Television
TV schedule Saturday 6th August 2016

'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from first series of the wartime sitcom.

Sooty
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Magic ShowA broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.

The Crowded Day
Comic drama set in a central London department store in the run-up to Christmas.

Zig And Zag
Episode 25 - Chez ZogIn an attempt to raise enough cash to eat at the fanciest restaurant in Burbia, Zig and Zag set up their own fancy restaurant.

Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Lost And Found BoyThings have been disappearing around Strange Hill High. As the new kid, suspicion falls on Mitchell, especially in Headmaster Abercrombie's eyes.

Boj
Episode 9 - Giggly RinkThere's a pop-up ice rink in Giggly Park. Though Gavin has got the gear he hasn't got the nerve to skate, until Boj decides to skate with him using his boj-ed together boomerskates - a pair of boomerangs strapped to his feet! Soon everyone is having slippity-sliding fun!

The Happiest Days Of Your Life
In a Whitehall mix-up, an all-girls' boarding school, St Swithin's, is "re-evacuated" to share the facilities of all-boys' school Nutbourne College.

Fun At St. Fanny's
Comedy starring Fred Emney and Cardew Robinson as headmaster and overgrown pupil at a boarding school.

Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 2, Episode 7The team captains are joined by Eastenders actor Sam Strike, CBBC's Wizards vs Aliens actor Percelle Ascott and comedians and presenters Susan Calman and Dan Wright.

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 10 - Captain Hank And The Last PicksHank has been drinking cans of Goodness Fizz in order to win games equipment for the school.

Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 23Pantomime dame Nana Knickerbocker thinks she's in the panto Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, newsreader Arthur Sleep has some fun with his studio chair and Will Singalot annoys Robin Hood with his singing when he tries to impress Maid Marion with his archery skills.

Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 11 - Christmas In JulyOnly Hank Zipzer would think of holding Christmas in the middle of summer.

4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 10 - School CouncilNathan gets lumbered with running the School Council - and drags Josh in to teach him about responsibility. But instead, Josh uses his new powers to try to change the rules to his own advantage.

My Phone Genie
Episode 18 - SistersJaz wins tickets to a local concert and is soon battling her sister for who gets to go, though Gene may have a solution.

So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 2 - Friendundancy'Wear your own clothes' day at school is approaching and Lily is anxious not to look like a dork.

Kingdom
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Stephen Fry comedy drama.

My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Family WayDr Martin Ellingham's parents, Christopher and Margaret, make a surprise visit to Cornwall to stay with their son.

The Pure Hell Of St. Trinian's
A compassionate professor takes over St. Trinian's after the girls burn the school down, but there is more to his plans than meets the eye.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of seven episodes of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Justin's House
Series 3, Highlights Special - Justin's Favourite SongJustin is in a singing mood so Robert uses a new invention to help Justin pick his favourite song.

Common People
Common People weaves together six stories and over 30 characters to present a dramatic, funny and magical tale of romance, crisis and adventure on one of London's luscious commons.

Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 5 - Remember MePC Joe Penhale has an unexpected visitor: his ex wife Maggie. She appears to have completely forgotten that they split up a couple of years ago.

Tell Me Another
Series 1, Episode 2True stories about colleagues, past and present, from the world of showbusiness. This week starring: Michael Bentine, Bernard Cribbins, Jim Dale, Diana Dors, Jimmy Jewel, Bill Maynard, Norman Vaughan.

My Phone Genie
Episode 18 - SistersJaz wins tickets to a local concert and is soon battling her sister for who gets to go, though Gene may have a solution.

It's Great To Be Young!
John Mills stars as a well-loved teacher in this gentle musical comedy portraying life in the 1950s British classroom and the school jazz band.

Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 6Mum and Dad struggle to put things right between them, but Karen is unimpressed by their behaviour.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Highlights Special - ExtraRelive the most memorable moments from Series 2 of the riotous panel show.

Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 1The Brockman family have some tough decisions to make about work, video games and who to take to a family funeral. The vicar probably wishes none of them had ever come.

The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 2, Episode 7The team captains are joined by Eastenders actor Sam Strike, CBBC's Wizards vs Aliens actor Percelle Ascott and comedians and presenters Susan Calman and Dan Wright.

Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 3 - Gorilla WarfareThe platoon are out on an important trial of their tactics but Hodges is determined to make sure that they fail. The exercise takes a very strange turn when Hodges and the Verger come into contact with a gorilla.

Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 2 - Time Waits For NormanThe husband of Maddy's literary agent has been photographed eating in a local hamburger bar. Slightly odd for a vegetarian; very odd for a man who is adamant he was in America at the time...

Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 5Lisa catches Pauline enjoying a spot of shoplifting and decides to confront her. Elsewhere, Greg thinks he's found a solution to his financial woes in loan shark Emma.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 3Josie Long and Rob Beckett are the guests this week. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers again.

Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.

Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.

Hot Fuzz
Hit comedy film from Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright. PC Nicholas Angel transfers from London's Met Police to the sleepy village of Sandford.

Clockwise
Manic comedy about the misadventures of an obsessively punctual comprehensive school headmaster, starring John Cleese.

The Iron Maiden
An aircraft designer's love of traction engines gets in the way of his job when an American airline owner visits England on a buying mission.

Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 6Lisa and Dan are burgled, and are devastated to discover that their wedding photograph has been taken. Plus, Fergus demonstrates his knack for playing loose with the truth.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 4Jason Manford and Stephen Mangan take part in the game, whilst Tim Key is in Dictionary Corner.

Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 29 - Simon Danczuk: Sext LaureateSam gets to the root of Simon Danczuk's sext addiction, UKIP leadership contender Elizabeth Jones stands up for golliwogs and Bobby Mair launches his own protest against Byron Burger.

QI
Series L, Episode 9 - Ladies & GentlemenWith Sue Perkins, Ross Noble and Australian novelist Kathy Lette.

Monty Python's Best Bits (Mostly)
Episode 1A celebration of all things Python, as well known figures from the worlds of comedy and film pay tribute alongside classic clips. Expect The Spanish Inquisition.

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 5 - Negative NancyThis week, insults and Katy Perry's American flag dresses are considered for their offensiveness, and Dave, masquerading as his own wife, sets about finding a man on Tinder.

Carry On Girls
The once-bustling seaside resort of Fircombe organises a beauty contest to try to increase visitors and revenue for the town.

Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 3 - Speed 3Mrs Doyle takes a fancy to new milkman Pat Mustard. After meeting Pat, Ted's sure than not all is as it seems, and sets out to discover just what he's up to. Little does he realise the danger Dougal will face.

Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl
Live concert performed at the Hollywood Bowl in 1982 by the Monty Python team, comprising of the best sketches from their TV series.

Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 4 - The MainlandTed and Dougal take Father Jack to the mainland to get new glasses. Leaving him at the optician, they visit a nearby cave complex and tourist attraction, where they bump into Richard Wilson...

A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 3The BAFTA-winning sports/comedy show continues. Featuring guests Josh Widdicombe, Kevin Pietersen and Joe Hart.

Friday Night Dinner
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Carpet CleanerIt's Dad's annual hinge oiling evening but when he spills his oil on Mum's beloved carpet, it's a race against time to clean it up before she finds out. Meanwhile, Jim gets a cat.

Rhod Gilbert And The Award-Winning Mince Pie
A TV broadcast of Rhod Gilbert's first stand-up DVD.

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Episode 9Alan is joined by Jason Byrne, Denise Van Outen, Josh Widdicombe and Alice Levine to discuss such varied subjects as acts of charity (with a twist!), stealing from the Royal Family, tough crowds and how sitting down in the shower can lead to some serious consequences.

Channel 4's Comedy Gala
Episode 1 - Channel 4's Comedy Gala 2015Channel 4's Comedy Gala, in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity, returns for a sixth year to London's O2 arena.

A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Out-takes - Unseen Vol 1The smash-hit sports panel show runs into extra time with a special featuring never-before-seen footage.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 2 - Rob Beckett At The Comedy StoreRob Beckett is tonight's host at The Comedy Store; hear how he struggles with chip and pin. He's joined by Ivo Graham, Ellie Taylor, and the exquisitely dressed Tom Allen.

Black Books
Series 2, Episode 6 - A Nice ChangeA change is as good as a rest when Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to escape the madness and go on holiday.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 3Josie Long and Rob Beckett are the guests this week. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers again.

Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Beautiful British Tour Live At The O2
The Pub Landlord brings his 2009 Beautiful British Tour to London's O2.

Minder
Series 1, Episode 1 - Gunfight At The O.K. LaundretteTerry finds himself caught up in a robbery of the week's takings at the O.K. Laundrette. Whilst he attempts to talk round the armed gang in an overnight hostage situation, Arthur's more interested in drumming up publicity.

Da Ali G Show
Sacha Baron Cohen provides an inimitable mix of global reportage and celebrity chat via his characters Ali G, Borat and Bruno.

Monty Python's Best Bits (Mostly)
Episode 2Stephen Fry, Eddie Izzard and Mike Myers help pay homage to the considerable comic talents of the Monty Python team, with clips from Hell's Grannies to The Life Of Brian.

Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 3 - King TuttaDolly falls in love with a hat, Roy Circles reveals how he got over the death of his wife, and Noel uses his magic typewriter to obtain the ultimate frying pan.

The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 3 - BoringThe housemates are bored, so head off to the pub. If only they really opened their eyes and looked around, they might find something interesting going on...

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 4Jason Manford and Stephen Mangan take part in the game, whilst Tim Key is in Dictionary Corner.

PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 6 - Do The MusicA chance encounter with a bully from his Sunday school days puts Jerwayne into a tailspin of doubt and self-denial that forces the whole PhoneShop team into a world of flash cars, posh boys and very dodgy videos.

The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 4 - TimeRick wakes up with a woman in his bed and begins bragging of his sexual exploits. Unfortunately, she happens to be a serial killer. There's yet more to deal with when the house is transported back in time.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 27, Highlights SpecialKrishnan Guru-Murthy takes a look back at the best bits of this series of Never Mind The Buzzcocks whilst investigating the ludicrous claim that there was a missing episode of the pop quiz, and whether Phill and Noel are part of the cover up.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

Channel 4's Comedy Gala
Episode 1 - Channel 4's Comedy Gala 2015Channel 4's Comedy Gala, in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity, returns for a sixth year to London's O2 arena.

Lee Nelson Live
TV broadcast of Lee Nelson's first live stand-up DVD.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 27, Christmas SpecialJohnny Vegas hosts this Christmas Special. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the panel are Christmas favourite Aled Jones, Rudimental and Sara Pascoe.

That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 2, Episode 4A group of explorers debate whether Virginia might be quite an odd name for a colony and a disturbing look at flamingoes.

Miss MacTaggart Won't Lie Down
After being mistakenly declared dead, elderly Jeannie MacTaggart makes trouble for the officials who won't correct her records.