Television
TV schedule Saturday 10th September 2016
Doctor At Large
Episode 3 - You Make Me Feel So YoungUpton and Collier have taken up jobs in a practice run by the eccentric Dr. Maxwell and his attractive young daughter, Sue. The problems start for Upton when people start questioning his age and the patients want to be seen by a proper doctor
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fitness FunaticRichard is determined to get into shape at the new health spa. The only problem is that no one has warned him that Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge! Is Sweep's swirling jacuzzi about to leave Richard in a spin? Amy Childs of TOWIE and Celebrity Big Brother fame is the guest star.
Zig And Zag
Episode 12 - All Washed UpMayhem ensues when Zig and Zag's washing machine breaks down. What should they do? Take it to the hospital for an emergency operation of course.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 13 - The End Of TerminatorFollowing the breakdown of a swathe of antiquated equipment, the school board gives Strange Hill a full high-tech makeover, complete with CCTV-like monitoring, computerised dispensers and robotic teachers. But all is a little too perfect for Mitchell, Becky and Templeton's tastes.
Boj
Episode 2 - Musical MayhemBoj's friends are all practising the Cloppity Concerto to play at the Giggly Gig in the park. But when Denzil breaks his guitar, Boj shows him that with a bit of improvisation he can still play at the concert. But what instrument is Boj going to play? He's sure to liven things up with his homemade one-man-band!
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 1Messrs Barker and Corbett reunite to present some of their favourite sketches.
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 4The Two Ronnies are back again with another helping of their greatest work.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 3, Episode 1Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Lucas and Liberty and special guests Johnny & Inel, Chris Johnson and Susan Calman, who battle it out in a series of games, including Pie the Supply.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of ten episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
So Awkward
Series 2, Episode 2 - PSHE Hee HeeMartha is worried Mr Malone is not up to teaching PSHE classes thoroughly enough and that she will fail the subject - this prospect of failure sending her into a blind panic.
Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 7Professor Muddles creates a machine to make himself young again, while sports reporter Keith Fitt attempts to break another world record.
So Awkward
Series 2, Episode 3 - Locustium InsectiumJas has fallen in love big time with the school locusts and is tenderly looking after them.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Red Dwarf
A repeat-run of the entire Series V.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 2 - AssemblyHaving his brother Nathan as a teacher at his school is having a disastrous effect on Josh's ability to have fun, scheme schemes and scam scams.
Left, Right And Centre
Comedy following the Conservative and Labour candidates in a by-election who unwittingly fall in love.
Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 16 - Justin RocksThe first ever Justinbury Music Festival is taking place in Justin's house - as long as rock star Justin and his new band are ready in time to open!
Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Series 1, Episode 1Comedian Susan Calman and England goalkeeper David James join host Dara O Briain, games expert Ellie Gibson and team captains Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon to play five video games; Tetris, Chuckie Egg, Tekken, Star Wars Battlefront and special endgame Bust-A-Moob in a bid to become this week's Go 8 Bit Champions.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 10 - Bitzer's New WhistleBitzer takes delivery of his new hi-tech farmyard control module, but when the gadget malfunctions, Bitzer is left wishing for his old whistle.
Hacker Time
Series 6, Episode 2 - Leona Vaughan and Louis PayneLeona Vaughan and Louis Payne from CBBC's Wolfblood find themselves flushed in to Hacker's basement studio to take part in the chaos. There's another adventure with Admiral Lawnmower and his crew, and more Lost and Found. (...& Lost Again).
Still Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sequel to the cornershop sitcom.
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 3 - Is There Honey Still For Tea?There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome, and Mainwaring struggles to break the news. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.
Tell Me Another
Series 4, Episode 4Stories about pets and animals. This week starring: Derek Batey, Charlie Drake, Percy Edwards, Fred Emney, Dave Lee Travis, Cliff Michelmore, Cardew Robinson.
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 3 - Is There Honey Still For Tea?There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome, and Mainwaring struggles to break the news. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.
Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the third series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 3Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Stephen Mangan and panellists Miles Jupp and Camilla Long.
All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 2 - VaseIt's Charlie's mum's birthday and she's especially pleased with the special vase that dad has bought her as a present...
The Girl On The Boat
Entanglements abound as charming but bumbling Englishman Sam attempts to win the hand of sweet-natured American Billie.
Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 2 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Martin and Louisa invite the chairman of her school's board of governors for dinner, but the evening ends in disaster.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 7Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Frank Skinner and panellists Cariad Lloyd and Jon Ronson.
Horrible Histories
2016 Specials - The Grisly Great Fire Of LondonFor the 350th anniversary of the Great Fire of London, Horrible Histories returns for a one-off special looking at the disaster and the events that surrounded it.
The Last Leg
The Last Leg: Live From Rio, Episode 4Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined live in Rio by special guest Stephen Mangan for a comedic review of the Paralympics as Day 3 gets underway.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Rhod Gilbert, Ruth Jones and Richard Madely.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 3, Episode 1Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Lucas and Liberty and special guests Johnny & Inel, Chris Johnson and Susan Calman, who battle it out in a series of games, including Pie the Supply.
You Have Been Watching... David Croft
Celebration of the life and work of comedy writer, director and producer David Croft, who died earlier this year.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 4Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
You Have Been Watching... David Croft
Celebration of the life and work of comedy writer, director and producer David Croft, who died earlier this year.
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 3 - Is There Honey Still For Tea?There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome, and Mainwaring struggles to break the news. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.
Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Eyes Of TiresiasA 73-year-old widow's dreams are foretelling deaths. Is it just coincidence? Is she psychic? Or is it just something in the goldfish food...?
