Television
TV schedule Saturday 2nd July 2016

Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 10 - Heavy TrafficLee falls in love. She's beautiful, talented, an aromatherapist - and that's not all...

On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Canteen GirlBlakey's plan to marry one of the girls from the canteen and raise chickens in the country pleases Jack and Stan until they meet the new Inspector. They resolve to tell - or show - Blake the truth about his intended!

Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 21 - Little Monster And The Box Of TricksLittle Monster is unhappy, but Justin and Robert don't know why. Their good friend Nisha comes over to help cheer Little Monster up. Only after Justin has been pied five times and tries to wipe his face do they discover why Little Monster is sad!

Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 11 - When The Cat's AwayA huge wedding takes place in Peckham, which means big business, but Desmond is away...

'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.

Sooty
Series 1, Episode 1 - The WeddingRichard has been acting strangely all week, and Sooty and the gang are convinced he is getting married. But they have not been invited! With the wedding only a day away, can Sooty and Sweep keep out of mischief and give Richard a day to remember?

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 18th series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 7 - Betty Laser EyesBetty's bad eyesight leads to her buying dog biscuits instead of cat treats. Gark tries to help but by giving Betty laser eye surgery he starts a war with a race of googly eyed aliens.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 10 - WormholeGark has a wormhole. Max jumps into it and Gark follows. As they float through space he swaps his powers for a bravery module to make Max be brave when he gets back to Earth.

The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
A repeat-run of the entire series as the double-act look back at their career.

Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 5 - Hank's Good TurnThere is a school inspector coming round and the school is to be on its best behaviour.

Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 13King Flannel gets dressed for a party with Lady Chatalot, intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson tries to get a photo of the rare Mexican Hat Bear and gardener Will Barrow has trouble with a cheeky woodpecker.

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 5 - LaptopWhen Nathan's laptop mysteriously breaks down in the middle of a project, Josh is the obvious suspect.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 10 - WormholeGark has a wormhole. Max jumps into it and Gark follows. As they float through space he swaps his powers for a bravery module to make Max be brave when he gets back to Earth.

My Phone Genie
Episode 9 - Garage BandJaz, Mobbsy and Naoko form a rock band and with Gene as manager they become an internet sensation!

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 1 - Bin JuiceMax recounts the tale of how he and Gark became internationally famous.

Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 3 - Blood Is ThickerDoc Martin visits the Flint brothers at the remote country home they share with their father Victor and mother Doreen. Martin is also deeply troubled by the arrival of Mark's rude, overbearing sister in the village: a herbalist who is prescribing his patients all sorts of remedies.

My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Carry On Behind
Saucy British comedy with the Carry On crew, set on a caravan campsite where a Roman settlement has been discovered.

Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 9 - Super JustinWhen everybody decides to dress up as superheroes, Robert is disappointed because he doesn't have a costume. Can Robert save the day without one? Guest starring Sid Sloane and Rebecca Keatley.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 11 - Hang In ThereMax and Gark mistake a famous poster of a cat for a real animal, and when the poster disintegrates they think the world will end unless they find a replacement.

Johnny English Reborn
Film sequel starring Rowan Atkinson as the bumbling MI7 agent Johnny English, now on the trail of a secret organisation dubbed Vortex.

Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the second series of the semi-improvised sitcom.

Hank Zipzer
A selection of episodes from the third series of the children's comedy by and starring Henry Winkler.

Jonathan Creek
Special - The Judas TreeJonathan and Joey are called upon to investigate a series of mysterious and spooky events at a house called Green Lanterns.

Tell Me Another
Series 2, Episode 4Stories about showbusiness careers. This week starring: Ray Alan, Marti Caine, Thora Hird, David Jacobs, Millicent Martin, Warren Mitchell, Reg Varney.

About A Boy
Film based on Nick Hornby's novel about a bittersweet friendship built up between a cynical, selfish man and a bullied 11 year old boy.

Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Wrong GoodbyeMartin and Pauline are surprised by the number of patients coming to see him on the last day before his Surgery closes and he moves to London.

Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.

Still Open All Hours
Pilot, Episode 1 - Still Open All HoursGranville attempts to get a date with old flame Mavis without her terrifying sister Madge finding out; Leroy shuns the old delivery bike and finds an altogether more attractive way to deliver the orders; and a sneaky new plan to shift a lot of anchovy paste has some rather surprising side effects.

Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.

My Phone Genie
Episode 9 - Garage BandJaz, Mobbsy and Naoko form a rock band and with Gene as manager they become an internet sensation!

Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 4Pete and Sue find themselves in every parent's ultimate nightmare - trapped in a foreign airport with three bored young children (and an increasingly bewildered Grandad).

Miranda
Series 1, Episode 6 - DogThe discovery of a handsome stranger's lost wallet in the shop prompts one of Miranda and Stevie's infamous competitions.

The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 2, Episode 2The super-student team captains are joined by Hacker the Dog, presenter Michelle Ackerley and Johnny & Inel.

Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Potted GardenerAgatha springs into action when James's girlfriend Mary Fortune is found dead.

