of ClassIn his endless strive to improve the quality of Fawlty Towers, Basil places an advert in a high-society magazine, and soon has a Lord Melbury checking in - but all is not quite as it seems.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Steve Jones, David O'Doherty, Deborah Meaden and Seann Walsh.

Gimme Gimme Gimme
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Katy Burke sitcom.

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy 2: Tales From Painted Hawaii, Episode 1 - Paul PanferIn episode one, the cast of Magnum P.I. try to sacrifice Noel to a volcano. All hopes of being rescued rest on Paul Panfer, an internet sensation who remakes Elvis films on his mobile phone.

Morgana Robinson's The Agency
Episode 1In this first episode we are introduced to Vincent as he deals with Miranda Hart's burning desire to be taken more seriously as an actor and Danny Dyer's diversification into children's literature. Meanwhile Natalie Cassidy is building up to the National Television Awards and Gregg Wallace is launching a new range of sauces.

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 1, Episode 4Comedian Russell Howard and Countdown's Rachel Riley join host Dara O Briain, games expert Ellie Gibson and team captains Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon to play five video games; Street Fighter 2 Turbo, Sensible Soccer, Temple Run, Nidhogg and a special endgame in a bid to become this week's Go 8 Bit Champions.

To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 6Richard plans a skiing holiday, but with his mother ill and Audrey having put her back out, will he ever leave? He's just got to learn how to ski first!

John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 1, Episode 4 - Alex BrookerAlex Brooker chats to John about his career and how his disability has shaped his life.

To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 4With John Simpson, Hugh Dennis, Katherine Ryan and Warwick Davis.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 4Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 4With John Simpson, Hugh Dennis, Katherine Ryan and Warwick Davis.

Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.

'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 24 - Wedding BlossFaced with the prospect of her marrying Monsieur Alfonse, René finally proposes and arranges his re-marriage to Edith. At the chateau, General Von Klinkerhoffen is on the search for missing gold; Herr Flick is convinced that René knows its whereabouts.

The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 11, Episode 3 - Jamie Dornan, Rob Beckett, Davina McCall, Stranger Things cast, Zara LarssonJonathan welcomes heartthrob Jamie Dornan, star of 50 Shades of Grey and The Fall; the award-winning comedian Rob Beckett; the irrepressible Davina McCall; and the stars of hit show Stranger Things: Millie Bobby Brown, Caleb McLaughlin and Gaten Matarazzo. Plus, Scandinavian singing sensation Zara Larsson will be performing in the studio.

Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.

The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 11, Episode 3 - Jamie Dornan, Rob Beckett, Davina McCall, Stranger Things cast, Zara LarssonJonathan welcomes heartthrob Jamie Dornan, star of 50 Shades of Grey and The Fall; the award-winning comedian Rob Beckett; the irrepressible Davina McCall; and the stars of hit show Stranger Things: Millie Bobby Brown, Caleb McLaughlin and Gaten Matarazzo. Plus, Scandinavian singing sensation Zara Larsson will be performing in the studio.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 4Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by guests Tess Daly, Stephen Mangan, Kian Egan and Tony Law to thrash out the hot topics of the week.

The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 11, Episode 3 - Jamie Dornan, Rob Beckett, Davina McCall, Stranger Things cast, Zara LarssonJonathan welcomes heartthrob Jamie Dornan, star of 50 Shades of Grey and The Fall; the award-winning comedian Rob Beckett; the irrepressible Davina McCall; and the stars of hit show Stranger Things: Millie Bobby Brown, Caleb McLaughlin and Gaten Matarazzo. Plus, Scandinavian singing sensation Zara Larsson will be performing in the studio.

Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 3 - GymMark continues to be tormented by doubts about the advisability of marrying Sophie, and joins a gym to spend as much time away from her as possible. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts working as a cleaner in a bid to get closer to ex-wife Nancy, hoping against hope for a reconciliation.

Newzoids
Series 2, Episode 4The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are off to Canada; the Corbynator takes Labour back to the past; Hillary Clinton is the First Lady of Country; Prince Charles visits The Rovers Return; PC Sarah Lancashire investigates a burglary; we see The Secret Life of 50 Year Olds; and Putin arm-wrestles a bear. Plus, Evan Davis and Robert Peston have a rap battle.

A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 3, Episode 3Sketches include the day Stephen forgot his legs, A Question of Sport and the funny names.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 1, Episode 4Comedian Russell Howard and Countdown's Rachel Riley join host Dara O Briain, games expert Ellie Gibson and team captains Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon to play five video games; Street Fighter 2 Turbo, Sensible Soccer, Temple Run, Nidhogg and a special endgame in a bid to become this week's Go 8 Bit Champions.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 3In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Tom Rosenthal, Craig Revel Horwood, Roisin Conaty and US comic Rob Delaney for this show.

A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 3, Episode 4Sketches include the film From Here to Just Over There, Tony Inchpractice's "Photocopying My Genitals With...", and Gelliant Gutfright presenting The Red Hat of Patferrick.

Safeword
Series 2, Episode 2This week's celebs are Lydia Bright from TOWIE and Gaz Beadle from Geordie Shore. The comedians are Tom Davis and Bobby Mair.

Seann Walsh World
Episode 6Seann Walsh looks at the weirdest kiss of all time, internet video-dating, and Sam Sadler talks 'bid-bops'.

Cool It, Carol!
Joe Sickles and Carol Thatcher decide to head to London for work but the naïve couple soon become drawn to the more seedy side of the capital.

Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 1 - Down And Out In Kentish TownTom's outraged when Linda reveals that she has turned their garden into a campsite. The residents are hardly normal holidaymakers, however - specifically the hardest screw from Linda's old Borstal, Miss Twitch, and her peculiar young male companion, the bearded, bedraggled Si.

Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Green Wing
A selection of episodes from the first series of the hospital-based sitcom.

Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Michael Sheen and guest panellists Ruth Davidson MSP and Jon Richardson.

The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 2 - The Gold RushCharming and bullying, the Thomas brothers set about their plans for a New Trefelin.

Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lollipop Man ComethTom has a part in a small local theatre production, which has somehow attracted Tom Cruise to the lead role. Preparing for the premiere performance in his dressing room stress levels begin to rise, and with a little of Linda's mis-assistance, his make-up takes a turn for the bizarre.

Tommy Cooper
Episode 8Michael Bentine plays a down-at-heel sheikh in one sketch, with Tommy Cooper as an envoy bearing a message from Queen Victoria.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lauren is not impressed by her teacher's dress sense, Nan's television breaks down and Derek Faye is insulted by a doctor.

QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.

A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 1Roger's dreams of an easy win at today's cricket match begin badly when his Volvo won't start. Kevin comes to his rescue in his battered Renault, but he brings Maggie with him. This is the first time that Roger and Mim have met her and they're gobsmacked!

Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 2Maggie and Mim get on like a house on fire and it looks like the start of a great new friendship. Maggie has other things to contend with, however, as Dennis - the team 'wolf in wimp's clothing' - tries his hand at chatting her up...