Television
TV schedule Saturday 2nd April 2016
Bottom Knocker Street
Childrens' comedy series about four kids who dream of turning a nearby patch of waste ground into a city farm.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 1 - HottyspottyitisEvery time Justin and Little Monster sneeze something messy happens in Justin's house. Helped by a doctor download, Robert does his best to cure the pair of their Hottyspottyitis.
Carry On Loving
Chaos ensues when the Carry On gang run a marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid Bliss and Sophie Plummer, seem to only match the most unlikely couples.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 5 - CaringSharon and Tracey arrange to take care of their Aunt Sylvie after a fall leaves her hospitalised.
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
Sorry!
A selection of four episodes of the Ronnie Corbett sitcom.
Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 6 - Appreciation SocietyTracey and Sharon decide to change places as each believes the other's job is far easier than their own. Meanwhile next door neighbour Dorien is getting threatening letters and is very worried...
Fun At St. Fanny's
Comedy starring Fred Emney and Cardew Robinson as headmaster and overgrown pupil at a boarding school.
The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 8Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Boj
Episode 25 - Denzil's Lost TeddyDenzil has lost his treasured teddy bear, Snugsy. The Twitchlets have Snugsy, and they won't give him back! How can Boj get him back to Denzil and keep the Twitchlets happy?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 46 - Neighbourly BeanAs Mr Bean settles down to watch his favourite TV programme he hears loud noises from next door. He moves from house to garden but can't escape the relentless racket of trumpets, electric drills and screaming babies. Mr Bean's mind turns to thoughts of revenge.
The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 1 - Two Ronnies Become OneNew and exclusive to Gold, a charming insight into the life and work of one of the UK's favourite double acts begins with the story of how they came together.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!
Carry On Cleo
The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra. Caesar's plan goes awry when Antony is captivated by Cleopatra.
The Two Ronnies
A selection of eight episodes of the classic sketch show.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 24Acrobatic troupe the Berrito Brothers show off their weight-lifting skills, intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson goes in search of the furry-footed fishing bear, wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets sheep and goats mixed up and gardener Will Barrow finds all sorts of animals hiding in his wheelbarrow.
Carry On Matron
Medical-based comedy from the Carry On team. A gang plan to raid a maternity hospital to steal a gigantic stock of birth control pills.
The Almost Impossible Gameshow
Series 1, Highlights Special - Best BitsA collection of 'best bits' from the series.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 5 - ZombieClem's freaks out when she thinks Nero has sent her a CD of love songs. And Lizzie thinks Dexter has invited her to a zombie apocalypse.
The Crowded Day
Comic drama set in a central London department store in the run-up to Christmas.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Boj
Episode 25 - Denzil's Lost TeddyDenzil has lost his treasured teddy bear, Snugsy. The Twitchlets have Snugsy, and they won't give him back! How can Boj get him back to Denzil and keep the Twitchlets happy?
Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 5 - Bake That CakeIt is Bake A Cake Day in Justin Town and Justin decides to give Robert a treat for all his hard work. He needs the help of Little Monster and all his friends to make sure that Robert does not see the cake before it is ready.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 46 - Neighbourly BeanAs Mr Bean settles down to watch his favourite TV programme he hears loud noises from next door. He moves from house to garden but can't escape the relentless racket of trumpets, electric drills and screaming babies. Mr Bean's mind turns to thoughts of revenge.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!
Perry And Croft: Made In Britain
Episode 2 - A Touch Of ClassThis episode examines British attitudes towards class and social status.
Horrible Science
Episode 10 - Vicious VegFlesh-eating plants and dancing flowers are featured in this week's show.
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the third series of the comic historical saga.
The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 1 - Two Ronnies Become OneNew and exclusive to Gold, a charming insight into the life and work of one of the UK's favourite double acts begins with the story of how they came together.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 1 - Good Luck, Father TedWhen he receives a call from a television producer, Father Ted thinks he may have spied a route to fame, fortune, and an escape from Craggy Island.
The Two Ronnies
Series 5, Episode 3Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 2 - Entertaining Father StoneFather Stone, a priest even more boring than Dougal is stupid, is paying his annual visit - and he doesn't have to get back to his Parish for a few weeks...
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 8 - All Is Safety Gathered InAfter a near-death experience, Hodges resolves to be kinder to everyone. This includes Captain Mainwaring, who has decided to have the platoon assist a farmer friend of Godfrey's to gather in the annual wheat harvest.
