Television
TV schedule Saturday 11th June 2016

On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Perfect ClippieWithout Arthur's share of the housekeeping, Mum just can't afford three good meals on Stan's income alone so he insists Olive get a job. After some grovelling Blakey agrees to trial her as a clippie again - and she soon turns out to be the best in the depot!

Brandy For The Parson
British comedy about a young couple who accidentally become involved in brandy smuggling.

Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 4 - Royal VisitJustin, Robert and Little Monster prepare for a special visit from the king, but will Justin's house be fun enough to get the royal seal of approval? Guest starring Chris Jarvis and Pui Fan Lee.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 4 - BaggageWhen the past collides with the present at a school reunion, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien have to re-assess their lives.

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 20 - Record BreakersSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to break a world record for judge Boris McSquirter, will Sooty's giant brick tower win the day, or will Sweep become the tallest dog in the world? Guest starring Richard Arnold.

As Time Goes By
Series 9, Highlights Special - You Must Remember This....Hour-long special edition. Alone in the house, Jean and Lionel recall memorable events during their life together.

Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

The Maggie
Ealing comedy depicting a clash of cultures between a hard-nosed American businessman and a crafty Scottish sea captain.

'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sticom.

The Lavender Hill Mob
An Ealing Studios comedy classic, The Lavender Hill Mob stars Alec Guinness & Stanley Holloway attempting to carry out the perfect crime.

Nothing But The Best
An ambitious estate agent is determined to crawl his way to the top of British society and enlists a rogue aristocrat for help.

Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 9 - Let It GoDiddy Hazel Irvine hosts the final of the world snooker tournament between Juddery Trump and Ronnie O'Notagain. Also, there is more American sitcom action in RoboPop.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 4 - Heart Of GarknessMax and Gark find themselves on an unexpected journey through the murky depths of a sewer.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 3 - Max vs MachineMax finds he can't manipulate the automatic cat feeder the same way he could Betty.

Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 2 - Vlog It!Mr Joy's latest scheme sees the pupils of Westbrook vying to produce the best vlogs and videos for the school intranet.

Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 1Professor Muddles tests the strength of ants, while two judges watch Keith Fitt set his football world record.

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 2 - AssemblyHaving his brother Nathan as a teacher at his school is having a disastrous effect on Josh's ability to have fun, scheme schemes and scam scams.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 5 - Go ViralKeen to help Max, Gark uses his powers more than he should until they begin to go out of control.

My Phone Genie
Episode 3 - It's a Jungle in HereGene helps Jaz revive the school plants she's forgotten to water over the holidays... turning the house into a living jungle!

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 6 - CatiquetteGark and Max must pass a series of tests to prove their worth as cats.

One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.

The Happiness Of Three Women
Story of a Welsh postman's efforts to bring happiness into lives of assortment of people.

Next To No Time!
Comedy following a shy engineer's attempts to convince a businessman he's never met of his innovative plans.

My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of six episodes of the Dawn French sitcom.

Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 3 - Superturbo RoboWhen all the jobs in Justin's house get a bit much for Robert, Justin decides to help him out with a superturbo robot called Roberta.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 9 - CatnippedThere's a full moon and Max turns crazy, refusing to stop playing with a catnip toy and running away. Gark puts together a search party to fetch him home.

Hank Zipzer
A selection of episodes of the third series of the children's sitcom by and starring Henry Winkler.

To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 7Hartley's death re-opens the chasm in Richard's finances, and the manor is once again under the hammer. A saviour could still be at hand, but what does the future hold for Grantleigh - not to mention Audrey, Richard and Mrs Poo?

Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 9 - Let It GoDiddy Hazel Irvine hosts the final of the world snooker tournament between Juddery Trump and Ronnie O'Notagain. Also, there is more American sitcom action in RoboPop.

Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 5 - The DepartedMartin is in London to meet with Robert Dashwood, who is leading the selection process for the prestigious London surgeon's job that Martin has applied for.

Tell Me Another
Series 1, Episode 6True stories about people, famous and forgotten. This week starring: Bernard Cribbins, Jim Dale, Jimmy Logan, Ted Ray, Norman Vaughan.

The Millionairess
Classic film starring Sophia Loren as the beautiful millionairess who finds that money cannot buy marital bliss, and Peter Sellers as the bewildered Indian doctor with whom she falls in love.

Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 3Stuck on the A3, Sue tries to keep the peace in a car that contains a new-age auntie, a bewildered grandfather, three fractious kids and several full bladders.

Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 4 - Ghost's ForgeWhen Maddy's glamorous former colleague Mimi Trantor turns up with a mystery in an old house in Norfolk, it's all change. Jonathan turns investigator, as Maddy finds herself turning into an illusionist...

Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.

My Phone Genie
Episode 4 - Growing PainsAnnoyed at her younger brother's silly antics, Jaz wishes he 'would just grow up'.

Wild Child
A spoilt American teenager has to attend a very proper girls' school in England.

Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 4Ben's fibbing goes to a whole new level as parents at a school football match begin to compliment dad on his friendship with Gordon Brown and his SAS training.

The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 9The super-student team captains are joined by Britain's Got Talent winner and presenter Ashleigh Butler, Susan Calman from School of Silence, Friday Download presenter Cel Spellman and comedian Chris Martin.

Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Honourable ManA member of the Soviet Union is visiting Walmington, and it is up to Mainwaring to make a speech. However, it looks like Wilson may replace him after the Sergeant inherits a family title and becomes 'The Honourable Arthur Wilson'.

Absolutely Fabulous
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Jennifer Saunders sitcom.

Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Vicious VetVet and heartthrob Paul Bladon is killed by a fatal dose of horse tranquilliser.

Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 1 - Walkers Of DembleyA walker is found dead on a local baronet's land soon after he declares war on her rambling group for trespassing on his land.

Da Ali G Show
Sacha Baron Cohen provides an inimitable mix of global reportage and celebrity chat via his characters Ali G, Borat and Bruno.

Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 3Russell Howard talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani.

The Kumars
Episode 3Sanjeev, Ashwin and Ummi - not forgetting Hawney - chat to Downton Abbey star Elizabeth McGovern, The Simpsons' Harry Shearer and Sky News presenter Kay Burley.

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 4, Episode 1Stephen Fry, Sandi Toksvig, Sara Pascoe and Alex Edelman take their seats at the table revealing a range of personal stories including how to handle annoying neighbours, how to 'come out' and why the drugs definitely don't work.

Rovers
Episode 3 - The TankardPete attempts to break the world record for eating fish fingers. Doreen gets a little flustered when Redbridge Rovers legend Roger Small makes an appearance.

The Office
Series 1, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceDavid hires Donna, his lodger and the daughter of his best friend. While showing her round the office he discovers a doctored pornographic image of himself. Gareth, due to his covert operations skills, is told to catch the culprit.

Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 22 - Holy NoelNow that Noel Edmonds has found a cure for cancer, Sam asks if there's anything the legendary ex-Radio 1 DJ can't do. And should Sir Philip Green be hanged from a tree by his BHS tie?

A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Highlights Special - Unseen Vol 3The smash-hit sports panel show continues in extra time with more never-before-seen footage.

Mock The Week
Series 8, Highlights SpecialDara O'Briain presents a special show featuring unseen material and favourite bits from this series.

The Funny Thing About...
Episode 1 - KidsAn uproariously silly and sometimes insightful guide to children, including how to make them, how not to break them and how to spin them round in an office chair.

I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Room With An AlanDespite being reduced to living in a roadside motel and presenting an early-morning programme on Radio Norwich, Alan still dreams of launching a new show on the BBC. However, his meeting with chief commissioner Tony Hayers does not run smoothly.

Channel 4's Comedy Gala
Episode 1 - Channel 4's Comedy Gala 2015Channel 4's Comedy Gala, in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity, returns for a sixth year to London's O2 arena.

Carry On Loving
Chaos ensues when the Carry On gang run a marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid Bliss and Sophie Plummer, seem to only match the most unlikely couples.

Bottom Live
Eddie and Richie get up to more insane antics in the 1993 live stage version of the popular sitcom.

A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 2Three members of One Direction and Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox are the guests joining James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.

Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 1 - Good Luck, Father TedWhen he receives a call from a television producer, Father Ted thinks he may have spied a route to fame, fortune, and an escape from Craggy Island.

Hoff The Record
Series 2, Episode 6 - The HorrorMax finally secures Hoff a much coveted role in a feature film.... But it's a low budget horror film in Romania with a maverick Director known for pushing actors to breaking point. When a stunt goes wrong the team have to endure the wilderness in an attempt to save Hoff.

Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 2 - Entertaining Father StoneFather Stone, a priest even more boring than Dougal is stupid, is paying his annual visit - and he doesn't have to get back to his Parish for a few weeks...

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 7With guest host David Mitchell, and panellists Sara Cox and Alan Johnson.

Northern Lights
Robson Green and Mark Benton return as the competitive brothers-in-law who live in the same street.

Rob Brydon Live
TV broadcast of Rob Brydon's 2009 stand-up show.

Lee Nelson Live
TV broadcast of Lee Nelson's first live stand-up DVD.

The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Duke Of Edinburgh AwardsWill is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme. The boys end up helping out in a local retirement home.

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 4, Episode 1Stephen Fry, Sandi Toksvig, Sara Pascoe and Alex Edelman take their seats at the table revealing a range of personal stories including how to handle annoying neighbours, how to 'come out' and why the drugs definitely don't work.

House Of Fools
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Wig AffairDesperate to regain his title of Toupee Wearer of the Year, Bob ropes in all the help and offers all the rewards he can when his beloved wig goes missing.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 6 - Exam TimeExams are looming, and Will is getting stressed. Jay has got other things on his mind, while Simon at last seems to be making some headway with Carli.

Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.

Rhod Gilbert Live: The Man With The Flaming Battenberg Tattoo
A TV broadcast of Rhod Gilbert's 2012 stand-up DVD.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 7Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofaVince's new flatmate, Errol, is allowed to stay in the flat on the condition that he uses his Tesco Clubcard when he goes shopping. The new housemates soon witness the trouble an old two-seater sofa can cause.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 5Rob Brydon welcomes legendary comedian Ronnie Corbett, TV darling Julian Clary, Geordie comic Sarah Millican and TV presenter Holly Walsh to the comedy panel show.