Television
TV schedule Thursday 28th April 2016
6am
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Doctor At Large
Episode 16 - It's All In The MindGranted that in medicine there will always be a certain amount of rivalry, Upton finds it's going too far when his patients are pinched - not by another doctor, but by Mrs. Watt, the witch!
6:20am
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 2 - Bustin GroovesRobert invites supercool pop star Bustin Grooves to lunch, but no matter what they do, Bustin just won't sing. Guest starring Darren Hart.
7:10am
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Sorry!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Bells for Uncle BarstableTim pursues his piano teacher, Miss Clanger, while trying to solve the riddle left in a note from his dead Uncle Barstable.
7:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 17 - The Hang GliderThe Farmer has a thrilling new hobby - however it's not as easy as it looks! When the Farmer gets stuck in a tree Bitzer comes to his rescue, leaving Shaun and the Flock to get to grips with the airborne contraption.
7:30am
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Boj
Episode 19 - Robot RecyclerWhile waiting for Mr Cloppity to pick up the recycling, Boj gets Rupa playing with it, making junk robots and rag rope. When Mr Cloppity's buggy gets stuck in the mud, the friends come to the rescue with their robots and rope. But with all of the recycling made into new toys, there is nothing left to recycle.
7:45am
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 3 - Living Together, But Where?Jean and Lionel decide the time has come for them to begin living together. However, there is some confusion about who is to go and live with whom! Will they end up still living apart?
8:25am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
8:55am
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Immaculate ContraptionArthur appears to be suffering from the wrath of God after flogging a dodgy motor to Sister Angelica, a trusting nun.
8:55am
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 1 - ParentologyMartha feels ignored by her workaholic mother so Jas helps her to rebel to get noticed.
9am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:25am
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9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 14 - High And LowThe Twirlywoos learn about high and low when they watch a lady trying to hang a mirror at the right height. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives them a seesaw to play with.
9:50am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Black HandAce detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.
10:55am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
11am
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Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 6Mum and Dad struggle to put things right between them, but Karen is unimpressed by their behaviour.
11:40am
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
12:10pm
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 1 - ParentologyMartha feels ignored by her workaholic mother so Jas helps her to rebel to get noticed.
12:25pm
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Sorry!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Bells for Uncle BarstableTim pursues his piano teacher, Miss Clanger, while trying to solve the riddle left in a note from his dead Uncle Barstable.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 6 - Will Stella Find True Love With Norris Fairburn?When Clegg and Truly tell Hobbo that local serial groom Norris Fairburn is free again, he decides that Norris would be an ideal husband for Stella.
1pm
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Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - If They Could See Us Now.....!The Trotters now live the high life but with the American Stock Market about to crash, how will they keep their money? Having lost all and having to live back in their Peckham flat Del decides to enter a new TV Game Show "The Goldrush" to try and win some money back.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 14 - High And LowThe Twirlywoos learn about high and low when they watch a lady trying to hang a mirror at the right height. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives them a seesaw to play with.
1:40pm
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Terry & June
Series 9, Episode 3 - They Also ServeJune and Beattie team up as caterers, but when Malcolm insists his wife backs out of the venture, June is left to cope single-handedly with an important dinner given by Sir Dennis. Enter Terry the butler.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 2 - The Essex PatientTracey's enthusiasm for the cleaning business is not shared by Sharon, who is feeling distinctly under the weather.
2:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 3 - Living Together, But Where?Jean and Lionel decide the time has come for them to begin living together. However, there is some confusion about who is to go and live with whom! Will they end up still living apart?
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 17 - The Hang GliderThe Farmer has a thrilling new hobby - however it's not as easy as it looks! When the Farmer gets stuck in a tree Bitzer comes to his rescue, leaving Shaun and the Flock to get to grips with the airborne contraption.
3:10pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 18 - The Shadow PlayIt's bedtime for Timmy but he's overtired and his Mum can't get him to sleep. Nothing seems to calm him until Shaun accidentally makes a shadow puppet on the wall. They put on a puppet show to help Timmy get to sleep. As the drama unfolds the audience see more than they bargained for.
3:20pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
3:20pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 3 - JobsworthZig and Zag discover the joys of 'buying stuff', but to buy stuff you need money, and to get money you need a job!
3:40pm
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4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:10pm
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Doctor At Large
Episode 17 - Cynthia DarlingLittle Cynthia is delicate. At least according to her mother. And her mother is determined that what Cynthia needs is plenty of visits from the doctor - especially from that handsome Doctor Upton.
