Television
TV schedule Tuesday 31st May 2016
In Loving Memory
Series 2, Episode 2 - Play To Me, GipsyA gipsy puts a curse on the Unsworth household and before the day is out, Billy ends up in the local infirmary. But was she a real gipsy, or was it just bad luck?
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 13 - Just In SpaceThe race is on in Justin's house to fill the one remaining space in the Justin Town Space Mission. Who will be the best astronaut for the job: man, robot or monster?
Minder
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Beer HunterArthur meets up with Yorkie, an old friend from the army, but then loses him. Terry and Arthur have to find him before his wife arrives in London.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 19 - #Sinister MouseThere's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.
Boj
Episode 43 - Happy HarvestersBoj's buddies are off to Mr Cloppity's allotment to harvest their vegetables. When they discover a cheeky slug has eaten them, Boj finds something else for his buddies to harvest!
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 4 - Avoiding The Country SetLionel and Jean take extraordinary steps to avoid the gang - but problems arise when they arrive at their weekend retreat early.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 5Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 41 - JumbleWussywat discovers jumble and how to make a fancy-dress scarecrow.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 3 - Max vs MachineMax finds he can't manipulate the automatic cat feeder the same way he could Betty.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 6 - NoisyThe Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 24th and 25th series of the world's longest-running sitcom.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 4 - Heart Of GarknessMax and Gark find themselves on an unexpected journey through the murky depths of a sewer.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 4 - SnoozicalBecky dreams of starring in the Strange Hill musical production of Scary Poppins, but regresses into fear-filled dreams after being informed she's a terrible singer. Can she defeat The Grackle?
4 O'Clock Club
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the musical children's comedy.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 5 - Imperfect StrangersAfter being ushered away from the university by Janey and her two male friends, Susan and Ben decide to book into a local hotel under fake names and pretend to meet each other again as strangers. As you'd expect, it all goes wrong when Ben enters the wrong room!
Genevieve
Film about two classic car fanatics who, after completing the annual London-to-Brighton run, decide to make the return leg a race.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 4 - Some Enchanted EveningThe unattainable Nora becomes available and Compo presses his suit.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 41 - JumbleWussywat discovers jumble and how to make a fancy-dress scarecrow.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 6 - NoisyThe Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!
Bread
Series 7, Episode 4Aveline is offered the role of a pregnant woman in a film and is now grateful to Oswald for his input! Lilo Lill sets out to find Freddie by visiting some of his favourite people and places...
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 4 - Tea For ThreeWhen a pretty niece of Trigger's arrives in the Nag's Head, Del and Rodney indulge in a little sibling rivalry in an effort to win her fair hand. One of them, however, ends up doing a spot of unscheduled hang-gliding.
Young Man's Fancy
A repeat of this 1939 film.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 6 - MiceDalentrace is infested with mice, Tracey blames Sharon for keeping her bedroom in a mess. Sharon's idea of getting a cat doesn't work quite as planned and Dorien's workman isn't quite who she said he was.
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 4 - Avoiding The Country SetLionel and Jean take extraordinary steps to avoid the gang - but problems arise when they arrive at their weekend retreat early.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 33 - Camping ChaosThe lives of the sheep are disrupted when an unfriendly camper puts up his tent in their field.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 40 - Save The TreeThe sheep's beloved tree is in danger of being cut down for firewood.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 24th and 25th series of the world's longest-running sitcom.
Spot Bots
Episode 2 - Remote ControlLexi is distracted by an old remote control which can control anything.
Zig And Zag
Episode 11 - Happy CampersZig and Zag join the Junior Woodpeckers to get badges, but end up causing havoc on their maiden camping trip.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 17This week's episode featured chutney addiction on Emmerdale, the Knitted Character defacing Peggy Mitchell's campaign posters and Harry chopping his hand off with a cleaver.
