Television
TV schedule Thursday 2nd June 2016

In Loving Memory
Series 2, Episode 4 - Happy BirthdayFollowing a series of somewhat unfortunate events on Billy's birthday, he and Auntie Ivy find themselves in court - on a charge of grave robbing!

Minder
Series 2, Episode 8 - All Mod ConsTerry is asked to get rid of some squatters, leading Arthur to dream of a future as a property developer.

Lord Of The Manor
After two aristocrats become engaged, they fall in love with people in a lower class.

Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 17 - Justin's House HotelJustin's house opens its doors as a hotel. Justin and Robert do their best to make the house look like a proper hotel while the first guest dozes upstairs.

As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 1 - Pardon?The family suspects that Lionel has become a tad hard of hearing. They try to find a way to let him know gently.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 14 - The PianoThe Farmer is playing the piano and torturing everyone with his musical inability. When the Flock discover that Bitzer on the other hand is a virtuoso, they decide it's time for a party. They devise a plan to 'borrow' the piano when the Farmer goes to bed - however things don't quite go to plan...

Boj
Episode 45 - Bedtime for RupaRupa is off to bed early to rest before her big gymnastics competition. But with all of the noises from Giggly Park keeping her awake, can Boj help to get Rupa off to sleep?

As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 6 - At Death's DoorWhile Penny - convinced she is on the precipice of entering the hereafter - has a routine, exploratory operation in hospital, Jean and Lionel find themselves playing host and emotional nursemaids to Stephen.

The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 1Hyacinth is appalled when she sees a strange man at Elizabeth's who appears to have spent the night there. What will it do to the property values?

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

The Iron Maiden
An aircraft designer's love of traction engines gets in the way of his job when an American airline owner visits England on a buying mission.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 2 - Where Do All The Cat Toys Go?Max loses his favourite toy leading to him and Gark being engulfed in a rip in space time.

Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 3 - Max vs MachineMax finds he can't manipulate the automatic cat feeder the same way he could Betty.

Gold Is Where You Find It
Comedy in which a group of Irishmen are fooled into believing gold has been discovered in the countryside around their village.

4 O'Clock Club
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the musical children's comedy.

My Family
Series 3, Episode 7 - Waiting To InhaleMichael's date arrives with another boy so he decides to take Janey's advice... he tries to make Bex jealous! He pretends he's going out with Abi and it seems to work... but is it Bex who Michael really wants?

The Happiness Of Three Women
Story of a Welsh postman's efforts to bring happiness into lives of assortment of people.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 6 - Ballad For Wind Instruments And CanoeA transaction with the fabulous Arnpepper; the Great Gob Contest; and a runaway canoe.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 2 - We Have Put Her Living In The TombVictor and Margaret agree to look after Kylie the tortoise whilst Margaret's god-daughter Jennifer goes on holiday. Meanwhile, they set about decorating the new house.

Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.

Bread
Series 7, Episode 6While Nellie is recovering in hospital, the family is at home wondering why her mystery visitor, Derek, called her "darling". Nellie, however, is struggling with Lilo Lill's bedside manner. Jack is frustrated with his lack of success at becoming a father and suspects Leonora is on the pill.

Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?

The Bargee
Meet Hemel Pike, the Casanova of the canals. Born on the waterways, he sees no downside to the aquatic life - but events could catch up with him.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 8 - You Pays Yer MoneyA by-election in Chigwell causes tension about who to vote for between Tracey, Sharon and Dorien. Sharon wants Darryl's vote after Tracey paid his poll tax, but he wants the full £350 for the pleasure, leading Sharon to take drastic action.

As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 6 - At Death's DoorWhile Penny - convinced she is on the precipice of entering the hereafter - has a routine, exploratory operation in hospital, Jean and Lionel find themselves playing host and emotional nursemaids to Stephen.

The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 32 - The Farmer's NieceWhen the Farmer's niece comes to visit the farm, Bitzer and Shaun soon discover that she is much less pleasant than she looks.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 36 - Stick With MeA stray tube of glue causes problems when the sheep get hold of it.

Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th series of the world's longest-running sitcom.

Spot Bots
Episode 14 - Arm TroubleLexi's arm falls off, so the Spot Bots play zooples as they wait for the glue to dry.

Zig And Zag
Episode 13 - Bitter Then YouZig and Zag demonstrate how breaking a world record can be a bittersweet experience.

Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Special - Review Of The Year 2008This episode featured the "through the Dev's leg shot" on Coronation Street, Ronnie's crying cushion on EastEnders and a deer who took the train on Springwatch Spectacular.

In Loving Memory
Series 2, Episode 5 - Madam PresidentIvy is somewhat enthused by the idea of becoming the first female president of the local chapter of the BUA - British Undertakers' Association. But after losing out on the post, Billy worries she'll be the next 'plant' he has to make!

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 7 - Betty Laser EyesBetty's bad eyesight leads to her buying dog biscuits instead of cat treats. Gark tries to help but by giving Betty laser eye surgery he starts a war with a race of googly eyed aliens.

Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Hank Zipzer
Series 3, Episode 2 - Vlog It!Mr Joy's latest scheme sees the pupils of Westbrook vying to produce the best vlogs and videos for the school intranet.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 5 - Go ViralKeen to help Max, Gark uses his powers more than he should until they begin to go out of control.

On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 7 - The PrizeWhen Stan gives Mum a selection of raffle tickets Blakey's made him buy, she wins a holiday for two in the Spanish sun. But the big question is: should Stan, Olive or Arthur accompany her?

