Television
TV schedule Thursday 30th June 2016

Tons Of Trouble
Mr Pastry loses his job but then finds himself sought after by a wealthy man who needs him to close a deal.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 2 - Three's A CrowdAs their honeymoon continues, Billy is worried sick about Ivy's disappearance but Mary's far from disappointed! Auntie, it seems, has found her own way to pass the time and doesn't want to leave.

Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Wishing WardrobeJustin discovers there's a fancy dress day taking place in Justin Town. He's very excited, but what should he wear? And will they ever find out why magical things keep happening in the house?

Minder
Series 4, Episode 2 - Senior Citizen CaineArthur's ambition to own a Rolls are jeopardised when Terry has to protect a widowed garage owner.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 30 - Queen Of The WeevilsOur hero's lack of belief in wizardry comes back to bite him as an evil Magical Queen, the Queen of Weevils, is released and determined to take revenge on the world.

Boj
Episode 14 - Song For MimiIt's Mimi's birthday! Pops makes Mimi a drum kit. Boj wants to create his own present for Mimi but can't find a quiet spot to record his special song for her. So instead Boj re-mixes all those noises made by her friends in Giggly Park - sounds which Mimi loves and gets everyone dancing at her party.

As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 5 - Future ImperfectAfter Lionel's financial fears, Alistair suggests he sells the house in Hampshire. Salvation to the dilemma comes from an unlikely quarter.

Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 9 - Diddy iPlayerDiddy Dick and Dom are on duty at Diddy iPlayer HQ ready to play 'on demand' their greatest shows from this series.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 26 - Big Ben, EnglandThe Go Jetters visit London on New Year's Eve, but Big Ben is missing. To the Vroomster!

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 4 - The CommodoreHyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.

Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 2 - Surprise SurpriseIt's Millie's 13th birthday - a teenager at last!

Madame Louise
A repeat of this 1951 film.

Roy
Series 4, Episode 3 - Stupid CupidWhen Roy believes Miss Jervis is leaving the school because she is heartbroken he decides to play Cupid and set her up with Mr Lucey. Will love conquer all and will Roy get his favourite teacher to stay?

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 41 - JumbleWussywat discovers jumble and how to make a fancy-dress scarecrow.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 24 - Taller And TallerThe Twirlywoos build a tall tower of profiteroles in a bakery kitchen, and have to make themselves taller and taller by stacking on top of one another in order to reach the button on the ever growing Fruit Tea Machine.

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Inventions GameSooty's latest Inventions take the gang onto a TV game show. Can they win over the show's judge, 'The Boss' or will Sweep throw a bone in the works? Guest starring John Thompson.

Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 2A motorised lawn-mover - a present from Kevin and Maggie to Roger and Mim - turns into a star performance.

Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 3Bob is staying at the Dervishes, having been thrown out by Ginnie. Mim does her best to cheer him up - but she can't get far.

Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 2 - Surprise SurpriseIt's Millie's 13th birthday - a teenager at last!

The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 1 - But Is It Art?When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 5 - Earnshaw Strikes Again"It's really a question of whether it's just a mood we're in or whether the world really is boring," muses Clegg.

dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 1 - CateringIt's Friday 9th April 1999, the date to conceive a 'millennium baby'. Whilst Tony attempts to humour a rather dim-witted work-experience girl, Bren's main concern is having workmen in to paint the canteen without closing for the duration.

Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 41 - JumbleWussywat discovers jumble and how to make a fancy-dress scarecrow.

Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 24 - Taller And TallerThe Twirlywoos build a tall tower of profiteroles in a bakery kitchen, and have to make themselves taller and taller by stacking on top of one another in order to reach the button on the ever growing Fruit Tea Machine.

Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 7Jacko's in turmoil, having received both a declaration of love from Lesley and a perceived come-on from Veronica - her mother! Lionel's preoccupied with a loan for the business.

As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 5 - Future ImperfectAfter Lionel's financial fears, Alistair suggests he sells the house in Hampshire. Salvation to the dilemma comes from an unlikely quarter.

Trouble Brewing
An eager newspaper worker goes undercover to expose a gang of counterfeiters.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 1 - BreadwinnerSharon's cafe is doing well, but Tracey finds her success hard to take.

The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 4 - Don't Be NaughtyMeet the world's most stupid detective in a new crime drama, and it's eviction night in Diddy Brother.

Minder
Series 4, Episode 3 - High Drains PilfererTerry has the misfortune to be driving for mobster Micky the Fish when his mistress's jewellery is stolen.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 4 - The CommodoreHyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 22 - Sheep On The LooseWhile the sheep visit the fair, can Bitzer convince the farmer that everything's normal?

Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 27 - Bitzer Puts His Foot In ItWet concrete prompts Shaun and pals to create their very own Walk of Fame. Can Bitzer keep the concrete clean?

Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Zig And Zag
Episode 7 - FanzillasZig and Zag become football superfans. They learn that it is all about the winning and not just the taking part as they cost Burbia United the cup.

