Television
TV schedule Wednesday 13th July 2016
10am30 min
Murder In Successville
Series 2, Episode 5 - Head, Shoulders, Knees & ToesD.I. Sleet is joined by Spice Girl Emma Bunton. Our detectives learn that James May, a cop from North Successville, has been murdered.
6pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 4, Episode 5 - Owed To SusanThe Harpers' marriage is threatened by Susan's discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys EmmanuelArkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 3Romance is in the air as Granville continues to woo Mavis, Gastric needs more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile, Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze, and Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.
8pm
(repeat)
Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas at Arkwright's, and Granville has his eye on a tree which gives him more than he bargained for.
8pm
Mastermind
Radio 4 sitcom Bleak Expectations is one of the subjects in this week's episode. Ian from BCG is the contestant answering the questions on that topic.
8pm
(repeat)
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sara Pascoe, Jonathan Ross, Michael VaughanFrank Skinner is joined by stand-up Sara Pascoe, chat show host Jonathan Ross and ex-cricketer Michael Vaughan. Nominations literally include people who misuse the word "literally", Luis Suarez, and pick and mix.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 2 - TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 6 - Victoria Coren Mitchell, Warwick Davis, Dr. Christian JessenFrank Skinner is joined by TV presenter and poker player Victoria Coren Mitchell, actor Warwick Davis and host of Embarrassing Bodies Dr. Christian Jessen. Nominations include James Bond and people who send emails.
9pm
(repeat)
The Titfield Thunderbolt
Comedy starring Stanley Holloway. The villagers of Titfield take matters into their own hands when their local railway line closes down.
9:20pm
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 3Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
9:20pm
(repeat)
10pm
(repeat)
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 3 - JobMiranda heads to the gym and, after a fuchsia-face-inducing workout, decides it's perhaps not quite for her. She must therefore find a way of getting out of her water-tight contract with the gym.
10pm30 min
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 8Russell Howard talks about his love of women, from their distinctive laughs to his mum's brilliant brain. His guests are Josie Long and Stuart Goldsmith.
10pm30 min
Boy Meets Girl
Series 2, Episode 2Jackie welcomes the pest controller into her bed, whilst Tony and James prepare for the opening of the café.
10pm
(repeat)
10pm30 min
Man Down
Series 3, Episode 1 - The HeistWe rejoin Dan at a crossroads in his life - he knows he can't go on, he must do something.
10:35pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 17Sean Lock and Greg Davies take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Susie Dent is joined by Vic Reeves in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 3 - CasualtiesDeborah decides to sell her flat and go travelling in Asia, while Gary and Tony try to put her off the idea.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 1Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.
11pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 7Richard Ayoade and David Walliams return to the show, and Olympic boxing champion Nicola Adams also takes part.
11:15pm40 min version (repeat)
Room 101
Series 5, Episode 2 - Noel Fielding, Joanna Scanlan, Ian WrightSurreal comic Noel Fielding, actress Joanna Scanlan and football pundit Ian Wright attempt to get rid of spiders, the film Grease and stinky cheese.
11:15pm
(repeat)
People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 1 - The GodfatherGrindah has to decide who he wants to make godfather to little Angel.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 5 - QueegThe trio learn the hard way that the grass is definitely not always greener, when Holly is replaced by back-up system Queeg 500.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 2Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for another edition. David is joined by Robert Webb and Terry Wogan, and Lee is joined by Katy Wix and Kevin Bridges.
Midnight
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 7, Episode 1 - St. HospitalsMark and Jeremy are at the hospital awaiting the birth of Mark's baby. Sophie is determined to have a natural birth and doesn't want Mark to transfer any of his anxiety to the baby. Meanwhile, Jeremy is convinced he will never get over losing Elena, until he meets Zahra, whose boyfriend is in a coma.
Midnight
(repeat)