Television
TV schedule Saturday 17th September 2016
Doctor At Large
Episode 5 - Modernising MajorWhen Dick Stuart-Clark visits Upton and Collier he is shocked at their working conditions and encourages his friends to modernise the practice. When they attempt to update the filing system and install a new E.C.G. machine, they cause chaos amongst the patients.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Black HandAce detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Black HandAce detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.
Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
Zig And Zag
Episode 14 - It's Sherlucky DayZig and Zag become detectives to solve the case of the missing invisible cat of Burb Street.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 2 - Invasion Of The TempletonsWhen Templeton's Science Fair attempt to blast into the cosmos backfires, he accidentally instigates a full-blown alien invasion - by aliens that seem remarkably familiar and have come to pay homage to the creator of the Universe... Templeton?!
Boj
Episode 21 - Mia's PetMia has a pet ladybird in a box. When Mr Cloppity explains that ladybirds need to fly free, Boj plants a mini Giggly Park outside Mia's house for the ladybird to call home.
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 5The Two Ronnies are back again with another helping of their greatest work.
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 6The Two Ronnies are back again with another helping of their greatest work.
The Young Ones
Musical comedy starring Cliff Richard.
A Bit Of A Do
A selection of episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 43 - The RobotBean buys a robot to clean his flat, but it ends up trashing half the town!
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 44 - Ice CreamBean wants an ice cream from the ice cream van, but ends up serving himself - along with every kid in town!
Mr. Bean
Episode 12 - Tee Off, Mr. BeanMr. Bean sticks rigorously to the rules in a game of crazy golf, and racks up a huge putt-count accordingly. He also needs to visit the laundrette.
So Awkward
Series 2, Episode 3 - Locustium InsectiumJas has fallen in love big time with the school locusts and is tenderly looking after them.
Mr. Bean
Episode 13 - Goodnight Mr. BeanMore mayhem with hapless bumbler Mr. Bean as he thinks up some unusual methods to help him sleep.
I've Gotta Horse
Musical comedy starring early rock star Billy Fury as himself, an animal-mad entertainer.
So Awkward
Series 2, Episode 4 - The KissWhen Jas asks Lily what her first kiss with Matt was like Lily panics - there hasn't been a first kiss yet! It makes her doubt whether they are actually going out. Phobic Ollie is tested to the max, and Mr Malone is freaked out because he thinks Mrs Griggs is flirting with him.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Horrible Science
Episode 4 - Space, Stars And Slimy AliensThis episode examines what happens to our bodies in space.
Red Dwarf
A repeat-run of the entire Series VI.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 7 - Library Vs TreeThe girls, led by Martha, have been campaigning hard for a new school library.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of Christmas specials from Britain's most popular sitcom.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 3 - MathsTo get out of maths homework Josh claims he has number blindness, and persuades novice supply teacher Janucek to let him off.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Horrid Henry: The Movie
Kids' comedy film featuring a host of British comedy stars. Horrid Henry finds himself doing things he never ever thought he'd do, and then some.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 1Roger's dreams of an easy win at today's cricket match begin badly when his Volvo won't start. Kevin comes to his rescue in his battered Renault, but he brings Maggie with him. This is the first time that Roger and Mim have met her and they're gobsmacked!
Gonks Go Beat
In the far future, Earth has split into two rival populaces based on musical taste. A representative of the Galaxy is sent to unite the factions.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 18 - Monster SittingThere is a Grand Robot Ball in Justin Town - it's the perfect way for Robert to recharge his batteries. But Robert can only go to the ball if he can find someone to look after Little Monster - and Justin.
Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 2Maggie and Mim get on like a house on fire and it looks like the start of a great new friendship. Maggie has other things to contend with, however, as Dennis - the team 'wolf in wimp's clothing' - tries his hand at chatting her up...
Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 1, Episode 2Comedians Marcus Brigstocke and Gina Yashere join host Dara O Briain, games expert Ellie Gibson and team captains Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon to play five video games; Sonic 2, Portal 2, Snake, Little Big Planet and special endgame Boom! Shake the Rooms in a bid to become this week's Go 8 Bit Champions
Hacker Time
Series 6, Episode 3 - Lauren LayfieldOne of the presenters of CBBC's The Dengineers drops in to join Hacker and the team. Also, pirates board the ship in Admiral Lawnmower's adventure and Leia sings about her obsession with Luke in Lost and Found (...& Lost Again).
