Television
TV schedule Tuesday 28th June 2016
6am
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
6am
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In Loving Memory
Series 4, Episode 7 - Do You Take This Woman?Ernie falls in love. Besotted, he begs Ivy to stop him from ruining his life by proposing! Billy is in agreement: he knows Ernie's new girlfriend, Mary, from his childhood. When the pair get caught in a storm, old truths will out.
6:20am
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Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Singing LessonRobert's friend Jodie is coming to visit. Justin thinks she's come for a singing lesson, little knowing that Jodie is a wonderful singer. By the end of the show, it's Justin who learns how to perform a song brilliantly.
6:50am
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Minder
Series 3, Episode 13 - InTerry has to track down some tough Scots when Arthur lands himself in trouble with the police.
7:10am
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As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 6 - The Old Folks' PartyJean has been helping out in the local Help The Aged charity shop, but Lionel is reluctant to part with his belongings. She soon has a much more practical idea to help.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 28 - Attack Of The ClownsThis episode is no laughing matter, especially when Danger Mouse's uncontrollable amusement creates clown-invading chaos on Earth - can DM prevent the world from being twisted into a novelty balloon shape?
7:30am
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Boj
Episode 12 - Non-Stop PopsBoj is excited - he's spending the whole day playing games with Pops! But Pops is very unfit and can't keep up. Rupa sets about getting Pops fit but he isn't keen on all of this exercising! That's when Boj has a boj-a-boom idea to combine Pops's love of music and a way to keep fit - with a one-man-band bike!
7:45am15 min
Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 7 - Mr StockholmThere is classroom mayhem in Help My Supply Teacher's Invisible and contestants dance the Cha Cha Cha in Strictly Come Booby Trapped.
7:50am
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As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 3 - The BathroomWhen Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath, Jean thinks it is time the house had another bathroom.
7:55am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 24 - The Golden Gate Bridge, USAIt is a very foggy day, and the Golden Gate Bridge foghorns are missing. Can the Go Jetters help?
8:30am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
8:55am
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Documentary - Mille & FriendsMillie looks back over the series and recalls the highlights with help from the actors who play Lauren and Craig.
9:05am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 2 - Country RetreatPlans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.
9:20am
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Roy
Series 4, Episode 1 - Roy 2.0Between homework and chores, there just isn't enough Roy to go around, until Roy brings his photocopied double to life! At first life is good for Roy - he gets to do all the fun stuff, while ROY 2.0 performs all the boring tasks. However, ROY 2.0 may look like Roy on the outside but looks can be deceiving...
9:25am
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9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 22 - SpinningThe Twirlywoos watch a pot being made on a potter's wheel, and decide to have a go themselves. On the boat, the tea table is in a spin.
9:40am
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The Big Job
After their release from prison, an inept gang of bank robbers attempt to recover the proceeds of the Big Job that got them 15 years.
9:45am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the second series of the world's longest-running sitcom.
9:50am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 7 - The GenieWhen Sooty finds a magical lamp on the beach, he discovers that it contains a genie. But this genie causes nothing but mischief, and won't get back in the lamp. It's up to Sooty to sort things out. Guest starring Dave Benson Phillips.
10am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 8 - Easter TimeIt's Easter at the park and Richard is in charge of the annual egg hunt. But with Sooty hiding the eggs and Sweep making the hot cross buns, will their plans for a happy Easter be scrambled?
11:40am
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Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 6It's Roger's nightmare - not only does rain stop play but he discovers his ability as captain is being questioned by a member of the team. However, somewhat surprisingly it's Miriam who refuses to let the insurgents win, and plots a cunning counter-attack to ensure Rodge's position.
12:10pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Documentary - Mille & FriendsMillie looks back over the series and recalls the highlights with help from the actors who play Lauren and Craig.
12:15pm
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Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 7Can Roger's captaincy survive the EGM? Opinions fly, tensions rocket and the vote is cast - but Shirley provides an unexpected diversion.