In Loving Memory
Series 2, Episode 3 - The HoneymoonersAuntie Ivy is thrilled with Billy's 'young lady', Doreen, and begins thinking of their marriage - but Doreen feels she needs more proof that she and Billy are suited.
The Boy Who Stole A Million
Comedy about a boy who 'borrows' a million from the bank he works at, and is soon chased by both the bank and mobsters.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 6 - CatiquetteGark and Max must pass a series of tests to prove their worth as cats.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 19This week's episode featured a bowl-headed girl on EastEnders, a trumpet made of pork and carton of milk late for school on Coronation Street.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Union TroubleBlakey's latest tactics - early closing of the canteen and sacking its staff - leads Jack to call a strike; but when management offer him a sweetener the union pulls its backing, leaving Stan to strike alone. He initially stages a bus sit-in, but is soon back at home decorating the kitchen.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Northern Lights, FinlandUbercorn is excited to see the Northern Lights, but Glitch's Grunge-Grimbler covers them with smoke.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Brandenburg Gate, GermanyWhen Grandmaster Glitch takes the quadriga from the Brandenburg Gate, the Go Jetters must stop him before he reaches Grim HQ.
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 1 - Finders Keepers?When George finds a lost credit card, he wonders if there might be a reward. Meanwhile, Mildred suspects that another wedding anniversary will go by, forgotten, and Jeffrey is bothered by Tristram's new playmates.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 6 - Rising DampFollowing Chris and Darryl's reincarceration, Tracey wastes no time in going out to look for a new man. But with roles more than a little reversed, Sharon's eagerly fighting Chris's corner. Elsewhere, Dorien's got Marcus right where she wants him.
Zig And Zag
Episode 12 - All Washed UpMayhem ensues when Zig and Zag's washing machine breaks down. What should they do? Take it to the hospital for an emergency operation of course.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 5Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy takes a toyboy and tries to encourage Onslow to become more ardent.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 2, Episode 4 - Some Enchanted EveningThe unattainable Nora becomes available and Compo presses his suit.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 25 - Megahurtz AttacksDanger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 5 - Imperfect StrangersAfter being ushered away from the university by Janey and her two male friends, Susan and Ben decide to book into a local hotel under fake names and pretend to meet each other again as strangers. As you'd expect, it all goes wrong when Ben enters the wrong room!
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 10Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 5Hyacinth calls Richard out of an important meeting when Daddy disappears - apparently to get married!
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
Jeeves And Wooster
Series 1, Episode 3Lord Wickhammersley is always one for a wager but, since he came close to losing the East Wing in a game of shove-halfpenny, Lady Wickhammersley has banned betting at Twing. Bertie does not intend to let this stand in his way at the village Sports Day.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 3 - Rough JusticeJudge Rawley appears to be settling into life on remand, but a theft shows old prejudices haven't entirely been left behind. Fletch and his fellow prisoners soon learn that fair application of the law doesn't always give consistent results.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 11 - The ProdigalThe barber shop's finances are a bit shaky, so Michael offers to lend a hand. His efficiency causes more than a few problems which are solved by a good old-fashioned story-telling session.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 5 - Mammy's GoingWhen Spartacus the old family dog starts looking poorly, the Brown children reluctantly decide the time has come to put her in a home.
John Bishop Live: Rollercoaster Tour
A TV broadcast of stand-up comedian John Bishop's Rollercoaster stage show.
A League Of Their Own
US Road Trip, Out-takes - UnseenTune in for outtakes, pranks and bloopers in this special episode of unseen footage from the lads' US adventure.
The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 8Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 12 - Too YoungDesmond is having trouble sleeping and is advised to take up exercise. At first scornful, his tracksuited contemporary Bert shames him into fitness after beating him easily in a race for the bus.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 1 - Captain CookWith a bit of trickery and abuse of George's sole talent, Blackadder has himself appointed Official War Artist and hopes to be sent to Paris accordingly; however, Field Marshal Haig's plans don't quite tally with the Captain's expectations...
