TV schedule for 14th May 2016 (full list)

6am (repeat)

The Admiral's Secret

Crooks are after the Admiral's valuable diamond.

6:20am (repeat)

Justin's House

Series 3, Episode 18 - Robert's Memory Chips

Justin needs to fix Robert after his memory chips accidentally come loose.

7:05am (repeat)

Sooty

Series 2, Episode 12 - The Inventions Game

Sooty's latest Inventions take the gang onto a TV game show. Can they win over the show's judge, 'The Boss' or will Sweep throw a bone in the works? Guest starring John Thompson.

7:15am (repeat)

Laxdale Hall

Car owners in a remote Scottish village refuse to pay road taxes untill a proper road has been built.

7:20am (repeat)

A Fine Romance

Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.

7:40am (repeat)

The Joke Machine

Episode 49

This episode's jokers are Birchgrove and St Edmund's.

8:50am (repeat)

Make Me An Offer!

A hard-up antique porcelain dealer attempts to pull off the purchase of a lifetime in search of a near-mythical piece of Wedgwood.

9:10am (repeat)

Jeeves And Wooster. Image shows from L to R: Bertie Wooster (Hugh Laurie), Jeeves (Stephen Fry). Copyright: Picture Partnership Productions

Bertie's back in New York, thoroughly enjoying a quiet, relaxed existence, and working on wooing a young artist by the name of Gwladys Pendlebury. His peace does not look set to last, however, when Tuppy arrives in hope of licencing an old family recipe for soup, and Aunt Agatha turns up equally unannounced with Wooster's twin cousins in tow.

9:15am (repeat)

Diddy TV

Series 1, Episode 5 - Popcorn

Diddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include The Dom Show, Deadly Diddy 60 and Diddymind. Strictly's Bruno Tonioli gives his verdict.

10:15am (repeat)

Counterfeit Cat

Episode 1 - Bin Juice

Max recounts the tale of how he and Gark became internationally famous.

10:25am (repeat)

'Allo 'Allo!

A selection of episodes from the the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.

11:15am (repeat)

Hank Zipzer

Series 1, Episode 10 - I Think I Broke My Dad

Hank ends up in detention with Mr. Rock and soon realises that it's both fun and a way of avoiding his dad.

11:25am (repeat)

Gigglebiz

Series 2, Episode 5

Featuring Rod and Annette - where, as usual, Annette is blissfully unaware of Rod's latest prize catch.

11:40am (repeat)

Hank Zipzer

Series 1, Episode 11 - The Week I Became A Genius

Miss Adolf has prepared a week of punctuation catch-up classes and Hank is incredibly bored. A bit of crafty ego-playing by Mr Rock soon has things taking an inspirational turn!

12:15pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

12:15pm (repeat)

4 O'Clock Club

Series 5, Episode 11 - Date

Clem has never had a Valentine's card. Does Nero dare send her one?

1:55pm (repeat)

Brass Monkey

Comic murder mystery.

2:30pm (repeat)

My Parents Are Aliens

Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.

3pm (repeat)

Millie Inbetween

A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's comedy.

3:35pm (repeat)

Time Gentlemen Please!

The councillors in a small Essex town attempt to deal with its one unemployed dosser.

3:40pm (repeat)

Are You Being Served?

The staff of Grace Bros. take a trip to Costa Plonka while the department is being remodelled.

4pm (repeat)

Justin's House

Series 1, Episode 17 - Cousin Cuddle

The Justin Times announces that cousin Cuddle is coming from Monstovia to stay, while Little Monster is going in exchange. Will Cuddle be easier to control than Little Monster?

5:25pm (repeat)

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

5:45pm (repeat)

Tommy The Toreador

An English seaman stranded in Spain finds himself mixed up in a traditional bull-fight.

5:45pm (repeat)

Horrible Histories

Series 6, Episode 3 - Mardy Mary Queen Of Scots

We follow the young Mary as she stumbles from young girl in Scotland, to Queen in France, back to Queen in Scotland, and finally to Elizabeth I's public enemy no. 1 - with a bit of Queenian Rhapsody thrown in for good measure! Meanwhile across the world we meet silver-nosed Danish scientist Tycho Brahe, and Mr H gives us his unique take on the epic Battle of Lepanto in another History's Craziest Fools.

