Television
TV schedule Wednesday 3rd August 2016
6am
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Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 6 - Put Your Hand On ThatMichael feels ill whenever he attends operations. Seeing his potential as a surgeon, Loftus attempts to quash his fear.
6:25am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7am
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
7:15am
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Zig And Zag
Episode 22 - A Novel IdeaTired from shopping, Zag decides he needs to sit down, but the only seat available is reserved for authors to sign books - so Zag decides to write a book.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 18 - Never Say Clever AgainDanger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.
7:35am
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My Hero
Series 2, Episode 1 - ParentsGeorge ruins Janet's parents' amateur dramatic performance by shouting out as if it's a panto, so Janet tries to deflect their anger by telling them the truth - that he is really superhero Thermoman. Although Janet's mum and dad now love him, life gets more complicated when everyone knows, particularly when Mrs Raven tries to offer him her body.
7:35am
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Minder
Series 6, Episode 5 - From Fulham With LoveArthur extends the grasping hand of free enterprise across the Iron Curtain when a Russian ship arrives in port, but finds himself involved in a diplomatic situation.
7:55am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 22 - The Wieliczka Salt Mine, PolandGrandmaster Glitch's digging causes a flood in the Wieliczka Salt Mine. Can the Go Jetters save the famous salt statues?
8:10am
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Citizen Smith
Series 3, Episode 4 - Tofkin's RevengeTofkin - now a Detective - is back sniffing around the pub, and appears to have Wolfie and the boys by the short 'n' curlies. But they're not who his eyes are set on...
8:25am
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Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 3 - AngelDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. They present their very own dating show and Diddy Stampy Longnose turns up to watch the programmes.
8:40am
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8:50am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9am
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Hacker Time
Series 5, Episode 8 - Tim WarwoodFun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog. Hacker's special guest is CBBC's Tim Warwood.
9:25am
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 14 - LostWhen Wussywat goes hiking he loses the map and the compass. Luckily he spots some funny colour footprints to find his way home.
10am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
10:30am
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4 O'Clock Club
A selection of episodes from the third series of the musical children's comedy.
10:35am
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11:25am
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 13 - Going DentalSusan forsakes Ben's dental conference to work on her novel, while Ben gets more than he bargained for when he seeks a new Harley Street partner.
12:05pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
12:25pm
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The Great Game
Thora Hird, Diana Dors and James Hayter star in this 1950s film about a football club chairman who illegally approaches a rival club's star player.
12:35pm
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Millie Inbetween
A selection of episodes from the second series of the children's comedy.
12:45pm
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My Hero
Series 2, Episode 1 - ParentsGeorge ruins Janet's parents' amateur dramatic performance by shouting out as if it's a panto, so Janet tries to deflect their anger by telling them the truth - that he is really superhero Thermoman. Although Janet's mum and dad now love him, life gets more complicated when everyone knows, particularly when Mrs Raven tries to offer him her body.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 2 - The Heavily Reinforced BottomIn Seymour's opinion, what Compo urgently needs is some tough physical exercise to get himself back into peak condition, and there is no better way of achieving this than the ideal combination of Compo, a canal and a canoe.
1pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
1:25pm
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Citizen Smith
Series 3, Episode 4 - Tofkin's RevengeTofkin - now a Detective - is back sniffing around the pub, and appears to have Wolfie and the boys by the short 'n' curlies. But they're not who his eyes are set on...
1:25pm
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 14 - LostWhen Wussywat goes hiking he loses the map and the compass. Luckily he spots some funny colour footprints to find his way home.
1:40pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 4, Episode 5Jacko goes out wth Lucia and finds that she is not the shrinking violet that he thought she was. Lesley gets a job in a wine bar.
2:05pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry BluesNurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 12 - All Gone Pear ShapedSharon is still in love with her boyfriend, Colin, and she plucks up the courage to tell her husband. However, she refrains from telling him that Colin is a policeman.
2:30pm
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Fun At St. Fanny's
Comedy starring Fred Emney and Cardew Robinson as headmaster and overgrown pupil at a boarding school.
2:35pm
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2:45pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant TravellerNurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.
2:50pm
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Minder
Series 6, Episode 6 - Waiting For GoddardArthur is only too willing to help when a local tramp comes into an inheritance.
3:25pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 13th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
3:45pm
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Counterfeit Cat
Episode 1 - Bin JuiceMax recounts the tale of how he and Gark became internationally famous.
3:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
A selection of three episodes of the children's comedy.
4:05pm
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Boj
Episode 49 - Double CloppityMr Cloppity is in a pickle. Though he's got the sneezy snufferoos, he's got so much to do in Giggly Park. Can Boj and his buddies help Mr Cloppity be in two places at once?
4:10pm
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Law And Disorder
Classic 1950s film starring Michael Redgrave as a con man who poses as a clergyman until his son begins to pursue a legal career.
4:10pm
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Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Royal VisitThe whole hospital is looking forward to the visit of a royal prince and princess - with the odd exception...
4:50pm
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Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 5 - The ProwlerMiss Jones causes panic amongst the residents when she reports seeing a prowler in her room - or his shadow at least.
5:15pm
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Man About The House
Series 6, Episode 7 - Another Bride, Another GroomChrissy and Norman's wedding has arrived. Robin's baked a marvellous cake, just about put his jealousy aside, and their parents have arrived in London for the big day. There are just 156 possible things that could go wrong...
5:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 23 - Giant's Causeway, Northern IrelandA giant Grandmaster Glitch means big trouble for the Giant's Causeway - can the Go Jetters stop him in his tracks?
5:35pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 3Rapids Johnson builds a hideout to try and spot those elusive bears, accident-prone DIY enthusiast DIY Dan attempts to construct a clothes rack and newsreader Arthur Sleep tells some pun-tastic jokes.
6pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 4, Episode 5Jacko goes out wth Lucia and finds that she is not the shrinking violet that he thought she was. Lesley gets a job in a wine bar.
6pm
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My Family
Series 5, Episode 13 - Going DentalSusan forsakes Ben's dental conference to work on her novel, while Ben gets more than he bargained for when he seeks a new Harley Street partner.
6:35pm
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 8 - Banished!Otto plots to build himself a luxury home, which would mean forcing the Scream Street residents to live in tents.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 9, Episode 2 - The Heavily Reinforced BottomIn Seymour's opinion, what Compo urgently needs is some tough physical exercise to get himself back into peak condition, and there is no better way of achieving this than the ideal combination of Compo, a canal and a canoe.
6:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry BluesNurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.
6:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 9 - Welcome To Danger World!Danger Mouse must fight his own urge to be awesome to stop the world turning into a gigantic intergalactic tourist attraction.
7pm
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Tell Me Another
Series 4, Episode 13Personal and private stories. This week starring: Derek Batey, Acker Bilk, Roger de Courcey, Leslie Crowther, Charlie Drake, Fred Emney, Dickie Henderson, Dave Lee Travis, Tommy Trinder.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 4Viewers can delve into the lives of the Smashing Saxons, Vile Victorians, Rotten Romans and Terrible Tudors, in this week's edition of the comedy history series hosted by a talking rat.
7:20pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 4 - One For The RoadBob is pulled over by the police and breathalysed after a meal with Thelma. He protests his innocence but the only one around to hear his protests is Terry, who's in the cells for violent behaviour at a football match. Bob can't afford to lose his licence so Terry comes up with a plan ...
7:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant TravellerNurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.
8pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 2 - Camp DanceWhilst Edith, René, Yvette and the Colonel manage to make their escape from the camp (hiding in a rubbish truck, with Gruber's help), Maria has managed to post herself to Switzerland. Hans has also disappeared following his successful breakout; where could he have got to?
8pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to find a way to smarten up Gastric. There's more romance in the air as Mrs Featherstone has her heart set on a new husband and Nurse Gladys is wooed by a former patient, Mick, whose boil she once attended to. Meanwhile, a mysterious new product from the Far East arrives which needs some clever marketing to Eric and Cyril.
8pm
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Room 101
Series 1, Episode 3 - Chris Packham, Chris Tarrant, Alice CooperThis week Chris Packham, Chris Tarrant and Alice Cooper try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include Sooty, balloon sculptures and - rather worryingly - the entire human race.
8:35pm
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - Jobs For The BoysThe Minister gets into a spot of hot water when discussing a landmark scheme between Government and industry taking place in the Midlands - the Solihull Project - on a radio talk show. It soon becomes apparent that not all is running as it should, and rather distasteful steps must be taken to smooth the issue.
8:40pm
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Miranda
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Perfect ChristmasMiranda tries to have the perfect Christmas in the final episode of the comedy series but, with a mum and dad like hers, it's not easy.