12:25pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 6 - More Questions Than AnswersLlewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can't help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie's farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5,000.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 5 - Earnshaw Strikes Again"It's really a question of whether it's just a mood we're in or whether the world really is boring," muses Clegg.
1:05pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 4 - MoodsTwinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.
1:25pm
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1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 22 - SpinningThe Twirlywoos watch a pot being made on a potter's wheel, and decide to have a go themselves. On the boat, the tea table is in a spin.
1:40pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 5Reg, Jacko's brother, turns up at the pub. He's still suspicious of his brother after the incident, but wants to talk. Meanwhile, Lesley's demands prove a turn-off for Jacko, and their relationship soon hits the rocks.
1:45pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 3 - The BathroomWhen Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath, Jean thinks it is time the house had another bathroom.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
2:25pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2:30pm
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Diddy TV
Sketch show in which the puppets of Dick and Dom are the producers, schedulers and presenters of their own unique TV channel.
2:50pm
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Minder
Series 4, Episode 1 - Rocky Eight And A HalfArthur uses all his persuasive powers to cajole a reluctant Terry into donning his boxing gloves once more. And Dirty Harry lives up to his name.
3pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 2 - Country RetreatPlans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 18 - Cat Got Your Brain?Two bungling alien scientists transport Pidsley the cat and Shaun aboard their flying saucer.
3:30pm
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the second series of the world's longest-running sitcom.
3:40pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 5 - School RulesZig and Zag go to school to learn how to solve a crossword clue, causing classroom chaos all the way to the bell!
4:15pm
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In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 1 - And Auntie Came TooIt's Oldshaw's wedding of the year as Billy and Mary finally tie the knot. They're very keen to get off on their honeymoon, but Auntie Ivy is insisting on accompanying them!
4:30pm
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Counterfeit Cat
Episode 6 - CatiquetteGark and Max must pass a series of tests to prove their worth as cats.
4:50pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Other WomanAfter a family social evening in the works' canteen where Arthur becomes rather too friendly with one of the clippies, Mum and Olive are outraged - and he promptly leaves to stay with his sister.
5:20pm
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Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 6 - Carry Me Back To Old SouthamptonRobin fails his National Diploma in Catering and decides to move back home to Southampton and work for his dad.
5:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 25 - Komodo National Park, IndonesiaWhen Grandmaster Glitch supersizes a fierce komodo dragon, the Go Jetters must find the size ray to fix the glitch.
6pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 5Reg, Jacko's brother, turns up at the pub. He's still suspicious of his brother after the incident, but wants to talk. Meanwhile, Lesley's demands prove a turn-off for Jacko, and their relationship soon hits the rocks.
6:25pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Fatal ExtractionDel has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.
6:30pm
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Counterfeit Cat
Episode 11 - Hang In ThereMax and Gark mistake a famous poster of a cat for a real animal, and when the poster disintegrates they think the world will end unless they find a replacement.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Flag And Further SnagsThe continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.
6:45pm
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Counterfeit Cat
Episode 12 - Wart AttackGark notices a wart on Betty's face that seems to have appeared overnight, he's terrified that it must be Zaxos, an intergalactic criminal who's out to get him.
6:45pm15 min
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 29 - CheesemageddonAnother 'grate' episode. It sees fanatical cheese fundamentalist Aubrey Camembear threaten to create the ultimate weapon which will turn everything to cheese.
7pm
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Tell Me Another
Series 1, Episode 9This week starring: Arthur Askey, Bernard Cribbins, Jimmy Jewel, Jimmy Logan, Bill Maynard, Jon Pertwee and Barbara Windsor.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 4We meet the rather eccentric Georgian philosopher Jeremy Bentham, super-rich Roman politician Crassus raps about his blinging lifestyle, some unusual soldiers are recruited into the Second World War, and Johannes Gutenberg goes head-to-head with some monks on The Historical Apprentice.
7:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 1Hyacinth gets more than she bargained for on a senior citizens' daytrip to the seaside.
8pm
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John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 8John Bishop continues to lasso laughs, ably joined by comics Andrew Lawrence and Tom O'Connor, and a merry-go-round of familiar faces, including singer Michael Ball and socialite/one-time 'it girl' Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.
8pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Saville Row To The RescueAs the Resistance prepare to take delivery of the new uniforms for the Colonel and Hans and sending off the British airmen for good, René is charged with the care of a bottle of explosive disguised as gin.
8:20pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 4 - MoodsTwinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.
8:30pm
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John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 9The Bish and friends, namely funnymen Rob Beckett, Andrew Maxwell, Joe Pasquale and Les Dennis, deliver more snappy stand-up.
8:40pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 3When Richard misses his first Sunday church service as owner of the manor, Audrey resolves to sort out his increasingly apparent shortcomings and force him to bring the estate up to scratch.
9pm
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 6 - The KidShirley invites problem-child Daisy for the weekend and she drives everyone up the wall.
9pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 5 - PartyThe canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
US Road Trip, Episode 2As James, Jack, Jamie and Freddie's American adventure continues, they go head to head in a batting battle at the home of baseball team the LA Angels.
9pm
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Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Documentary spoof in which Alan Partridge journeys around the north of 'Broken Britain'.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Highlights Special - Best BitsIn tonight's episode, it's a trip down memory lane to revisit the best bits from the past series of 8 Out Of 10 Cats with host Jimmy Carr, team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock and a host of celebrity guests.
9pm60 min
Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Potted GardenerAgatha springs into action when James's girlfriend Mary Fortune is found dead.
9:20pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 4Audrey is shocked to see a perfectly good and very old fireplace thrown out by Richard, despite the fact that she never liked it herself. She's also more than a little agitated by the apparent unfairness of her new position in life...
9:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 7 - Too Red EyeCan Desmond outbid his old rival Baldwin Martin in the immortality stakes?
9:40pm
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Next To No Time!
Comedy following a shy engineer's attempts to convince a businessman he's never met of his innovative plans.
9:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 6 - BirthWhen Patsy accidentally burns down the kitchen, the sitting room becomes temporary heart of the household. Finding themselves locked in the room all evening, Patsy, Eddy and Saffy are forced to confront their relationships with their mothers.
10pm
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 3 - Rough JusticeJudge Rawley appears to be settling into life on remand, but a theft shows old prejudices haven't entirely been left behind. Fletch and his fellow prisoners soon learn that fair application of the law doesn't always give consistent results.
10pm60 min
Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 2 - Pork Is A SausageNursery rhymes are the flavour of this episode and viewer discretion is advised for Jon Richardson's disturbing take on Three Blind Mice as he strives to create the perfect music video. Another stupefying task reveals just why Doc Brown isn't an egg man.
10pm30 min
Rovers
Episode 6 - The AnniversaryIt's Doreen's 25th anniversary at the club, but no one seems that bothered. Pete reveals to Tel that he is worried he is losing him to Mel.
10:15pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Episode 3Joining the panel for this show are rapper Example, Glee star Kevin McHale, Corrie actress Georgia May Foote, and Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond.
10:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Fatal ExtractionDel has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.
10:30pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 1Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by British boxing sensation Amir Khan, The IT Crowd's Richard Ayoade and comics Holly Walsh and Josh Widdicombe.
10:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Highlights Special - Best Of - Vol 2More highlights from the 9th series of the sports-based panel show with James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 9Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
10:40pm
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Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
10:50pm
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Stalled
A cleaner gets trapped in a women's restroom and encounters an all-out attack by a horde of zombies.
11pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
11pm
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It's Not Me, It's You
Episode 1Panel show hosted by Eamonn Holmes. Team captains Kelly Brook and Vicky Pattison lead teams of well-known guests from the twin worlds of comedy and entertainment as they go head-to-head over a series of fun and cheeky games and challenges. This week's players are Katherine Ryan, Stephen Bailey, Anton Du Beke and Frankie Bridge.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 2Gina Yashere makes her first appearance on the show, joining Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile John Oliver and Al Murray join Rory Bremner again.
11:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The ExecutionWhen Hans blows up the railway ahead of schedule by mistake, he, the Colonel, René and Yvette are arrested. Whilst everyone else is released, General von Klinkerhoffen arrives and demands that René is made an example of...
11:20pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 2Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by Sarah Millican, Joe Wilkinson, DJ Nick Grimshaw and Ollie Locke from Made In Chelsea.
11:20pm
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Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 3Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss Brexit with Angela Barnes, Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Miles Jupp.
11:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 3David Mitchell joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle and Andy Parsons and Sue Perkins sit with Rory Bremner.
12:05am
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Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 3Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss Brexit with Angela Barnes, Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Miles Jupp.
12:15am
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Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 6 - Me²With two holograms now walking around the ship Rimmer moves in with himself, leaving Lister in sweet peace and tranquility. It's not long, however, before even Rimmer's grown sick of living with Rimmer.
12:20am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 1New host Rob Brydon joins regular team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the comedy panel show all about truths and lies. The panellists this week are Carol Vorderman, Larry Lamb, Jo Brand and Russell Howard.
12:50am
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Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 1 - Sophie's ParentsMark is now engaged to Sophie but is having crippling doubts. After being invited to spend Sophie's birthday weekend with her parents in the countryside he is desperate to impress them, but foolishly invites Jeremy to come along.
1am
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Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Potted GardenerAgatha springs into action when James's girlfriend Mary Fortune is found dead.
1am
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Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 2 - Pork Is A SausageNursery rhymes are the flavour of this episode and viewer discretion is advised for Jon Richardson's disturbing take on Three Blind Mice as he strives to create the perfect music video. Another stupefying task reveals just why Doc Brown isn't an egg man.
1:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 3This week's guests are Helen Flanagan, Henning Wehn, Miles Jupp and Alex Brooker.
1:20am
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Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 2 - ConferenceJez and Mark are at a hotel, each with their own nightmare to defuse. Mark is offered a promotion on condition that he delivers a presentation to the entire board, while Johnson takes a shine to Big Suze and tries to bribe Jeremy into letting him sleep with her.
2am
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Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 4Sandi Toksvig joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Andy Parsons, David Mitchell and John Oliver form the other team (Rory Bremner is away).
2am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 3Leafing through his little black book of contacts, James Corden is joined by bruising British boxer Anthony Joshua, funnyman Jimmy Carr and Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones.
2:05am
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 5 - PartyThe canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.
2:15am
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the second series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
2:30am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 7The biggest spider ever, laddish banter, money saving with Roy, and internet 'sexperts' feature this week.
2:35am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 6 - BirthWhen Patsy accidentally burns down the kitchen, the sitting room becomes temporary heart of the household. Finding themselves locked in the room all evening, Patsy, Eddy and Saffy are forced to confront their relationships with their mothers.
2:40am
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Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 5Gina Yashere joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again. Meanwhile Rory Bremner has the help of Andy Parsons and Greg Proops.
3am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 13Andrew Lawrence tries to look after himself, Jen Brister tells you how to spot a lesbian, Geoff Norcott talks stag dos, and Mick Ferry is partial to the odd drink.
3:10am
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 5Paul meets Sam's parents who are still laughing about their fancy dress party, Bernie meets a new member of staff and Nan comes home from a funeral and discovers that Lena owed her money.
3:20am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 2, Episode 1The comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton with team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack is back. With the help of their team mates Mitchell and Mack must once again discern truth from fiction. The guest panellists this week are Rob Brydon, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Gabby Logan and Robert Webb
3:40am
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Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.