Tell Me Another
Series 4, Episode 11Stories from the movies. This week starring: Percy Edwards, John Junkin, Roy Kinnear, Moira Lister, Cardew Robinson, Sylvia Syms, Sydney Tafler, Norman Wisdom.
Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the third series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 4Guest host Alexander Armstrong is joined by regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Michael Grade and Katherine Ryan.
Horrible Science
Episode 4 - Space, Stars And Slimy AliensThis episode examines what happens to our bodies in space.
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 4 - Come In, Your Time Is UpThe platoon are going away camping, but their trip is spoiled when the Vicar, the Verger and the Sea Scouts set up beside them. Things take a new turn at dawn when a group of bailed-out German airmen are found floating in the river.
All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArtistAn artist comes to stay at the B&B, giving Charlie a creative idea on how to make some extra money.
Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Tameness Of A WolfOne of Louisa's pupils blames an upset stomach on a meal she ate at Bert's restaurant and writes about it in the school magazine.
Foreign Body
A sexy, sassy comedy about a fake physician who specialises in bedside manners.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 8Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker and panellists Andy Hamilton and Sara Pascoe.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 3A confused First World War soldier experiences his first day in the trenches, David Baddiel reveals another not-so Scary Story as Vincenzo Larfoff, and more.
The Last Leg
The Last Leg: Live From Rio, Episode 11Adam, Josh and Alex are live in Rio for the 'unofficial closing ceremony' of the Rio Paralympics 2016. For their last show from Rio, the boys are joined in the studio by a multitude of medal winners and heroes of the Games, including Dame Sarah Storey, Hannah Cockroft, Gordon Reid, Jordanne Whiley, Dan Greaves and Lee Pearson.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 3Lee Mack is joined by Claudia Winkleman, Johnny Vegas and Joe Lycett.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 3, Episode 2Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Orla and Niall, and special guests Romesh Ranganathan, Lucy & Lydia, Naomi Wilkinson and Dan Wright.
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 4 - Come In, Your Time Is UpThe platoon are going away camping, but their trip is spoiled when the Vicar, the Verger and the Sea Scouts set up beside them. Things take a new turn at dawn when a group of bailed-out German airmen are found floating in the river.
Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Curious Tale Of Mr SpearfishLenny Spearfish wasn't having a good life until he agrees to sell his soul to the devil - now he's unbelievably rich and seemingly immortal.
Bottom
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson.
The World's End
Sci-fi comedy film about five friends attempting to recreate a legendary pub crawl, but the future looks rather bleak for both them and the world.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 4With guests Craig Revel-Horwood, Ben Fogle, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis.
Newzoids
Series 2, Episode 3The Peaky Bakers plot a move to Channel 4; Hillary Clinton is recovering in bed; Prince George and Princess Charlotte head to the Antiques Roadshow; there's a face-off between trashy daytime TV shows; David Cameron tries his hand in a burger bar; Katie Hopkins gives Tyson Fury a few tips; and Jeremy Corbyn heads to the left.
Mount Pleasant
Series 6, Episode 3Pauline takes her job back at the Dog and Dart. Jane tells Fergus she has nowhere to go but Roger is suspicious of her. Greg asks Dan to be his best man and Denise and Nana both go on dates. Meanwhile Finn and Ella retrieve the cut and shut car from the impound, unaware they have been watched.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 11, Episode 2 - Amy Schumber, Bear Grylls, Riz Ahmed, Olly MursJonathan Ross chats to comedian Amy Schumer, adventurer Bear Grylls, actor Riz Ahmed and chart-topping singer Olly Murs, who also performs.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 2 - Mammy's InflationIt's all change in the Brown household as two of Mrs Brown's boys finalise plans for their new homes.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 8Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Emily Maitlis, Jack Whitehall, Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci.
