Television
TV schedule Saturday 30th April 2016
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 26 - Chicken & EggThe Bottom Knocker Street kids join forces to hide a giant chicken and egg without using a single egg pun. Eggciting or what?
6:15am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 31 - Big Trouble In Little CowdreyCouncillor Cowdrey's internal nastiness escapes from his body in the shape of a small boy.
6:20am
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 4 - Royal VisitJustin, Robert and Little Monster prepare for a special visit from the king, but will Justin's house be fun enough to get the royal seal of approval? Guest starring Chris Jarvis and Pui Fan Lee.
7am
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Blandings
A selection of episodes from the second series of the P. G. Wodehouse comedy.
7:05am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Early NightRichard plans an early night in preparation for Mr Slater's fitness class. But when Sooty's pet mouse escapes, and Sweep loses his favourite bone, his hopes of a good night's sleep look set for disaster.
7:40am
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8:30am
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Horrible Science
A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's comedy.
8:30am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by Jimmy Carr, Chris Packham and Kimberly Walsh.
9:15am
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Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 3 - AngelDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. They present their very own dating show and Diddy Stampy Longnose turns up to watch the programmes.
10:10am
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Boj
Episode 41 - Adventure CampWhen Cousin Hoj joins Boj and his buddies on adventure camp, everyone has trouble making friends with him. Boj has a fun boj-a-boom idea to make Hoj fit in with his friends.
10:45am
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Private's Progress
Film starring Ian Carmichael as a young undergraduate who is conscripted into the British Army.
11am
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Carry On Dick
Sid James and Barbara Windsor go out in style in their last Carry On film, based on the legend of Dick Turpin.
11:05am
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The Green Man
A hapless vacuum cleaner salesman stumbles upon a professional hitman's plot to kill a leading public figure.
11:15am
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 6 - The War Of WordsRosa decides that Stan and Hank need to bond more. She signs them up for the school debate competition while she pairs up with Emily.
11:25am
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11:40am
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Day I Flunked ChemistryHank thinks new boy Ben is totally cool, and is amazed to discover that the feeling is mutual. But will Ben feel the same if he finds out about Hank's learning difficulties? Hank isn't willing to take the risk and so decides not to tell him. That plan has disastrous consequences when Hank misreads an experiment, leading to the gassing of Ms Adolf and the evacuation of the science block.
12:15pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 9 - BabysittingNero is left at home to look after Amber - but trouble comes when Amber decides she doesn't want to be babysat.
12:35pm
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
12:40pm
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The Big Job
After their release from prison, an inept gang of bank robbers attempt to recover the proceeds of the Big Job that got them 15 years.
1pm
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Chalet Girl
Pretty tomboy Kim flips burgers to support herself and her dad. However, when she flukes a winter-long catering job in the Alps life changes.
1:15pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of six Christmas specials from Britain's longest-running sitcom.
1:40pm
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The Almost Impossible Gameshow
Series 2, Episode 4Challenges this time include Candle Scream, Dizzy Hurdle and the all-new Shock Roulette.
2pm
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Trouble Brewing
An eager newspaper worker goes undercover to expose a gang of counterfeiters.
2:25pm
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Nothing But The Best
An ambitious estate agent is determined to crawl his way to the top of British society and enlists a rogue aristocrat for help.
2:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3pm
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4 O'Clock Club
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the musical children's comedy starring Doc Brown.
3:10pm
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Boj
Episode 41 - Adventure CampWhen Cousin Hoj joins Boj and his buddies on adventure camp, everyone has trouble making friends with him. Boj has a fun boj-a-boom idea to make Hoj fit in with his friends.
3:30pm
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St Trinian's 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gold
The girls of St Trinian's are back - and this time they're racing a secretive, corrupt organisation to discover pirate treasure.
4pm
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Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 13 - Robert Gets ConvertedRobert has invented a converter which changes the sounds of things. Unfortunately he falls into his contraption and ends up talking gobbledygook. Will anyone come and save the day?
6:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 12 - Round And Round Went The Great Big WheelThe platoon are called upon to help work on a camp which is testing a new weapon, a huge wheel. While at first their work is not so glamorous, they soon find themselves trying to stop the weapon when it goes haywire - by Pike's home-made portable radio.
7pm
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Room 101
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Orwellian talk show.
7:05pm55 min
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 1, Episode 3This week includes musical performances from Rod Stewart and James Morrison, comedy from Romesh Ranganathan, and a jaw-dropping performance from Extreme Flamenco Fusion dancers, Los Vivancos. Michael plays Celebrity Send To All with Dragons' Den star Peter Jones and makes the dreams come true of an unsuspecting electrician in Unexpected Star.
