Television
TV schedule Saturday 30th July 2016
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the first series of the wartime sitcom.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 10 - Sooty Of The Seven SeasSooty and Sweep want to be pirates and, with a lick of paint and a new mast, the SS Sooty is soon ready to sail. But can they defeat the fearsome pirate of the lake?
Zig And Zag
Episode 14 - It's Sherlucky DayZig and Zag become detectives to solve the case of the missing invisible cat of Burb Street.
Boj
Episode 7 - Giggly HolidayBoj shares a postcard from the Bleat's Hawaiian holiday with Mia and he discovers that the Twitches haven't had a holiday. So Boj has a boj-a-boom idea and asks Mr Cloppity and the buddies to help him create a mini Hawaii in Giggly Park as a big surprise for the Twitches. Aloha!
The Boy Who Stole A Million
Comedy about a boy who 'borrows' a million from the bank he works at, and is soon chased by both the bank and mobsters.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 10 - Brushes At DawnCompo is disturbed to find he has a rival for Nora's affections.
Counterfeit Cat
A selection of 10 episodes of the animated comedy.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 18, Episode 1 - The Love MobileSmiler unexpectedly finds a means of meeting a new female partner.
Only Fools And Horses
A repeat-run of the entire fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 2, Episode 6The team captains are joined by stars of Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up, Sam and Mark, CBBC'S Dodge T Dog, and Dominique Moore from DNN and Horrible Histories.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 9 - Operation: Prank AdolfApril Fool's Day is looming and Hank is pulling out all the stops to prank the unprankable Miss Adolf.
Where There's A Will
A repeat of this 1955 film.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 21Wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets all her facts wrong about pigs, ever-helpful Humphrey causes trouble for his neighbour as he tries to eat his packed lunch in the park and tap dancer Dan Step gets into all sorts of shoe-related difficulties on the dance floor.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 9 - AuctionWhen the school's last remaining keyboard blows a fuse, Josh decides to help raise funds for new musical instruments by staging a charity auction. But without any valuables to give to the cause, Josh opts to donate Nathan's stuff instead.
Blue Murder At St. Trinian's
The girls of St. Trinian's win a tour of Europe, getting involved in love, stolen diamonds and plenty of chaos along the way.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 1 - ParentologyMartha feels ignored by her workaholic mother so Jas helps her to rebel to get noticed.
My Phone Genie
Episode 16 - Unfriend MeJaz wants her teacher to be more approachable so Gene creates a new social network for her.
Kingdom
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Stephen Fry comedy drama.
The Millionairess
Classic film starring Sophia Loren as the beautiful millionairess who finds that money cannot buy marital bliss, and Peter Sellers as the bewildered Indian doctor with whom she falls in love.
Only Fools And Horses
A repeat-run of the entire fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 5 - Always On My MindHaving been called out to see bed-bound Helen Pratt, her husband, Phil, accuses Doc Martin of killing her when she dies mid-examination. Pauline's attention is distracted from surgery work when she's invited to join the Portwenn volunteer lifeboat crew.
The Roy Files
Episode 1 - EmbarrassmentRoy is making a scrapbook for history homework about the person he knows best - himself. With excerpts from some of the funniest, most embarrassing and most surprising events in his life so far.
Hank Zipzer
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom by and starring Henry Winkler.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 18 - Robert's Memory ChipsJustin needs to fix Robert after his memory chips accidentally come loose.
Trial And Error
Legal satire. A seedy barrister is given the dock brief for a man who freely admits he murdered his wife; he is acquitted owing to incompetent defence, and they both continue their fantasy lives.
4 O'Clock Files
Episode 5 - The StaffMr Bell seeks to explain how the staff at Elmsmere are not just teachers - but more like superheroes.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Special - Sport SpecialMulti-award-winning comedy sketch show Horrible Histories returns with a special sports-themed episode, packed full of fascinating facts about some of the top sporting moments from the past.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Tell Me Another
Series 4, Episode 9Stories about royalty. This week starring: Fred Emney, Vince Hill, John Junkin, Dave Lee Travis, Moira Lister, Cliff Michelmore, Peggy Mount, Tommy Trinder.
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 6 - He's Leaving HomeManny runs away from Black Books, much to Fran's dismay and Bernard's indifference.
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 4 - Mother Knows BestIt's Portwenn Fun Day and the village is buzzing with excitement about this major fund raising event. PC Penhale is in his element rallying the runners and whipping up support.
My Phone Genie
Episode 16 - Unfriend MeJaz wants her teacher to be more approachable so Gene creates a new social network for her.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 4Dad is suffering from a terrible hangover, and it seems worse as he struggles against the issues of his family.
Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 8 - Murderous MarriageAgatha is about to marry the handsome James. But the wedding ceremony is halted mid-vow by the arrival of Jimmy Raisin, the husband Agatha ardently hoped was dead and has neglected to mention to her fiancé. Even less convenient than a living husband who interrupts your wedding is one who turns up dead in a ditch the very next day. Naturally, Agatha tops the suspect list and must race to prove her innocence.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 5The last time Mum's sister Auntie Angela came to visit, it all ended in disaster. Now she is back to show off the American therapist she has married.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 2, Episode 6The team captains are joined by stars of Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up, Sam and Mark, CBBC'S Dodge T Dog, and Dominique Moore from DNN and Horrible Histories.
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Man Of ActionJournalist Mr Cheeseman comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - with himself in charge.
Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 1 - Danse MacabreThe Halloween murder of a best-selling writer could have come straight from her own chillers. Jonathan is busy with an opera-singing stripper and a bath, so has Maddy learned enough about the illusory arts to solve this case alone?
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 3Dan is recovering from a hernia operation and it's up to an increasingly frazzled Lisa to run around after him. Elsewhere, Shelley confronts Greg about his gambling.
Jack Dee - So What? Live
A TV broadcast of Jack Dee's 2013 stand-up show, his first in six years.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 6Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 4Lisa's looking for trouble when she asks Dan to pick his favourite part of her body. Plus, when Bianca throws a hot tub party, tensions bubble as much as the water.
The Funny Thing About...
Episode 2 - HolidaysJohnny Vegas narrates a silly and occasionally revealing jaunt through the world of holidays, covering everything from packing your bags to cacking your pants.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 3 - Ova Is Latin. For EggsThe laptop-loving king of irreverence is once again tackling life's burning issues, from the shyness of elks to the evolution of the Honey Monster.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 3 - CowardiceGary shows his true colours - yellow, mostly - in a road rage incident.
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 28 - Stop Sh***ing YourselfSam tells everyone to calm down - the world isn't that bad, UKIP's Steven Woolfe warns about the dangers of immigration, Bobby Mair is sucked into the world of Pokemon Go and Beyoncé makes a live studio appearance.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Live, Summer Special - Mammy SutraAgnes Brown is her usual meddling self, in this first ever live broadcast of Mrs Brown's Boys. When Agnes discovers that Mark and Betty are having bedroom problems, she takes it upon herself to help. Meanwhile, as Dermot's business grows he has a difficult decision to make about his best friend Buster.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 4 - ParadeRichie and Eddie make £8 each for taking part in a police line-up, and intend to drink it away. When they arrive at the pub, bookmaker Larry is already drunk and soon talking of dead certs.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 5 - Negative NancyThis week, insults and Katy Perry's American flag dresses are considered for their offensiveness, and Dave, masquerading as his own wife, sets about finding a man on Tinder.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 3 - Alan Carr, Andi Osho, Patrick KieltyAlan Carr introduces, in his own inimitable style, sets from the fabulous Andi Osho and the always magnificent Patrick Kielty.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 10Russell Howardtalks about depressed dogs and regretful flashers; plus answers questions on sex from a virgin. His guests are Ed Gamble and Fern Brady.
The Young Ones
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom following the students of Scumbag College.
Spike Milligan: Love, Light And Peace
Feature length documentary profiling the career of Spike Milligan.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 1Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jonathan Ross and Roisin Conaty. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 2The BAFTA-winning sports-based comedy show continues. With guests Micky Flanagan, Andros Townsend and Laura Whitmore.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 3 - Ova Is Latin. For EggsThe laptop-loving king of irreverence is once again tackling life's burning issues, from the shyness of elks to the evolution of the Honey Monster.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Episode 2 - The Jelly FoxLysergic Casserole are trapped in a guitar case, Little Chrissie and Spoon Snake visit the Jelly Fox, while God ruins the party.
Man Down
Series 3, Episode 3 - Big NewsBrian meets the woman of his dreams... and the children of nightmares... while Jo is drawing on every ounce of creative energy to plan the grand opening of her new shop.
Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live
TV edit of the 2010 stand-up show Lockipedia Live, starring Sean Lock.
Black Books
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the bookshop sitcom.
Eddie Izzard: Force Majeure
TV broadcast of highlights from Eddie Izzard's 2013 DVD release, Force Majeure.
Can You Keep It Up For A Week?
Infamous 1974 sex comedy, starring Jeremy Bulloch as walking disaster-area Gil.
Dylan Moran Live: Yeah, Yeah
Dylan Moran spreads a little happiness in this TV broadcast of his 2011 show Yeah, Yeah.
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 2, Episode 3Sketches include a farmer who tries to teach his horse French and a robot that nearly manages to smell cheese.
Jason Byrne's Special Eye Live
TV broadcast of Jason Byrne's 2013 DVD release, Special Eye Live.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 1, Episode 10 - The Big DaySitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.