Greenfingers
Comedy drama in which an inmate at an experimental open prison discovers his gardening talent. Stars Clive Owen, Helen Mirren and David Kelly.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 11Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc and special guest captain Lee Mack with David O'Doherty. Susie Dent is joined by Adam Buxton in Dictionary Corner.

Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 1 - Sarah Millican, Russell Kane, Joe LycettThe series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.

A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Highlights Special - Best Of - Vol 1Highlights from the 9th series of the sports-based panel show with James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.

Rovers
Episode 6 - The AnniversaryIt's Doreen's 25th anniversary at the club, but no one seems that bothered. Pete reveals to Tel that he is worried he is losing him to Mel.

Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking
TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.

Jason Manford Live: First World Problems
TV broadcast of Jason Manford's 2014 live stand-up DVD, First World Problems.

Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fear Of FailureThe opening episode of Series 2 features one of the greatest sporting moments in television history. And it involves a potato.

Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 5 - This Morning SpecialIn this special episode, Holly's This Morning co-presenter Phillip Schofield stands in for Fearne as they take over the show and choose their own guests. Keith will be as surprised as the viewers at home when he finds out who has been booked!

Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 24 - BrapocalypseSam surveys the blood-spattered ruins of post-Brexit Britain, Vince Cable explains why a Lib-Dem/Labour coalition is the only way forward, and Jeremy Corbyn worries that his roses needed pruning.

On The Game
Comedic look at prostitution throughout history.

Dylan Moran: Like, Totally
TV edit of Dylan Moran's 2006 live show.

A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 1James Corden and the gang return for an all-new run of the smash-hit sports panel show. With gold medallist Amy Williams, Dutch footballer Edgar Davids and Jimmy Carr as guests.

Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 1Dara O'Briain hosts another series of the topical comedy show. Regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons are joined by guests Diane Morgan, Milton Jones and Chris Addison.

Channel 4's Comedy Gala
Episode 1 - Channel 4's Comedy Gala 2013The annual comedy TV event of the year returns. Tune in for a top quality night of stand-up and performances, from dance group Diversity to comedians Miranda Hart, Jack Dee, Nina Conti, Keith Lemon, Noel Fielding, Jo Brand and many more.

The Mrs Merton Show
Series 1, Episode 1Tonight's guests are comedian Steve Coogan, magical assistant Debbie McGee, athlete Kriss Akabusi and Britain's tallest man. Hooky and the Boys supply the music.

Carry On Again Doctor
A doctor stumbles upon a shaman's weight-reducing potion and, realising the potential, returns to England with the aim of making a fortune.

Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 2Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week, with the help of England's Jack Whitehall, South Africa's Nik Rabinowitz and New Zealand's Jarred Christmas.

Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 3 - Kevin Bridges, Sara Pascoe, Phill JupitusKevin Bridges introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Sara Pascoe and Phill Jupitus.

Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 1 - HellThe time has come for the trio's annual summer holiday, and Father Ted has a fellow priest's caravan in mind as a perfect location.

Comedy Central At Just For Laughs
Episode 1Russell Howard, Eddie Izzard, Paul Foot, Bo Burnham and Katherine Ryan all feature tonight as we venture to the world famous Montreal comedy festival.

House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Conan AffairWith the help of his friend Beef, Bob has a hot date lined-up.

It's Not Me, It's You
Episode 2Eamonn Holmes, Kelly Brook and Vicky Pattison are joined by Martine McCutcheon, Chris Ramsey and Steph & Dom from Gogglebox.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 9Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 2 - Think Fast, Father TedWith the parochial house falling apart, Ted decides it's time to raise some money, and it seems that a raffle is the best way to do it. Pulling in a favour from Bishop Brennan, he secures a car as the top prize...

Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.

Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 6Russell Howard talks racial tension and lady wrestling; plus answers questions on YouTubers and tickling chickens. His guests are Johnny Pelham and Seann Walsh.

Comedy Central At Just For Laughs
Episode 2Rich Hall, Russell Kane, Tim Minchin, Mark Watson, Joe Lycett, Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy and Kristen Schall all feature at the world famous Montreal comedy festival.

City Lights
Robson Green and Mark Benton star in the follow-up to the popular comedy drama series Northern Lights.

Withnail & I
Film following the drink-and drug-fuelled misadventures of two struggling actors in a squalid London flat and an isolated Lake District cottage.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 10Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 5 - Will Is Home AloneWill's mum is away for a weekend with old schoolfriend Fergus. Will is left home alone and the other boys take full advantage of the situation.

Seann Walsh Live: Seann To Be Wild
A TV broadcast of Seann Walsh's stand-up DVD.

The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the second series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

Channel 4's Comedy Gala
Episode 1 - Channel 4's Comedy Gala 2013The annual comedy TV event of the year returns. Tune in for a top quality night of stand-up and performances, from dance group Diversity to comedians Miranda Hart, Jack Dee, Nina Conti, Keith Lemon, Noel Fielding, Jo Brand and many more.

Dylan Moran Live: Yeah, Yeah
Dylan Moran spreads a little happiness in this TV broadcast of his 2011 show Yeah, Yeah.

That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 1, Episode 1The first episode of That Mitchell and Webb Look features some anxious Nazis, and introduces viewers to Ted and Peter, Numberwang, and Sir Digby Chicken-Ceaser.