8:30pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 3The super-student team captains are joined by Britain's Got Talent winner Ashleigh Butler, who also presents Who Let The Dogs Out? Also, School of Silence's Miss Adventure - Susan Calman, DNN's Mawaan Rizwan and comedian Dan Wright from 4 O'Clock Club.
9pm
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The Office
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Ricky Gervais sitcom.
9pm
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Jason Manford Live: First World Problems
TV broadcast of Jason Manford's 2014 live stand-up DVD, First World Problems.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:15pm45 min
Play To The Whistle
Series 2, Episode 3The regulars are joined by chat show host Jonathan Ross, former footballer and TV presenter Chris Kamara and Coronation Street star Jack P Shepherd.
9:30pm
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The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Decisions Of Todd MargaretTodd must stay in London to clean up his mess. He goes to the Houses of Parliament and his déjà vu is coming in waves now. His girlfriend tells him to recreate his dream by eating too much Indian food.
9:40pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 3 - iMammy (Batteries Not Included)With Dermot and Maria's baby due very soon, Agnes is excited about the prospect of having a new Brown in the house.
10pm
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The Football's On
Series 3, Episode 15Comedians Dave Johns, Ian Moore and Keith Dover join Ian Stone to mull over the week's major football news.
10:15pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 7 - 80s SpecialKeith Lemon hosts a special 80s-themed episode of the comedy panel show in honour of his birthday. Team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by regular panellist Gino D'Acampo, pop superstar Billy Ocean, TV presenter Myleene Klass and Gremlins star Zach Galligan.
10:30pm30 min
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 16 - Labour's Racist RebrandSam looks at the Labour party's bold new foray into anti-semitism while Labour MP Rupa Huq does her best to defend it, and the panel gets heated over police complicity in the Hillsborough cover-up.
11pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 4Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Kevin Bridges and Rebecca Front. Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty and Susie Dent is in Dictionary Corner with Joe Lycett.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 4Dara O Briain and the team skilfully pass around the week's news before shooting on goal with guests Rob Beckett, Susan Calman, Hal Cruttenden and Romesh Ranganathan.
11pm
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Bill Hicks: Revelations
Bill Hicks's acclaimed follow up to Relentless.
11:50pm
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Peter Kay's Comedy Shuffle
Series 1, Episode 2This episode includes Peter's thoughts on dipping biscuits, embarrassing bodies and he's still struggling to find his way to Amarillo.
12:40am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
1am
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Greg Davies Live: Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog
TV broadcast of Greg Davies Edinburgh Comedy Award-nominated debut 2010 solo stand-up show.
1:10am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
1:35am
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Doctor At Large
Episode 18 - A Little Help From My FriendsWhen Upton suddenly finds himself in sole charge of Dr. Griffin's practice, Collier and Stuart-Clark are only too willing to help out. But their well-meant efforts drive Upton to advertise for a replacement.
2:05am
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Flowers
A repeat-run of the entire first series of the comedy starring Julian Barratt and Olivia Colman.
2:20am50 min version (repeat)
QI
Series I, Christmas Special - IceA Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Brian Blessed.
2:20am
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@elevenish
Episode 7Brett Domino sings about Benedict Cumberbatch; Cherry Innocence is joined by a fellow vlogger to discuss festival season; Bobby Mair talks to striking junior doctors; Ellie White gives her own take on The Thick Of It; and Jamie Demetriou interrogates the public about music outside St. Paul's Cathedral.
2:30am
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Trigger Happy TV
A selection of episodes from the second series of the hidden-camera comedy.
2:30am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 6 - Royston Vasey and the Monster from HellThe nosebleed epidemic claims a distinguished victim, and the Legz Akimbo Theatre Company misjudge the public mood.
3:10am
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Rex The Runt
Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.
3:10am60 min version (repeat)
QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
3:20am
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The Office
Series 1, Episode 1 - DownsizeDavid Brent is informed by Head Office that his Slough branch of Wernham Hogg paper merchants might be closed down. David's deep rooted need to be popular triumphs over realism and he immediately promises the staff there will be no redundancies.
3:25am
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Comedy Central At Just For Laughs
Episode 2Rich Hall, Russell Kane, Tim Minchin, Mark Watson, Joe Lycett, Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy and Kristen Schall all feature at the world famous Montreal comedy festival.