You're Back In The Room
Series 2, Episode 3The only thing standing between the contestants and the cash is their own minds - because the contestants have all been hypnotised. Featuring celebrity guests Joey Essex and Carl Fogarty.
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
The One...
Episode 1 - The One RonnieRonnie Corbett takes centre stage in this all-star sketch show to mark his 80th birthday.
John Le Mesurier: It's All Been Rather Lovely
BBC Two celebrates the life and work of Dad's Army star John Le Mesurier.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom by and starring James Corden and Ruth Jones.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 10, Episode 13 - Kit Harington, Frankie Boyle, Anna Friel, Tinie TempahJonathan Ross welcomes Game of Thrones heartthrob Kit Harington, controversial comedian Frankie Boyle, award-winning actress Anna Friel and the chart-topping Tinie Tempah, who will be chatting and performing in the studio.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 5Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and David Mitchell. Nick Helm is in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty.
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Two RonniesMixing archive interviews with footage from their much-loved sketch show, The Interviews presents a profile of Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker - in their own words.
Quartet
Comedy about the residents of a retirement home for retired operatic artistes, directed by Dustin Hoffman.
Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 3This time, celebrity chef Gino D'Acampo stands in for Holly as team captain opposite Fearne Cotton, as comedian Paddy McGuinness, Coronation Street's Shayne Ward, reality star Charlotte Crosby and presenter Caroline Flack join the panel.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 12 - Steel, King Of MetalsSam explains why everyone is suddenly really into steel, former Ukipper Janice Atkinson MEP claims that the BBC have stitched her up, and Bobby Mair goes to 'no-go area' Brixton.
Hot Fuzz
Hit comedy film from Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright. PC Nicholas Angel transfers from London's Met Police to the sleepy village of Sandford.
Dylan Moran: What It Is
Stand-up show starring Black Books star Dylan Moran. Recorded in Australia.
Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 1 - Why Are There Still Chickens?Dave Gorman flips his lid and his laptop open to ponder modern life. Dave conducts a live experiment with over a thousand eggs!
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Out-takes - Unseen Vol 2More never-before-seen footage of James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff, Jack Whitehall and their guests on the cheeky sports-themed panel show.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Highlights Special - ExtraA selection of previously unseen bits and highlights from the series in which Lee Mack tested random bits of trivia with a selection of guests.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 4 (Channel 4: Series 5), Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests David Baddiel and Trevor Noah. Joey Essex is in Dictionary Corner while Alex Horne and The Horne Section help Rachel Riley.
The Trip
The Trip, Episode 5 - The Yorke ArmsSteve and Rob visit the world famous Malham limestone pavement, before eating at The Yorke Arms.
Can You Keep It Up For A Week?
Infamous 1974 sex comedy, starring Jeremy Bulloch as walking disaster-area Gil.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 2, Episode 7With Alan Carr, Carol Thatcher, Jessica Stevenson and Ulrika Jonsson.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Beast Of Royston VaseyThe schoolchildren get a visit from the incompetent Legz Akimbo Theatre Company and the Denton children get cousin Benjamin in more trouble than he can possibly imagine.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 3, Episode 1With Ulrika Jonsson, David Baddiel, Alan Carr and Appentice reality star Ruth Badger.
Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 11 - May The Best Man...Michael gets himself into trouble when he steals Danny's girlfriend at a party.
Bottom
Series 3, Episode 2 - TerrorHedgehog and Spudgun visit for a Halloween party. It's only a matter of time before Richie decides to summon the dark lord and exchange his soul for an eternity of sex and money...
Lee Nelson Live
TV broadcast of Lee Nelson's first live stand-up DVD.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 1 - Why Are There Still Chickens?Dave Gorman flips his lid and his laptop open to ponder modern life. Dave conducts a live experiment with over a thousand eggs!
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 4 - Jason ByrneJason Byrne performs in his hometown of Dublin. Milton Jones and Rob Rouse provide sterling support.
Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 8Elis James and John Robins discuss the Battle of Waterloo (stars Vicky Pattison and Hugh Dennis), and Tom Parry tells us about Arthur Conan Doyle becoming Sherlock (stars Bradley Walsh).
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 1, Episode 1Harry takes a road safety campaign to Emmerdale with special guest Alvin Stardust. Plus, Tony Blackburn is lost.
Dara O'Briain Live At The Theatre Royal
Stand-up comedy from Dara O'Briain. An hour of highlights from the comedian's 2006 routine.
The Trip
The Trip, Episode 5 - The Yorke ArmsSteve and Rob visit the world famous Malham limestone pavement, before eating at The Yorke Arms.