Hobson's Choice
Screen adaptation of Harold Brighouse's classic Lancashire comedy.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation edition of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Guests include Jo Brand, David O'Doherty, Katherine Ryan, Jerry Springer, Roisin Conaty and Johnny Vegas.
Celebrity Juice
Series 16, Episode 2Joining the panel this week is Cold Feet star Fay Ripley, Spandau Ballet legend Martin Kemp, pop superstar Tulisa and Celebrity Juice regular Gino 'Sheffield' D'Acampo.
John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Steve CooganSteve Coogan joins John to discuss his life and career, from Alan Partridge to Philomena.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 9More topical comedy from Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison. with guests Milton Jones, Josh Widdicombe and Joe Wilkinson.
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 33 - Go On Then David Cameron, F*** Off!Sam reassesses David Cameron's already terrible legacy in the light of the Libya report, while Greg Dyke tells us why Bake Off really doesn't matter. Plus, we hear from George Galloway and Ken Livingstone.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 4Guest host Alexander Armstrong is joined by regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Michael Grade and Katherine Ryan.
Bill Hicks: Relentless
Hicks's stand-up show, recorded live at the 1991 Just For Laughs festival in Montreal.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 10, Episode 1Russell looks at the NHS, Peppa Pig and the connection between gay sex and a bagel.
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Out-takes - Unseen Vol 1The smash-hit sports panel show runs into extra time with a special featuring never-before-seen footage.
Water
Comedy about the inhabitants of a small British Caribbean island whose world is changed when an American oil company strikes mineral water.
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Highlights Special - Unseen Vol 2The smash-hit sports panel show continues in extra time with more never-before-seen footage.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 6 - Grant Unto Him Eternal RestFather Jack consumes more floor polish than is good for him and leaves Ted and Dougal half a million pounds in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to claim it?
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 4Guest host Alexander Armstrong is joined by regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Michael Grade and Katherine Ryan.
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Royal VisitWord reaches the ladies that the Queen will be visiting the area later in the week. Flora wants to present her with flowers, but so does everyone else. Who will get the honour?
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 1 - HellThe time has come for the trio's annual summer holiday, and Father Ted has a fellow priest's caravan in mind as a perfect location.
The Last Leg
The Last Leg: Live From Rio, Episode 11Adam, Josh and Alex are live in Rio for the 'unofficial closing ceremony' of the Rio Paralympics 2016. For their last show from Rio, the boys are joined in the studio by a multitude of medal winners and heroes of the Games, including Dame Sarah Storey, Hannah Cockroft, Gordon Reid, Jordanne Whiley, Dan Greaves and Lee Pearson.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 7 - Too Many CooksIt's never a happy day at Paradise Lodge when Flora commemorates the anniversary of the death of her late husband. To make matters worse, cook has walked out and Flora now has the run of the kitchen!
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 8Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker and panellists Andy Hamilton and Sara Pascoe.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 11Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc and special guest captain Lee Mack with David O'Doherty. Susie Dent is joined by Adam Buxton in Dictionary Corner.
Trigger Happy TV
A selection of episodes from the first series of the hidden camera show.
House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pork Pie AffairJulie entrusts Vic and Bob with the safety of her prize pork pie. However, the boys can't resist the temptation to sample the delicious pie.
Fresh Meat
Series 4, Episode 6Come the day of graduation there's revelations galore. But will our housemates be hosting the alternative Grad Ball to end all Grad Balls or will they have to flee Manchester under cover of darkness?
Andy Parsons: Slacktivist
Andy Parsons returns to the stage with his one man stand-up show Slacktivist.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 4With guests Craig Revel-Horwood, Ben Fogle, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis.
Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.
Red Dwarf
Series VII, Episode 5 - BlueMuch to the surprise of the crew, Lister finds himself actually missing Rimmer now that he's left Red Dwarf!
Time Trumpet
Episode 5A satirical and absurdist look back from the future at the war in Iraq, the death of Geoff Hoon, Anne Robinson and David Beckham's ill-fated talk show and the Stars in Their Eyes scandal.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 10 - Heavy TrafficLee falls in love. She's beautiful, talented, an aromatherapist - and that's not all...
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.