6:10pm (repeat)

Horrible Histories

Series 6, Episode 10 - Tricky Queen Vicky

This episode follows young Queen Victoria as she marries her true love Albert, and has to put up with the open sewers at the not-so-luxurious Buckingham Palace. Also featuring Australian outlaw Ned Kelly, and the Great Hedge of India.

6:40pm (repeat)

Diddy TV

Series 1, Episode 5 - Popcorn

Diddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include The Dom Show, Deadly Diddy 60 and Diddymind. Strictly's Bruno Tonioli gives his verdict.

7pm (repeat)

Doc Martin

Series 4, Episode 1 - Better The Devil

Since Martin and Louisa both got cold feet on their wedding day, Louisa has left, and Martin has been finding life in Portwenn infuriating.

7pm (repeat)

Room 101

A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Orwellian talk show.

7:30pm (repeat)

You're Only Young Twice!

Comedy amidst the arrivals of both a new rector and new secretary to the Principal, at Scotland's Skerryvore University.

8pm (repeat)

Jonathan Creek

Series 2, Episode 6 - Mother Redcap

A high profile judge is killed despite his round-the-clock police protection. Could Maddy's gothic "pub of death" investigation hold the vital key?

8pm (repeat)

Father Ted

Series 3, Episode 1 - Are You Right There Father Ted?

When Father Crilly upsets the local Chinese community, he's determined to right the misunderstanding in any way he can. Sadly, Dougal, Jack, and luck are always present to conspire against him...

8:30pm (repeat)

Father Ted

Series 3, Episode 2 - Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep

Ted becomes involved with the King of the Sheep competition after betting the entire winter's heating budget on the local champion.

8:30pm (repeat)

Dad's Army

Series 6, Episode 1 - The Deadly Attachment

It is the day the men have been waiting for. When they are asked to watch the crew of a U Boat, they get the chance to meet some Germans face-to-face. But the German Captain has plans to escape, and some names on his list.

8:30pm (repeat)

The Dog Ate My Homework

Series 1, Episode 5

Comedians Dan Antopolski, Chris Martin, Susan Calman and Blue Peter's Radzi Chinyanganya take part in the show.

9pm (repeat)

Gavin & Stacey

A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.

9pm (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 5

Jon Richardson and Bob Mortimer take on Sean Lock and Vic Reeves. Jack Whitehall joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley.

9pm (repeat)

Not Going Out

A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Lee Mack sitcom.

9pm (repeat)

A League Of Their Own

US Road Trip, Episode 1

James Corden has flown Jamie Redknapp, Jack Whitehall and Freddie Flintoff to America for an adventure. The jet-lagged boys hit the bowling alley and take to the field in front of a packed-out crowd at an Oakland Raiders game.

9:20pm
45 min

Play To The Whistle

Series 2, Episode 5

The regulars are joined in this edition by heavyweight boxer David Haye, Dragon's Den star Peter Jones and comedian Sara Pascoe.

9:30pm (repeat)

The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret

Series 3, Episode 5 - The Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret Part 2

Todd lands in the hospital and crashes a car into Alice's restaurant. He tries to get back to Portland before his dream comes to completion.

10pm (repeat)

The Wedding Tackle

The sexual rivalries between a group of friends cause comic chaos during a stag night celebration.

10pm (repeat)

Stand Up Central

Series 1, Episode 4

On tonight's show Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffrey.

10:05pm (repeat)

Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking

TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.

10:15pm (repeat)

Celebrity Juice

Series 15, Episode 9

Joining the panel this week are Strictly judge Craig Revel Horwood, TV royalty Eamonn Holmes and comedian Chris Ramsey.

10:30pm (repeat)

Stand Up Central

Series 1, Episode 5

Russell talks masturbation in the cinema, uniform dating, and answers questions on cannabis and super powers. His guests are Katherine Ryan and Daniel Simonsen.

10:30pm
30 min

Sam Delaney's News Thing

Episode 18 - The BBC: A Nation's Shame?

Sam explains why the BBC is one institution the Tories should dismantle, Neil Hamilton discusses his beef with Nigel Farage, and Bobby Mair visits the North Korean embassy.