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 3 - Chris Packham, Chris Tarrant, Alice CooperThis week Chris Packham, Chris Tarrant and Alice Cooper try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include Sooty, balloon sculptures and - rather worryingly - the entire human race.
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 1On the panel this week are 'bang tidy' model and actress, Kelly Brook, international pop superstar, Ronan Keating and top stand-up comedian Chris Ramsey.
Rovers
Episode 2 - The Biscuit PlateA fuming Pete finds himself in an awkward situation when he blames the goalie for the defeat.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 5 - CardiganGary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student friends. Then, to cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 3In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Tom Rosenthal, Craig Revel Horwood, Roisin Conaty and US comic Rob Delaney for this show.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Out-takes - Unseen - Vol 2James Corden presents some previously unseen footage from the sports-based panel show.
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 2 - Corporal PunishmentAfter having trouble with the trenches' telephone system, Blackadder is facing a court-martial for disobeying orders; and far more seriously, shooting and eating Melchett's prized pet pigeon, Speckled Jim. Is there any hope for the Captain, or does a firing squad and certain death await?
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 7 - Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne, David O'DohertyThis week Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne and David O'Doherty try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include fake tension in TV shows, flags and confusing loo signs.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 3Flylo ground crew member Taaj Manzoor bumps into Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint, and Customs Officers Roberts and Stewart try to work out what to do with a truly massive drugs haul.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 4In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
Brilliantman!
Slapstick comedy starring Kevin Eldon as a very ordinary man who sees himself as a secret superhero.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 1 - Teacher's PetFollowing a disastrous day promoting Tesco sushi, Tom resolves to begin acting classes - as a teacher. Meanwhile, Jez and Suze rope Linda into looking after a doll as they practice for parenthood; and who should turn up unannounced but Linda's sister, Sugar.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 6 - Rising DampFollowing Chris and Darryl's reincarceration, Tracey wastes no time in going out to look for a new man. But with roles more than a little reversed, Sharon's eagerly fighting Chris's corner. Elsewhere, Dorien's got Marcus right where she wants him.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 2 - StiffLinda and Tom are shocked and confused when they return home after a day's shopping to find Beryl laid in state in their living room. They weren't even aware she'd died!
Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 1Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return for a new series of the topical show. Micky Flanagan, Nathan Caton and Greg Davies are the guests.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 4In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 6 - KevinMaeve Higgins, Josie Long, Bridget Christie, Helen Keen, and Helen Arney conspire in the first ever all-female stand up show on TV, ruined only by backstage interviews with man Stewart Lee.
Safeword
Series 1, Episode 7Dragons' Den's Hilary Devey goes head to head with Big Brother's Brian Belo. The guests are Bobby Mair and Vikki Stone.
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 3Shappi Khorsandi makes her first appearance. She's on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's side. Meanwhile Russell Howard and Andy Parsons have the help of another new Mock the Week guest, Fred MacAulay.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Episode 1 - The Hunt For Tony BlairThe Comic Strip team return for a special 50s-style 'fugitive' film noir spoof. Prime Minister Tony Blair is wanted for murder and is on the run.
Tommy Cooper
Episode 2Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Richard Briers.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 1 - Teacher's PetFollowing a disastrous day promoting Tesco sushi, Tom resolves to begin acting classes - as a teacher. Meanwhile, Jez and Suze rope Linda into looking after a doll as they practice for parenthood; and who should turn up unannounced but Linda's sister, Sugar.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 4, Episode 1With Rich Hall, Lee Mack, Boy George and Big Brother star Nikki Grahame.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 2 - StiffLinda and Tom are shocked and confused when they return home after a day's shopping to find Beryl laid in state in their living room. They weren't even aware she'd died!
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 4, Episode 2With Piers Morgan, Jason Manford, Kirsty Gallacher and Scott Capurro.
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.