Television
TV schedule Wednesday 8th June 2016

In Loving Memory
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Actress And The UndertakerA variety show is playing at the theatre for the week, and after an accident on-stage, Billy meets - and soon falls in love with - beautiful chorus girl Vera.

Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 23 - Little Monster's DenThings get very messy when Justin and Robert try to make Little Monster a gingerbread den.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 5 - Alistair's EngagementAlistair makes a surprising announcement - he's got engaged!

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 23 - Frankensquawk's MonsterWhen Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.

Boj
Episode 49 - Double CloppityMr Cloppity is in a pickle. Though he's got the sneezy snufferoos, he's got so much to do in Giggly Park. Can Boj and his buddies help Mr Cloppity be in two places at once?

As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyJean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.

Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 3 - AngelDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. They present their very own dating show and Diddy Stampy Longnose turns up to watch the programmes.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Dead Sea, Middle EastThe Go Jetters are relaxing by the Dead Sea when Grandmaster Glitch causes a custard catastrophe - to the Vroomster!

The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Laxdale Hall
Car owners in a remote Scottish village refuse to pay road taxes untill a proper road has been built.

Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Week I Became A GeniusMiss Adolf has prepared a week of punctuation catch-up classes and Hank is incredibly bored. A bit of crafty ego-playing by Mr Rock soon has things taking an inspirational turn!

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 5Hyacinth calls Richard out of an important meeting when Daddy disappears - apparently to get married!

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Roy
Series 2, Episode 13 - Roy's ReviewClip show. A school board member pays a visit to assess Roy. Everyone fears that Roy will be kicked out of Ballyfermot because of his chequered history at the school. Can the pupils and teachers save their favourite cartoon friend?

Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 12 - Shorter And ShorterThe Twirlywoos find out how to make something shorter when they unravel a woolly blanket. The Very Important Lady is missing some pieces, and she's not happy about her shorter stature!

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Sooty
Series 1, Episode 4 - Squeaky CleanMr Slater is coming for tea! Sooty is cleaning Richard's room, Sweep is in charge of the dishes, and all is set for a great evening. But with a crazy vacuum cleaner on the loose and Richard covered in paint, their plans for a dream tea look set for disaster!

Sooty
Series 1, Episode 5 - The FarmRichard is making donuts to sell in the park but he has run out of eggs. Perhaps the local farmer and his chickens can help? Sooty and the gang take a trip in the campervan to find out - but leave Richard in a rather messy situation!

Miss Robin Hood
Comedy about a writer who finds himself roped into a spot of industrial theft due to the adventures in his childrens' stories.

Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Week I Became A GeniusMiss Adolf has prepared a week of punctuation catch-up classes and Hank is incredibly bored. A bit of crafty ego-playing by Mr Rock soon has things taking an inspirational turn!

My Family
Series 3, Episode 11 - The Lost WeekendWhen the kids go away for the weekend, Ben and Susan finally have some time to themselves... Unfortunately, it's been so long since they last had time to themselves they have absolutely no idea how to spend it!

The Horse's Mouth
Oscar-nominated comedy starring Alec Guinness. A vulgar but talented artist searches to translate his vision to a canvas or wall.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Great Boarding-House Bathroom CaperFoggy is getting excited about the idea of a weekend by the sea.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 6 - Timeless TimeVictor is unable to sleep. Things get so desperate that he contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year.

Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 12 - Shorter And ShorterThe Twirlywoos find out how to make something shorter when they unravel a woolly blanket. The Very Important Lady is missing some pieces, and she's not happy about her shorter stature!

Bread
Liverpudlian Boswell family are experts at exploiting the system to get by in life, with plenty of dodgy deals and government handouts to help.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 12 - Old FriendsSharon feels left out and jealous when Tracey invites her old best friend Trish to stay. Things soon turn around when Tracey becomes tired of Trish's obsession with the past and Sharon starts to bond with her.

As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyJean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.

Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 3 - AngelDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. They present their very own dating show and Diddy Stampy Longnose turns up to watch the programmes.

The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 39 - Shaun EncountersThe farm gets another visit from the little green alien, but it's not alone.

Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.

Zig And Zag
Episode 17 - Zogly On SeaZig and Zag turn Zogly Manor into a mobile home and head to the coast for sun, sea and surfing shenanigans.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Spot Bots
Episode 5 - RechargeThe Spot Bots play zooples while they wait for Cubi's hover batteries to recharge.

