Television
TV schedule Thursday 31st March 2016

4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 6 - CourtroomMrs Goodman establishes a kids' court - but can Nero escape the law to make a dance video with his crew?

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 17 - Table Mountain, South AfricaGlitch wants to ski, so the grimbots give Table Mountain a snowy peak, which threatens its rare plants.

My Family
Series 11, Episode 9 - Darts All, FolksBen discovers that he is not quite the darts player his father was, and Susan discovers that her new personal trainer is not quite fit for purpose.

dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 5 - GambleTony and Bren arrive at work together, causing much scandalous rumour amongst the girls. And a bet they'll "get it on" before Christmas.

Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Ginger ManWhy is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Christmas Special - A Royal FlushRodney meets an upper-crust young lady selling paintings down the market and they instantly hit it off. However, when Del finds out that she's Lady Victoria of Malebury, whose father is a cousin of the Queen, he begins to plot the couple's wedding.

The Many Faces Of...
Episode 1 - The Many Faces Of Ronnie CorbettRonnie Corbett is an icon of television entertainment. His starring role in The Two Ronnies has earned him a chapter in the book of all-time comedy greats.

Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 9With guest host Jack Dee, and panellists Joan Bakewell and Mark Watson.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 5Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and David Mitchell. Nick Helm is in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty.

Come Fly With Me
Episode 6Peter and Judith have got mixed up in the dark arts of voodoo on their latest disastrous package holiday.

Big School
Series 2, Episode 3Mr Gunn views the impending parents evening at Greybridge in a whole new light when he discovers that one of his pupils may well be his son.

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 4, Episode 5 - MigrantsStewart Lee discusses the migrant crisis.

Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 3This time, celebrity chef Gino D'Acampo stands in for Holly as team captain opposite Fearne Cotton, as comedian Paddy McGuinness, Coronation Street's Shayne Ward, reality star Charlotte Crosby and presenter Caroline Flack join the panel.

Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 16, Episode 5 - Jimmy Carr, Ariana Grande, Will Arnett, Izzy BizuAlan is joined by comedian Jimmy Carr who speaks about his upcoming original Netflix comedy Funny Business; Ariana Grande chats about her new album and single, Dangerous Woman; and Will Arnett talks about his series Flaked. Music is from Izzy Bizu, performing her latest single Give Me Love live in the studio.

The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Duke Of Edinburgh AwardsWill is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme. The boys end up helping out in a local retirement home.

The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 6 - Exam TimeExams are looming, and Will is getting stressed. Jay has got other things on his mind, while Simon at last seems to be making some headway with Carli.

Miranda
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyMiranda has decided to prove to herself and her friends she can officially be an adult. First by looking after a toddler, then, by hosting a dinner party for eight...

Benidorm
Series 1, Episode 6The Oracle confesses to his mum that he feels the time has come to stop going on holiday with her, and Martin tells Kate that he was actually pleased she slept with Mateo. Meanwhile, the Garveys celebrate winning the quiz at the beach.

@elevenish
Episode 3Bobby Mair discusses Boris Johnson, David Cameron and the EU referendum with the British public; the Birthday Girls spoof documentary presenter Stacey Dooley; and there's a trip to Comic Con.

Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 11Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests appearing in this one.

Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 6 - MenopauseA major e-mail mishap leads to an exodus of clients from Eddy's business. Whilst she struggles to salvage a morsel from her TV and PR enterprises, Patsy is diagnosed with osteoporosis, and Saffy forces the pair to attend a meeting of Menopause Anonymous.