11pm (repeat)

The League Of Gentlemen

Series 1, Episode 6 - Escape From Royston Vasey

Mr Chinnery has some bad luck with a calving cow. Edward's local shop receives an unexpected visitor.

11pm (repeat)

Very British Problems

Series 2, Episode 1 - School

The show remembers sex education classes, the horror of mouldy PE kits, and how we became a nation of binge drinkers. While Catherine Tate remembers her first kiss, James Corden recalls his extreme pubic hair anxiety.

11pm (repeat)

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Dave Gorman Goodish Hits, Highlights Special - Series 1 highlights

The stand-out bits from Dave Gorman's sublime comedy series in which he shares wry observations on modern life's little quirks. Stay tuned for some previously unseen clips.

11pm (repeat)

The Inbetweeners

A repeat-run of the entire second series of the E4 sitcom.

11:10pm (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 6

Sean Lock and Jason Manford go up against guest captain Sarah Millican, and Jonathan Ross. Bill Bailey joins Susie Dent while Rachel Riley looks after the letters and the numbers.

11:30pm (repeat)

Au Pair Girls

Sex comedy following four young women arriving in Britain for domestic work.

11:40pm (repeat)

Eddie Izzard: Force Majeure

TV broadcast of highlights from Eddie Izzard's 2013 DVD release, Force Majeure.

11:50pm (repeat)

Peter Kay's Comedy Shuffle

Series 1, Episode 4

In this episode The Ice Cream Man Cometh, Peter has a brief chat with Alan Carr, and Brian Potter and Andy Pipkin sing 500 Miles accompanied by a star studded cast.

Midnight (repeat)

Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley

TV broadcast of Lee Evans live at Wembley in 2002, unleashing his latest material to a giddy crowd.

Midnight (repeat)

Hoff The Record

Series 2, Episode 2 - Rehab

Always thinking about ways to make cash, Max checks Hoff into rehab - with potentially fatal results.

12:15am (repeat)

Father Ted

Series 3, Episode 1 - Are You Right There Father Ted?

When Father Crilly upsets the local Chinese community, he's determined to right the misunderstanding in any way he can. Sadly, Dougal, Jack, and luck are always present to conspire against him...

12:40am (repeat)

Not Going Out

A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Lee Mack sitcom.

12:50am (repeat)

Father Ted

Series 3, Episode 2 - Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep

Ted becomes involved with the King of the Sheep competition after betting the entire winter's heating budget on the local champion.

1:05am (repeat)

Northern Lights

Robson Green and Mark Benton return as the competitive brothers-in-law who live in the same street.

1:25am (repeat)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Series 5 (Channel 4: Series 6), Episode 5

Jon Richardson and Bob Mortimer take on Sean Lock and Vic Reeves. Jack Whitehall joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley.

2:30am (repeat)

Desmond's

A selection of episodes from the third series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.

2:30am (repeat)

Rhod Gilbert And The Cat That Looked Like Nicholas Lyndhurst

Welsh wonder Rhod Gilbert performs his acclaimed stand-up show at the Hammersmith Apollo.

2:30am (repeat)

@elevenish

Episode 9

Jamie Demetriou seeks out insults on the street; Jack Carroll pitches some new shows; Ivo Graham talks about Leicester City Football Club; and the team have their own take on YouTube pranksters.

2:35am (repeat)

Live At The Electric

Series 2, Episode 5

Two Episodes of Mash's astronauts make an unscheduled stop on their way to the rocket, Antonio explains how to deal with any competition to his intended conquests and headmaster accidentally eats a piglet in WitTank presents The School.

2:45am (repeat)

The League Of Gentlemen

Series 1, Episode 6 - Escape From Royston Vasey

Mr Chinnery has some bad luck with a calving cow. Edward's local shop receives an unexpected visitor.

3:05am (repeat)

Live At The Electric

Series 2, Episode 6

It's all-out gang warfare for Totally Tom, Daveutio is alarmed by Sharonetti's new hair-do in The Only Way Is Shakespeare, and Marcel Lucont has some French poetry to share with us.

3:20am (repeat)