8:40pm
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Room 101
Series 1, Episode 4 - Ross Noble, Jamelia, Germaine GreerThis week Ross Noble, Jamelia and Germaine Greer try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include folk dancing, text speak and computer pop-up adverts.
9pm
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PhoneShop
A selection of episodes from the third series of the high street sitcom.
9pm
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Paul
Sci-fi comedy starring Nick Frost and Simon Pegg as friends who chance upon an alien whilst travelling across the US.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 1 - Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe, Trevor NoahEddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.
9:15pm
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Compassionate SocietyA political opportunity arises when Jim discovers a brand new hospital has yet to employ a single member of medical staff, or admit a single patient. He's determined to see the facility in use, or close it. Humphrey, however, has other ideas.
9:20pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 6 - New MammyThere's bickering aplenty in the Brown household. Betty is upset with Mark, Rory and Dino are squabbling and Agnes and Betty rub each other up the wrong way.
9:20pm
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9:55pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strangers On A TrainWhen Bob spends a weekend in London after leaving the Army, he is ill-prepared for the events of the homeward journey. Not only does he have an unexpected reunion on the train but he is also in danger of not getting home at all - and Thelma is not happy to see the stranger who awaits her at the train station.
10pm40 min
The Rebel
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArtCharles has been holding the fort at the charity shop when he sells an old urine bottle. Unfortunately it has great sentimental value for Margaret, and also seems to be an apprentice piece by Marcel Duchamp for his famous urinal art-work.
10pm30 min
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 4, Episode 1 - Chris Ramsey At The Comedy StoreTonight's host at the Comedy Store is cheeky northerner Chris Ramsey; who tells us all about his giant baby. He's joined by Larry Dean, Nathan Caton, and Peep Show's Isy Suttie.
10pm30 min
Boy Meets Girl
Series 2, Episode 5Tony and Pam fear that the stag and hen parties, organised by James and Jackie respectively, may not be very classy affairs.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series K, Episode 2 - Kit & KaboodleWith Noel Fielding, Ross Noble and Australian comedian Colin Lane.
10pm30 min
Man Down
Series 3, Episode 4 - The VisaIssues at home force Dan back into to the gym... although working out is the last thing he wants to do.
10:30pm
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Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 1 - Parents' EveningParents' evening is a nightmare unlike any other for Alfie, and today he's also got a pile of mock exams to mark before fierce deputy headmistress Pickwell fails his entire class.
10:30pm35 min
A Granny's Guide To The Modern World
Episode 1Trish, Margot and Daphne visit Amsterdam to try marijuana for the first time. Bobby explores political correctness and race. And Laura June gets to grips with the semantics of modern swearing.
10:35pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 2 - Home Is The HeroTerry's homecoming is greeted with a certain lack of enthusiasm and it's down to Bob to provide him with a bed. Thelma is suffering from shock and Bob attempts to ease her fears but letting your new home be used as temporary accommodation by your best mate is not going to help - if she finds out!
10:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
11pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 12 - All Gone Pear ShapedSharon is still in love with her boyfriend, Colin, and she plucks up the courage to tell her husband. However, she refrains from telling him that Colin is a policeman.
11pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 7Joining David's team this week are comedic TV presenter Patrick Kielty and veteran actor Bernard Cribbins. They'll be doing their best to outwit Lee and his team: Deborah Meaden from Dragon's Den and comic Mark Watson.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 1James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall are joined by Ryder Cup legend Ian Poulter, Sky Sports presenter Olivia Wayne and comedian Josh Widdicombe.
11:05pm
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Loot
Ray Galton and Alan Simpson's film adaptation of Joe Orton's celebrated play, Loot.
11:05pm
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People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 4 - PromotionChabuddy prepares for his latest business venture and Grindah has a big announcement for Miche. Meanwhile, Beats takes Craig on a father and son fishing trip.
11:15pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 3 - Good Staff Are Hard To FindWith Maria lost in the post, René and Edith are auditioning for a new serving girl - surprisingly, it seems that the two are looking for entirely different qualities! Meanwhile, with the Italians now in the war, Captain Alberto Bertorelli arrives at the château.
11:15pm
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Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 5Tezcorp's new world order of enraging us pathetic humans with the mischievous automation is gaining pace as this week sees Frank and Send, the postage machine, has a new trick up its robotic sleeve.