4:30pm30 min
4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 10 - CardiganNero has to stop Bell becoming deputy head - and he thinks the best alternative candidate is Dexter.
4:50pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 11 - The LodgerBetween decimalisation and inflation the Butlers are feeling the pinch. Blakey suggests the family take in a lodger - and he happens to know someone who's looking. Unfortunately for Stan, there's no spare bedroom at home...
5:20pm
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George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 9 - My Husband Next DoorWith the Fourmiles on holiday for the week, Mildred has been entrusted with the key so that she may water their plants. Lucky timing for George as his television has just stopped working. But Mildred's keen that their money is not spent on a repair or replacement, but redecorating their sitting room...
5:35pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 14Keith Fitt discovers how difficult it is being a newsreader, while loveable Humphrey enters a village show.
6pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 11 - An Inspector StaysThe police want to use Tracey and Sharon's home for a surveillance operation.
6pm
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Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 6Mum and Dad struggle to put things right between them, but Karen is unimpressed by their behaviour.
6pm10 min
Zig And Zag
Episode 4 - ZollercoasterZig and Zag accidentally create the worlds scariest roller coaster, all for a 'high-speed mid-ride' photo!
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 6 - Will Stella Find True Love With Norris Fairburn?When Clegg and Truly tell Hobbo that local serial groom Norris Fairburn is free again, he decides that Norris would be an ideal husband for Stella.
6:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
6:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Hamster EffectBrunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 13A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show, and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III.
7:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 7 - Let There Be LightRichard shows that he has a way with electricity when he is pressed into service at the church hall.
7:20pm
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Still Open All Hours
Pilot, Episode 1 - Still Open All HoursGranville attempts to get a date with old flame Mavis without her terrifying sister Madge finding out; Leroy shuns the old delivery bike and finds an altogether more attractive way to deliver the orders; and a sneaky new plan to shift a lot of anchovy paste has some rather surprising side effects.
8pm
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Only Fools And Horses
The Final Specials, Christmas Special - Strangers On The ShoreWith the family fortune squandered, Del and Rodney set off for France to attend a memorial service in memory of Uncle Albert's old shipmates from the war. On the way back the Trotters pick up some rather unexpected cargo!
9pm
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Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 3 - FuneralAbbey Grove is rocked by the death of one of their staff.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 5Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Max Keiser and Tony Law.
9:05pm
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Calling All Cars
Comedy documentary, pivoting on the Dover Harbour Car terminal.
9:35pm
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The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Caroline Aherne sitcom.
9:35pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 6 - Shedding At The WeddingArkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...
10pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series L, Episode 9 - Ladies & GentlemenWith Sue Perkins, Ross Noble and Australian novelist Kathy Lette.
10pm60 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 7 - 80s SpecialKeith Lemon hosts a special 80s-themed episode of the comedy panel show in honour of his birthday. Team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by regular panellist Gino D'Acampo, pop superstar Billy Ocean, TV presenter Myleene Klass and Gremlins star Zach Galligan.
10pm30 min
Flowers
Series 1, Episode 5The Flower family are caught in a storm as Maurice makes a final bid to tell the truth. Deborah reconsiders her marriage, while Amy makes a devastating discovery. Thankfully Shun has a plan to save the family - he just needs someone to listen.
10pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 1 - Yesterday's JamThe unloved, ignored, socially-awkward Roy and Moss make up the I.T. department of Reynholm Industries. Their world is shattered by the arrival of Jen, a new 'relationship manager'.
10:30pm60 min
The Football's On
Series 3, Episode 15Comedians Dave Johns, Ian Moore and Keith Dover join Ian Stone to mull over the week's major football news.
10:30pm30 min
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Decisions Of Todd MargaretTodd must stay in London to clean up his mess. He goes to the Houses of Parliament and his déjà vu is coming in waves now. His girlfriend tells him to recreate his dream by eating too much Indian food.
10:30pm60 min
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 16, Episode 9 - Piers Morgan, Susanna Reid, Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie, Paul Bettany, Hugh Grant, Simon Helberg, Laura MvulaAlan is joined by Good Morning Britain presenters Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid who chat about the ITV1 show. Marvel's Captain America: Civil War stars Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie and Paul Bettany discuss the highly-anticipated film. Hugh Grant and Simon Helberg talk about their new film Florence Foster Jenkins, while Laura Mvula performs her new single Phenomenal Woman live in the studio.