Date With A Dream
Musical-variety comedy about a wartime concert party who reform a year after returning to London, in order to find success on the British stage.

In Loving Memory
Series 3, Episode 2 - Wedding BellsWhilst confined to her 'death' bed after a nasty accident, Ivy makes plain she'd like to see Billy wed before she departs. He dutifully elopes - but soon finds that his bride is already married!

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 2 - Where Do All The Cat Toys Go?Max loses his favourite toy leading to him and Gark being engulfed in a rip in space time.

So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 7 - Library Vs TreeThe girls, led by Martha, have been campaigning hard for a new school library.

On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Football MatchThe depot establishes a football team, and with the promise of £5 for each player should they win their upcoming match, Stan's keen to join - even with Blakey as trainer. But when the star player is injured, they face a much bigger challenge than imagined!

George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 7 - I Gotta HorseMildred's sister Ethel makes rare contact, enquiring about an old model of their father's. Mildred doesn't think anything of it, until a rather enlightening chat with Ann...

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Forbidden City, ChinaSome runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?

Horrible Science
Episode 3 - Chemical ChaosThis episode features explosions, atoms and fiendish forces that bubble, go bang and bump! What makes things explode? Lucy has made a mistake in the script and now everyone thinks the show is about elephants. It is a disaster - especially as their guest is the legendary scientist Marie Curie!

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.

Zig And Zag
Episode 18 - ZagracadabraZig and Zag believe that they are street magicians and attempt a trick so dangerous that the Secret Agents are forced to help them out.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 5Hyacinth calls Richard out of an important meeting when Daddy disappears - apparently to get married!

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Great Boarding-House Bathroom CaperFoggy is getting excited about the idea of a weekend by the sea.

Monty Python's Personal Best
Episode 1 - Eric IdleEric Idle, reporting live from the 'Bollywood Howl', conducts interviews with various colourful individuals about what they thought about him.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 23 - Frankensquawk's MonsterWhen Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.

My Family
Series 3, Episode 11 - The Lost WeekendWhen the kids go away for the weekend, Ben and Susan finally have some time to themselves... Unfortunately, it's been so long since they last had time to themselves they have absolutely no idea how to spend it!

Tell Me Another
Series 1, Episode 3True stories about early days in showbusiness and how they started their careers. This week starring Arthur Askey, Diana Dors, Jimmy Jewel, Jimmy Logan, Ted Ray, Norman Vaughan and Barbara Windsor.

Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 3Queen Elizabeth I goes online dating, Greek philosopher Socrates foils his own rescue from prison and Emicho of the Rhineland goes crusading with some very unusual sat navs to lead the way.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 6 - Timeless TimeVictor is unable to sleep. Things get so desperate that he contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year.

The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

Moone Boy
Series 3, Episode 1 - Where The Streets Do Have NamesMartin and Padraic visit Dublin and Liam encounters an old flame.

Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 3, Episode 8Bradley Walsh hosts the final episode of the current series, with Simply Red, swing band Caravan Palace, Pixie Lott, the cast of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, comic Dane Baptiste, Britain's Got Talent winners Attraction and speciality act Naked Lunch.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.

Horrible Science
Episode 3 - Chemical ChaosThis episode features explosions, atoms and fiendish forces that bubble, go bang and bump! What makes things explode? Lucy has made a mistake in the script and now everyone thinks the show is about elephants. It is a disaster - especially as their guest is the legendary scientist Marie Curie!

Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 3 - Major StarMelchett instructs Blackadder to organise a concert party in order to raise the troops' morale, following the Russians' withdrawal from combat. However, the General takes a particular liking to George's drag act, which could put a halt to proceedings...

Miranda
Series 1, Episode 6 - DogThe discovery of a handsome stranger's lost wallet in the shop prompts one of Miranda and Stevie's infamous competitions.

Agatha Raisin
Series 1, Episode 1 - Walkers Of DembleyA walker is found dead on a local baronet's land soon after he declares war on her rambling group for trespassing on his land.

Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 3Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Stephen Mangan and panellists Miles Jupp and Camilla Long.

Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 4 - Private PlaneBlackadder's latest plan to escape the terror of the trenches is to join the glamorous world of Lord Flasheart in the Royal Flying Corps.

The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The New SofaInspired by Nigella, Denise tries to cook Christmas dinner for the family. To Jim's dismay, Dave's Mum and Dad are invited.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 2 - DreamlandMargaret goes missing after suffering a nightmare and Victor has an interesting encounter with a chimpanzee at the local fete.

Rovers
Episode 3 - The TankardPete attempts to break the world record for eating fish fingers. Doreen gets a little flustered when Redbridge Rovers legend Roger Small makes an appearance.

Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 3Russell Howard talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani.

Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 2Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Stephen K Amos and Ed Byrne.

Power Monkeys
Episode 1Alexei takes up his new position in the Kremlin and learns about the red phone direct to Putin. Trump's advisors attempt to find a female journalist he's willing to talk to; millionaire Brexit supporter Spencer reveals a love for collecting signs; and the Unity Unit at Conservative HQ is struggling.

Moone Boy
Series 3, Episode 3 - Fecks, Lies & VideotapeWhile the Moone house is bursting at the seams, Martin and Padriac try to film a hilarious home video. Sir Terry Wogan guest stars.

Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 3Isy Suttie tells the story of Prince Edward and Mrs Simpson (featuring Greg James and Sophie McShera), while Ed Gamble narrates his version of The Great Escape (featuring Jamie Laing).

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 10Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on special guest captain Sarah Millican and Rob Beckett. Susie Dent is in with Vic Reeves, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Broken ReflectionVictor's brother, Alfred, pays a visit from New Zealand. Pippa and Patrick ask the Meldrews to take care of their plants while they're away on holiday.

Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 3Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Greg Davies and Danielle Ward.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 2Margaret is scared several times, Bernie receives a written warning for breaking the photocopier and Nan mistakes Charles Bronson for Charles Manson.

A League Of Their Own
US Road Trip, Episode 1James Corden has flown Jamie Redknapp, Jack Whitehall and Freddie Flintoff to America for an adventure. The jet-lagged boys hit the bowling alley and take to the field in front of a packed-out crowd at an Oakland Raiders game.

The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Path Of True LoveMarlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.

Come Fly With Me
Episode 1Hetty Wolf takes her first ever flight with Great British Air; husband and wife pilots Simon and Jackie sort out their marriage at 35,000 feet; and Omar is forced to do something about the lack of life-jackets on his planes.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.

Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 7Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Frank Skinner and panellists Cariad Lloyd and Jon Ronson.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 3In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Tom Rosenthal, Craig Revel Horwood, Roisin Conaty and US comic Rob Delaney for this show.

Come Fly With Me
Episode 2A 'sudden wing malfunction' delays FlyLo passengers on their way to Malaga, while Melody and Taaj get tough with FlyLo's new baggage allowance regulations.

Would I Lie To You?
A selection of three episodes of the lie-based panel game.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 4In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.

Safeword
Series 2, Episode 1As the series returns, Katherine and David are joined by Stacey Solomon, Brian McFadden, Tez Ilyas and Phil Wang.

The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.

The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 11 - Stag NightAcclaimed comedy show filmed in a proper comedy club with a real live audience. Tonight featuring Josie Long, Robin Ince, Alan Parker, David Kay, and Tony Law. Stewart Lee meets the acts backstage.

The Look Of Love
Steve Coogan stars in a comic tale of the life of the 'King of Soho' and porn baron Paul Raymond.

Andy Parsons Gruntled Live
Andy Parsons performs his stand-up show Gruntled in this TV edit of his 2011 DVD.

Come Fly With Me
Episode 6Peter and Judith have got mixed up in the dark arts of voodoo on their latest disastrous package holiday.

The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 2Margaret is scared several times, Bernie receives a written warning for breaking the photocopier and Nan mistakes Charles Bronson for Charles Manson.

I've Never Seen Star Wars
2011 Special - Stephen FryIn a show which encourages its guests to try things they really should have attempted by now, host Jo Brand introduces Stephen Fry to ear piercing, flat pack furniture and Only Fools and Horses.

Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.

The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 5Charlie Baker takes up dancing, Luisa Omielan isn't happy with the rules of dating, Ola gives judgement on wi-fi networks, and Matt Forde does impressions.

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.