11:20pm
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Red Dwarf
Series IV, Episode 5 - Dimension JumpIn an alternate universe, we see another Arnold Rimmer. He's a test pilot in the Space Corps, and is more fondly named "Ace".
11:40pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 7Joining David this week are Olympic cyclist Sir Chris Hoy and impressionist Ronni Ancona. Teaming up with Lee are comedian and author Danny Wallace and sports presenter Gabby Logan.
11:45pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 9The regulars are joined by singer Olly Murs, former member of the Pussycat Dolls Kimberly Wyatt, and comedians Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters.
Midnight
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Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - MuggingMark gets mugged on his way back from work by two teenagers, who steal his beloved Blackberry. And when Sophie comes on strong to him, he can't get aroused because he's pre-occupied by the muggers. He's a man obsessed.
12:20am
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12:35am
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Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - SectioningMerry, an eccentric old friend from university, is back on the scene, and things are looking up for Jeremy when she offers him the chance to manage a pub she owns.
12:35am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 10Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by comedian Jack Dee, singer Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty and musician Alex James.
1am60 min version (repeat)
1:10am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 3 - JealousyA cramped weekend away in a small caravan proves eventful.
1:30am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 1 - Value BastardNew series filmed in a live comedy club. German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and Isy Suttie join tonight's line up of original comedians. Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
1:40am
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The Indian Doctor
Series 1, Episode 3 - Young HeartsThe Indian Doctor's wife, Kamini Sharma, is still desperate to leave the village of Trefelin. But as she tries to escape, she finds herself becoming the only person who can help local tearaway Dan when he gets into trouble.
1:50am
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Red Dwarf
Series IV, Episode 5 - Dimension JumpIn an alternate universe, we see another Arnold Rimmer. He's a test pilot in the Space Corps, and is more fondly named "Ace".
2am
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Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 3Russell Howard talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani.
2am
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Rhod Gilbert And The Cat That Looked Like Nicholas Lyndhurst
Welsh wonder Rhod Gilbert performs his acclaimed stand-up show at the Hammersmith Apollo.
2am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Episode 8Alan is joined by Phill Jupitus, Stuart Maconie, Pippa Evans and Carl Donnelly to discuss such varied subjects as gleeking, bizarre urban myths within music, 'faking it, till you're making it' and being trapped in a lift with Nelly Furtado.
2:15am
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 2The legendary troupe reflects on Monty Python's Flying Circus, revealing how the group's failures turned to success and how the hit series influenced comedians to come.
2:25am
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Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - MuggingMark gets mugged on his way back from work by two teenagers, who steal his beloved Blackberry. And when Sophie comes on strong to him, he can't get aroused because he's pre-occupied by the muggers. He's a man obsessed.
2:30am
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Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 1Tom Craine regales us with the story of Sir Walter Raleigh (starring Jack Whitehall and Michelle Keegan). Tom Davis tells the tale of Robin Hood (Mathew Baynton) and Maid Marian (Emma Bunton).
2:50am
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Rex The Runt
Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.
3am
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
3am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 1Chris Ramsey talks public transport; Nathan Caton is paranoid; Jen Brister's Spanish mum has some quirks; and Henry Paker's girlfriend is 'complex'.
3am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 27, Episode 6Eamonn Holmes takes on hosting duties. Joining team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding on the panel are Sarah Millican, Jaymi Hensley from Union J, Happy Mondays icon Shaun Ryder and, from Fresh Meat, comedian Greg McHugh.
3:05am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 3When Bertie is commanded by Aunt Agatha to join her in Westcombe-on-Sea, he is soon embroiled in a pearl theft. Meanwhile, Biffy has managed to become engaged to Honoria Glossop and is desperate to extricate himself from the arrangement.
3:10am
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Kingdom
Series 1, Episode 3The council have begun a campaign of retribution against Mr Snell, but Peter has a bigger case on his hands: a fisherman whose boat has sunk and is being refused an insurance payout.
3:25am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 2Mark Watson gets IDed, James Acaster shares a bed with his best mate, Sara Pascoe talks Holy Communion, and Lloyd Langford crashes everything he tries to drive!
3:30am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 27, Episode 8Soul legend Michael Bolton is the guest host. Joining team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding on the panel are Carol Vorderman, Westlife's Shane Filan, comedian Seann Walsh and Diana Vickers.