George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Last StrawFollowing her latest social failing, Mildred considers emigrating to Australia. Jeffrey is only too delighted to put aside his lamp-post campaign and help out in the process, but is George as keen, and will Australia want them?

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.

Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 8 - Are You Being Served?Sharon's feeling broody, and on the look out for a man to make her pregnant. Meanwhile, Dorien's incensed that her holiday romance wasn't as it appeared: but she's determined to make it work for her.

Zig And Zag
Episode 14 - It's Sherlucky DayZig and Zag become detectives to solve the case of the missing invisible cat of Burb Street.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 1Hyacinth is appalled when she sees a strange man at Elizabeth's who appears to have spent the night there. What will it do to the property values?

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 6 - Ballad For Wind Instruments And CanoeA transaction with the fabulous Arnpepper; the Great Gob Contest; and a runaway canoe.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 2 - Danger At C LevelPenfold has had enough of being tied up, blown up and walloped and needs a holiday.

My Family
Series 3, Episode 7 - Waiting To InhaleMichael's date arrives with another boy so he decides to take Janey's advice... he tries to make Bex jealous! He pretends he's going out with Abi and it seems to work... but is it Bex who Michael really wants?

Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 12More historically accurate blood, guts, grime and gore from the Horrible Histories team.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 7At last Hyacinth finds herself with an ideal opportunity to impress Emmet with her singing, during an event at the church hall. Rose, meanwhile, decides to become a nun.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 2 - We Have Put Her Living In The TombVictor and Margaret agree to look after Kylie the tortoise whilst Margaret's god-daughter Jennifer goes on holiday. Meanwhile, they set about decorating the new house.

The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 4 - Sweet SorrowThe pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 6 - Timeless TimeVictor is unable to sleep. Things get so desperate that he contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 5The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.

Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 1 - Monday Morning Will Be FineVictor returns from the supermarket to find that the house has been burgled.

Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the third series of the Lee Mack sitcom.

I Really Hate My Job
Comedy following the high-strung tensions in a female-staffed bar & restaurant in Soho, with an absentee cook and celebrity booking.

Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Housekeeper CaperArkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 11Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc and special guest captain Lee Mack with David O'Doherty. Susie Dent is joined by Adam Buxton in Dictionary Corner.

Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 9James Acaster, Gary Delaney, Zoe Lyons and Josh Widdicombe are the guests on this week's show.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 7David Mitchell is joined by Greg Rutherford MBE and Kirsty Young, and Lee Mack is joined by Joanna Scanlan and Henning Wehn.

Going Forward
Episode 3Ryan's decision to return home to save cash looks premature, as the Wilde families fortunes pick up following more grim news from the hospital.

Safeword
Series 2, Episode 1As the series returns, Katherine and David are joined by Stacey Solomon, Brian McFadden, Tez Ilyas and Phil Wang.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 7Sue Perkins, presenter of The Great British Bake Off, actor Stephen Mangan and stand-up comedian Romesh Ranganathan set out to prove that lift buttons have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, that it's possible to walk on the ceiling using magnets and that, unlike women, men are unable to make their voices sounds sexier.

The Windsors
Series 1, Episode 5Wills has become disillusioned with his role and calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy.

The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 5 - Smoke And MirrorsWhen Jen loses concentration during a board meeting due to a faulty bra, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and plots a way out of Reynholm Industries by inventing a flawless bra.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 3Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.

Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".

Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 8David Mitchell is joined by Jimmy Carr and Griff Rhys Jones, and Lee Mack is joined by Dave Myers and Susanna Reid.

A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 3The BAFTA-winning sports/comedy show continues. Featuring guests Josh Widdicombe, Kevin Pietersen and Joe Hart.

The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 6 - Men Without WomenDouglas hires Jen as his new PA, which gives Moss and Roy free reign in the office.

The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fifteen MinutesBoycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

QI
A selection of three episodes of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.

An Immigrant's Guide To Britain
Episode 1Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. Britain can be a confusing place to settle in. Its culture, whims and inhabitants can seem a little odd to the new resident. So how best to integrate?

Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 8 - Are You Being Served?Sharon's feeling broody, and on the look out for a man to make her pregnant. Meanwhile, Dorien's incensed that her holiday romance wasn't as it appeared: but she's determined to make it work for her.

Come Fly With Me
Episode 2A 'sudden wing malfunction' delays FlyLo passengers on their way to Malaga, while Melody and Taaj get tough with FlyLo's new baggage allowance regulations.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 5The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.

The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 8 - The One With The GermanTonight's show features alternative comedy legend Kevin McAleer, plus ace stand-ups Stephen Carlin, Fern Brady, Isy Suttie, and Henning Wehn (who is German). Stewart Lee meets them backstage.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.

Comedy Central At Just For Laughs
Stand-up showcase from the world-famous Canadian comedy festival, Montreal's annual Just For Laughs. Stars include Eddie Izzard.

Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 2 - WinnerLee is insufferably smug when he wins £1,000 in a writing competition with an essay entitled 'Disability in the Workplace'.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 1, Episode 5Russell Howard and Wendy Richard join David Mitchell whilst Len Goodman and Vic Reeves are on Lee Mack's team.

The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 5 - Smoke And MirrorsWhen Jen loses concentration during a board meeting due to a faulty bra, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and plots a way out of Reynholm Industries by inventing a flawless bra.

Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 1, Episode 6Harry Enfield and Claudia Winkleman join David Mitchell whilst Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Dave Spikey are on Lee Mack's team.

The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 6 - Men Without WomenDouglas hires Jen as his new PA, which gives Moss and Roy free reign in the office.

Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.

The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.