Television
TV schedule Saturday 21st May 2016

Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Mystery PongRobert's favourite scientist, Nina, is coming to visit Justin's house. Before the visitor arrives, Justin the detective needs to detect where a mystery pong is coming from.

A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

Sooty
Series 2, Episode 14 - Cow CapersRichard has high hopes of a promotion when he's asked to help out on a local farm. But when Sooty, Sweep and Soo go along to assist, they land him right in it. Guest starring Stu Francis.

'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.

Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 6 - He Ain't HeavyDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include The Diddy Step and there is street magic in Abracamazing.

Counterfeit Cat
Episode 3 - Max vs MachineMax finds he can't manipulate the automatic cat feeder the same way he could Betty.

Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 12 - Anyone For Lizard?Hank can't believe his luck when he is chosen to host a Japanese exchange student.

Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 7Unlikely keep fit guru Keith Fit takes to the water, while hapless fisherman Rod fails to get his wife Annette to notice his latest catch.

Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 13 - The First Date DilemmaHank falls head over heels in love with Zoe, a girl he's met in Mr Rock's additional reading class. Papa Pete advises him to take her on a date...

4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 12 - FlowerAn incredibly rare flower is discovered on the football pitch - but how long will it survive with the 4 O'Clock Club about?

The Likely Lads
Bob discovers that Terry is co-habiting with a Finnish beauty called Christina.

I Know Where I'm Going!
Romantic comedy drama film in which a headstrong woman is marooned on the Isle of Mull en route to her wedding. Stars Wendy Hiller.

Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 1 - Camera CalamityEvery year Hank's school photo matches his school report perfectly - they're both terrible. But this year Hank's making sure his photo is picture perfect - until McKelty ruins it with a fountain of fizzy drink. Can Hank get clean and tidy and back in front of the camera before the photographer leaves? And will Emily get her place at the Institute of Scientific Excellence without her parents messing it up for her?

Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 2 - No Room For TwoIt's Friday afternoon and tomorrow Hank will be in charge of the coolest stall at the school fair - this weekend is going to be amazing! Except Emily's room is being redecorated and she will be sleeping in with Hank until it's done. Plus she's bringing Katherine with her. Maybe this weekend won't be so amazing after all.

Inn For Trouble
Big-screen adventure for ITV's The Larkins family.

Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 4 - Parents EveningIt's Parents Evening at Dockbridge High and the students are feeling nervous - all except for Year 8 pupil Mark.

Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 19 - The SleepoverSomeone is making a mess every night in Justin's house, while Justin always wakes up tired in the morning. They discover that these two things may be related when Mr Maker comes round for a sleepover.

Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 3 - Cow Poo Treasure HuntWhen he's not allowed to hang out at the shopping centre with Frankie and Ashley, Hank decides to show Stan and Rosa just how capable he is by being the first person ever to make it through Ms Adolf's weekend survival camp. Meanwhile, Papa Pete tries to make it through a single day of Emily helping out at the deli.

Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 4 - Head AcheMr Love is leaving and Ms Adolf decides she is the best candidate to be the new head teacher. Meanwhile, Emily announces she is going to home-school herself, much to the horror of Stan and Rosa.

Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 5 - VIPA VIP is visiting Dockbridge High and the pupils are on their best behaviour. A shame the same can't be said for the teachers!

Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hank's HeroHank and Stan are whipped into a frenzy when they hear that new headmaster, Mr Joy - keen to make a splash - is bringing their favourite footballer, Alex Broman to Westbrook Academy for an official visit.

Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 6 - Open DayIt's open day at Westbrook Academy and Hank has big plans to show potential newcomers that not everyone is as boring as McKelty or as mean as Miss Adolf. Mr Joy though, has other ideas...

4 O'Clock Files
Episode 1 - TeamworkMr Bell has been given the task of filming a video prospectus for Elmsmere. His first tricky challenge is to show how well everyone at the school works together.

Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 2 - Uneasy Lies The HeadMartin struggles to deal with Louisa's news. But Louisa is adamant she does not want Martin involved.

The Early Bird
Slapstick comedy starring Norman Wisdom as a milkman for a small, independent dairy who finds his livelihood threatened by a large conglomerate.

Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Curious Tale Of Mr SpearfishLenny Spearfish wasn't having a good life until he agrees to sell his soul to the devil - now he's unbelievably rich and seemingly immortal.

Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 3 - Speed 3Mrs Doyle takes a fancy to new milkman Pat Mustard. After meeting Pat, Ted's sure than not all is as it seems, and sets out to discover just what he's up to. Little does he realise the danger Dougal will face.

Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 1, Episode 5This show has a spectacular musical performance from Katherine Jenkins, who performs Heroes; and mind magic from Colin Cloud. As well as all of this, Robbie Savage plays Send To All, where Michael sends a text message to Robbie's phone book. At the end of the show, Michael gives an unsuspecting florist her moment in the spotlight, in the unmissable 'Unexpected Star'.

Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 4 - The MainlandTed and Dougal take Father Jack to the mainland to get new glasses. Leaving him at the optician, they visit a nearby cave complex and tourist attraction, where they bump into Richard Wilson...

Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 2 - My British BuddyThe Americans have joined the war - finally - and some of them are coming to Walmington. It is decided to celebrate their arrival with a darts match in one of the local pubs. The plan does not go well.

The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 6The super-student team captains are joined by Bobby Lockwood and Louisa Connolly-Burnham from Wolfblood, and comedians Katie Mulgrew and Paul McCaffrey.

The Office
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Ricky Gervais sitcom.

Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.

A League Of Their Own
US Road Trip, Episode 2As James, Jack, Jamie and Freddie's American adventure continues, they go head to head in a batting battle at the home of baseball team the LA Angels.

Play To The Whistle
Series 2, Episode 6The regulars are joined by presenter and journalist Piers Morgan, England rugby star Danny Cipriani and comedian Katherine Ryan.

The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd MargaretTodd takes extreme measures to ensure the dream doesn't come true so he can save the world.

Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 5 - Mammy's GoingWhen Spartacus the old family dog starts looking poorly, the Brown children reluctantly decide the time has come to put her in a home.

Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 2Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers a question on bullying, and sniffs the audience. His guests are Rob Delaney and Tiff Stevenson.

Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 10Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby are joined by Bang On The Money's presenting duo Rickie & Melvin, presenter Ayda Field, comedian Jimmy Carr and the show's regular contestant Gino 'Sheffield' D'Acampo.

Run Fatboy Run
Having previously jilted his fiancée at the altar, Dennis Doyle attempts to win her back by running a marathon.

Peter Kay's Comedy Shuffle
Series 1, Episode 5Peter takes a look back at school holidays as a child, it is singles night down at the Phoenix Club, and Geraldine McQueen meets Sir Paul McCartney.

Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 3Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen.

Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 19 - Terror-noiaSam explains why we're wrong to be so paranoid about terrorism, Neil Kinnock explains why we should be terrified about Brexit, and Bobby Mair looks at the weirdest stories of the week.

The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Plague on Royston VaseyPauline tackles Ross about her job prospects. Butcher Hilary Briss has a spot of bother with one of his special customers.

Very British Problems
Series 2, Episode 2 - FriendsSome of Britain's best-known comedians and famous faces share their anecdotal experiences and observations on the peculiar behaviour of Brits with friends. Britain is officially not very friendly, ranking way down as the 55th friendliest country in the world. While Americans have up to seven close friends, and the French have four, Brits can count their innermost circle on the fingers of... two fingers.

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Dave Gorman Goodish Hits, Highlights Special - Series 2 highlightsThis episode reveals the best bits from Series 2 of Dave Gorman's Modern Life Is Goodish. There are also some
scenes which have never before been seen on British TV.

Steve Coogan: Live 'N Lewd
Steve Coogan performs as a variety of comedy characters in his 1994 stand-up show Live 'N Lewd.

Peter Kay's Comedy Shuffle
Series compiling highlights from Peter Kay's work.

The Windsors
Series 1, Episode 4The family proves itself as 'in touch' as ever as Charles and Camilla try to pass themselves off as lefties.

Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 2Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Gary Delaney, Miles Jupp and Nathan Caton.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 4Jason Manford and Stephen Mangan take part in the game, whilst Tim Key is in Dictionary Corner.

The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.

Northern Lights
Robson Green and Mark Benton return as the competitive brothers-in-law who live in the same street.

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 3 - Political CorrectnessStewart Lee asks whether political correctness really has gone mad.

Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 3 - Speed 3Mrs Doyle takes a fancy to new milkman Pat Mustard. After meeting Pat, Ted's sure than not all is as it seems, and sets out to discover just what he's up to. Little does he realise the danger Dougal will face.

The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 6It's the end of term and Will, Simon, Jay and Neil have the task of organising the School Prom.

Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 4 - Global Financial CrisisStewart comments that it's not easy making a comedy show about a global financial crisis. But he's going to give it a go.

Hoff The Record
Series 2, Episode 3 - DivorceMax and Hoff part company but discover life without each other isn't much better. Meanwhile Max woos a young client whose hell raising behaviour he can't control, while Hoff gets a big-talking manager who promises to get him Shakespeare but signs him up to a celebrity cage fighting contest instead.

Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 4 - The MainlandTed and Dougal take Father Jack to the mainland to get new glasses. Leaving him at the optician, they visit a nearby cave complex and tourist attraction, where they bump into Richard Wilson...

Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Beautiful British Tour Live At The O2
The Pub Landlord brings his 2009 Beautiful British Tour to London's O2.

@elevenish
Episode 10It's the final episode of the series and all the gang are back in the writers' room. Phil Wang looks at BitCoin; Natasia jumps in the bath with Ollie Locke; Nish Kumar puts the case for his own candidacy as US President; and Bobby gets upset because he's not seen Dane's penis.

Au Pair Girls
Sex comedy following four young women arriving in Britain for domestic work.

Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.

Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Christmas Highlights SpecialIn this special Christmas episode, Russell Howard offers up all the best bits from the current series of Good News, alongside previously unseen material.

The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Plague on Royston VaseyPauline tackles Ross about her job prospects. Butcher Hilary Briss has a spot of bother with one of his special customers.

Comedy Store
Michael McIntyre is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show!