Television
TV schedule Thursday 15th September 2016

In Loving Memory
Series 4, Episode 2 - Trouble At MillBilly bumps into an old school friend whilst collecting a body, and it turns out she's always been rather fond of him! Ivy, meanwhile, attends her own former primary school and is soon called upon to help one of the pupils.

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Zig And Zag
Episode 1 - Ice Cream CloneZig and Zag's attempts to clone an ice cream in order to cool themselves down have a chilling effect on the whole of Burb Street.

dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 3 - ScandalBren's mother, Petula, turns up with a new boyfriend, Clint, who's young enough to be BREN'S son. His mother isn't best pleased, and chains herself to the factory gates in protest.

Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 3 - Watch More TVThings get itchy in The Great Diddy Flake Off and it's time to carefully take to the dance floor in Strictly Come Booby-Trapped.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 23 - Giant's Causeway, Northern IrelandA giant Grandmaster Glitch means big trouble for the Giant's Causeway - can the Go Jetters stop him in his tracks?

My Hero
Series 2, Episode 6 - WeddingJanet's dad is insisting that her baby be born in wedlock, and Thermoman's bosses on Ultron are of the same mind. But as usual things don't go smoothly for the world's favourite superhero as the baby starts to arrive during the marriage ceremony.

Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 9 - Starting With ArtEveryone in Justin's house wants to start with art. Unfortunately, Little Monster wants to use the same things as Justin to paint the perfect picture.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 5 - Optimism In The Housing MarketSmiler's first day as a door-to-door salesman is a painful one.

The Roy Files
Episode 9 - Truth And LiesRoy discusses why it is important to be honest and tell the truth.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 48 - BoomWussywat finds a box full of musical instruments. He's never seen them before so has no idea how each one is played.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 6 - Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?Compo, Clegg and Truly are intrigued when they meet a man testing for earthquakes.

Minder
Series 8, Episode 5 - Guess Who's Coming To PinnerLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?

Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?

A Bit Of A Do
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Crowning Of Miss Frozen Chicken (U.K.)Tensions run high among the group for a variety of reasons. Rodney has purchased Ted's foundry which causes no small degree of acrimony, Paul confesses to Jenny about his dalliance with Carol and protesters interrupt the beauty pageant. The evening climaxes with Neville and Liz agreeing to marry; much to the shock of Rita and Laurence.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Yesterday Never ComesWhen Del acquires a piece of furniture he believes it to be valuable, and when upper-class Miranda answers his newspaper advert for it, he thinks he's gone 'up-market'. But can she really have been wooed by his charm, or is it something more commercial?

The Roy Files
Episode 9 - Truth And LiesRoy discusses why it is important to be honest and tell the truth.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 9 - Supersize TimmyTimmy accidentally eats a tomato grown with Miracle-Grow fertilizer, and expands to become the King Kong of sheep. Shaun must keep the giant toddler out of sight while trying to figure out how to return him to normal size.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 7 - The Empire That Foggy Nearly BuiltFoggy decides to go big in the car-parking business.

My Family
Series 7, Episode 7 - Abi Ever AfterIt's the day before Roger and Abi's wedding but, for this accident-prone couple, until the marriage is solemnised, anything can happen and probably will!

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 48 - BoomWussywat finds a box full of musical instruments. He's never seen them before so has no idea how each one is played.

Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 29 - HidingThe Twirlywoos are at a child's birthday party. They watch an adult hide a bag of chocolate gold coins for a treasure hunt.

A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

Three Up, Two Down
Series 4, Episode 1Much to Daphne's delight, Sam has packed up taxidermy, but to her disgust has taken up with Rhonda, their next-door neighbour. Angie is becoming successful as a model and Nick is pursuing a career as a photo-journalist.

As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Anniversary PartyJean and Lionel are now officially engaged, and relationships are brought to the fore at Stephen and Penny's anniversary party.

Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 6 - StripesAfter a secret visit to the holiday camp Joe Maplin decides that Gladys should be put in charge of the Yellowcoats.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 6 - MoneyTracey faces a dilemma after Garth receives a windfall.

dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 3 - ScandalBren's mother, Petula, turns up with a new boyfriend, Clint, who's young enough to be BREN'S son. His mother isn't best pleased, and chains herself to the factory gates in protest.

Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Skeleton In The CupboardThe Minister is dismayed when he is instructed that he must discipline the most efficient borough council in the country for having failed to return a few statistical surveys to Whitehall. A visit to Scotland's past offers up the perfect opportunity to reach a compromise.