10:30pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 2 - Calamity JenThe team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has a sudden attack of kleptomania, and Jen's new shoes are two sizes too small.
10:40pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - A Victory For DemocracyFacing growing pressure from the White House, Jim hears word of potential trouble on the small Indian Ocean island of St. George's. With the Foreign Office unwilling to even reveal to the Foreign Secretary what exactly is going on, Hacker's left in a quandry.
10:50pm30 min
@elevenish
Episode 7Brett Domino sings about Benedict Cumberbatch; Cherry Innocence is joined by a fellow vlogger to discuss festival season; Bobby Mair talks to striking junior doctors; Ellie White gives her own take on The Thick Of It; and Jamie Demetriou interrogates the public about music outside St. Paul's Cathedral.
11pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 5Charlie Brooker, Jedward, Lorraine Kelly and Micky Flanagan thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 4Dara O Briain hosts the topical comedy show. Featuring guests Rob Beckett, Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan and Tiff Stevenson.
11:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's DayArkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.
11:20pm
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Camping
Episode 5To celebrate Robin's birthday, the gang put on a talent show, but the festivities are interrupted when Adam and Kerry clash over his flirtation with Fay.
11:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 7Miles Jupp, Carl Donnelly and Ava Vidal join Dara, Hugh, Andy and Chris.
11:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 6Micky Flanagan, Hari Kondabolu, Tess Daly and Krishnan Guru-Murthy join Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to delve into the world of polls.
11:55pm
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Camping
Episode 6The holiday from hell draws to a close as Adam falls off the wagon and Robin's party descends into substance abuse, blazing rows and awkward sexual encounters.
Midnight
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
12:05am
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Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Cult comedy in which Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer present some very surreal comedy.
12:10am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 11 - An Inspector StaysThe police want to use Tracey and Sharon's home for a surveillance operation.
12:15am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 4Russell looks at Obama getting beat in the US mid term elections, the John Lewis Christmas advert and The Matrix... with chickens...
12:35am
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The Comic Strip Presents...
Episode 1 - Red TopComic fantasy telling the story of Rebekah, an innocent and beguiling Northern girl who accidentally becomes Chief Executive of News International and gets caught up in a seventies Watergate-style scandal.
12:55am60 min version (repeat)
1:10am
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Trigger Happy TV
A selection of episodes from the first series of the hidden camera comedy.
1:20am
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Plebs
Series 3, Episode 5 - The CrimewaveAs a crime wave sweeps the city, the boys join a Roman military fitness class to protect themselves on the streets. Flavia introduces some dubious new security measures at work. Grumio starts dating Agatha, a talented baker, who may well be a feeder.
1:25am
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Minder
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Immaculate ContraptionArthur appears to be suffering from the wrath of God after flogging a dodgy motor to Sister Angelica, a trusting nun.
1:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 20Steve Shanyaski talks Lancashire orgasms, Addy van der Borgh is booze free, Simon Evans lives in Brighton and Danny Slim Gray was a rude bus driver.
1:45am
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@elevenish
Episode 7Brett Domino sings about Benedict Cumberbatch; Cherry Innocence is joined by a fellow vlogger to discuss festival season; Bobby Mair talks to striking junior doctors; Ellie White gives her own take on The Thick Of It; and Jamie Demetriou interrogates the public about music outside St. Paul's Cathedral.
1:50am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 7 - Home-Made SaunaDeborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.
1:55am
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Mock The Week
Series 13, Christmas SpecialThe regulars test out Christmas products, reminisce about yuletide visits to A & E, a long living goldfish and harps. There's also the customary out-takes reel, a seasonal Scenes We'd Like To See and Hugh Dennis voicing a royal newsreel.
2:20am
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Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Cult comedy in which Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer present some very surreal comedy.
2:30am
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Sean Lock: Stand Up
Sean Lock, one of Britain's favourite comedians and star of 8 Out Of 10 Cats shares his live show, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo in 2008.
2:30am
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Mock The Week
Series 12, Christmas SpecialJosh Widdicombe, Milton Jones, Ed Byrne, Stewart Francis and Katherine Ryan are amongst the comedians offering up festive jokes.
2:50am
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Bellamy's People
Episode 1Hapless radio talk-show host Gary Bellamy steps onto the small screen, into his Triumph Stag "personality vehicle" and travels the length and breadth of the land meeting the people of Britain and trying to find out what makes them tick.
3:05am
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
3:05am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 4Russell looks at Obama getting beat in the US mid term elections, the John Lewis Christmas advert and The Matrix... with chickens...