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 5Guest captain Claudia Winkleman and Johnny Vegas go up against Jon Richardson and Reginald D Hunter. Sara Pascoe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. Joe Wilkinson will also be appearing.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 2With Jason Manford, Ruth Jones, Jack Dee and Peter Serafinowicz.
Newzoids
Series 2, Episode 2This week, Taylor Swift dispatches with Tom Hiddleston and begins auditioning new boyfriends; Kim Jong-un prepares his own sporting event; Robert Peston tries to train his dog; Jerry Hall has plans for Rupert Murdoch; and Keith Lemon takes part in Great British Bake Off.
Mount Pleasant
Series 6, Episode 2Dan has news for Pauline but worries how she will take it. Finn's up to his usual tricks and sells a cut and shut car; meanwhile, Tanya and Greg argue about Bradley and it's awards time for Fersa. Fergus finds out the truth about Roger and an unexpected guest arrives at Fergus's place.
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 1 - BambiRealising that they've not washed their clothes since 1981, the housemates head to the laundrette. However, Neil's forgotten to tell them that they're expected on University Challenge.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 11, Episode 1 - Renée Zellweger, Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, Aisling Bea, Tom Odell, Team GBJonathan Ross returns for a brand new series with a show packed full of Hollywood stars: Oscar-winner Renée Zellweger, and Grey's Anatomy's Dr McDreamy Patrick Dempsey, who are starring together in the new film Bridget Jones's Baby; plus screen legend John Malkovich. Also joining them, one of the finest comedians in the country Aisling Bea; a selection of victorious Team GB Olympians; and platinum-selling BRIT award winner Tom Odell, who will be performing live in the studio.
Entertaining Mr Sloane
Dark comedy about a stranger entering the lives of a middle-aged brother and sister, while trying to disguise the truth about his past.
Celebrity Juice
Series 16, Episode 1Keith Lemon returns for a new series of his comedy panel show with regular team captains Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby. Joining the panel this week are body coach Joe Wicks, US singing sensation Anastacia, chat show king Jonathan Ross and Xtra Factor Live hosts Rylan Clark-Neal and Matt Edmondson.
The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 2 - OilHaving moved to a new house by the Balowskis, Mike discovers oil in the basement whilst disposing of a body. In order to exploit this potentially lucrative source of wealth, Mike appoints himself dictator.
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 32 - Sex EditionSam explains why Keith Vaz's penchant for rent boys makes him a man of principal, and Simon Danczuk MP reveals why he never had sex on his constituency desk.
Steve Coogan As Alan Partridge And Other Less Successful Characters
Steve Coogan performs as some of his most famous creations including a certain Norwich DJ. Recorded in Blackpool in 2008.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 3Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Stephen Mangan and panellists Miles Jupp and Camilla Long.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
Impractical Jokers UK
Episode 6Matt plays the nose-piano in a music shop, a quiet café is disturbed by fart noises, and then the guys must win a kiss from a stranger. The biggest loser faces a terrifying forfeit strapped to the top of an aeroplane.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 6It's the end of term and Will, Simon, Jay and Neil have the task of organising the School Prom.
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 8Olympic medallist Jenny Jones, football legend Gianfranco Zola and comedian Johnny Vegas join Corden and co for the final episode of the series.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 1 - Stranger In ParadiseWhen one of the best rooms in Paradise Lodge becomes vacant, Flora hopes either she or Cissie will get it - but mostly she hopes she will get it! Meanwhile, a new male resident causes quite a stir.
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 2 - Raising The RoofWhen £500 has to be found to repair the church roof, Flora and her friends at Paradise Lodge offer to lend a hand. But there are some comic consequences when Flora decides that the best way to raise money is for the residents to put on a show.
The Last Leg
The Last Leg: Live From Rio, Episode 4Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined live in Rio by special guest Stephen Mangan for a comedic review of the Paralympics as Day 3 gets underway.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 7 - BBQ BreakdownFantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, while Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 6 - Sara Pascoe At The Comedy StoreSara Pascoe is tonight's host at The Comedy Store - but is she a good person? She's joined by genitalia talking Phil Wang, Chris Martin (not that one), and Joel Dommett.
Fever Pitch
Romantic comedy film starring Colin Firth as Paul Ashworth, a man besotted by one woman and a football team of 11 men.
Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the second series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Conan AffairWith the help of his friend Beef, Bob has a hot date lined-up.
Fresh Meat
Series 4, Episode 5Tickets for alternative grad ball 'Vodstock' are selling well but Vod may be promising things she can't deliver. JP hires a 'revision barge', Kingsley's relationship begins to disintegrate, and there's a night of revelations in the offing.
Drifters
Series 3, Episode 2 - SkintThe girls' finances are at rock bottom. When there's not even enough money for food Meg hits on an unusual solution. Meanwhile Bunny gets an audition that requires mastery of a regional accent and Laura tries for a job as a waitress at Uncle Sam's Saturday Shack.
Mark Watson Live
A TV broadcast of Mark Watson's 2011 stand-up show, filmed at the Bristol Hippodrome.
Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.
Chewing Gum
Series 1, Episode 2 - BinnedTracey's first sexual encounter with Connor leaves her panicked about being pregnant, and she goes on a mission to find a contraceptive.
Time Trumpet
Episode 3In 2031 cultural commentators look back at the success of the 24 home secretaries used during the 2005-2009 war on terror and the BBC's decision to stop broadcasting the news due to viewer apathy.
Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 6 - The Last DayThe ship receives a message informing them that Kryten's expiry date has come, and he will shortly shut down and be replaced. Lister decides to hold a party in his honour, but things don't quite go as expected.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 6It's the end of term and Will, Simon, Jay and Neil have the task of organising the School Prom.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.