My Hero
Series 2, Episode 6 - WeddingJanet's dad is insisting that her baby be born in wedlock, and Thermoman's bosses on Ultron are of the same mind. But as usual things don't go smoothly for the world's favourite superhero as the baby starts to arrive during the marriage ceremony.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 8 - Dangerous DeliveriesEvery time the postman pays the Farmer a visit, Bitzers canine instincts get the better of him, resulting in shredded mail and and an irate farmer. Shaun decides to help out by taking on the role of Bitzer's therapist, with unexpected consequences.

Minder
Series 8, Episode 5 - Guess Who's Coming To PinnerLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 5 - Optimism In The Housing MarketSmiler's first day as a door-to-door salesman is a painful one.

In Loving Memory
Series 4, Episode 3 - Blood Will OutDoubt is cast upon Billy's lineage. Ivy's outraged at such suggestions, but after being forced to spend the night in the deserted, ancestral home of the Aspinall family, to whom the Henshaws were once in service, she begins to wonder if there's something in it.

So Awkward
Series 2, Episode 4 - The KissWhen Jas asks Lily what her first kiss with Matt was like Lily panics - there hasn't been a first kiss yet! It makes her doubt whether they are actually going out. Phobic Ollie is tested to the max, and Mr Malone is freaked out because he thinks Mrs Griggs is flirting with him.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 6 - Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?Compo, Clegg and Truly are intrigued when they meet a man testing for earthquakes.

You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 2 - The WindfallWhen Cissie returns from a funeral with a big smile on her face, the residents of Paradise Lodge are a little puzzled. Flora, on the other hand, knows exactly what has happened.

Horrible Science
Episode 4 - Space, Stars And Slimy AliensThis episode examines what happens to our bodies in space.

Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?

George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 1 - Finders Keepers?When George finds a lost credit card, he wonders if there might be a reward. Meanwhile, Mildred suspects that another wedding anniversary will go by, forgotten, and Jeffrey is bothered by Tristram's new playmates.

A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Anniversary PartyJean and Lionel are now officially engaged, and relationships are brought to the fore at Stephen and Penny's anniversary party.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 9 - Timmy And The DragonBitzer, Shaun and the flock are convinced that a monster is at loose on the farm and hide in the barn. But what exactly is it they are afraid of?

Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 7 - The Empire That Foggy Nearly BuiltFoggy decides to go big in the car-parking business.

My Family
Series 7, Episode 7 - Abi Ever AfterIt's the day before Roger and Abi's wedding but, for this accident-prone couple, until the marriage is solemnised, anything can happen and probably will!

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 9 - Welcome To Danger World!Danger Mouse must fight his own urge to be awesome to stop the world turning into a gigantic intergalactic tourist attraction.

Tell Me Another
Series 4, Episode 9Stories about royalty. This week starring: Fred Emney, Vince Hill, John Junkin, Dave Lee Travis, Moira Lister, Cliff Michelmore, Peggy Mount, Tommy Trinder.

Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 7Robert Walpole struggles to talk to England's German King; the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument; and more...

Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 8 - Affairs And RelationsBob has joined Terry on a weekend's fishing and is racked by guilt that he has left Thelma behind. When Thelma's father unexpectedly books into the same hotel with his secretary it seems the weekend couldn't get worse .. until Thelma turns up as well to sort things out with Bob!

Porridge
Series 2, Episode 3 - Disturbing The PeaceThe prisoners look forward to a more relaxed life when Mr Mackay leaves - but he's soon replaced by Wainwright, the toughest screw in the system. When he moves Mr. Barrowclough from the cells to the prison farm, the inmates decide enough is enough.

'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 19 - Puddings Can Go OffMichelle orders René to store 1,000kg of high explosive in his café - disguised as Christmas puddings! Herr Flick, meanwhile, is dealing with land mines.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Yesterday Never ComesWhen Del acquires a piece of furniture he believes it to be valuable, and when upper-class Miranda answers his newspaper advert for it, he thinks he's gone 'up-market'. But can she really have been wooed by his charm, or is it something more commercial?

The Last Leg
The Last Leg: Live From Rio, Episode 9Shooter Matt Skelhon; wheelchair fencers Piers Gilliver and Dimitri Coutya; and Jack Rutter, captain of Men's 7-a-side football team, join in the fun. With guest Katherine Ryan.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 13 - The End Of An EraIt's the day of the wedding and Bob decides to show his appreciation and present Terry with a prized possession - his photo album. As the day progresses, the nervous bridegroom swaps wedding vows and awaits, with trepidation, the best man's speech.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...

Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Steve CooganSteve Coogan joins John to discuss his life and career, from Alan Partridge to Philomena.

A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Highlights Special - Best BitsJames Corden reflects on the funniest moments, the wackiest challenges and the best gags of Series 10 in a special highlights episode of the hit comedy and entertainment show.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 1 - Absent FriendsA honeymoon skiing in Norway seems an ideal location for Bob and Thelma to start their married life, far away from Terry's influence. But you never can tell, especially when he is looking after the marital home and has his eye on Susan, Thelma's sister.

Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 2 - The PsychiatristBasil's delighted when a married couple - both doctors - check in. However, Sybil's busy flirting with a young male guest, and when he discovers that one of the doctors is a psychiatrist, he grows increasingly paranoid...

Rattle Of A Simple Man
A naïve, virginal 30-something football fan has his eyes opened after friends challenge him to chat up a stunning blonde.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 3 - Violet's Country CottageHyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for two days, with unexpected results.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation edition of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Guests include Jo Brand, David O'Doherty, Katherine Ryan, Jerry Springer, Roisin Conaty and Johnny Vegas.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 8With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong, and panellists Josh Widdicombe and Germaine Greer.

Celebrity Juice
Series 16, Episode 2Joining the panel this week is Cold Feet star Fay Ripley, Spandau Ballet legend Martin Kemp, pop superstar Tulisa and Celebrity Juice regular Gino 'Sheffield' D'Acampo.

Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Lee Mack sitcom.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 4 - How To Go On Holiday Without Really TryingHaving made enquiries about expensive vacations, Hyacinth discovers that voluntary church cleaning is certainly no holiday.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 4Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.

Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 1, Episode 1In the first episode of his brand new political comedy show, Matt Forde is joined by Alan Johnson, Labour MP for West Hull and Hessle. Johnson talks about Corbyn and how he handled the EU referendum, and explains his views on spanking.

'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 20 - Land Mines For LondonThe plans to drop the British airmen, concealed inside land mines, over England are progressing - but with Herr Flick's intervention, not all that well. But things could be far worse at Café René if Yvette is not careful with her candles!

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!

Not Now, Comrade
A simple car bump is all it takes for a Ministry of Defence Commander to end up harbouring a Soviet dancer attempting to defect to the West.

Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 4 - SisteringMark's plans for an enjoyable and productive week off work go out the window when his sister comes to stay. Jeremy clearly has the hots for her, and when Mark warns him to back off, Jeremy just wants her more...

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 3This week's guests are Helen Flanagan, Henning Wehn, Miles Jupp and Alex Brooker.

A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 4Sketches include the stolen sketches, light metal (The Bishop and The Warlord) and Stephen's nipples.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 8With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong, and panellists Josh Widdicombe and Germaine Greer.

A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 5Sketches include the ignored teacher, Hugh's favourite sketch and Fry and Laurie's performance of great Swiss comedy sketch "Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right".

The Last Leg
The Last Leg: Live From Rio, Episode 9Shooter Matt Skelhon; wheelchair fencers Piers Gilliver and Dimitri Coutya; and Jack Rutter, captain of Men's 7-a-side football team, join in the fun. With guest Katherine Ryan.

Seann Walsh World
Episode 1Seann Walsh presents an energetic mix of stand-up comedy, sketch and viral clips. This first episode includes Seann discussing the 'toilet roll walk'.

Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 3 - AmyOver-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.

Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the third series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 4 - PartyWhen Tim and Lee try to organise a surprise party for Lucy's 30th birthday their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely.

Drifters
Series 3, Episode 3 - VanillaMeg meets an old school friend who's done very well for herself. Re-kindling that friendship brings Meg an exciting job opportunity. Gary reveals a surprising internet enthusiasm and Bunny is on the run from her dad having maxed-out her emergency credit card.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 2Margaret is scared several times, Bernie receives a written warning for breaking the photocopier and Nan mistakes Charles Bronson for Charles Manson.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 27, Christmas SpecialJohnny Vegas hosts this Christmas Special. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the panel are Christmas favourite Aled Jones, Rudimental and Sara Pascoe.

Red Dwarf
Series VII, Episode 3 - OuroborosWhen two Red Dwarf realities collide, the Dwarfers encounter a alternate universe with a Cat, Kryten and a hologramatic version of Lister.