In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 3 - They Shoot Undertakers, Don't They?Mary Henshaw can't help feeling jealous of Billy's past girlfriends. Ivy assures her he's not even looked at another woman since the wedding, but when he goes away overnight 'on business', her suspicions are raised.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 7 - Betty Laser EyesBetty's bad eyesight leads to her buying dog biscuits instead of cat treats. Gark tries to help but by giving Betty laser eye surgery he starts a war with a race of googly eyed aliens.

Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 6 - My Girlfriend Has FlippersMr Rock is put in charge of doing an assembly on marine life, much to the annoyance of Adolf, who wanted to do it in the first place.

On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Christmas DutyStan and Jack are lumbered with last-minute Christmas Day duty after the rostered clippie falls ill, which spoils the whole family's plans for dinner.

Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 10 - Pirate DayJustin, Robert and Little Monster try to protect Gem's jewels from naughty Captain Sinker when the stars of Swashbuckle drop in for Pirate Day. Guest starring Gemma Hunt and Ella Kenion.

Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 2 - Come Into My ParlourRobin plans a romantic meal to woo Angie, a girl he's met at college; Chrissy is none-too-impressed by his intentions, and even less so when Angie turns out to be old school friend Angela.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 27 - The Strokkur Geyser, IcelandThe geysers in Iceland are blocked - Glitch is to blame and it could cause an earthquake. Go Jetters go!

Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 7Jacko's in turmoil, having received both a declaration of love from Lesley and a perceived come-on from Veronica - her mother! Lionel's preoccupied with a loan for the business.

The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 1 - But Is It Art?When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 5 - Earnshaw Strikes Again"It's really a question of whether it's just a mood we're in or whether the world really is boring," muses Clegg.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 31 - Hail HydrantDanger Mouse discovers he's lost out on the Agent Of The Month award to Jeopardy Mouse, and must travel to New York for a lesson and to take on the criminal organisation known as Hydrant.

Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Modern MenDel buys a self-help book aimed at the modern New Man in an effort to improve his relationship with Raquel. Meanwhile, the Trotters' finances have hit an all-time low.

Tell Me Another
Series 2, Episode 2Stories about families and friends. This week starring: Thora Hird, Roy Hudd, George Melly, Spike Milligan, Warren Mitchell, Reg Varney.

Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 6Special guest stars Al Murray and The League Of Gentlemen's Reece Shearsmith, Mark Gatiss and Steve Pemberton join the Horrible Histories cast today for more fascinating facts, mirthful music and gruesome gags.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 3Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but saves the day by alarming Hyacinth.

The Bargee
Meet Hemel Pike, the Casanova of the canals. Born on the waterways, he sees no downside to the aquatic life - but events could catch up with him.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 2Lee Mack is joined by Holly Willoughby, Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis.

dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 1 - CateringIt's Friday 9th April 1999, the date to conceive a 'millennium baby'. Whilst Tony attempts to humour a rather dim-witted work-experience girl, Bren's main concern is having workmen in to paint the canteen without closing for the duration.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 2 - Descent Into The MaelstromMargaret collapses with exhaustion and Victor's attempts at nursing her back to health only make things worse. But her spirits pick up swiftly when Andrea Temple, the who used to live next door as a child, comes back to visit her old neighbours with her new baby.

The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 9Jimmy Carr hosts another game. Sean Lock and Seann Walsh take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Danny Dyer. Bill Bailey is in with Susie Dent.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 5Featuring guest host Damian Lewis and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Roisin Conaty.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hearts Of DarknessA day out in the country and a gentle trip on the river leads to epic complications for the Meldrews, Mrs Warboys and Nick Swainey when they find themselves marooned in the middle of a misty river.

Absolutely Fabulous
Series 3, Episode 2 - Happy New YearAs the family gathers for New Year's Eve, Edina and Patsy look forward to a night out at an ultra-hip underground rave. Patsy is particularly excited, as her well connected, jet-setting sister Jackie is about to arrive. When she appears, however, plans begin to disintegrate.

'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 5 - The FuneralRené is - supposedly - dead, and so is forced to masquerade as his own twin brother (René 2); he's also forced to spend thousands of francs on a funeral with an empty coffin. Or at least, it would have been empty if it weren't for the anti-tank mines hidden inside...

The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 1 - Court In The ActFowler is pleased to get his name mentioned in the local paper following the successful raid by CID on the home of drugs dealer Harry the Spike. Harry has a good defence counsel however and Fowler is nervous of meeting him.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 10Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on special guest captain Sarah Millican and Rob Beckett. Susie Dent is in with Vic Reeves, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.

It's Not Me, It's You
Episode 2Eamonn Holmes, Kelly Brook and Vicky Pattison are joined by Martine McCutcheon, Chris Ramsey and Steph & Dom from Gogglebox.

Safeword
Series 2, Episode 5With The Wanted's Tom Parker and dancer James Jordan, plus comedians Matt Richardson and Jamali Maddix.

The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 1 - Jen The FredoJen wants to stretch herself in the workplace so applies for the post of Entertainment Manager.

Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Modern MenDel buys a self-help book aimed at the modern New Man in an effort to improve his relationship with Raquel. Meanwhile, the Trotters' finances have hit an all-time low.

Jason Byrne In Ireland
Sitcom short in which a couple steal a rug from a store.

The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Final CountdownMoss becomes a celebrity by beating all records on a popular puzzle show...

The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 2 - Ism Ism IsmFaced with arresting a failed asylum seeker ready for deportation, Fowler trains his staff in equality by pretending to be a Martian dissident. Meanwhile, Grim has been turned down by the Freemasons and is now trying to become a member of the Order of Todgers.

Diet Of Worms In Ireland
Comedy playlet about Ireland's most famous quintuplets, created by the comedy group Diet Of Worms.

Mock The Week
A selection of episodes from the 10th and 11th series of the satirical panel game.

Al Porter In Ireland
Sitcom playlet about a 'Karaoke King' who lives at home with his grandmother.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 1 - BreadwinnerSharon's cafe is doing well, but Tracey finds her success hard to take.

A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 3Cage-fighting, sheep testicles and an insight into Whitehall's sex life... it's Episode 3. The guests are David Walliams, football manager Sam Allardyce and Paralympian Dame Sarah Storey.

Katherine Ryan In Ireland
Katherine Ryan visits Ireland for the Christening of her nephew.

Alison Spittle In Ireland
Comedy short set in a ladies' nightclub toilet.

'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.

Seann Walsh In Ireland
Sitcom playlet in which actor Robin (Seann Walsh) visits Ireland to detox.

Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 3Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss Brexit with Angela Barnes, Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Miles Jupp.

Rex The Runt
Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.

Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 3Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

John Bishop Live: Rollercoaster Tour
A TV broadcast of stand-up comedian John Bishop's Rollercoaster stage show.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 2Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by Sarah Millican, Joe Wilkinson, DJ Nick Grimshaw and Ollie Locke from Made In Chelsea.

Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 5 - HolidayAs Mark's best man, Jeremy has organised his stag weekend which consists of the pair of them on a canal boat in Shropshire. Instantly bored, things are spiced up for the pair of them when Jez meets a girl and Mark gets offered a job in India.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 3Joining David Mitchell this week are songstress Jamelia and comic Marcus Brigstocke; while Mancunian motor-mouth Terry Christian and comedian and TV presenter Jimmy Carr unite with Lee Mack in a bid to outwit the opposing team.

Forces' Sweetheart
Comedy with Michael Bentine and Harry Secombe.

Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 6 - WeddingMark and Sophie's big day arrives, but as the groom makes his way to the church with best man Jeremy and a very hungover Super Hans, he continues to wrestle with crippling doubts which threaten to throw the event into disarray.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 9Jimmy Carr hosts another game. Sean Lock and Seann Walsh take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Danny Dyer. Bill Bailey is in with Susie Dent.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 5Featuring guest host Damian Lewis and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Roisin Conaty.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 1A Northern Irish mum is delighted that her son is gay. Meanwhile, Nan visits an old friend in hospital and Lauren takes a job in a burger bar.

Desmond's
A repeat run of the first series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 5Win, lose or draw - does anyone actually care about the scoreline? - the riotous panel show continues with appearances from Peter Schmeichel, arguably the greatest goalkeeper to ever grace the football pitch, Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones and comedian Josh Widdicombe.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 2Lauren joins the cheerleaders to impress Ryan, 50s landlady Ma Willow makes her first appearance and Nan has a mouse in her house.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 10Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on special guest captain Sarah Millican and Rob Beckett. Susie Dent is in with Vic Reeves, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 2, Episode 5With guest panellists Hugh Dennis, Eamonn Holmes, Olivia Colman and Peter Serafinowicz.

Seann Walsh World
Episode 9A banana museum, farting, the sneezing challenge, and music from a genitals obsessed woman.

Power Monkeys
SpecialThe results are in, the UK's fate has been decided. Tony is keen to begin the healing process, Preeya departs into government, and the David Cameron fudge has morphed into a sad metaphor. Over on Trump's plane, Bea and the team are in operation damage control while over in the Kremlin, Oleg is in operation elk control.

Jeeves And Wooster
Series 4, Episode 3Bertie once again finds himself attempting to smooth the path of love by winning marital approval for Tuppy Glossop. The Rosie M. Banks guise, a false fiancée and a dalliance with Honoria all end up coming into play, and it's not long before Jeeves and Wooster are fleeing Manhattan in fear of their lives!

Sean Lock: Purple Van Man
An edited TV broadcast of Sean Lock's 2013 stand-up DVD.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 2, Highlights Special - The Best Of Would I Lie To You?Highlights and unseen footage from the second series of the comedy panel show.

The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 1 - Jen The FredoJen wants to stretch herself in the workplace so applies for the post of Entertainment Manager.

The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Final CountdownMoss becomes a celebrity by beating all records on a popular puzzle show...

Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 27, Episode 4Sara Cox takes on Buzzcocks hosting duties. Joining team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding are Iggy Azalea, Eliza Doolittle, Jake Humphrey, and Xtra Factor host Matt Richardson.